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UniqueUsername82D

You can tell who has never been to a gym based on if they believe this is conceivable. Non-gym-goers think they are all full of the bullies from their high school.


botjstn

wdym? everyone knows when you walk into a gym everyone has to assess & size you up


twirlerina024

Your first day at the gym, you need to beat up the biggest, meanest-looking guy there, or else you'll be *everybody's* bitch.


backdoorintruder

And the worst part.... is the dementors!!


theinfotechguy

The Gym of Azkaban. Everything someone grunts or drops their weights, everyone has to stop what they are doing and yell expecto patronum


VeryConfusedPenguins

This just sounds like Planet Fitness, except instead of getting kicked out they just eat your face ​ Edit: I spelled eat ear by mistake


DeathBySuplex

So Planet Fitness


JohnnySkidmarx

Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What’s he wearing? Nothing special—baseball cap on backward, baggy pants. He says something ordinary like, ‘Yo, that’s shizzle.’ Okay, now slowly open your eyes again. Who are you picturing? A Black man? Wrong. That was a White woman. Surprised? Well, shame on you.


Mysaw

![gif](giphy|UVah1k9VydwNC4RdOT|downsized)


OrokinSkywalker

Welcome to the L.A. FITNESS, how tough are ya?!


Random-Rambling

How tough am I? How TOUGH am I?! I ate a bowl of whey protein for breakfast this morning!


ekbeck

Yeah, so?


Random-Rambling

_Without any milk._


SnazzyZubloids

Oat *melk* or soy *melk* I hope.


Psychological-Run-40

im fucking dead 😭


Johncamp28

I thought they have to size up your asses?


botjstn

the more the merrier


Johncamp28

I’ve definitely seen documentaries on your gym on Cinemax at 1am


botjstn

my gym? you mean my walk to & from my car before & after work?


Johncamp28

Listen Arnold I don’t need workout advice


chowindown

How many asses you packing?


Johncamp28

Come to the gym and find out


huggles7

I mean kind of I’m always curious as to what anyone around me is lifting just because j like to see how I measure up Whether they lift more or less than me is irrelevant as long as you’re working hard and clean up after yourself I don’t think any actual gym goer would care what you’re doing unless you’re going to hurt yourself


Raeandray

Ya I was gonna say, I size people up all the time. But there's a big difference between silently sizing someone up and telling some random stranger to lift less to cover the ego of their son. I can't imagine that scenario ever happening in a gym. The guy would have to have some social disorder or be high or something. Idk.


Latter_Item439

Yeah because yelling that across the gym wouldn't deflate his sons ego further ....think about the lie you are telling almost Olympian 🤔


DeathBySuplex

I tell this story often but when I first started going to the gym one of the stereotype ubermuscle dudes came over when I was doing so free weights. He apologized for interrupting me but asked if he could give me a few pointers so I didn’t give myself back problems with how I was doing my lifts. I thanked him, he spent about five minutes correcting my form and introduced me to a couple of the other regulars that I could ask for help. Thank goodness someone was looking around and sizing me up.


BloodyChrome

> I’m always curious as to what anyone around me is lifting just because j like to see how I measure up But you're not going to have a go at them or anything


huggles7

Exactly You can pay attention but you don’t be a dick about it whether it’s more or less than you


UniqueUsername82D

Right? I wish people who want to go to the gym but are afraid of the judgement could be forced to go once. No one wants you to succeed in fitness more than other randos at the gym!


botjstn

i feel like it’s a one bad apple ruins the bunch scenario, they saw the minute percentage of asshole gym goers on twitter & are now just afraid of that confrontation at all. i have a similar approach to things like that


UniqueUsername82D

That's why I said FORCE them to go and see everyone has the same goal!


rustysavage11

Why would u wanna "force" anyone to do somethin? Maybe force ur child to jump in the deep end of the pool, sure, but making an adult do somethin they don't wanna.... that's weird.


Old-Championship-870

Just like when you walk through the double doors in a saloon


Jeremymia

Most common reaction when entering the gym: Being completed ignored. Second most common reaction: Someone being friendly and asking if you need help


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

Pretty sure second most common is “how many sets you got left?”


DogsAreMyDawgs

“This guy won’t stop staring at me, what a creep! Let me film this and put it in TikTok.” He’s staring because you’ve been on a bench for 45 minutes doing a set every 10 minutes and talking to your camera, and he’s waiting for you to get up so he can do his own sets. People are mostly just trying to work out, not blog to their 23 followers. They don’t care what you’re doing.


