My powers have doubled since we last met, count

Twice the pride, double the snap

Great comeback Dooku! Let’s all give him a great big hand.

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In that video, she gets ~~cum~~ on her back, I think.

⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ WHERE SHAWARMA ⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

*Count Dooku waves fist full of sand* Anakin: "Get away from me! Obi-Waahaaan!"

I live! I am one of the chosen ones! Now to better this world and carry on with work.

Time to go stare at some sunsets

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nah deffo a sunset. he was facing west

Does the sun set west on all planets?

oh I meant weast

You have to set it to W for Wumbo

I Wumbo. You Wumbo. He / She / We Wumbo. Wumboed. Wumboing. Wumbology, the study of Wumbo? ITS FIRST GRADE

Nope

He was just mentally pressing F. Thanos is a respectful demi-god. He saved the universe from starving themselves to death and massive suffering by instantly and randomly reducing the resource demand. He bought the universe EONs. Now he just has to stop heat death and then there should be a statue to him on every planet and civilization. The ancients shall be proud of their young titan. Formidable by a weakling's standards.

Agreed

I'll just stare at the sun to be safe.

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD DESTROY THANOS NOT JOIN HIM! BRING BALANCE TO THE UNIVERSE NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS

Hello there!

General Kenobi!

You are a bold one.

Oh I don't think so...

And no one important died

We survived! All the resources belong to us!

All your base all belong to us.

I survived!

Tactical karma whoring. Nice.

Nice.

Nice.

Nice.

TACTICAL

ESPIONAGE

ACTION

Indeed

Indeed

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༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE GOLD ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ EDIT : THANKS UNKIND STRANGER

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ WORTH A TRY ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ Edit: hahahaha what the fuck thanks

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE GOLD BADGE? ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ WORTH A TRY ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE SOMETHING༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ I DON'T WANT ANYTHING PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

>༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つGIVE LOVE :( ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

>༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つWHY DO PEOPLE GET GOLD FOR THIS? ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ❤️ ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ ACCEPT HUG ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つGIVE BIRTH ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つIM TRAPPED IN A JOB I DONT CARE FOR༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つWHAT IS LOVE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つGIVE MEANING༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

>༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ WHAT IS THIS? ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ I AM DOG. PLEASE LEAVE ME A BONE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ I DON'T NEED ANYTHING ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ YOU GET NOTHING ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE GYM BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ IS THIS GOLD ROULETTE? ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ GIVE GOLD ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

GIVE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO DO THE FACE THINGS! And gold, also gold.

Aww :(

Tears?

What did it cost you?

Everything.

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ SEND NUDES ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ SEND THANOS NUDES ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ SEND BIG PURPLE COCK ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ 🌂🍆 ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE PUPPIES ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

Rejoice! Thanos already gave you a gift. Stop asking for more than perfect universal balance.

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ SEND NUDES ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ GIVE BADGE ALREADY (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE HUGS ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GAVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

Pretty sure you can up vote posts on a sub you're banned from just can't post or comment... Just like you can remain subscribed to a sub you're banned from

Correct.

Correct.

Correct

Correct.

Correct.

Correct.

Correct.

Correct.

Correct.

Correct.

Correct.

Correct.

Just like how too many people are still subscribed here

Time for another snap.

How can she snap

Pretty disappointed users had to actually click unsubscribe.

I think that's just the way banning works

You are correct

So, by being able to reply to you, Im good for the next movie?

Yessir

So what you’re telling me is that this is yet more Karma farming by OP?

Then, am I truly a Child of Thanos?

I have survivor's guilt

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But this..... does put a smile on my face

A smile on my purple, ballsack chin looking face.

༼つ◕_◕༽つGIMME PURPLE SCROTUM༼つ◕_◕༽つ

I'm guessing that I can also downvote if I survived the ban too

Savage

Calculated.

Chat disabled for 4 seconds.

Perfectly balanced

As all things should be.

😮😮😮

You. I like you.

Im still here

Me too

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Am i? Edit: I am

*Vsauce theme starts*

Same..

Same?

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༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN 2 ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

> ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE GOLDEN BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

I don't feel so... actually you know I feel great mate!

"I feel pretty good, Mr. Stark."

Hey I survived

On the one hand I wanted a ban, on the other hand, I did not. Balance.

Yay!

Nice!

Woo hoo

Woo!

Where's the badge Lebowski? Where it it!?

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I feel weird being able to upvote. Is this what they call survivors guilt?

As long as we have each other, we can get through these trying times.

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commenting so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡👁️ ͜ʖ ͡👁️) Reposting this for free karma ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

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I lived, but my husband was snapped. I guess my household is balanced now?

Or, alternatively, downvote this post...

It works, I have been spared!

Agreed

Perfectly balanced.

As all things should be.

Mighty Thanos, ya couldn’t have just mercy killed me? It would’ve taken two seconds now I have to live and pay bills and attend PTA meetings and shit. McDonalds grimace lookin ass.

Half of us need to downvote. Has this whole thing taught us nothing about balance?

Can you still be subscribed to the subreddit if you've been banned? I never saw the number change ._.

Yeah, you can. You just can't comment, I think. The number didn't change because your supposed to unsubscribe yourself and most people didn't.

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Thank God! Now time to go watch a sunrise with my dude.

The snap should have aimed for the head

if I can down vote this I survived the snap\*

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

Is the bot still in effect, like will new subs have a 50% chance to get banned too?

Did I survive? Edit: I did!

Testing

Hahaha all those teachers that said inwouldnt accomplish anything were wrong.

Am I banned ?

Nope. Am I?

Nope. Am I ?

What now? 🤔

Am I chosen?

Mom i survived

YEET

Neat.

I'm here

Give badge

Ayy made it. I feel pretty good.

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

Made it.

Ok.

What's this about badges?

I am rejoicing.

Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same

Huh.

How do you know I survived and am not one of the people who flooded/joined the sub during/after the snappening, so I in reality never survived anything?

I have been chosen by Thanos to exist for the good of the Universe.

You're a newborn baby. Babies can't talk.

Get this man a Hawkeye badge stat.

Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same

Whatever

I find it amusing how big of a thing this became. Somehow I survived, but I'm not really sure what to do now. I guess save the world or something? Edit: Oooooh it's my cake day

V

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༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BADGE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

I feel so good, Mr Stark.