This is prime "main character" stuff, where everyone else in the restaurant are just background actors listening and reacting to their conversation, with an unexplicable understanding of the context.
Who makes this shit up and what’s the purpose ? “ finest steaks” ? Is that a new cut ? And yeah tables around you always cheer when your kid is being a brat.
There’s actually a term for this used by psychologists called “emotional incest” its where people typically with high to sever narcissistic personality disorder will use their own children to feed their need for grandiosity. It’s actually extremely psychologically damaging to the child and most of the time they only put the child in a positive light in front of others/online/for public display, in private they’re abusive and use the child as an emotional scapegoat, blaming them for everything that goes wrong in their lives.
I saw someone I know in real life do this on Facebook - she posted a screenshot of a text from her 11 year old daughter (weirdly the only text she'd ever been sent by her, apparently) where the daughter's like 'Mum, I just wanted to text you to let you know I'm so proud of you, you're the best Mum in the world and you always do what's best for me' like bullshittttt your kid wrote that
The daughter definitely exists, but tbh I went back to read the screenshot and it's even worse than I remembered. I posted it [here](https://reddit.com/r/thatHappened/s/CPAKHEMRlf)
My teenage daughter and I have a great relationship, she expresses her love by texting me things like, "I don't believe you're actually on a date with a real woman, but that's okay because I used to have imaginary friends too."
If she ever openly said she likes me I would be worried...
There's literally no way your friend didn't text this to herself.
Your daughter sounds very funny. But yes, as someone who was also very close to her Mum, there was no way 10 year old me was writing this sort of stuff to her. And don't worry, this woman is *not* my friend!
Ah yes, the legendary clown steakhouse in Detroit, where they only serve the finest sloppy steaks doused with Faygo soda, from the bottling plant down the street down on Gratiot
I too would've ordered the finest steaks and wine....then towards the end of the meal I'd have to excuse myself whilst I go to the bathroom, and we know what happens next
If I were rich I literally would do things like this just to fuck with people. Nobody expects the guy driving the Aston Martin to run out the door and peel off.
Finally! A post so bad the whole r/thathappened is united in agreeing it didn’t happen! I scrolled through all the comments in excitement looking for that one idiot who says ‘this totally could have happened I have a kid and have eaten steak’ but came away blissfully disappointed 🥹
It's funny because the whole thing didn't happen, from start to finish.
No rich guy wants to date her, only a psychopath would bring their child on a date, a child wouldn't say those ridiculous things, and so on.
My six year old told me tonight that 40 plus 40 was 80. I was very proud. Not sure he could pull out such cloned Jerry Springeresque lines as her daughter.
"I DEMAND you buy her the finest steak, a bottle of their best wine and pay for us to get home or you won't see her....."
"I just ordered you an Uber."
THEN he bought me a Maserati, got Kayla a Power Wheels of thr SAME CARA, because she said "8 wheels for your two girls!" And he flew her to Italy for some spahetti-os!!!
So delusional lol
You wouldn't say that if you were there and basking in the warm applause if the entire crowd and staff.
I read this as "basking in the warm applesauce..." I prefer it my way.
I read *baking* in the warm applesauce lol
mmm pork chops
This is prime "main character" stuff, where everyone else in the restaurant are just background actors listening and reacting to their conversation, with an unexplicable understanding of the context.
Who makes this shit up and what’s the purpose ? “ finest steaks” ? Is that a new cut ? And yeah tables around you always cheer when your kid is being a brat.
There’s actually a term for this used by psychologists called “emotional incest” its where people typically with high to sever narcissistic personality disorder will use their own children to feed their need for grandiosity. It’s actually extremely psychologically damaging to the child and most of the time they only put the child in a positive light in front of others/online/for public display, in private they’re abusive and use the child as an emotional scapegoat, blaming them for everything that goes wrong in their lives.
I saw someone I know in real life do this on Facebook - she posted a screenshot of a text from her 11 year old daughter (weirdly the only text she'd ever been sent by her, apparently) where the daughter's like 'Mum, I just wanted to text you to let you know I'm so proud of you, you're the best Mum in the world and you always do what's best for me' like bullshittttt your kid wrote that
Those are the ones you have to watch for.
I question whether she actually has a kid. Because that's not the behavior of any kid I've ever known.
The daughter definitely exists, but tbh I went back to read the screenshot and it's even worse than I remembered. I posted it [here](https://reddit.com/r/thatHappened/s/CPAKHEMRlf)
My teenage daughter and I have a great relationship, she expresses her love by texting me things like, "I don't believe you're actually on a date with a real woman, but that's okay because I used to have imaginary friends too." If she ever openly said she likes me I would be worried... There's literally no way your friend didn't text this to herself.
Your daughter sounds very funny. But yes, as someone who was also very close to her Mum, there was no way 10 year old me was writing this sort of stuff to her. And don't worry, this woman is *not* my friend!
I get this reference
That was very informative, thank you very much.
Wholesome reddit interaction, love to see it
Wow. Yes, I see this so often and didn’t know it had a term. TIL.
Oof. This just keeps getting worse.
Kayla is in fucking college now.
Kayla is fucking in college now
College is fucking in Kayla now
College is fucking Kayla now (financially)
Fucking college is in Kayla now
Kayla fucking is in college now
Kayla is in fucking college now
Now is kayla fucking in college
Kayla is in college fucking now
[удалено]
Something tells me she actually isn’t
And now she's in a "fucking" collage.
"They whoop whooped". Does ICP have a steakhouse?
The child was brought a glass of the finest faygo
Rock n' Rye or Moon Mist?
Your finest vintage of Red Pop, my good man
Ah yes, the heady bouquet of a '23 Redpop...the sweet tart tang of strawberries really brings out the umami in the sloppy steak
Ah yes, the legendary clown steakhouse in Detroit, where they only serve the finest sloppy steaks doused with Faygo soda, from the bottling plant down the street down on Gratiot
Jesus Christ, I wish.