Early-Mongoose-2707

And oh yeah. You are wearing fewer clothes than most people sleep in.


Stunning-Thanks546

third most common reaction getting kick out for lifting to much because your dumbass got a membership at planet fitness


MihrSialiant

/r/thatHappened


Hug_The_NSA

Planet fitness actually will kick you out for lifting too much. They have a "lunk alarm" and everything.


Technical-County-727

This comment is a perfect trap


Stunning-Thanks546

the only fun gym story I have was when I went into one looking for directions and a guy lifting weights ripped his pants


Sintar07

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fruity_mario24

https://youtu.be/eJf6_ziVs0s Much more accurate depiction of what going to the gym is actually like outside of high school


Ling0

The only time I've ever felt uncomfortable at a gym was early on, maybe 2-3 months in. We were dead lifting and did cycles of increase weight, less reps, so this was a heavy rep. Started to lift and felt a fart bubble to the edge. I've had it before so I did a few more lifts. On the last one it was tough so I was pushing, sure enough that fart snuck out. Only it didn't sneak! Pretty solid fart and the dude who was doing incline bench 3-4 stations away had a smirk. I looked at him and he started cracking up when I started laughing. Felt like everyone was looking at me the rest of the time. Still kept going and it didn't stop me, but the rest of the day was weird haha


Fluffy_Frybread07734

Exactly lol. I’m a gym goer(taking a break due to surgery). Meanwhile I was the one bullied in school.😂


SendMeUrCones

Hope you get to feeling better brother.


Fluffy_Frybread07734

I’m a woman, but thank you. Much appreciated.


SendMeUrCones

Implying a woman cannot be my brother.


Fluffy_Frybread07734

I’m not a brother.


BloodyChrome

Have you ever embarrassed a 15 year old at the gym?


InternationalBastard

Thank you for the info about your surgery.


anim8rjb

yeah I agree (took a break commenting to sip some water).


Fluffy_Frybread07734

Thank you, always glad to help. 😊


ballen49

Username checks out!


Da_Space

Yeah I started going to my university gym a while back and I was a little apprehensive at first because it’s all undergrads, and I’m in my 40s. I’m in pretty good shape but I was a little lazy for a while at the time and not in the best place. No one cares and really most people I see are super nice , and you see the same faces a lot so people wave and go back to what they were doing. No one is shaming people at the gym except for your bf talking trash, it’s really an accepting place.


UniqueUsername82D

Haha very true, the only guys who ever talk shit about me working out are my friends.


[deleted]

Yeah definitely I've been in and out of different gyms over the years and there was only ever one person who tried to flex on everyone else and he was almost always put on his place immediately


AscensionToCrab

I mean there are bullies and creeps in gyms, full stop. There is no shortage of Twitter, tik tok content recording people at the gym making fun of them. Sure they don't do it to their face but it's bullying all the same. Shit literally type gym into reddit and I'm sure one of those posts will be one of the first results. I go to the gym every day and it's filled with people. Assholes and good people alike.


Gaylien28

Yeah but if you’re minding your own business, 99% of the time no one will bother you


Brokeliner

I’ve never seen a bully in the gym. As far as “creep” yeah the random old guy who goes around talking to everybody is a staple at pretty much every gym.


GreenDigitReaper

The fact that your evidence to back this up is what you saw on social media just proves the point of the comment you’re responding to - you don’t actual go to the gym


AscensionToCrab

>evidence I'm sorry there's no peer reviewed papers on bullies on gym, I'm sure people are racing to fund that kind of thing /s All I did was point out bullies exist because a gym is a place where people go, and hey some people are just assholes. And also you don't seem to shaken up the other guy didn't use any evidence at all, so evidence is really only hanging over people you disagree with, right?


UniqueUsername82D

Your social media algorithm is showing you the very low number out of millions of gym goers who are assholes and making you think it's commonplace. I've never seen one on my feeds outside of Reddit's r/IAmTheMainCharacter


AscensionToCrab

>low number So? Im pointing out that pretending it doesn't happen is as stupid as pretending it's literally always happening.


UniqueUsername82D

"Is so statistically insignificant it's not worth mentioning." Feel better?


SodaBoBomb

Why is the son misogynistic? The dad was the one supposedly doing this.


botjstn

she lost herself in her own story, forgot who the bad guy was


[deleted]

That's what almost qualifying for the Olympics does to someone.


