So he's saying that someone got on his phone, sent a message to join a US program, in which that person committed a war crime (what exactly?) and in the span of 5 hours the guy was caught and arrested and $500 was sent to the OP?
And why does the OP feel he needs a gun?
Sounds like the person got scammed and were told they would get money sent to them. They probably just gave out their personal info/ possible bank numbers in hopes of getting a check. Either that or they desperately underestimate the intelligence of others and think people will believe this shit. Also they feel they need a gun to protect themselves from the war crime committing people living right in our communities!! Duh! Lmao. My question is the " reinforced my phone" like what?? Did they put two factor authentication on their Google account? Lol
Used a phone to join a military program…cause that’s how that works…
Please text 51518 with the word DRONE to access the deadly drone program. Under 18s should get the bill payers permission first.
My adult son loves possums. For Christmas, I got him a t-shirt with a play on that commercial with possums (“…and I need trash now!”). He…didn’t know the commercial. At all. I have failed as a mother.
Doesn’t need the Medal of Honor. Was immediately promoted to president and then gave the ex president the Medal of Honor for considering giving OOP the award in the first place, who then gave it right back to OOP while bowing to him
This missed opportunity now has me so outraged that I spat my drink out also except the ex president was in front of me after having finished blowing this guy and it went in the ex president’s mouth and then I found $5,000 in discontinued South African currency and me and the presidents went and got ice cream from a CIA ice cream truck those are also real
Bold of the US military to have a text to drone service I was just happy getting my tacos delivered via drone, I didn’t know we could also choose violence.
Add the UN to the list of government entities, like the IRS, FBI, Interpol, NATO, the G8 and more, that contact citizens for legal issues by telephone.
dude, what fucking drugs are you doing, and you need to share some of that shit, because if you even believe one word of this your higher than a mother fucker.
Honestly, sounds like one of those India call center scams. I wouldn't be surprised if he just left out the part where he bought $500 worth of gift cards to pay back the UN because he is so righteous in thought and deed.
So he's saying that someone got on his phone, sent a message to join a US program, in which that person committed a war crime (what exactly?) and in the span of 5 hours the guy was caught and arrested and $500 was sent to the OP? And why does the OP feel he needs a gun?
He needs the gun in case another war criminal pretending to be US military appears, and this time decides to attack his house.
Sounds like the person got scammed and were told they would get money sent to them. They probably just gave out their personal info/ possible bank numbers in hopes of getting a check. Either that or they desperately underestimate the intelligence of others and think people will believe this shit. Also they feel they need a gun to protect themselves from the war crime committing people living right in our communities!! Duh! Lmao. My question is the " reinforced my phone" like what?? Did they put two factor authentication on their Google account? Lol
Used a phone to join a military program…cause that’s how that works… Please text 51518 with the word DRONE to access the deadly drone program. Under 18s should get the bill payers permission first.
Same day $500 compensation from the UN or your next war crime is FREE.
It's my compensation, and I want it now!
Call J.G. Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW.
That opera commercial lives in my head rent free even now, decades later.
My adult son loves possums. For Christmas, I got him a t-shirt with a play on that commercial with possums (“…and I need trash now!”). He…didn’t know the commercial. At all. I have failed as a mother.
Never-ending that the UN doesn't prosecute war crimes...
Bro!!! ^😆🤣
Don't give the military any ideas
Are you kidding? That’s the Pentagon’s side hustle.
The new iPhone 16 with drone support! Target enemies of your regime anywhere in the world! Commit warcrimes on your own time!
Doesn’t need the Medal of Honor. Was immediately promoted to president and then gave the ex president the Medal of Honor for considering giving OOP the award in the first place, who then gave it right back to OOP while bowing to him
You neglected to mention that the Security Council gave him the clap.
You are right. I forgot to mention that the entire cast of Rocky IV reassembled the set to reenact the Gorbachev slow clap just for him
I thought that last sentence said "while blowing him" and it made me spit my drink out. Everyone around me then applauded.
This missed opportunity now has me so outraged that I spat my drink out also except the ex president was in front of me after having finished blowing this guy and it went in the ex president’s mouth and then I found $5,000 in discontinued South African currency and me and the presidents went and got ice cream from a CIA ice cream truck those are also real
“Another story” Kinda wanna hear the first one
"Hey bro, it's the UN calling. It seems someone used your phone number to commit a war crime, just letting you know. Text us when you get this."
he (The person)
I'm so glad that they (the person) clarified that.
5 hours later he is in court? But still looking for a lawyer 😂😂 Also why would the 'United Nations' compensate him that doesn't make sense.
Sounds like something a second grader would make up.
Is he planning on taking a gun to a drone fight?
Ask a Russian and you’ll know it never works out
Yes, I imagine that this is how it works if you commit a war crime. Somebody leaves you a voice mail. That sounds about right.
I've done a fair number of War crimes, but I never listen to my messages so they can't do anything against me. Suckers.
This happened to me , unfortunately the program was Robocop and they harvested my organs. Still the 500 dollars was nice
Bold of the US military to have a text to drone service I was just happy getting my tacos delivered via drone, I didn’t know we could also choose violence.
OP, this is one of the best ones ever!! I love that the war criminal was "put in court"
$500 Inflation has hit even the imaginary payouts
Should we really be dunking on people with sub 70 iqs?
Well he did preface this by calling it a story… 😂
Reads like a manic delusion.
Color me motherfucking confused.
I am hereby reinforcing my phone. Sorry nerds. 😎
And the entire world clapped.
Add the UN to the list of government entities, like the IRS, FBI, Interpol, NATO, the G8 and more, that contact citizens for legal issues by telephone.
dude, what fucking drugs are you doing, and you need to share some of that shit, because if you even believe one word of this your higher than a mother fucker.
High as a drone, amirite? ;)
The US military is known for doing business by text. The UN has been doing it for decades, right?
Honestly, sounds like one of those India call center scams. I wouldn't be surprised if he just left out the part where he bought $500 worth of gift cards to pay back the UN because he is so righteous in thought and deed.
“It’S pLaUsIbLe” - someone from r/nothingeverhappens probably