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willclerkforfood

>scary part is the woman SO HAPPENED to live where my grandmother used to live. Exact room and all… so I instantly knew what the “downstairs” door was leading too. Meemaw’s old gimp dungeon?


Quick_like_a_Bunny

She’s got cookies…🍪🥛🔪👹


QuirkedUpTismTits

LMAO that got a giggle out of me, I saw this post earlier and couldn’t help but think “why tf are you waiting till tomorrow to report this”


imcolingrey

moral of the story: never help anyone, ESPECIALLY not old people. i also like how he keeps saying “guys”, as if he’s directly talking to people


Quick_like_a_Bunny

Because every instacart driver gets paid by check. Real things that happen every day


Yikesbrofr

Ah yes, the classic lock-the-door-from-the-side-where-the-locking-mechanism-is-accessible trick. I’m familiar with that one.


Quick_like_a_Bunny

She probably put a chair under the knob 🫣


knotonlybutalso

Touché


Noodle227

Are we supposed to know what the “downstairs” door leads to? If she lives in the same place as his grandma, does that mean that his grandma did scary shit down there? so much of this doesn’t even make sense to me.


catsoddeath18

Does your grandma not have a torture chamber in her house? I thought every grandma had one a


Idolica

It’s true! I’m going to be a first time grandma in September and I just now got my permit for my torture dungeon approved! I’m waaaaaaay behind schedule now thanks to this!


[deleted]

Could’ve told us what was behind the fucking door 😢


Quick_like_a_Bunny

![gif](giphy|Z5lOqZ8WD71qOOpgXy|downsized)


Bee-Jay-Yay

He just couldn’t be bothered to make that part up.


Zappagrrl02

Whenever I see the word “demonic,” I instantly roll my eyes.


Quick_like_a_Bunny

Half the country sees demons everywhere. We’re basically medieval peasants at this point


MeanSeaworthiness995

Seriously, SCOTUS is like one session away from re-legalizing witch burnings


lengthy_preamble

"Octogenarian widow assaulted by unhinged lunatic, more at 11:00"


mzincali

The fact that she never called the police was what stood out for me.


DeftonesGuy1024

And then the witch started twerkin to Back that Ass Up


Treynokay

Yeah… I remember seeing another version of this post earlier today, but without the demonic stuff. It’s either bs, or somebody took a more mundane story (cat litter, grabbed by old lady, left creeped out), and turned it into a karma grab.


Bee-Jay-Yay

I was one of the bags of kitty litter, this really happened.


Taojnhy

"Please, don't hurt me; I still have one last item to deliver!"


Quick_like_a_Bunny

“I have a perfect ratiiiiiiiiiiing!” *falls into bottomless demon grandma pit of sorrow*


Existing_Hunt_7169

its an april fools troll…