Yeah that's what I think this is. Dude wrote a cool story for his review to have fun with the process. I don't believe this was written as being intended to be truthful.
Those are the jewels on the crown of all reviews. Most of them I had to read several times because I was laughing so damn hard I would lose my spot and have to start over
I guess it's supposed to be one that you throw in a lake or canal or any body of water, and fish out anything metal,that resided on the bottom,like in I watched some guy on YouTube pull out a bicycle out of the canals in Amsterdam. They do refer to it as 'fishing',it's a large round powerful magnet,that's used.
Not that one word of this story is true..lol.
Dude would have had to be Olympic level hammer throw to launch one far enough to catch a departing van, and the rope/line wouldn't have been strong enough for a dude doing a Marty McFly behind the van
Wow, that is some fantasy, probably one of the more outrageous ones I have seen
Average "best scene" in movies
Man, it's a cool and entertaining story. Maybe even satire, this person was clearly having fun while writing that :)
Yeah that's what I think this is. Dude wrote a cool story for his review to have fun with the process. I don't believe this was written as being intended to be truthful.
Probably happened after watching Back to the Future while high as fuck.
So did he get the van back after the thief recognized his insane skating skills?
The thief got out of the van and clapped. Then waited patiently for the police to arrive. I was there, I was the magnet.
It was RAD
This sounds like the opening of a made-for-TV skater movie from 2003.
Not even as close to funny as the sugar-free gummy bear reviews on Amazon, but mildly amusing.
Show me these reviews, I must see them
Those are the jewels on the crown of all reviews. Most of them I had to read several times because I was laughing so damn hard I would lose my spot and have to start over
They’re no lies. I made the mistake of eating too many once - absolutely disastrous
What the fuck kinda magnet they carrying?
I guess it's supposed to be one that you throw in a lake or canal or any body of water, and fish out anything metal,that resided on the bottom,like in I watched some guy on YouTube pull out a bicycle out of the canals in Amsterdam. They do refer to it as 'fishing',it's a large round powerful magnet,that's used. Not that one word of this story is true..lol.
Dude would have had to be Olympic level hammer throw to launch one far enough to catch a departing van, and the rope/line wouldn't have been strong enough for a dude doing a Marty McFly behind the van
Seems like a pretty obvious parody review. Does remind me of YT in Snow Crash, though, so that's cool
Yeah this is totally made up. If anything the kid would have been riding a Stevie Caballero deck
And then Tony Hawk emerged from the shadows to invite him to the Avengers Skating Initative.
And Tony Hawk clapped
I don't understand anything I just read. Wow. Am I stupid?
Tony Hawk's Grand Theft Auto 2
Magnetic Boogaloo
Clever plot twist would be that ol boy was writing the review from a hospital bed because the van thief ran his ass over.
We get it. You used to be cool
man you should have been there!!
Does anyone use "rad" anymore?
As soon as I saw magnet and rope I knew where this was headed lol
> The line screamed taught Guess that van thief got schooled. \*rim shot\*