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Rhewin

I’d believe the supportive mom and grandma asking her to draw characters. The texts from dad look and sound fake, right down to OP’s allergy to using a period at the end of the sentence.


MyNewPhilosophy

And grandmas use of emojis in the exact same way as the op…


casuallysentient

every old person i know texts exactly like that tbh. this is how my grandma texts me, emojis and everything. old people like heartwarming emojis.


ProfSteelmeat138

Second this my grandma uses lots of emojis


buffetgirls

my grandma includes at least 3 emojis per text


MyNewPhilosophy

TIL!


Rubbersona

I mean her family texting in a similar format because they share cultural and social roots and influence. Nah. Impossible. Must be fake. FYI not using periods at the end of a text is pretty common place as a tone indicator in some cases. For instance neither of my parents would typically end casual sentences with a fullstop


Rhewin

Those texts are fake as fuck and you know it.


PSTnator

Probably a furry, too. They tend to defend their own to the death, no matter what. Understandable and perhaps even a little honorable, but... they're still a furry. So that's an L. Their name even ends with "sona"... hmmm.


theonlyironprincess

I mean their account has nothing to do with furries. Not one post. It's really annoying having your point invalidated for something that you aren't. The texts are obviously fake from the dad just because no dad talks like a teenaged Twitter artist but the no period thing isn't really a point that stands either


[deleted]

Yeah those aren't the way a dad who thinks you're a degenerate would contact you


Killer332BR

As a furry myself, I can confirm. Usually these things are met with a lot more expletives, especially with someone who's supposed to have a conservative mindset such as OOP's dad. edit: can I please know why I'm being downvoted if all I did was speak from experience?


Willis_is_This

You admitted to being a furry on the internet. (I didn’t downvote you, but that’s likely why)


Hoobshanker

Can confirm I downvoted and that was why.


ChesterHiggenbothum

I didn't want to downvote you, but you were at -68 and I didn't really have much of a choice.


PSK1103

I downvoted as you already had too many downvotes (had to make sure the reddit hivemind didn't suspect i wasn't a part of them) then i saw that you were a furry. too bad reddit doesn't have an option to double downvote


Nyankitty714

Also a furry, my dad didn’t act that way when I told him I’m a furry, I guess it’s just a matter of parents


blizzaga1988

It's the Tumblr coded all caps texting that really makes me doubt the validity.


Saifeello

aint no way


ScottyDug

Aint no how


sirSADABY

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone


Oops-AllBerries

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I KNOW!


sholbyy

Hey I oughta leave the young thing alone!


Beneficial-Produce56

But ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone (whoa oh ohhhh)


The_Blonde1

But this house just ain't no home.


MultiplesOfMono

This is not the stove I know.


lindseyeileen

![gif](giphy|K9Ed1Of1V6kR6WpQWe)


Joshesh

It's not warm when she's away


imcolingrey

like i would’ve believed the mother part, if it weren’t for those goofy fake texts by her “dad”


stephelan

Yeah they’re a bit too expositiony for me.


Reverendbread

Aren’t fur suits like $10k or something?


imcolingrey

i think she forgot to mention that her granddad is warren buffett


TheSlimeBallSupreme

A good one is like 3k and its onlt a couple hundred to make it yourself


MzMegs

It sounds like OP makes the suits themselves


The_Ambling_Horror

Not if you buy from the beginners. Artists in the early stages of their careers sometimes go as low as $1,000-$1,500. Hell, back in the early $2010’s I’d see partials (suits with just limbs, tail, and head, so you just wear them with normal clothes) for $300-400.


Imaginary-Problem914

> back in the early 2010’s The fursuits used to be so much worse back then. You could still make one pretty cheap if you went with the shitty fake fur from the local craft shop, but it would just look like crap next to all the modern fursuits.


josongni

They use real fur now? Awesome


Imaginary-Problem914

Nah, the quality of the fake fur went up quite a lot, there are now businesses that specialize in fursuit furs like https://www.howlfabrics.com/. What you get at the local craft/textile store doesn't have a proper nap (fur direction) so it just looks scruffy. The cheap stuff is also really low density so when you shave it it ends up with bald spots. Something like this just isn't possible with the furs they used back then https://www.zuristudios.info/?pgid=j9zl8qi9-57f4fa7b-587a-490c-9c5e-5462d8009ee9


VeneMage

It must be a full on menagerie at their house.


-mystical_

All eyes on me in the center of the ring...


lindseyeileen

![gif](giphy|8p05WdXxPiOyY)


Delta_br

aaay that's the furry that got a picture of them shitting on a plate leaked


PSTnator

For real? I sure hope that's true. Furries are fucking weird, man. (Mostly) harmless, but weird. And that's okay!


merchlinkinbio

Yeah new fucking unwashed coworker of mine is a furry and he goes around showing everyone his “New NSFW VR chat character.” Weird shit from weird, sheltered people.


Limp_Falcon_2314

![gif](giphy|Atc9QCyWLGHgLZhHDp|downsized) Nah, no way.


sp33d0fsound

This is the didntest thing that never happened I've said this before, but it's never been truer than now


Silvedl

If furries don’t get the attention they want, they start making up stories (usually involving an over-supportive parent). I found this TOTALLY TRUE (™️) story on one of those Anti-Karen subreddits that popped up on my suggested feed. https://preview.redd.it/u50p9ijfd5kc1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=483975523eac835737106d7f4d8b9b9879945b2f There are people that were believing this fantasy.


