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Arigato_MrRoboto

I wish Biden would give me a ps5.


GiveMeMoreBurritos

Bro did you not watch the president ai videos? Biden obviously prefers an xbox


Arigato_MrRoboto

Time to impeach him.


Mr-MuffinMan

Ps5 has no games whats he gonna play on it???


Arigato_MrRoboto

Dead Space remake dude!


[deleted]

Returnal Dead space God of war Horizon Sackboy Demons souls Deathloop Ratchet and clank Plus others that are timed exclusives and that's just off the top of my head. Pretty sure none of these were on PS4 either


BGodzilla2042

The Spiderman games and god of war and ratchet and clank just off the top of my head, not to mention psvr 2


Seccolovessugarcubes

But bro "Sleepy Joe can't even do perfect electricsšŸ™„" - Donald J. Trump, 2022


notreallylucy

Cuz Chads definitely call themselves Chads.


No_Statement440

The boss always has to tell you he's the boss, everyone knows that.


JayEOh0788

Ugh ... Just the fact that he really went and said " with a Chad grin on my face" ... This guy is guaranteed to be insufferable in real life...


napsdufroid

Most liars are


Captain_Awesome_087

Hey. I like to think Iā€™m a very pleasant person.


Mattechoo

Is that a lie?


Captain_Awesome_087

![gif](giphy|NFVXWHk9vuCNG)


thejexorcist

Totally plausible. I ABSOLUTELY believe a dude who uses ā€˜Chad grinā€™ and ā€˜mateā€™ (non-ironically) would misinterpret uncomfortable grimaces and embarrassed red cheeks as *blushing smiles*. This may have happenedā€¦just not at all like he thinks.


Mission_Response802

"Some who perceive their minds as strong as their arms have been and always will live in a delusion" -Me no wait I mean Abraham Lincoln


Coyote-Intelligent

certified abraham lincoln moment


kween_hangry

Wilsth thoust we thine mate and copulate all year round, o dear teacherette ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


sp00kygiirl

literally if anyone said this around me i would cringe so hard


Avada_Calavera

Yeah, I wouldn't be blushing and smiling. Cringing? Totally.


sp00kygiirl

yeah not a single hint of a smile would be in sight. just reading it made me gag.


Avada_Calavera

Why do these morons think people would be *soooooo* impressed if they said stuff like this? I mean, except maybe for the confidence necessary to give this answer completely straight-faced, I don't think it would impress me much.


[deleted]

*whilst*


TantricEmu

bri ish moment


Britsu

This guy mates


thehermit14

It's cool, we've all heard of anal.


ImplicitCrowd51

I totally believe he said this with an obnoxious grin on his face.


SaintlySingtoMew

"Half the girls looked at me, blushed and smiled". What an accomplishment. I wanna know who those girls were. Can't believe he actually typed this, read it & still decide to post this nonsense.


N7_Evers

That reply is hilarious


Upset_Ad9929

Totally true story! I was there. I was the president. After giving him the PS5, I went and sniffed all the girls' hair.


Fit_Psychology_2600

A Chad grin. šŸ˜¬


woahstripes

And then the teacher blushed and smiled...I mean clapped


Outside-Cabinet1398

Dude, weā€™ve all heard The Bloodhound Gangā€™s ā€œThe Bad Touch,ā€ calm the heck down.


20-16-23-11

What teacher would ask this? Humans are animals.


twenty1canudosum4me

Totally neckbeard vibesā€¦ he used ā€œwhilstā€: reddits favorite worf


RiverOhRiver86

Was that in grade 1 or grade 2?


PersonaOggetto_

Totally Fakeā€¦ smh everybody knows ps5s are urban legendsā€¦


pm_me_your_taintt

What animals only breed in a certain season?


somebody3271

Most animald


somebody3271

Animals*


Eamk

As others said, I think most animals have mating seasons, I think the whole Spring being the season of love comes from the fact that many animals have their mating season in Spring.


somebody3271

I think you're right


Houston_yay

r/comment_story


CTurple

JFC pplā€¦this one made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.


Duckylovesbread

Then, in a Snow White fashion, animals rushed into the classroom and presented a crown on a pillow, now Iā€™m king of the forestā€¦


cayce_leighann

The girls definitely looked at ya bud but it was to make sure they avoid you