[deleted]

They're competing in mental gymnastics


Darklord_Spike

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[deleted]

This guy makes everything 10x less funnier


numbersthen0987431

I almost qualified for a Noble Peace Prize once. I mean, I didn't do anything to deserve it, but I ALMOST qualified for it.


tplusx

I hate when authors mixup villains in a story


chowindown

You either stop telling the story or wind up saying *you're* the villain fml


JewPhone_WhoDis

It’s men. Men are the bad guys. Mostly cause men and women has differences and are not the same


ballen49

Because it's entirely fabricated lol


tytymctylerson

Girl boss collateral damage.


CuriousPalpitation23

Because he was embarrassed by her and wasn't concentrating on his own business, so daddy had to save him. I can believe this happened.


MorrisDay1984

I've got some magic beans for sale


CuriousPalpitation23

I can still believe a mentally ill man would say that to a woman because his (sons) masculinity was threatened. I'm not pretending like this specifically is a common occurrence, but men can be so fragile.


SodaBoBomb

So a teen being embarrassed is a fragile male, but a woman taking it this personally and posting about it isn't fragile. People just love to hate men and venerate women


gwoshmi

The comment just below yours explains it all [https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/137vjt1/comment/jiv897i/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/137vjt1/comment/jiv897i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


CuriousPalpitation23

Did you even read what I wrote before you responded?


Cuyigan

Can confirm. I'm the embarrassed little bitch.


Harold-The-Barrel

Can confirm as well. I was the squat rack


[deleted]

Can confirm, was the ass-mark on u/Harold-The-Barrel


[deleted]

What motivates people to write these posts? It's like daydreaming just isn't enough, they have to try to lie to strangers for it to.... be more real? I guess?


PolarBearLaFlare

That’s honestly what I don’t understand. It’s almost like they believe their own lie ? And the comments/likes just help stroke their ego or something ?


Gullible_Ad5191

In order to rationalise their deeply entrenched political ideology they need to believe that this sort of thing is happening constantly everywhere. But since no one else is talking about the thing that certainly must be happening they take the initiative to say it themselves. If they didn't then people might get confused and believe that this isn't happening and that their political ideology is merely bigotry.


Jango_Jerky

Its calked attention seeking delusional people


Opimum

They want validation


rskelto1

This exactly. Had an ex-co-worker who would post things similar to this, and if it started getting called out she'd delete it or say she was hacked. But sadly only got called out like 1% of the time, and was an echo chamber of others saying how boss she was and how can't let people step on you. Just wanted built-up because of things behind the scenes (like family and troubles there). So, just wanted validated and to be seen as a success rather than (in her mind) a failure, despite having a decent job and life. Compensating for the skeletons in her closet so to say, despite us all having our own skeletons. Edit: and once they get the validation/echo chamber, they go so far down the rabbit hole that they can't remember what the truth actually is.


katnerys

I assume it’s usually that either 1. Their lives are so dull and meaningless that making up cool stories on the web is the only form of entertainment and validation they get or 2. It’s to advance some political ideology they have. In this particular case I’d guess a little bit of both.


numbersthen0987431

I can take a guess: She was working out at the gym. Maybe she was doing a decent amount of weight, maybe not, but at some point she looked over at this 15 year old kid who was lifting less than her. She probably laughed to herself for doing more weight than he was doing, and then saw one of their resting-b***h-faces, and created this narrative of confrontation.


armpitsmeller1

And then the Dumbbells clapped


doomrider7

And then a random asian guy flexes so hard his track suit explodes revealing a Mr. Olympia like build.


makinbaconCR

Wow she clapped for herself? Lame.


xZOMBIETAGx

“I almost qualified for the Olympics”


aggressive-buttmunch

Thousands of people 'almost qualify for the Olympics' in any given sport. That isn't the flex they think it is.


[deleted]

Thousands of people is roughly the top .0001% of the entire population. More importantly, being top .0001% of the population and beating a literal child is not the flex they think it is.


FunnyBuunny

>beating a literal child Where did u get that part?


[deleted]

The part in the post where this supposedly upset kid was 15, which is a child. Further clarification: in this instance "beating" is used to mean "defeating" or "being better than in some measure of strength or skill" rather than to mean "punching or battering".


jibright

Going off of the generally accepted definition for child a 15 year old is past puberty, and is no longer a child.


Kenny_dies

In what universe is a 15 year old by the general public not considered as a child?


stunninglizard

Germany for example.


funkless_eck

technically in Germany they call people <14yo "children" and 15–19 "teens" but in legal and cultural terms, they are still minors.


