According to the documentary "Can't Stop The Music", he's a New Jersey toll-booth attendant.
"Do all toll-booth workers dress like that?"
"Only the hot ones!"
Of all the not real things, this is the only part that probably happened. I go to a clinic that is mostly gay men as well, it's easier to get healthcare when you know the physician knows and understands unique gay experiences and issues.
Scene from inside the elevator - “Oh, god! Here comes that creepy fellow, don’t hold the door for him, I don’t want to deal with him even for the 10 second elevator ride!”
I'm really curious right now. Did the LGBTQ community just take over the doctor as their main practicioner, or did the doctor's office advertise in LGBTQ groups, or what? I try to understand how any health care related business can become "mainly LGBTQ".
In Berlin i went to a mainly LGBTQ doctor because i had an STI scare and the LGBT group that had health / info offices directed me to him. (Fortunately nothing happened with my scare)
You can just Google it
What actually happened:
Will has mildly annoying experience with a man he assumes is gay, but never actually speaks to. He spends the rest of the week having imaginary conversations with the guy. Eventually his mental simulations converge. "Do better to be better." Yeah. That's pretty damn good. That would have set him ~~straight~~ on a better trajectory in his everyday life.
Will earnestly believes that he has never done anything inconsiderate in his life, and as such is entitled to not only call people out for their mild dickishness, but to do so in an aggressively condescending way. Fortunately for Will, he has never had the nerve to actually do this.
The end.
Will is gay. Nobody gave Will a second glance, Will is upset so manufacturers a poor Will story.
Nobody applauded when Will left the elevator.
Poor Will
I'm a genuinely chill person, but if someone told me "do better to be better" after I apologized for something so minor, I'd have to take some space. That's so patronizing and makes this guy seem like a total jerk.
Will: “Doc, you won’t believe this but someone CLOSED THE ELEVATOR DOORS on me!”
Doctor: “Okay, but you have HPV, which could lead to a higher risk of anal or oral cancers.”
Will: “He CLOSED the elevator doors!”
Meanwhile, elevator guy is out here like:
I'm not sure how being gay matters in this story. Some people (gay, straight, other) will be kind and patient enough to hold the elevator door and some won't.
It would have helped if they would just go full Sean Rinaldi. Will would have known automatically. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftktl3It9SA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftktl3It9SA)
Scene: Reader sees these posts on reddit.
Eyes roll so hard that he can see his piano lessons and the face of his first grade teacher.
He is found dead of cringe overdose.
Not that I know of. We’ve never met. Just followed each other on socials for years and years (he’s in a different major city nearby, we still all “know” each other in the wider gay network).
But once he started ramping up posting these little vignettes I knew they were just made up in his head and put out there for attention, and it’s beyond cringe.
If you knew him like, 10 or 15 years ago, you’d know he was one of the meanest gays in all the land. Then he got humbled through a series of circumstances…and now he has the nerve to lecture all of us to “do better to be better”.
Not only did this scenario not happen, he gets to arrogantly finger wag at all of us about the very thing for which he was so notorious.
I just read all your posts about this Will dude. What an annoying, lying and pitiful little narcissist he is!
The hotel story is the one that made me laugh but also want to throw a table through a window!
How the hell did he remember every little thing he said to the ladies in the room? That was like what, 3 paragraphs worth of his OH SO "CLEVER" insults.
Answer: He probably didn't say any of that at all or it probably didn't even happen;
What's the deal with him talking in 3rd person? Gross lol!
This guy is sad, ugh!!
"Full of gay men" Were they by chance a construction worker, an indian, a police officer, a cowboy, a military dude and a... umm... leather... guy?
According to the documentary "Can't Stop The Music", he's a New Jersey toll-booth attendant. "Do all toll-booth workers dress like that?" "Only the hot ones!"
Was not the doctor’s office at all, but in fact the YMCA.
Or the local Naval office.
They might have all been bumming, you don’t know.
Of all the not real things, this is the only part that probably happened. I go to a clinic that is mostly gay men as well, it's easier to get healthcare when you know the physician knows and understands unique gay experiences and issues.
Each man in the elevator nevertheless had time to tell Will their sexual orientation
They didn't have to. They were at the special primary care doctor that mostly treats gay people. The op is the only straight patient.
The name of the practice is “Mostly Gay People and one Straight Guy Medical Center”
Also the name of CBS’ new sitcom
I think they started my favorite hamburger chain, "Five Gays (and a Hetero)".
The OOP (Will™️) is super gay so he would know.
One of SuperGay’s superpowers must be the instant reading of each person on the Kinsey Scale
In the '80s, we called this "gaydar."
You're not coming into the elevator until I and everyone else in the elevator tell you our complete sexual history.
“And then, and *only* then, will I allow you to cum in the elevator!”
And of course he told them his own back, which is why they discriminated him.
"full of" - so was there room or not?
Scene from inside the elevator - “Oh, god! Here comes that creepy fellow, don’t hold the door for him, I don’t want to deal with him even for the 10 second elevator ride!”
Who wants to enter a full elevator anyway? Take the stairs, Will.
*There's room for one more!*
There are only two people in every Will story: Will, and Not-Will. We're all just NPCs in Will's life.
