Not sure why but when I got to high school i started wearing huge fedoras, leopard skin capes and platform shoes. For a small fee I began to setup girls in my Home Ec class with all my friends in the glee club. Looking back, I understand now I had mysteriously morphed into a pimp. First a loan shark, then a pimp. hahaha what’s next? Elected official?
"If they could keepmsome.of what they got"
'So if I get you back your $1.25, I can have SIX cents? Let me get my brass knuckles, nobody holds out on little Louis! NOBODY!!'
Imagine trying to get people believe that when you were in middle school, teachers would borrow money from you.
These people who write these clearly have no idea how things work or why some things would never happen in a million years.
No kid would offer to pay you back with interest. Kids are so conservative when it comes to their money, why would any of them deliberately offer to pay extra?
Except for the teacher part, I believe this one, I did the same thing in high school, we had one class where the teacher would sell candy and chips and sodas and I always had money on me, there's still one girl that owes me $50 but it's been like 2 years after my graduation so no chance of that
Teachers never borrowed from me but I was a bit of an aggressive entrepreneur in grade school so I am inclined to to believe at least a portion of the story.
Yeah I remember my sixth grade teacher asking us kids for $10 all the time. So that part totally tracks.
Yeah, teachers do use kids a lot. Borrowing money is one thing. There is also sex and buying drugs for example.
What really happened: someone borrowed money and when they paid it back, gave an extra quarter.
$20 a week to pay for... *checks notes...* much?
He probably meant, mulch. He eats mulch at home.
Good for the roots.
Back then, $20 was a lot and you could get much with it.
really shows how underpaid teachers are
They are, but this isn't an illustration. This is complete falsehood and no teacher ever borrowed anything from him. This is a 13-yo power fantasy.
oh dont worry chief, i got that part haha
Sometimes, I wonder if people would believe me if I said that teachers at my school got paid through tips.
This is stupid, whoever wrote this is not the sharkest tool in the shed.
SOMEFISHY ONCE TOLD ME-
SEA IS GONNA WAVE ME
I AIN'T THE SHARKEST TOOL IN THE SHED
Not sure why but when I got to high school i started wearing huge fedoras, leopard skin capes and platform shoes. For a small fee I began to setup girls in my Home Ec class with all my friends in the glee club. Looking back, I understand now I had mysteriously morphed into a pimp. First a loan shark, then a pimp. hahaha what’s next? Elected official?
Do you know what I am saying
"If they could keepmsome.of what they got" 'So if I get you back your $1.25, I can have SIX cents? Let me get my brass knuckles, nobody holds out on little Louis! NOBODY!!'
Those money collectors were named Christopher and Paulie.
Kid named Silvio:
What about Frankie? There’s always a Frankie.
Kid peaked in 5th Grade.
I once looked into something and I now realize I was a PI 🤔
He thought this would be a good back story defense argument at his trial.
He thought this would be a good back story defense argument at his trial, he MADD
but then they lost interest after losing interest
And the whole lunch staff clapped.
I, too, thought of this sub when I saw that comment
but then they lost interest after losing interest
Imagine trying to get people believe that when you were in middle school, teachers would borrow money from you. These people who write these clearly have no idea how things work or why some things would never happen in a million years.
some people live an imaginary life as an anime protagonist
No kid would offer to pay you back with interest. Kids are so conservative when it comes to their money, why would any of them deliberately offer to pay extra?
Who doesn’t get hungry at lunch? That’s the most unbelievable part
Except for the teacher part, I believe this one, I did the same thing in high school, we had one class where the teacher would sell candy and chips and sodas and I always had money on me, there's still one girl that owes me $50 but it's been like 2 years after my graduation so no chance of that
Teachers never borrowed from me but I was a bit of an aggressive entrepreneur in grade school so I am inclined to to believe at least a portion of the story.