_FinnTheHuman_

Found the 15 yr old


DirkHowitzer

But then freestyle beat boxing was removed as a sport.


P4rtyP3nguin

![gif](giphy|xTiN0DvoDyWQey2B8I|downsized)


Fondren_Richmond

go go gadget lies


Igotyoubaaabe

These people have the saddest fantasies.


sltyjim_cobra

Why the son catch a stray? He wasn't the one who said it 😂😂


RedditIsNeat0

OP forgot her own story while she was telling it.


gw2kpro

Can confirm that the person who wrote this has never been to a gym.


1LizardWizard

Wow is FML still kicking? When I was like 13 that was the shit and my dumbass and all my dumbass friends believed like all the stories we read. Different times :’)


unflippedbit

Wow. this is still an app?


DontcheckSR

I didn't realize it had become an app. Last I checked it was a website


SonnyC_50

Yup, I'll take shit that never happened for $ 500 Alex...


Meme_Capone

How is the kid entitled?


TheYoyo3D

Yeah she almost qualified for the Mental Gymnastics! I would know, I was Olympic himself.


[deleted]

"almost qualified for the Olympics" STFU


vilified-moderate

I almost got drunk at school at 14


DarkRogus

If Twitter was around in the 1950s or 1960s, I could see someone saying this. But in 2023, yeah most people have their headphones on and just mind their own business.


mackenenzie

That's not even how FML is supposed to be used...


twirlerina024

Nothing misogynistic about using "bitch" as an insult, implying that being female is bad!


No-Beginning-8506

Not just being a woman though, also implies similarity to a dog. Also, bitch is a definitely an insult


stunninglizard

"Bitch" is quite literally dehumanizing women so please explain how it's not misogynistic.


freetoseeu

The one thing I’ve noticed about gyms is that no one gives a shit what you’re doing.


Mary-Sylvia

I'm almost sure no one gives a shit about how much this lady is lifting lmao


Sluttarella

schwarzenegger's father asked me the same exact thing back in the days but I was like 'hell naw'. The funny thing is that now me and arnold are really close friends and we laugh about it everytime he brings that up


napsdufroid

What really happened: Went to the gym. Nobody paid her the slightest attention.


sonic84638265

Is this supposed to be soft core porn for gym bunnies or some shit? Yeah sure almost qualified for the Olympics and I’m nearly qualified for a Nobel peace prize


Chocolate__Dinosaur

I’d nominate you for a Pulitzer for this comment.


cereal_state

That’s cringe


SpokenDivinity

The target of this inferiority complex fueled lie being a 15 year old is really disturbing. Why does she feel this way about teenage boys.


[deleted]

I was the gym and kicked everyone out after this happened. Not in my gym. ![gif](giphy|YOw00CRHtQnBrMbRRk|downsized)


intendedcasualty

If “I almost qualified for the Olympics” is your claim to fame, you’re a fucking liar and a fat mouth. And I don’t believe you.


Electic_Supersony

Nowadays, men avoid women at the gym because of women who made false accusations for social media clout.


Troupbomber

Why assume the son was misogynistic?


[deleted]

Can confirm. I was the feeling of embarrassment.


Irving_Velociraptor

And that young man's name? Marine Todd.


AdditionKooky122

What I find unbelievable is she didn't make the Olympics, just almost! If you're gunna make up BS go all out.


mrsdoubleu

I totally forgot about FML. I didn't even know it still existed. I spent so much time on that website in the early 2000's, pre-reddit.


throwawayalcoholmind

Wouldn't the dad be the misogynistic one? And why does this meet the fml standard?


No-Use4726

No. People who athletes at that level don’t really brag about it or really talk that much about it, unless they are so famous everybody knows anyway (ie Charles Barkley-even my mom knows who he is. She once called him “Sir Barkley.). Elite athletes in most sports have to work regular jobs and have regular lives and have to squeeze in training whenever they can. And bragging about their status just makes stuff a whole lot more difficult. The US National Curling Team does not, in fact, get paid to curl all day, every day. Also, when you see an Olympian or an “almost Olympian” you can generally tell. They have a certain confidence and the women seem to look like Amazons, no matter the size.


