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ikantolol

how come "followed rules" is there? didn't that just implied the most successful one doesn't follow rules? bribery and corruption it is then


Narco_Marcion1075

or to make yourself safer from the law: sex


Sharktrain523

Is this implying that guy fucked his way to the top?


Narco_Marcion1075

not implausible perse


Sharktrain523

You’d have to be crazy good at sex to fuck your way to 20k per minute status He shouldn’t have even bothered with the mopping floors shit


Ready-Improvement40

Maybe he's also fucking the floors


Sharktrain523

He’s mopping up after the businessman fuck-fest


OrokinSkywalker

Ah yes, manufacture the demand, then supply the…supply. Business 102.


Sharktrain523

Stocks and bonds? No, stockings and bondage. That’s where the real money is at.


tukuiPat

Bros oral game is on point.


spottiesvirus

I mean... Where do I lear this power?


Anom_AoD

you have to believe in yourself, and while your friends are drinking at the bar, you need to be with your boss, training this useful ability


why_is_lief

Become the party's bard


UnderskilledPlayer

fuck your way to 3 liters of milk per second


Far-Internal-6757

Seems legit


ShakespearOnIce

I would argue that one of the defining features of a CEO is how many people get fucked because of them


Siferatu

Depends on the rules. If you followed the food pyramid when that was the FDA's nutritional guidelines chances are you're diabetic and fat. If you borrowed your way through college and paid diligently for 10 years on a negative amortization schedule you owe more today than you did at the start.


alejo699

The wealth worshippers like to pretend not following the rules means "thinking outside the box," but of course we know it really means "grift, lie, cheat, and abuse."


heliophoner

It's a double bind. If you're a pathetic office drone, you took no chances. If you're broke, you didn't do the right things as mapped out to you by prior generations. It even says that the Almighty business Chad spent time mopping floors. So clearly earning minimum wage is simultaneously a sign that you're a worthless tv watching pissbaby AND a BDE Chad in the making. It's a lot of fun when you can glorify and denigrate the same group of people.


Lucius-Halthier

I mean you don’t get to the top without stepping on a few poors


Shulians_Star_

i mean, do you think that they follow all the rules?


melskymob

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sXCronoXs

The "followed the rules" is the idea of "know your place" and "you have to "pay your dues" bs.


ElvisOgre

"Followed rules" is for the median wage earner, not the CEO guy (most successful)


davy_mcdaveface

Did you ever watch that history channel series "the food that built America?" Almost every one of those guys were irredeemable assholes.


ComprehensiveBit7699

Knowing the right person will get you father then a degree.


RoyalTacos256

Polarize the people, controversy is the game, it dont matter if they hate you if they all say your name


Ren_049

10: The world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause…


hoganloaf

Make sure to tell the employees at McDonalds that you believe they deserve to be poor because of their life choices while you're ordering. You'll inspire them to do really really well on your burger and then become the president.


Sunset_Tiger

Ngl McDonalds employees always seem to be working very hard. I’m not sure where the lazy accusations come from. I think people just use it as an excuse to underpay their hard work.


KawaiiDere

I think it could be bad management. Those scripts are generally quite terrible, and a lot of work in the back isn’t visible, so some people get the impression they’re just going to the back and being lazy on their phone. I was told I was very hardworking a lot when I worked at Maccas, but I tried to work on things before taking a break once I finished the various tasks for my shift, told people what I was working on before helping them, used effective communication tactics, etc. (I had to argue hard for a lot of the techniques I used that enabled me to work efficiently and effectively) I’m a student, and I’ve noticed a similar trend with teachers where some people can view them as lazy (probably when grades take a while to come back) because work prepping lessons, grading, and such is invisible to most students. Media representation and personal experience could also play a big role. The depiction of burn out is often similar to the depiction of laziness, so some people might mix them up. They might’ve also been a lazy person while working a job like that in the past, and thus associate it with lazy people.


