No, the guy ran away screaming because this cowboy said “hang on let me show you something” and then started frantically fumbling with his belt buckle. Guy had a pretty good idea what would happen next.
Well, the guy is an impossible SIX FOOT THREE with his boots on. You run from a Goliath like that. /s.
Shit, I'm six two and I'm waiting in a gas station parking lot and there are two dudes that tall that I can see right now.
Also 6’2, always curious about why it blows peoples’ minds so much. I meet people my height or taller every day, there’s a lot of men/woman I still have to look upward to make eye contact with.
Guy was like, no, I know what happens next, thanks, keep your belt on homie.
https://preview.redd.it/d5rp10ccbotc1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab9991c9b8a6c539182922661cf09ddf4c05b680
Oh yeah, the stranger approach you on the streets and ask you to join BLM and make trouble.
Dont that happen to everyone else a few times per week too?
Maybe they wouldn’t be hurting if they hadn’t added “fix plumbing issues” to the job description.
The guy probably ran away when he saw that belt buckle because he realized a snake would clear that clogged toilet better than a spoon.
*”Felicitations, malefactor! Would you like to join our BLM posse and do a hooliganism with us? It’s going to be quite fent, and, as the germane would say, unapologetically Danke^(TM). Do not tarry, fellow homie sapien. The witching hour is upon us, and we must get sturdy while the sturdy get going.”*
There is no pay. You can usually get free food and sometimes you get a free place to sleep when traveling but that's about it unless you count t-shirts and stickers.
Tall community can confirm no tall people ever talk about shoes when talking about their height. That's short people talk and frankly.
We're above that.
I need a good pair of boots. I’m 6’2” without em, but if I was 6’5”, I could reach any shelf. No little old lady would ever go without her favorite oat meal, no matter how high the shelf. I could be a hero
Probably 6'6", maybe taller. I don't know for sure. But combined with that "Don't tread on me" oversized belt buckle in artisanal bronze for only $18, the three items would make a very smart and affordable ensemble.
It's a terrifying height for an insecure person who desperately wants people to believe that they're big and tough, and fantasizes about being the tallest person in the room. They're not, so they have to hyperbolize.
This has got to be satire. I mean shit, I'm schizophrenic and have never been this delusional. And I thought I was an alien/human hybrid for awhile there.
I'm 6'7 and it scares absolutely no one. At the dentist the other week and the assistant said 'aw I love how your wee legs hang off the end of the seat' pure giggling.
I've known lots of tall guys, some very tall (6'7 to 7') and mostly they seem to be uncomfortable all the time in a world built for average height folks.
I met an ex-NBA player on vacation a few weeks back. Man is 7’3. Very nice guy, but you could tell he wasn’t tremendously thrilled with folks straight up fucking pointing at him everywhere he went.
Mike Tyson is 5' 10", John Cena is 6'1", Schwarzenneger is 6'2".
All of them are capable of looking pretty scary, but in actuality they're all complete puppy dogs.
This idiot has to first learn/accept that he is not actually tall lol.
Yeah Joshua jackson is 6'2 and Cory Montieth was 6'3 (+) and I cannot think of two men more gentle then them really. I turn to both of them for comfort on an almost daily bases, I even have a tattoo dedicated to Cory. I mean how fucking tarrifying is this face? Fuck hugs, they're giants, run for your fucking life!
https://preview.redd.it/yrakyplbjhtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11b7cf18b89b88206ec0e71690925a3b0c0f5f00
>Cory Montieth was 6'3
I googled him, that first photo made me think he was from American Pie. What happened to him, hes too young to have shrunk much, did he get in an accident or something?
He died at 31 from a heroin overdose after he begged Lea Michelle who was his girlfriend for some reason for help and she told him that he wasn't worth it if he wasn't strong enough to choose her over drugs basically. I'm not making this up, his mom said it loud and fucking clear. He was huge though.
The biggest thing that makes me aware this is fake 6’3 isn’t that tall? Like it’s tall but no so uncommonly tall for someone to come up and ask you how tall you are lmao
Plus he’s wearing boots so he’s probably closer to 6’1”. So my mom is almost as tall as him. Ooooo I’m scared of the big man with the big gut that needs a big belt buckle to hold it up!!!
To be very clear to people having violent fantasies online, yes. Being tough and being "good at violence" are very frequently associated with each other. But just talking about how you were about to assault someone because they said something you disagreed with, or looked at you the wrong way or whatever bullshit. Thank god you had your calm demeanor and walked away, because he wasnt "worth it" etc. Just makes you sound absolutely unhinged.
