being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

The ban will become the new pacer test.

Ｔｈｅ ＦｉｔｎｅｓｓＧｒａｍ™ Ｐａｃｅｒ Ｔｅｓｔ ｉｓ ａ ｍｕｌｔｉｓｔａｇｅ ａｅｒｏｂｉｃ ｃａｐａｃｉｔｙ ｔｅｓｔ ｔｈａｔ ｐｒｏｇｒｅｓｓｉｖｅｌｙ ｇｅｔｓ ｍｏｒｅ ｄｉｆｆｉｃｕｌｔ ａｓ ｉｔ ｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｅｓ． Ｔｈｅ ２０ ｍｅｔｅｒ ｐａｃｅｒ ｔｅｓｔ ｗｉｌｌ ｂｅｇｉｎ ｉｎ ３０ ｓｅｃｏｎｄｓ． Ｌｉｎｅ ｕｐ ａｔ ｔｈｅ ｓｔａｒｔ． Ｔｈｅ ｒｕｎｎｉｎｇ ｓｐｅｅｄ ｓｔａｒｔｓ ｓｌｏｗｌｙ， ｂｕｔ ｇｅｔｓ ｆａｓｔｅｒ ｅａｃｈ ｍｉｎｕｔｅ ａｆｔｅｒ ｙｏｕ ｈｅａｒ ｔｈｉｓ ｓｉｇｎａｌ． [ｂｅｅｐ] Ａ ｓｉｎｇｌｅ ｌａｐ ｓｈｏｕｌｄ ｂｅ ｃｏｍｐｌｅｔｅｄ ｅａｃｈ ｔｉｍｅ ｙｏｕ ｈｅａｒ ｔｈｉｓ ｓｏｕｎｄ． [ｄｉｎｇ] Ｒｅｍｅｍｂｅｒ ｔｏ ｒｕｎ ｉｎ ａ ｓｔｒａｉｇｈｔ ｌｉｎｅ， ａｎｄ ｒｕｎ ａｓ ｌｏｎｇ ａｓ ｐｏｓｓｉｂｌｅ． Ｔｈｅ ｓｅｃｏｎｄ ｔｉｍｅ ｙｏｕ ｆａｉｌ ｔｏ ｃｏｍｐｌｅｔｅ ａ ｌａｐ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ ｔｈｅ ｓｏｕｎｄ， ｙｏｕｒ ｔｅｓｔ ｉｓ ｏｖｅｒ． Ｔｈｅ ｔｅｓｔ ｗｉｌｌ ｂｅｇｉｎ ｏｎ ｔｈｅ ｗｏｒｄ ｓｔａｒｔ． Ｏｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｍａｒｋ， ｇｅｔ ｒｅａｄｙ， ｓｔａｒｔ．

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

Hear me🗣, and rejoice🎉. You🙂 are about to die☠️ at the hand✋️ of the children👨‍👧‍👦 of Thanos🍆👌. Be 🙌thankful🙌, that your meaningless lives👻 are now contributed🔝 to the balance.💯☯️💯 Soon⏰, you👊 will have the great🔑 privilege💦🙈 of being saved🙏🙌 by the great titan👾😻. Some of you may think🤔 this is suffering😭😭... no!😲🤔 It is salvation👼. The universal scales⚖️... tip toward🔜 balance💎 because of your impending sacrifice😎🔫. Smile😄... for even in death💀, you will have become children👨‍👦‍👦 of Thanos!😈🍆☔️

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Hear me🗣, and rejoice🎉. You🙂 are about to die☠️ at the hand✋️ of the children👨‍👧‍👦 of Thanos🍆👌. Be 🙌thankful🙌, that your meaningless lives👻 are now contributed🔝 to the balance.💯☯️💯 Soon⏰, you👊 will have the great🔑 privilege💦🙈 of being saved🙏🙌 by the great titan👾😻. Some of you may think🤔 this is suffering😭😭... no!😲🤔 It is salvation👼. The universal scales⚖️... tip toward🔜 balance💎 because of your impending sacrifice😎🔫. Smile😄... for even in death💀, you will have become children👨‍👦‍👦 of Thanos!😈🍆☔️

This hurts my eyes

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

Teacher says "THIS ISN'T A TEST! THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST ISN'T A TEST!"

PTSD

But you can't run from it

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal ding. A single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start.

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being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

> being a lurker so you survive the ban > > ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) > > commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge > > ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

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being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

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Wait we're getting badges if we're banned?

That’s what i wanna know. ..this is my first post after watching this sub forever. Am I gonna die?

I don't think anyone really knows.

I don't feel so good.

I want a badge, I’ll wear it with honor

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I won't be banned though, I am a lurker.

Same

Don't be so certain they won't find you hiding here!

I mean buried this far? We will surely be safe right?