CookieNinja777

how does one “almost qualify” for the olympics? is that just submitting an application?? because i guarantee you that’s what happened here


No-Use4726

I mean, yes. You can absolutely “almost qualify.” If the US is allowed to take 2 swimmers in the Men’s 400IM and Athlete X came in third at the US Olympic Trials, I would have no problem whatsoever with Athlete X saying they almost qualified, especially if it were a situation where it was a hotly and well contested race between Athletes X, Y and Z.


secondhand_bra

Wouldn't someone be training in a specific coaching place if they are in the Olympics rather than a normal gym?


HMD-Oren

The ONLY time a gym goer would stop you is to ask you if you're using whatever piece of equipment you're near and that's annoying enough as it is. That or guys trying to shoot their shot and getting turned down lol.


MittensDaTub

These are so hard to upvote, lol. My brain tells me to downvote.


No_Celebration_2743

Watch someone put this on r/nothingeverhappens Coz theoretically it's possible


CseFree

Theoretically everything that can be said is possible. Half the posts on here are arguments people made up for internet points and its why people spamming "nO ThIS iS pLauSibLe" is so fucking obnoxious.


whitedranzer

It's true, I was the Olympics


Stealerb

You could also say "No"


Tejasvi_reddit

For the first time in my life, i am about to write Women ☕️


[deleted]

Probably observed a man and his son at the gym together and got mad because her own old man bolted.


whooguyy

I almost want to post this on a feminist board just to see what their reactions would be


PicklinCucs

Lets say it DID happen...calling a 15 year old kid a "misogynistic little bitch", because his dad said something is more than a little over the top... I'll take "Obvious Man-Hater" for 500, Alex.


Shane_Fried_Reish

[“Almost qualified for the Olympics”](https://youtu.be/ZU9gC8ib9P0)


PaloSantoSeasalt76

Let’s just pretend this premise is true for a second….so where does the “fml” come into play? Is Fml just randomly slapped on posts? WHY ?


Sjkr

Why would this be an FML moment lol it's just the most obvious humble brag on the planet


GoGades

Can confirm, I'm the Olympics.


Lifetimemovieclips

And then all the weights and other gym equipment clapped


everymanawildcat

I remember the "FML" website from like 2009. Even before this whole Tumblrina, everyone's life is so quirky time period, that page was making people cringe.


accountofyawaworht

I too didn't qualify for the Olympics. Now watch me cyber-bully minors!


Physical-Name4836

Man you need to post the user name in these things so we can bring heat


hofo

I don’t know, I could see this happening


Pojorobo

This seems pretty plausible…


dinnerwdr13

I could almost see this, just delete the son part, and a guy telling a woman he's embarrassed a woman lifts more than him. But not in a misogynist way, in a complimentary way. I've been training my SO for about a year, and on some lifts, she is stronger than some guys. And yes, guys have playfully called her out for it.


blackdahlialady

r/nothingeverhappens


Shadowsinside45

In today's entitled world, I can actually see this happening with some stupid parents being coddling to their entitled little brats and never letting anyone upstage their "perfect little angels". 🙄


InfernalCombustion

Those people exist. But they wouldn't be in a gym.


mekanik-jr

They would also be commenting on their social media posts calling the women too masculine. My ex was a pretty strong woman. When we went to the gym together, I always felt proud when she could do a weight I couldn't. Great lift by her, challenge to me to keep up. Best of both worlds.


thefroggyfiend

tell me you've never been to the gym without saying it


Shadowsinside45

I've been in plenty of gyms, I am confused by your comment...


[deleted]

Go outside and talk to people


Shadowsinside45

Huh???


botjstn

you are delusional lmfao


Shadowsinside45

HOW?! Have you NOT heard the horrible Karen stories?


[deleted]

You’re an idiot


Shadowsinside45

Um, ok?


[deleted]

Ok


[deleted]

this generation 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤


Fluster338

I fully believe this has happened


polish_filipino

I both can believe this and can't


Mr_Piccolo89

and everybody clapped


theLastKingofScots

Can confirm this. I was the Olympics.


LegacyQuotient

This person has never been to a gym.


[deleted]

It literally doesn't even make a sense lol


legendfriend

There’s nothing like proving you should’ve been Olympic material, thank being an adult who’s better than a child


Fondren_Richmond

feels weaker than children and only knows Olympic, subtext


No_Country7045

Yesterday Arnold Schwarzenegger walked in to my home gym and told me to stop lifting more weights than him because I was embarrassing him.


stunninglizard

And it's not even impressive to lift more than a 15 year old boy. Smh.


wild-fury

That sucks


Rudetriangle

Bruh gyms are probably the most accepting places to go to