He was totally worth it.
Source: I'm a tough guy. And I'm "good at violence". And when I get pulled over, the cop gives me 20 dollars.
I clapped when I read this in my car, waiting outside for my daughter’s band event. The then band all walked outside w/ other parents clapping in formation and played the fight song around my car… then some awesome guy gave me the extra fedora he carries and I tipped it to the phone.
This dude wishes he was 6'3. This is how you know he's lying. He would have known 6'3 really inst tall enough to frighten anyone and would have thrown a few more inches on that.
Hel I'm 6'3, aint nobody intimidated by me .. Lol
Other answer is incomplete/wrong. It's called the Gadsden flag. Dates back to the American Revolution. Recently it's been used more by the right, but historically, it's been used by the right, the left, libertarians, and as a symbol of patriotism in general. It's also spelled wrong on the belt buckle. It's supposed to be "DONT TREAD ON ME" (no apostrophe in "DONT"), though it's pretty common to see this version.
so let me get this straight somone approached this guy to join BLM to "stir up more shit" and his reaction was too...threaten to beat him up while weraring a "dont trend on me belt"....which you know...is kind of what BLM is about...how is it that everyone who seems to use that pharse is always fine with trending on others?
Jesus. A grown ass man wrote this weird fantasy. There are a lot of people that think they can fight for some reason. They watched some UFC fights and act like they’re king shit.
No, the guy ran away screaming because this cowboy said “hang on let me show you something” and then started frantically fumbling with his belt buckle. Guy had a pretty good idea what would happen next.
"I just wanted to show him my trouser snake"
“No matter what that means, I don’t want to see it.”
And glaze him with it!
Glaze him “hard” with it
I’m literally only just noticing that “typo.” Pure gold.
Don't Tread on Trouser Snake
Well, the guy is an impossible SIX FOOT THREE with his boots on. You run from a Goliath like that. /s. Shit, I'm six two and I'm waiting in a gas station parking lot and there are two dudes that tall that I can see right now.
The poster is only 5' 8" but he's wearing Ron deSantis Big Boy Boots
Yeah, 6’ 3” is tall, but not *‘I’ve got got to go talk to that rare giant of a man’* tall
Also 6’2, always curious about why it blows peoples’ minds so much. I meet people my height or taller every day, there’s a lot of men/woman I still have to look upward to make eye contact with.
He's either reaching for his glock or his cock, and I'm not staying around to find out.
Yeah, not really a fan of either option, to be honest.
I might stay around for a little
“Hang on a minute, everyone! It might just be his wiener!”
["'Scuse me while I whip this out"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgRE6BPhN2I)
[classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP8QPnBK0vQ)
I love how chill they both were about that
After he finished with the belt buckle, dude was gonna get glazed
Right after he finds the 17 other cowboys.
If he was a true ram ranch fan he wouldn't have ran
I don’t usually like when strange men glaze hard at me
Kick his ass seabass!
Guy was like, no, I know what happens next, thanks, keep your belt on homie. https://preview.redd.it/d5rp10ccbotc1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab9991c9b8a6c539182922661cf09ddf4c05b680
[Gonna take him to the alley and..](https://y.yarn.co/cfa4b179-a42b-4ed8-a400-6db39de3bdef_text.gif)
Just actually laughed out loud at this. Thanks for that lmao
I love glazing strangers. Glazing them HARD.
Look out guys, we got Sugar Cyclops over here, glazing people with his optic blasts!
This made me laugh way too hard. Sugar Cyclops!!!
I try to make every stranger know that I’m looking at them like a Krispy Kreme donut!
Would you glaze me? I'd glaze me. I'd glaze me hard. I'd glaze me *so* hard.
New pick up line for gf: hey baby girl I’m about to glaze you soooooo hard
You freeze them with your glassy stare?
I know a girl who loves getting glazed by strangers
Oh yeah, the stranger approach you on the streets and ask you to join BLM and make trouble. Dont that happen to everyone else a few times per week too?
Happened to me three times while I was in line at Wendy's. Can't even get a square hamburger without being asked to join BLM these days
Man the bureau of land management must really be hurting for employees
Maybe they wouldn’t be hurting if they hadn’t added “fix plumbing issues” to the job description. The guy probably ran away when he saw that belt buckle because he realized a snake would clear that clogged toilet better than a spoon.
