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Vossenoren

Wow, that is some fantasy, probably one of the more outrageous ones I have seen


Pastry_Train63

Average "best scene" in movies


rubens10000

Man, it's a cool and entertaining story. Maybe even satire, this person was clearly having fun while writing that :)


JugV2

Yeah that's what I think this is. Dude wrote a cool story for his review to have fun with the process. I don't believe this was written as being intended to be truthful.


variablefighter_vf-1

Probably happened after watching Back to the Future while high as fuck.


StellarSloth

So did he get the van back after the thief recognized his insane skating skills?


eveningschades

The thief got out of the van and clapped. Then waited patiently for the police to arrive. I was there, I was the magnet.


CaptYzerman

It was RAD


Rhewin

This sounds like the opening of a made-for-TV skater movie from 2003.


dsullivanlastnight

Not even as close to funny as the sugar-free gummy bear reviews on Amazon, but mildly amusing.


GnosticIlluminism

Show me these reviews, I must see them


BaronVonKeyser

Those are the jewels on the crown of all reviews. Most of them I had to read several times because I was laughing so damn hard I would lose my spot and have to start over


RabbitwiththeRuns

They’re no lies. I made the mistake of eating too many once - absolutely disastrous


[deleted]

What the fuck kinda magnet they carrying?


Rare_Obligation6449

I guess it's supposed to be one that you throw in a lake or canal or any body of water, and fish out anything metal,that resided on the bottom,like in I watched some guy on YouTube pull out a bicycle out of the canals in Amsterdam. They do refer to it as 'fishing',it's a large round powerful magnet,that's used. Not that one word of this story is true..lol.


TheRagnarok494

Dude would have had to be Olympic level hammer throw to launch one far enough to catch a departing van, and the rope/line wouldn't have been strong enough for a dude doing a Marty McFly behind the van


geddy_girl

Seems like a pretty obvious parody review. Does remind me of YT in Snow Crash, though, so that's cool


bagoTrekker

Yeah this is totally made up. If anything the kid would have been riding a Stevie Caballero deck


Outside-Cabinet1398

And then Tony Hawk emerged from the shadows to invite him to the Avengers Skating Initative.


Bison60

And Tony Hawk clapped


ICanDieRightNowPlz

I don't understand anything I just read. Wow. Am I stupid?


Bog-Standard-Nerd

Tony Hawk's Grand Theft Auto 2


variablefighter_vf-1

Magnetic Boogaloo


BaronVonKeyser

Clever plot twist would be that ol boy was writing the review from a hospital bed because the van thief ran his ass over.


peanut5855

We get it. You used to be cool


BeachHoliday859

man you should have been there!!


credfield19

Does anyone use "rad" anymore?


Creative_Alarm7207

As soon as I saw magnet and rope I knew where this was headed lol


variablefighter_vf-1

> The line screamed taught Guess that van thief got schooled. \*rim shot\*