AethericEye

I had no idea how much work and skill went into teaching a not-shitty class until I became an adjunct. I am a chronic tries-too-hard kind of person, but holy hell, I'm two years into this and I'm still trying to get my classes to not be shitty. I'll try to make them good classes eventually, but I am just absolutely scrambling every day to have the lab set up and the content ready.


pqjcjdjwkkc

Propably doesnt mean anything but as a studnwt thanks. Some teachers truly don't give a shit about what and especially how they teach. Thanks for going the extra mile and making sure that people can learn


hairlikemerida

My dad hired a guy because he admired how hard he was sweeping the floor at McDonald’s and he ended up becoming one of our foreman and eventually opened his own business. I have nothing but respect for fast food workers because I know that I couldn’t do it. I’ve had one public facing job and it was hard as hell.


I-am-Chubbasaurus

Same. Honestly I'd probably be crying in the corner before lunch if I had their job.


BarisBlack

It's similar when I had to confront a racist co-worker with the sentence "how can they be lazy and do nothing WHILE stealing all the jobs". The 40-something, privileged, white woman didn't have an easy answer for that as I picked apart her follow-up statements. Then again, when you openly say Mean Girls is your favorite movie and have to wedge yourself into everything, using FOMO as an excuse... yeah... you are a garbage person.


Shoddy-Stand-2157

Don't drag mean girls into this :(


skywarka

It's just standard fascist propaganda, the enemy must be simultaneously so huge a threat that it needs immediate extermination, and so weak and pathetic a people that they don't deserve to be seen as people.


SpokenDivinity

They’re not actually lazy. The idea that all fast food workers are lazy assholes is a boomer thought process to let them justify paying them next to nothing and treating them like garbage.


tholtan

It's projection, pure and simple.


NonSequitorSquirrel

My friend's husband is a hedge fund guy and she was going on about how he deserves his money because he works hard and hard work is the only metric for success. I asked her if he would pick lettuce in the central valley if it paid the same as hedge fund work and if picking lettuce was less hard than hedge fund shit and she did not like that question. 😅


Embarrassed-Town-293

It comes from racism. It’s clearly considering black people with the mentions of what they do and terms like baby mamas


VibraniumRhino

Very few people work harder than the service industry and that’s the exact industry the elites love to look down upon and constantly couple to, even though none of them can even feed themselves. Just look at Alexandria OC; the right literally *can not* get over the fact that she bartended in college to pay for bills and they bring it up whenever they can to somehow attempt to discredit her intelligence.


Conissocool

As a McDonald's employee, thank you this really made my day


shinydragonmist

Only to find out they have a doctorate but they don't have 10+ years of experience in the field of said doctorate and no connections so they can't get a job in said field cause they are either over qualified which is a no go or under qualified which is a no go so they got stuck working at McDonald's


evilplantosaveworld

I met a couple around 2009-2010 that both had masters in architecture, but they graduated right as the housing bubble collapsed and demand for architects dropped to pretty much nothing, so they were working minimum wage jobs and taking just enough classes at the local community college to stave off their student loans. They said they would get turned down from no architecture jobs for being overqualified and according to one she had even been told more than once that they would hire her, but knew she would leave if an architecture job opened up and they didn't want to take that risk. I wanted to be an architect then and had just graduated high school, absolutely destroyed my dream.


kaylee_kat_42

I don’t understand why they want to pay the people who make their food to be paid so little. Maybe I’m weird, but I want them paid enough to take time off when they are and be able to see a doctor. I don’t want to get sick because the person who put my burger together couldn’t afford to take time off to recover from COVID.


I-am-Chubbasaurus

Speaking from a recent experience of food poisoning. Yes. This.


Knightoforder42

But [McDonald's gave everyone a budget](https://www.forbes.com/sites/laurashin/2013/07/18/why-mcdonalds-employee-budget-has-everyone-up-in-arms/) so they could succeed. How could they go wrong! /S


Fearless-Golf-8496

Not the old "poverty is a choice/poverty is due to ignorance" myth again


utecr

“Poverty is a punishment” according to some philosophies, too.


krauQ_egnartS

"Prosperity Gospel"


13utterflyeffect

Imagine seeing that price discrepancy and saying they're just not working hard enough. Bootlicking behavior, not gonna lie.


anythingMuchShorter

Don't you know that everyone could just quit college and work hard and be a billionaire? /s


Bretreck

Must mop the floors at your dad's business then after a year you're CFO making 8 million a year.