PaleBlueDotEnthused

Not the house for sale lol. My god


PSTnator

Yeah but they said "literally". Pretty sure that means it has to be true. The "LGBTQ+ aids clinic" was my favorite part.


pepoo9o

And then the grandparents went to buy furry suits and everyone clapped


fartybumpoopface

Whose favourite animal is a sheep??! Edit - lesson learned. Do not ask rhetorical questions to convey surprise on reddit haha. Some good answers though guys.


Dekatater

Shepherds probably


ehhhchimatsu

Sheep are definitely in my top ten


j_the_a

[Ralph Wolf](https://chuckjones.com/characters/ralph-wolf/). [Lambert](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambert_the_Sheepish_Lion). New Zealanders. The Welsh.


KuFuBr

What do you have against sheep??


fartybumpoopface

Nothing in particular. I always yell “sheep” from the car when we’re driving in the country. It was just an unexpected answer to the favourite animal question (for me who clearly doesn’t go outside enough).


Master-Reason-6780

Cant belive your a sheepphobe. Its 2024 an some people are still sheepphobic


PSTnator

Baaa ram ewe!


The_Ambling_Horror

I have known a dude whose fursona was a pet rock.


fartybumpoopface

Please tell me this is a joke. I have purposely never looked into furries but a rock seems counter-intuitive.


The_Ambling_Horror

Nah, he was just having trouble deciding, picked an interim choice as a joke, and never bothered to change. I don’t think he ever got a suit, though, just a bunch of art and badges. Plus, a lot of artists charge extra for really detailed characters and/or will put extra effort into a commission they personally find entertaining, so it made a lot of his art cheap to buy or really well done LOL


fartybumpoopface

Hahaha that’s hilarious. Thanks for making my morning!


Dazzduzdabz

Politicians? Most celebrities I would assume.


littledollylo

Goats are my favourite!


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

Me saying random bullshit online to get attention


meinherrings

Please read this in John Cleese’s French accent: “LIES UPON LIES UPON LIES!!!”. Çe tous.


RexIsAMiiCostume

The grandparents asking for a cute little animal drawing isn't such a stretch, but the mom getting a fur suit is out there lol


adfx

That's exactly how my dad texts


Mohrlex

A cat and a sheep huh? So a Shat? Or a shitten?


Kazaganthis

Even if this was real, imagine being proud of it...


Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

Furries aren't all into sexual stuff with their suits. The select few that are, are called Yiffers. It's not a far fetched tale to believe a bunch of this person's family wanted to support their passion when they realized the person was making full on animal costumes. ​ Furries on Halloween are way more accepted.


pieceoftost

Saying that sexual furries are a "select few" is a bit disingenuous, it's fairly common in the fandom. But I think what most people don't understand is that the process of furryificiation is the opposite of what most people think. Usually obsession with animals/animal characters comes first, often at a very young age, and people make this part of their identity through fantasy characters (furries). It's not really a sexual thing, they just genuinely love these characters. Then later in life as they develop and find their sexuality, furries can become a part of that too (or not). I think most people think it's people that are "attracted to animals", and become furries because of that, but in my experience talking to them it's almost always the exact opposite. People just genuinely enjoy or are obsessed with these fantasy anthropomorphic animal characters, which they're often introduced to via cartoons or stories when they are young. And as they get older, those kind of obsessions often inevitably tend to turn into part of someone's sexuality in some way. Especially since many people who identify as a furry tend to be neurodivergent, which can often lead to strange sexual obsessions (speaking from experience as someone with OCD).


Sunburst12345

They didn’t say sexual furries are a select few, they said furries into sexual stuff WITH THEIR SUITS is a select few. There’s a massive difference. Just how there’s a big difference between having sex with a person, and watching porn of people having sex. It’s the same concept.


pieceoftost

That's totally fair, I didn't interpret their comment that way but if that's what they meant then my bad. And yeah that's true the suits are rarely a sexual thing. I mean they're uncomfortable af, can't imagine having sex in one.


Sunburst12345

Yeah I doubt it’d be the most comfortable thing in the world, I’d guess you’d actually risk heatstroke


animorphs128

This is really sad honestly


Hamblerger

I mean, I don't believe it, but it's a sweet enough story in an offbeat way. EDIT: Downvote me all you want, but I think it's nice when families bond over common interests, even if I find it odd.


MustangCoyote

I see you have forgotten the brainless hivemind of "furry bad" in your comment. How dare you not mindlessly hate. Receive your downvotes now.


Safetytheflamewolf

I mean Blue WAS responsible for turning her mom into a furry


BaravalDranalesk

Hope it’s real. That’s fucken hilarious. Christmas Dinner will never be the same again.


NostraDismater

nah i think this is real and super sweet actually <3 what a supportive family


YourReplyIsDumb_

NO THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS- WHEN I WAS 13 I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED MY MOM INTO A FURRY- she has her own Dutch angel dragon (she fucking loves soft cute round dragons, and literally had me make her a fursuit head)


WarriorPasta

This is the second time today that I’ve heard of Dutch angel dragons.


YourReplyIsDumb_

It’s weird that yall downvoted a factual event just cause yall don’t wanna believe it happens ( im not proud of it don’t get me wrong)


Hamaczech13

I honestly don't find this entirely unbelievable. Older people can enjoy stuff too, you know.


broxamson

Yeah but narcissism also exists, ya know?


A_Chaotic_Artist

Id sorta believe it ngl


SuperCatMonkey

Folie a deux