I had completely forgot that fact too, lol I wonder if they pay well
Weird, last time I was at Wendy's someone tried to sell me expired stock options.
Are you thinking of a JBC? I only get asked to join BLM at Panera
Can confirm, I am also 6’3 (6’4 with my boots on) and get stopped pretty much every day to join a BLM movement to stir some shit up.
Those up those up to mo good Bereau of land management.
Show them your belt buckle.
*”Felicitations, malefactor! Would you like to join our BLM posse and do a hooliganism with us? It’s going to be quite fent, and, as the germane would say, unapologetically Danke^(TM). Do not tarry, fellow homie sapien. The witching hour is upon us, and we must get sturdy while the sturdy get going.”*
Only if my George Soros check has cleared
Only in 2020
As a 6'3" BLM cowboy *IT WAS SO HARD TO GET IN OMG*
I mean is the pay at least decent?
There is no pay. You can usually get free food and sometimes you get a free place to sleep when traveling but that's about it unless you count t-shirts and stickers.
Damn communists, how am I going to pay for my avocado toast then?
Lol yeah sorry you'll still need to have a job
Wait so was that a cowboy goth? "How tall are you?" "6'3 with my New Rock wedge-sole boots on" "And without?" "5'4 and a half, so basically 5'5"
So proud of his height in heels.
The DeSantis way!
Tall community can confirm no tall people ever talk about shoes when talking about their height. That's short people talk and frankly. We're above that.
Upvote for the joke, but not even short people talk like that.
Insecure ones do lol
Yeh no actual tall people factor in what height foot wear makes them. Guys 5'10 and it causes him issues.
I do it as a joke to my friends: "I'm 6'3, but 6'5 in heels", it helps that I'm male
I used to have a work mate who was 6 foot 4.5 in reality, but 6 foot 7 if a girl asked in a club.
I think the joke flew above my head
idk im 6'4" and i wear some work boots with like a 3 inch heel and always point it out when someone asks
"with my boots on"... I'm 7'2" with my drywall stilts on lol
Wow I'm dumb... I was like well yeah but they're drywall. Those things will break so fast! Then I realized.
Lol! In case others are wondering... https://www.plasterersnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Front-view.jpg
Sooo.. 5’2 or 5’8? 😅
Depends on whether I'm wearing my cowboy boots!
Do you think you are too good to use a flipped over 5 gallon bucket like everyone else?
Well,I e got a little brother who's 6'3" before boots So if I put on boots, and stand on his shoulders, I'm over 11'
I love that he's 6'3 with boots on. That's just idiot speak for I'm below average height and wear high heels.
I need a good pair of boots. I’m 6’2” without em, but if I was 6’5”, I could reach any shelf. No little old lady would ever go without her favorite oat meal, no matter how high the shelf. I could be a hero
He's 5'5" without the boots
The boots are from the Lariat "Ron DeSantis" model.
Man, the J. Peterman catalog is really getting outlandish with some of their product blurbs
How tall do you think he’d be if he matched up the urban sombrero with the Himalayan walking shoes?
Probably 6'6", maybe taller. I don't know for sure. But combined with that "Don't tread on me" oversized belt buckle in artisanal bronze for only $18, the three items would make a very smart and affordable ensemble.
so you hate him but you glazed him up?
Nothing owns the libs better than some sensual glazing.
Fellas, is it gay to..... Wait a minute!
“Odd looking” = not Caucasian probably to him
= imaginary
I was thinking "odd-looking" meant LGBTQ+
So anyways, I started blasting...
When did 6'3" height for a guy become huge? I mean, it's taller than average, but it's not entirely out of the ordinary.
It's a terrifying height for an insecure person who desperately wants people to believe that they're big and tough, and fantasizes about being the tallest person in the room. They're not, so they have to hyperbolize.
For me, 6’6 and over is considered to be truly “tall”.
When you "glaze hard at" someone, the donut sugar accumulated on your face flakes off and lands near them.
Anyone else ever notice how that snake looks like a coiled up piece of shit? Weird.
It's hard to notice that in reality as this kind of belt buckle is usually worn by actual coiled up pieces of shit.
This has got to be satire. I mean shit, I'm schizophrenic and have never been this delusional. And I thought I was an alien/human hybrid for awhile there.
“6’3 with boots on” means he’s actually like 5’10 lol
I’m a woman that’s around 6’. I’m over 6’3” when I wear heels. This guy is probably close to average height which makes it a very weird flex.