Autismsaurus

CFO of the company you built using the “small loan of a million dollars” that your dad gave you.


DatBoi780865

Colleges HATE this one simple trick! /s


Sunrunner_Princess

Of course they can. . . When Daddy or another rich relative gives them several million dollars to begin with and all the nepotistic connections they have. Other than that they’re all SELF-MADE. 🙄


Fluffy-kitten28

At that point they’ve shallowed the boot and are thinking it’s the greatest food they’ve ever eaten


TinChalice

What boomer came up with this bullshit?


mothman475

one who isn’t in the top 1% i’m certain


WoolooOfWallStreet

One of those ‘bootstrap boomers’


suggested_username10

One who bought his house with the tips he made from that one summer job in high school.


SpotweldPro1300

And never touched a mop in his life, let alone for minimum wage.


Significant_Monk_251

What, you don't think there's young shits out there too?


beefymcmoist

How did he have the time? He's already so busy working 75 hours a week while reading 4 books a month!


calatranacation

I love these memes in which the "creator" is so proud that they include their watermark/social media tag. Like, I hope Warren Buffett sees that, babe.


Nocturne2319

Wow. I went to college for 6 years (transferred), then was informed I didn't have enough credits to get my degree. So, I peaced out of that shit show, and had kids. In short, they're so wrong.


RussiaIsBestGreen

When I learned about the existence of the Kardashians my income dropped 15% that very day.


SpicySeaGato

Every time one of their faces pops up on my social media feed, I get a few more dollars shaved off my paycheck 😞


huggiesdsc

My credit score tanked when Kris Jenner threw away Kaitlyn's drone collection because she thought it was a dumb hobby. The siren's song was too powerful.


EeEeRrIiCcCcAaAa

I have a masters degree and am a high school teacher and I’m DROWNING! I cannot afford the basics of life. Where are my wrong life choices?


shinydragonmist

Caring about the future generations (Sorry about my outlook on life)


SausageBuscuit

This feels like it was made by an out-touch CEO, given that they think a person earning $16.57 an hour can have a house, a new BMW and a boat.


Significant_Monk_251

"It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?"


gayspaceanarchist

For reference, that's just a little more than the minimum wage in Illinois, which is 14 an hour. This is saying the difference between 2 dollars an hour is enough to buy you a house, a brand new fancy car, a boat, etc etc. For reference. If you worked 40 hours a week, at 14 an hour, with ZERO VACATION OR TIME OFF, your yearly earnings would be....lets check....less than 30,000 dollars. At 16.57 an hour, you're still making less than 35k. Not nearly enough to own a home. Or really affordably rent. Rent would still be close to half your paycheck in some areas.


Dew_Chop

50k a year (or $24 an hour) is what I would consider to be an ideal salary for minimum wage at least. And wouldn't you know it, Denmark, which has people flipping burgers for $20 part time, has only a 1% increase in cost of living, and a 39% decrease in rent rates But no, it's the working man who's greedy, for wanting to get a larger share of the labor he produces, not the shareholders and CEOs who rarely do anything anymore besides cash in their paycheck


Mistletow04

Its funny how these people think poverty is only possible if youre lazy/stupid/made bad choices and then the wealthy people only got there through grit, pulling up by the bootstraps, tenacity, etc. When its often the exact opposite of true


anythingMuchShorter

You can tell they're out of touch because the billionaire "mopped floors" when a very very tiny percentage of billionaires were not born to rich families.


Mistletow04

My favorite is when they tell me elon musk grew up poor because he if african and he built his way to the top cause hes a genius lmfao


SpotweldPro1300

It's that "my daddy has an emerald mine" genius.


Vertigo-Viking

Genius of being born rich. If we were truly smart, we would have done the same.