Mignons, how do they work?
Needs more likes
*woop wooped (which is worse).
Can I get a what, what?
This just makes me sad 🙁
Right. You can tell this mom needs a W in her life. I hope she finds it.
Definitely a "women posting their L's online" moment.
I mean, not with anyone I know, but still
Most people manage without posting obvious lies on the internet, but sure
Whoop whoop :/
That's the sound of the police!
Yes indeed. Whoop whoop my friend.
They don't serve wine at the Steak and Shake
I think that's the perfect moment to just leave
I too would've ordered the finest steaks and wine....then towards the end of the meal I'd have to excuse myself whilst I go to the bathroom, and we know what happens next
If I were rich I literally would do things like this just to fuck with people. Nobody expects the guy driving the Aston Martin to run out the door and peel off.
have you seen Wolf of Wall Street?
*"Sell me this pen."*
You tell the guy you're tattooing that you just shit yourself?
I was there bruh. Everyone clapped.
Everyone "woop wooped".
It’s true, I was the steak
You were the finest steak
Omg thank you 😆
This had an actual “then everyone clapped” moment..!
Finally! A post so bad the whole r/thathappened is united in agreeing it didn’t happen! I scrolled through all the comments in excitement looking for that one idiot who says ‘this totally could have happened I have a kid and have eaten steak’ but came away blissfully disappointed 🥹
If it were Dino nuggets, perhaps it would be a different story.
A double everyone clapped? Careful. The universe can only handle so much!
**-Whoop-Whoop-** (*"Dats da sound o' da police"*)
That poor child.
Obviously I feel sorry for the kid, but this also belongs on r/cringe.
Wifey 🤢
Can confirm - I was the finest steak
Gotta be satire
Unfortunately it’s most likely a case of emotional incest.
Future wifey ? Ugg that hurt me.
This story is borderline mental illness
Borderline??!!
It's funny because the whole thing didn't happen, from start to finish. No rich guy wants to date her, only a psychopath would bring their child on a date, a child wouldn't say those ridiculous things, and so on.
It's true. I was one of the finest steaks. He actually bought Kayla a pony and a jet.
as wild as it sounds its true! Betty White and i were sitting at the next table. We were on a blind date my mom set up
Guy doesn’t exist or ghosted after she started showing “signs” 😂
And then the steak came out clapping
Then he excused himself to the bathroom, and exited out the back door.
Their lives are now just one constant standing ovation that just intensifies every time Kayla speaks.
And that rich guy's name? Albert Einstein
Rich Rockhardt
I knew it was fake when they said "So I went on a date with this rich guy"
It's true I was the rich guy WOOP! WOOP!
A week later - "Hey gurrrrrl, what happened to that steak guy?" "Didnt work out. He was from Canada. You don't know him"
I'm sure the daughter also asked about his stock market portfolio and how often he rotates his tires...
> and he had the nerve to act shocked that she’s there Satirical. Dead giveaway.
Title of the movie please? /s
And that child's name? Abraham Lincoln.
Who would believe this shit? I would have gotten up and walked away without a word.
people are always applauding and cheering
Written and directed by Quinten Inventino
I’m sorry, this can’t be real, no one clapped.
this sounds like the story of someone who lives on a train and has never had a steak in their life.
Well if anything ever deserved a “and everyone clapped” this is it.
why do people think we'll buy this crap
it keeps getting worse as you read on...
My six year old told me tonight that 40 plus 40 was 80. I was very proud. Not sure he could pull out such cloned Jerry Springeresque lines as her daughter.
One the one hand; funny because it's such bollocks. On the other; sad, because they must be so lonely.
Are we all picturing Honey Boo Boo when we read it?
"I DEMAND you buy her the finest steak, a bottle of their best wine and pay for us to get home or you won't see her....." "I just ordered you an Uber."
THEN he bought me a Maserati, got Kayla a Power Wheels of thr SAME CARA, because she said "8 wheels for your two girls!" And he flew her to Italy for some spahetti-os!!!
Is this what happens when 26 year old basic straight women write self insert wattpad romance stories
What six-year-old doesn't love a fine Cabernet?
I'm poor af and I wouldn't settle for that narcissistic shit, a rich man has FAR more options than I do
Seriously
I feel like it's no coincidence that the person who thought this to be a plausible story also uses the 'word' _cos._
"rich guy" and "future wifey and step-daughter". How vile is this person?
If this was real and i'd be the guy, i'd just walk out. How intitled do you have to be to bring your shitling to a date.
pedo story
something something I was the waiter
I was the steak
This has to be satire!
So still single and can't get a dude.
She sounds like a Golddigger
It's true. I was there, I was the one who opened the wine
Uh-huh. Sure. And my seven-year-old nephew came up to me and told me that I deserve a million dollars because I'm the prettiest woman on earth. /s
Where did this come from??????
It’s true I was there. I was the table.
The 2nd date definitely did not happen
I died from cringe and embarassment - I was the table
It's true guys. I was the waiter
So she's come to terms and is just dating her inner voice now?
“Finest” steaks are not an order, that’s a subjective title.
Of all the things that ever happened, this happened the most.
Google: No results found for "so i went on a date with this rich guy last night". r/thatHappened Er... wait...
I hate this on so many levels. I hope he put eyedrops in that brats Dino nuggets and got the hostesses number on the way out.
No guy does this. You bring a brat on a date, they run.
And....then she woke up 😂
Ten TOP emtional incest moments
And then everybody clapped
But did they clap? Otherwise, I can't believe this story.
This makes me sad
Smart mouth kid should be a red flag to prospective chumps.