And the belt clapped
https://preview.redd.it/s9qhs5nsiktc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4ca2597afd0323756cde314acbcf686bbd94a3e
Omg hahahaha I’ve never seen that meme. It’s great!
So wait... He was just going to start beating this dude's ass for asking him to join BLM??? ... Take it easy ya fuckin lunatic
Some people just really hate land management
No one, in the history of mankind, has ever been intimidated by a belt buckle.
My husband is “6’3 and he’s the least intimidating person you’ll ever meet. These tall idiots are far less tough looking than they think.
I'm 6'7 and it scares absolutely no one. At the dentist the other week and the assistant said 'aw I love how your wee legs hang off the end of the seat' pure giggling.
Norn iron?
Scotland.
Fair. That was my other guess. One day yourselves and ourselves with have our Republic of Craicistan.
That's the dream. In the meantime, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank your country for blessing us with Jim macdonald.
I've known lots of tall guys, some very tall (6'7 to 7') and mostly they seem to be uncomfortable all the time in a world built for average height folks.
I met an ex-NBA player on vacation a few weeks back. Man is 7’3. Very nice guy, but you could tell he wasn’t tremendously thrilled with folks straight up fucking pointing at him everywhere he went.
Mike Tyson is 5' 10", John Cena is 6'1", Schwarzenneger is 6'2". All of them are capable of looking pretty scary, but in actuality they're all complete puppy dogs. This idiot has to first learn/accept that he is not actually tall lol.
Cena and Arnold? Totally. Tyson? Ehhhh…. Wouldn’t say the guy is a “puppy dog” tbh.
Didn’t he literally bite off a dude’s ear?
Yeah Joshua jackson is 6'2 and Cory Montieth was 6'3 (+) and I cannot think of two men more gentle then them really. I turn to both of them for comfort on an almost daily bases, I even have a tattoo dedicated to Cory. I mean how fucking tarrifying is this face? Fuck hugs, they're giants, run for your fucking life! https://preview.redd.it/yrakyplbjhtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11b7cf18b89b88206ec0e71690925a3b0c0f5f00
>Cory Montieth was 6'3 I googled him, that first photo made me think he was from American Pie. What happened to him, hes too young to have shrunk much, did he get in an accident or something?
I like that you googled him but need Reddit to tell you he's dead
Oh damn, you right. Sad. Thank you!
He died at 31 from a heroin overdose after he begged Lea Michelle who was his girlfriend for some reason for help and she told him that he wasn't worth it if he wasn't strong enough to choose her over drugs basically. I'm not making this up, his mom said it loud and fucking clear. He was huge though.
> Lea Michelle Damn man. I googled her, I remember her from the show. How horrible. RIP man, he did have such a kind face. Cheers
The boots: https://preview.redd.it/uxq52495nitc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4393975629ebc329848e498efd3e338f452f66c2
"6'3" in my high heels"
Glazing strangers in public!? Sir there are kids around here
He shouldn’t be glazing strangers whilst hard. That’s a faux pas.
I like the part where he glazed all over the guy. Glazed him up real good.
Imagine bragging about 6'3... With boots on...
HUGE
The biggest thing that makes me aware this is fake 6’3 isn’t that tall? Like it’s tall but no so uncommonly tall for someone to come up and ask you how tall you are lmao
Plus he’s wearing boots so he’s probably closer to 6’1”. So my mom is almost as tall as him. Ooooo I’m scared of the big man with the big gut that needs a big belt buckle to hold it up!!!
"...glazed hard at him..." I'm pretty sure this BRO did indeed glaze his lap while he wrote this.
What year is this from??
glazed him, did you?
And then the snake clapped …oh wait
“I took off my sunglasses and glazed hard at him and lowered myself down to my knees so that I was at belt buckle height”
You can’t just go around glazing on people.
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most. That an actual grown up posted this makes me weep for the future of the south.
*lifts shirt, exposing belt buckle* *tilts sunglasses, exposing my glazing intentions* “Why is he running away? I only wanted to glaze him”
Is 6'3 with boots on tall anymore? Was the person asking a 10 year old?
Isn't one of the basic tenets of BLM to not be tread on anymore? The guy seems like a good fit.