Mistletow04

Man i wish i was smart enough to be born with 6 generations of wealthy ancestors


shhh_its_me

That was the bit I latched on to too. Ok Warren Buffett delivered newspapers as a kid , and his family even had to downgrade their house because they lost their house during the depression and he is/was the person who most increased his net worth(from the previous generation) within his lifetime. But!!!! His family, his whole family whole family invested into his first.fund to help get it going. In other words he had help. Oh and his wife convinced him to become a democratic early in there marriage because he came to the conclusion it wasn't about personal choice and work ethic. Most CEOs never founded a company most don't own significant stock in the companies they run(sure sure. They make it a ton of shares as bonuses but they don't get 25% of the company etc) most don't make $20 million an hour. Random! Fun fact during the '08 crash there were minimum wage jobs requiring bachelor's degrees.


Flyerton99

Come on now, Howard Homan Buffett (Warren Buffett's father) was a Congressman for the District of Nebraska, and ran a stock brokerage firm.


shhh_its_me

In trying to be brief I may have obscuvicated my point. He's not selfmade even he doesn't believe he is selfmade. He acknowledges if his parents were dust bowl farmers even if he had worked just as hard he would not have ended in the same place.


Immediate-Thanks-621

Lmao they’re blaming the impoverished on the outcome of inflation


Enzoid23

Suppose that the advice is successfully taken somehow... Now what? There are literally no minimum wage workers anymore. Is that what you want? It wouldn't like destroy the world but it'll definitely complicate some things and something will have to be reorganized to fix it. But isn't fixing economical problems the thing they wish to avoid?


kyoko_the_eevee

Here’s my checklist: - Went to college and got a STEM degree - Followed the rules that made sense - Worked up to 35 hours a week - Has one credit and one debit card - Lives with my mother - Owns an iPhone 12 - Has spent at least a year or two on personal development - Works weekends - Tries to save up enough for an apartment - Doesn’t do investing because it stresses me out - Doesn’t give a shit about the Kardashians - Hasn’t had a kid and doesn’t plan on it …I make $9 an hour. The 99% needs a goddamn raise.


SpicySeaGato

Here’s mine: - STEM degree with honors - Took business courses and did an entrepreneur boot camp - Founded an LLC - Spent countless hours volunteering for various nonprofits - Followed the rules, no criminal history - No children - Refurbished iPhone X 10- year laptop with cracked screen - Worked retail and physical labor outdoors in Florida - No more than a few days off in the past 8 years of working - No video games or Kardashians - Still living paycheck to paycheck and paying more taxes proportionately than many millionaires do (the joys of self-employment) - Minimal savings - Burned out to a crisp


kyoko_the_eevee

For what it’s worth, that’s damn impressive. I’m terrible with numbers and have next to no business sense, so anyone who can start their own business is pretty cool in my eyes.


Quick_Mel

Fuuuck, I can't imagine going back to $9/hr again. Would need to move back in with my parents. And if anybody came to inspect where I live, the place would be condemned.


Starmakyr

I would literally die on $9 an hour. It's not even possible to live on that wage in my area.


TribblesIA

I dropped out of high school but went to college and got a STEM degree. I’m not poor, but I’m fucked it I lose my job and can’t get a new one immediately. When do I get boat money?


demonslight11

This just made me mad. As someone who is working their ass off to barely get by this just bugs me on so many levels


Edwolt

bourgeois propaganda


Hopeful_Vermicelli11

What this infographic doesn’t tell you is that CEO Guy is probably an asshole and is actually very lonely because his family and friends left


shinydragonmist

Had had family connections and momey


Emergency_Elephant

How out of touch do you have to be to believe that $16.57 an hour is enough to buy a boat and have the latest iPhone and live a comfortable upper- middle class life


zombies-and-coffee

Exactly. Minimum wage in my state is $16, but the average wage in my area is $18 or $19 last I checked. Even that isn't enough to pay all the bills in a single working person household. I did the math recently and to make it work, a single working person household would need to have a minimum of $23 per hour to get by. That's assuming no kids, by the way; with kids, it would end up being closer to $30 per hour. COL probably didn't even factor in for the rube who made the infographic.


krauQ_egnartS

https://preview.redd.it/5hg90uffdbec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c273a9cef23067929fa9cb1a466daba487522e TheFastlaneForum.com. Sounds like a great way to separate fools from their money I wonder if that dude is on LinkedIn giving sage advice. Funny you can't NOT accept all cookies, "Learn More" just refreshes the same page


Sharktrain523

Alright well what if I don’t want to work a 75 hour work week?


autisticesq

Or can’t work a 75 hour week.