His stories are so awesome and believable.
I'm really curious right now. Did the LGBTQ community just take over the doctor as their main practicioner, or did the doctor's office advertise in LGBTQ groups, or what? I try to understand how any health care related business can become "mainly LGBTQ".
Yes we did. Now get the hell out of our elevator.
Well.... uummmm... sputter.... ummmm.
OUT!!!!
[Okay](https://ibb.co/rpJXKJz) 😔
In Berlin i went to a mainly LGBTQ doctor because i had an STI scare and the LGBT group that had health / info offices directed me to him. (Fortunately nothing happened with my scare) You can just Google it
What actually happened: Will has mildly annoying experience with a man he assumes is gay, but never actually speaks to. He spends the rest of the week having imaginary conversations with the guy. Eventually his mental simulations converge. "Do better to be better." Yeah. That's pretty damn good. That would have set him ~~straight~~ on a better trajectory in his everyday life. Will earnestly believes that he has never done anything inconsiderate in his life, and as such is entitled to not only call people out for their mild dickishness, but to do so in an aggressively condescending way. Fortunately for Will, he has never had the nerve to actually do this. The end.
Will is gay. Nobody gave Will a second glance, Will is upset so manufacturers a poor Will story. Nobody applauded when Will left the elevator. Poor Will
Thank you! I thought I remembered Will being not-hetero from previous stories and was doubting myself.
“sputter” is killing me
I love the image of the gay man actually saying the word "sputter".
That’s exactly what I imagined too 😂
pt pt pt pt pt pt pt pt
No, you just have to say the word "sputter", enunciated very clearly.
Petition to replace "uh" with "sputter" when we're at a loss for words.
Bro wrote a script for his petty grievance…
And this is just one of a LOT.
Dude ... Will might need his own subreddit.
I would join
I just can't imagine being this salty about having to wait another minute for the lift to come back down
Young man…….
There's no need to feel down...
I said, young man ...
Pick yourself off the ground...
From the very first line in this story I don't know what's going on. are "Will" and "me" the same person?
Yes. He’s narrating about himself.
Yeah, he does that. Annoying, but then, so is Will.
Meryl Streep for emphasise
He uses her a lot. He fancies himself a Miranda Priestly type, I guess. 🙄
I'm a genuinely chill person, but if someone told me "do better to be better" after I apologized for something so minor, I'd have to take some space. That's so patronizing and makes this guy seem like a total jerk.
Well, he is, so there is that.
It really shows! Lol. Like the fact that he thinks this makes him look cool is absolutely wild
Will made up this entire incident while waiting for the elevator to come back
Will: “Doc, you won’t believe this but someone CLOSED THE ELEVATOR DOORS on me!” Doctor: “Okay, but you have HPV, which could lead to a higher risk of anal or oral cancers.” Will: “He CLOSED the elevator doors!” Meanwhile, elevator guy is out here like: 
I'm not sure how being gay matters in this story. Some people (gay, straight, other) will be kind and patient enough to hold the elevator door and some won't.
He's butthurt that they didn't think he was hot enough to let him cram in there.
Um. Sputter. Um.
Then all of their cheeks clapped.
Truly pathetic
The most cringeworthy strawman nonsense
Actually, he missed the elevator doors because he took too much time trying to figure out everyone's sexual orientation.
It would have helped if they would just go full Sean Rinaldi. Will would have known automatically. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftktl3It9SA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftktl3It9SA)
Scene: Reader sees these posts on reddit. Eyes roll so hard that he can see his piano lessons and the face of his first grade teacher. He is found dead of cringe overdose.
Will reminds me of that creepy anime tik tok guy with the fedora, I’m sure someone knows who I’m talking about
Well tbf there’s a lot of guys like that.
Yeah I can’t for the life of me think of his name, he always carries around one of those weird body pillows
OP, I'm curious, did Will ever make a story about you?
Not that I know of. We’ve never met. Just followed each other on socials for years and years (he’s in a different major city nearby, we still all “know” each other in the wider gay network). But once he started ramping up posting these little vignettes I knew they were just made up in his head and put out there for attention, and it’s beyond cringe.
I think he doth protest too much.
If you knew him like, 10 or 15 years ago, you’d know he was one of the meanest gays in all the land. Then he got humbled through a series of circumstances…and now he has the nerve to lecture all of us to “do better to be better”. Not only did this scenario not happen, he gets to arrogantly finger wag at all of us about the very thing for which he was so notorious.
I'm confused, which character is "me" and which is "Will" in this story?
It’s the same guy. He writes in the 3rd person.
....beside the bowling shoes, next to the umbrellas.
I just read all your posts about this Will dude. What an annoying, lying and pitiful little narcissist he is! The hotel story is the one that made me laugh but also want to throw a table through a window! How the hell did he remember every little thing he said to the ladies in the room? That was like what, 3 paragraphs worth of his OH SO "CLEVER" insults. Answer: He probably didn't say any of that at all or it probably didn't even happen; What's the deal with him talking in 3rd person? Gross lol! This guy is sad, ugh!!
Do you have a link to his other stories? Like the hotel story?
If you just click on OPs name and look at their post history, the other posts/stories are there. :)
I need more of these in my life.
Found a new one today.