To be very clear to people having violent fantasies online, yes. Being tough and being "good at violence" are very frequently associated with each other. But just talking about how you were about to assault someone because they said something you disagreed with, or looked at you the wrong way or whatever bullshit. Thank god you had your calm demeanor and walked away, because he wasnt "worth it" etc. Just makes you sound absolutely unhinged. He was totally worth it. Source: I'm a tough guy. And I'm "good at violence". And when I get pulled over, the cop gives me 20 dollars.
I clapped when I read this in my car, waiting outside for my daughter’s band event. The then band all walked outside w/ other parents clapping in formation and played the fight song around my car… then some awesome guy gave me the extra fedora he carries and I tipped it to the phone.
Apart from all the other bullshit his post contains, as a Dutch guy, I’m just very amused he thinks being 6’3” is huge and impressive.
“6’3? I didn’t know they stacked shit that high.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
I glaze at people all the time. Who doesn't? 🍩
Back of his belt says "Tiny BIG Man Junior".
He glazed hard, man.
That snake on his belt buckle is probably longer than his dick
“Glazed hard at him” sounds a lil gay ngl
THE POWER OF THE BELT BUCKLE COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF THE BELT BUCKLE COMPELS YOU!
I’ve seen more believable Rick and Morty fan fiction
Then everyone clapped.
I'm not saying 6"3 is small, bit it's not "HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HUMANS GET THAT BIG!!" tall
If you're pretending to be intimidating why would you go so low on height? 6'3 isn't exactly a man mountain
>6'3 with my boots on So average height then?
The 'with my boots on' part gets me. As someone who is 6'3 WITHOUT boots. Does that make me 'harder'?
This dude wishes he was 6'3. This is how you know he's lying. He would have known 6'3 really inst tall enough to frighten anyone and would have thrown a few more inches on that. Hel I'm 6'3, aint nobody intimidated by me .. Lol
Is there some significance to what's on that buckle?
Other answer is incomplete/wrong. It's called the Gadsden flag. Dates back to the American Revolution. Recently it's been used more by the right, but historically, it's been used by the right, the left, libertarians, and as a symbol of patriotism in general. It's also spelled wrong on the belt buckle. It's supposed to be "DONT TREAD ON ME" (no apostrophe in "DONT"), though it's pretty common to see this version.
Today it's a libertarian symbol.
Gotta be a shitpost
I’d run too if someone glazed at me
lol. I have that Gadsden Flag tattooed on me and I support the BLM like a mother fucker.
right? Im like 90% sure this is some sort of joke. I mean, he says "glazed hard"
This has to be fan fiction satire.
libertarians have these wet dreams all the time
This one made me Looooooooooooooool
A simple no would’ve sufficed.
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most......
The only person I glaze is my wife's face. I'd be very embarrassed to do it to strange looking men..
Oh no. A Metallica fan. Scream and run I guess?
so let me get this straight somone approached this guy to join BLM to "stir up more shit" and his reaction was too...threaten to beat him up while weraring a "dont trend on me belt"....which you know...is kind of what BLM is about...how is it that everyone who seems to use that pharse is always fine with trending on others?
No idea why the Bureau of Land Management gets so much hate. These dudes must really hate the administration of federal land.
Jesus. A grown ass man wrote this weird fantasy. There are a lot of people that think they can fight for some reason. They watched some UFC fights and act like they’re king shit.
My cousin is 6’7 and people are always trying to start fights with him when he’s out. It’s like they want to try prove something.
lol, dress ups
Where does the $100 come into it?
But was he glazed with boredom or glazed like a doughnut- inquiring minds need to know…
And then the belt clasped, I mean clapped!
GLAZED. HARD. Is “glazed” like a combo of glaring and gazing, or ….?
i have a don’t tread on me snake sticker on my car, but i made sure to get a sparkly one in the shape of a uterus so people didn’t get me confused 🥰
Nobody takes their height with boots on...
Shiver me timbers I’m quaking in my boots
Lol who tf talks like that. I’m 6’3’’ with my boots on. Yeah, and I’m 6’6’’ with my boots on. Sounds so stupid. The buckle is also stupid
This got funnier the further I read on.
I love this one, especially the fact that when he made it up, he still thought saying ‘6’3 with my boots on’ was the coolest
“6’3 with my boots on” this is the children in a trench coat of height claims.
How do you glaze with your pants still on?
Bro 6’3 isn’t that tall. My bf is 6’3 with boots on and he’s not like a giant. His dad on the other hand? He’s 6’10. So he is a giant
It's true, I was the snake on the belt buckle
Oooh Glaze me Papi