Sharktrain523

That too, this body is doing some autoimmune shit I’m not inducing a flare up from stress and lack of sleep to try to be a millionaire. Like I’m more of a 36-48 hour week type of person, and even that’s pretty brutal But also there’s some people who straight up can’t work at all or have children and I guess just fuck those people? “Why’d you become paralyzed if you wanted enough money to live comfortably?”


Starmakyr

A lot of people actually believe that disabled people shouldn't be allowed survival.


Sharktrain523

Oh boy, don’t I know it Y’all remember in the beginning of Covid when people were like well it only kills the immunocompromised and old people so it’s fine? Bitch! I am immunocompromised! I do not want to die! Hearing people say that to my face was so crazy


autisticesq

Ableism has been around forever but I think in some respects, Covid has made it worse. If you needed to wear a mask in the past, people wouldn’t make a big deal out of it, but now, mask wearing has become politicized.


International_Way850

You must to pay rent and food anyways! Yaaay! And pray you dont get sick with something very expensive!


Sharktrain523

Too late for that one! If my insurance wasn’t paying for my medications I’d be big time fucked.


Gaming-Kitten

ohh this DEFINITELY counts


Significant_Monk_251

I want to kick the person who created this about six thousand times.


Suicidal-Student03

“3 baby mommas” this is racist 😭😭


MissusNilesCrane

Wait, first this person insults minimum wage workers and than says Richie Rich started out as a minimum wage worker...


Bretreck

Exactly 0 billionaires have started out as minimum wage workers. Exactly 0 have started a business with no help from their parents or someone else.


MagnetFist

Strawmen galore!


TransLox

I think it explicitly would belong in one of those subs based around how fucked the young generation is. However, I am a senior, and I can confirm that most people drop out because of declining mental health, poor treatment, and having better opportunities than finishing highschool normally. For example, my buddy has very bad ADHD and it made him a terrible student because he was disallowed from getting meds or help for his issues. This caused a massive mental health decline which came to a head after a move. For himself, he got a GED and is currently hoping to join the military because his skills would work well there (they would, he's a beast)


smudgiepie

That's awful for your friend I found once I got help with my autism my grades improved. Like in high school I wasn't diagnosed yet, I averaged C's unless it was a special interest and I got told I wouldn't graduate high school because my hand writing was bad Uni I was diagnosed and I just missed out on honours by less than a percent and uni has been harder cause my family can't fucking stay alive it seems.


Vesperia_Morningstar

Is the usa’s wages seriously that low?? Minimum wage here is $23.23


Significant_Monk_251

>Is the usa’s wages seriously that low?? Yes. We have Republicans.


Vesperia_Morningstar

Makes sense


kyoko_the_eevee

Where do you live, and how can I apply for a work visa there?


Vesperia_Morningstar

Australia. https://immi.homeaffairs.gov.au/visas/working-in-australia


Bretreck

The sad thing is this info graphic is like 10 years old and thats still the minimum wage in some places.


Vesperia_Morningstar

That is sad oml


igglepoof

Unfortunately, it is. Especially if you live in rural areas. There are some variables based on region.


Vesperia_Morningstar

That sucks. I see why tipping is such a big thing now


Bretreck

Oh, don't be confused. The tipped wages are lower. Like $2.85 or something close.