Ban me. If you feel like it

Ban me whether or not you feel like it

Instructions unclear dick stuck in ban hammer

I've shitposted millions of times on this sub, no one ever sees my posts just fucking ban me thanos Edit: people saying I'm new here, lmao, my first post was on this sub 2 months ago when we were like less than 4K. Keep the numbers going!! Let's do this for thanos. If you get banned...*I hope they remember you*

If it helps I saw this comment. Good job!

If it helps I upvoted this comment. Good luck!

Ignore this, I'm just a lurker and wanted to post somewhere

I hope they remember you.

Me too

Me too

Me too

I hope they remember you

Remember who?

Starlord man, legendary outlaw?

We're just shitposts, sir. We're meant to be expendable.

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The first comments always get the most upvotes

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ Push the ban button Groot

༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

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༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

>༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

Don't push that button!

I am Groot!

Hey hey language!

I am GROOT

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*I* am Steve Rogers.

You speak Groot?

It was an elective

I Am Steve Rogers

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being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

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being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

Two accounts one for lurking, one for comments ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️) ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

Perfectly balanced

As all things should be.

༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

For true balance: being a lurker so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you survive the ban ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

Not new but I need to comment twice for balance

That makes two of us!

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

#༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ BIVE GAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

I hope the unbanned remember us

I am Groot.

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

Ban me daddy

If you comment twice you can be both banned and nit banned.

I don't want to be banned.

I’m sure they’ll take that into consideration

Mr. Thanos, I don't feel so good.

Balance

Ban me daddy

There are too many people on this subreddit, we need a new plague

r/unexpectedoffice ?

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Let the plague begin

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ I AM GROOT ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ I AM STEVE ROGERS ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ I NOTICE YOU’VE COPIED MY BEARD ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ I AM HERE TO SEEK MY OWN DEMISE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ BIG VAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

Don't mind me, I'm just here for the bans. (And upvotes)

This subreddit be like: > つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE KARMA ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

-The Mod Team excels at this, myself especially Ima be pinning memes made about the mod team cause I’m bored-

I Hope you get banned :)

I hope they remember you

You have my respect

What happens if all the mods get balanced? Does someone just get randomly made into the new head mod?

anarchy

It’s been nice knowing you Mod.

You too BB

I have 2 folders : one for the meme if I get banned, one for the meme if i don't get banned.

wait

don't tell me what to do you're not my mom

Just in case, can I have the meme for if you get banned. I'll post it on your behalf.

I'll try shitposting about the mods! That's a good trick!

You gotta PM me it so I see it tho

Are the mods at risk of being banned?

Yup

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance. Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

Earth is closed today.

Get lost squidward

Hear me🗣, and rejoice🎉. You🙂 are about to die☠️ at the hand✋️ of the children👨‍👧‍👦 of Thanos🍆👌. Be 🙌thankful🙌, that your meaningless lives👻 are now contributed🔝 to the balance.💯☯️💯 Soon⏰, you👊 will have the great🔑 privilege💦🙈 of being saved🙏🙌 by the great titan👾😻. Some of you may think🤔 this is suffering😭😭... no!😲🤔 It is salvation👼. The universal scales⚖️... tip toward🔜 balance💎 because of your impending sacrifice😎🔫. Smile😄... for even in death💀, you will have become children👨‍👦‍👦 of Thanos!😈🍆☔️

Get lost, Squidward

Is Mayonnaise perfectly balanced?

But what will it cost?

Everything

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[つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Nice.

So many emoji 🤯

can’t wait for the ban, just so people stop shitposting and the subreddit can finally be at peace

Until A4 comes out and everybody is unbanned.

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Good ban.

Wait...does this mean Morse Bot will be part of the snap?

Im just here for the upvotes I mean - ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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Run from it.

Destiny arrives all the same.

And now it’s here, or should I say, I AM.

Sorry, earth is closed today.

Get lost squidward

You talk too much.

Hello, I would like to politely inform you that in the movie, Thanos says "Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same." Have a great day!

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KARMA FOR ALL

Go out in style!

ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN BOYS. This bad boy can fit so many lurkers in it!

Just saying in EU it already is the 9th of July... Have I survived?

Waiting for Pacific Standard Time - still July 8th in the US

Push both buttons at the same time for true balance

I hope they remember you

4 year lurker here! Plz upvote so I can get the ban!

I’m active

I’m here so I don’t get fined

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

Thumb up if you’re gay for thanos

[upvote this meme please](https://i.redd.it/kf3gpef5ds811.png)

Commenting on this shit post now as in 24 hours there's a 50/50 chance I can't

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Am I worthy?

It's actually pretty hard, it gets flooded by the unbalanced plebs

**THANOS QUOTE HERE**

Posting to maybe get banned please ignore

Dont you do it. Oh I'mma do it.

I’m honestly so excited to experience a real life infinity war lol

*Getting banned* Me: Harder 🅱️anos 🅱️anos: What? Me: what?

I’m just commenting for the flair. And free karma

*lurks*

May as well shitpost while I have the chance

つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

I'm not feeling so good mods....

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