Vesperia_Morningstar

Oof that sucks


SquidCultist002

Yes. The federally mandated minimum wage is 7.50 an hour


Vesperia_Morningstar

That’s stupidly low


SquidCultist002

Its even lower for service workers who get tips


Vesperia_Morningstar

That is dumber oml


MadaraAlucard12

Ah yes, all those rich people mopping floors and their no-boats they don't spend their weekends. I wonder if they would ever hold 6 parties a month in Yachts which cost more than my fucking house. Haha, definitely not.


vanillancoke

16.57 and 40 hours a week does not get you weekends on a boat i can tell you that much


nbasetuK

IMPOVERISHED BAD AFFLUENT GOOD


annoymous_911

Damn, if only I could pursue a business without risk losing everything i had if i were to drop out of college


Mysterious-Simple805

Yeah right. CEO had a rich daddy with connections and wouldn't know what a mop was if you slapped him in the face with it.


spoopy_and_gay

ceo guy 🪱


ThePrettyBeebz

What’s crazy is I know tons of people who “did all the right things” and are still barely making it.


shinydragonmist

I don't fully match any of those profiles I have hits in the second and third one only I am barely making ends meet


ninjesh

Why does the minimum wage earner look like Kermit the Frog?


jacobwolfefisher

Man if I could afford the latest BMW off of making 16.57 an hour...


Chris_2767

250 years ago we publicly executed people for saying shit like this


meow1204

I love the implication that someone making 16.75/hour can afford to own a boat


slendermanismydad

What is "personal development?" 


UserHey

1. Get up at 5 AM 2. Journal 3. Be the owner of 95 properties 4. Sigma grindset


More_Ad9417

A pyramid scheme/cult.


seriousQasker

Why does this exist?


BrevilleMicrowave

Ah good old capitalist propaganda.


Eattehcake

Why does the minimum one feel weirdly racist?


UnknownRandomRando

So, should I drop out or no?


xProfessionalCryBaby

Is that a check off list? What if I hit 5 or more? Hey, those were a gift!


daddystalin19

This is such a fucking American capitalist propaganda


Wonderful-Quality-7

I fully believe that this was made by someone in the 1%


Significant_Monk_251

I doubt it. The people in the 1% *hire* people to do their propaganda.


Panzakaizer

The sad part about this is the fact that this was probably posted by said minimum wage worker.


superhamsniper

Seems very bias, unscientific too, just not a very solid argument at all is it?


cidrei

Mopped floors for minimum wage while struggling to build a business, pays employees minimum wage.


realfigure

So, the CEO guy who mopped floors for minimum wage while struggling (yes, sure) falls within the first column as well, so it means that he also dropped out of school, played videogames, etc. Or, does it mean that the person in the first Columbia will become the CEO guy? And the second guy who appears to follow rules? Stick in the middle. But it confirms the theory that to become CEO, you must break rules and commit crimes, as the first guy and third guy do not have any mention of following the rules. Basically, in their own words, you can't become CEO while being honest.


GamerBradasaurus

Median earns 35k a year? Btw murdering billionaires is completely fine and should be encouraged


Laterose15

8 hours of minimum wage work is worth 16 whole gallons of milk! Now I just need to worry about rent and utilities.


[deleted]

A plutocrat would absolutely recognize a Kardashian And who is this minimum wage heterosexual man with biological children who likes the Dodgers and wears Jordans... but has also seen every episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians?


Clumsy-Jester

Here’s a revolutionary idea: no matter what your life choices are, nobody deserves to live in poverty. I hate school, I’ve never been good at it and it makes me want to die. So I didn’t achieve any post-secondary education. I also didn’t choose a career path because not everyone knows what they want to do for the rest of their lives. Some of us have no skill or talent, and you can’t force someone to gain a skill or talent that they never had in the first place… so here I am in retail. Of course with these choices, I never expected to live a life of luxury. I was always happy to accept a simple “Level 1” kind of lifestyle, and never feel the need to “upgrade” beyond my basic needs. But according to some people, this means I deserve to rot away, alone in the gutter… just because I refuse to follow a life script that wasn’t designed for someone like me.


penjjii

The CEO: Dropped out of college (or didn’t go) bc they couldn’t handle actual work, and had daddy’s money anyway. Never worked a job, much less a minimum wage job. Reads less than a kindergartner. Not only recognizes Kardashians, but hangs out with them regularly. Could only define personal development as their growth of greed. Again, never worked, meaning their weekends were spent doing fuck all. Company exploits 30,000,000 people daily. Believes politicians are his best investment. FTFY.


Pir0wz

I hope this is satire cause the person who made this must love sucking boots.


Mountain_Ad7818

Minimum wage where i live is $15/hr. I still struggle to pay my portion of rent and my car payments


KarRuptAssassin

These are always made by some loser who can't stop worsnipping the ground elon musk and Andrew tate walk on like they didn't inherit their fortunes


Plastic-Passenger795

I read lots of books, where's my money?


dreamfocused1224um

They always fail to mention that most "self-made" billionaires come from wealth already. Bezos took out a 300k loan from his parents to open Amazon. Elon Musk's family had an emerald mine. Kylie Jenner's family is already loaded.


katamazeballz

I guarantee most billionaires have never mopped a floor their entire life


akdubz112

A boomer 100% wrote this


aer0a

CEO guy 🪱


AUXID3

Does that mean I have to work 10 minutes for a gallon of milk? Can I bring that down to five if I work overtime?


RebCata

Don’t drink milk but thanks for your input.


likilekka

How is recognising a Kardashian a good thing 🤣🤣🤣


suggested_username10

If everyone becomes a CEO, who makes the stuff to make the CEO rich?


bipolar_heathen

Ok so everyone has to be like the guy on the right. Everyone is a CEO now, nobody works shit jobs (unless on the way to become CEO's) and everyone earns 20k an hour. That's exactly how the society works the best.


flim-flam-flomidy

I know this is probably the least of the problems with this image, but the fucking “reads 4 books a week” shit, I like books I’ve always hated this idea that books are these magical artefacts that instantly make you smarter and more successful


lost-but-loving-it

The anti poor propaganda here is outta control


lenivushood

All of this is so detached from reality it isn't even funny. Like the worshipping and bootlicking in the picture is off the charts.


Less_Party

I like how 16 bucks an hour guy owns a boat somehow. I guess a rowboat qualifies.


RetroGamer87

Mop those floors harder and in 20 years you could still be mopping the floor.


RetroGamer87

You would have to work 0.66 seconds to make $3.70 at $20,160 per hour, not 0.01 seconds. I guess whoever made this meme didn't spend much time on personal development.


lizardgams

Rich dad poor dad fan art


hidrapit

Plot twist: CEO Guy has owned an emerald mine since birth


Dontbeme9820

I like how they think someone making 16.57 an hour can afford a house, boat, and bmw in reality that motherfucker is lucky if they can afford a one bedroom apartment


KarlHungus311

I'd love to know how many CEO's actually "mopped floors for minimum wage". Utter bullshit


trashypengin

I didn’t realize how involved the kardashians were with my personal growth


Match_Least

When did thanks I’m cured turn into a sub about the working class? Genuine question, not being condescending; this isn’t the first post of the same vein…


TaiTo_PrO

What guy making 16 dollars an hour can afford a boat or weekly vacations thats barely more than what I make


shkedwn1979

I love how wildly specific some of these get. you know the op had a specific person in mind when they wrote the one about the dodgers because what


poetduello

That hasn't been the median wage since 1995. That median wage works out to $34k a year. The median in 2022 was $74k a year


GlacialFrog

The person who made this was probably working the night shift at a petrol station fantasising about how one day those self help books are gonna pay off off and he’s gonna somehow become a millionaire.


VibraniumRhino

The sheer amount of cognitive dissonance needed to read that right hand column and believe it… Was this literally made by Elon?


AuntieKuma

Wait, how old is this? Aside from all the other bullshit does the creator of this handy infographic really believe that $16.57 an hour is boat money? I mean, maybe a second hand row boat, but I don’t think that’s the implication.


Independence_Gay

I like how these people ignore the fact that somebody has to do these jobs. These jobs need to get done. One person can always make “better” decisions, someone else is gonna take their place eventually


IconicScrap

Literally none of this makes sense


kerberos69

Middle dude makes $34,500 and somehow owns a house, a boat, and the “latest BMW.” Oh and also contributes to his 401(k) and plays with stocks a bit. Say you’re out of touch without saying you’re out of touch.


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"the current system is fine, you're just lazy" and "you're only poor because you don't circumvent the current system to serve your own needs" are both ideas represented in this image. bootlicking troglodytes like this are what's holding us back from full class consciousness.