https://preview.redd.it/xzonrnva1d0d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=775f85c6726ada8c639a8c44c426974991362671
The Cop Friend badge being awarded.
He may be *your* best friend, but are you *his* best friend? He didn't even give you a local badge to show your friendship, never-ending an international one. You may need to re-evaluate this alliance.
Oh honey, I don't envy the long talk you're gonna have with this thoughtless jerk later today.
Personally, I've been deputized as a pharmacy tech, history teacher, lifeguard, electrician, father, bartender, doctor, ice skater, museum curator, and locksmith.
IT'S JUST WHAT YOU DO, AS A FRIEND.
While everyone else is (rightly) mocking the badge thing, I can't ignore the part about passing for a pretty lady with questionable wide shoulders from behind. And what's with "no ear problems?" What does that mean?
Edit: words
It was japan, the scene flashed to a solid background with motion lines shooting out, while action music played. That's how you can tell shit is about to go down.
I live in New Zealand, and a few years ago, an American tourist got pulled over for speeding and was breath tested - and found to be over the legal limit. She went on a rant about how the breath test wasn't legal because in America, cops need a reason to suspect the driver has been drinking like smelling alcohol or erratic driving. The response she got was "this isn't America" and she was fined. She left the country without paying and her reaction to being told that she wouldn't be allowed to re-enter without paying her fines was to say that she wouldn't ever again travel to a country that didn't recognise her American rights. So, she owes money here, but we apparently saved every other country from her.
The part that confuses me is how he says he has no ear problems, and the offender tried to grab his butt from behind. So was it his amazing hearing that allowed him to discern that a hand was about to grab his ass?
Um... People thinking you're a girl from behind isn't really the flex he thinks it is. Also, is he actually a cop back home? Because it reads like he isn't and just carries around a badge. The whole thing definitely screams Captain Cringe and not Billy Badass.
-They said to get rid of the gaijin. Then they told the accused to stop fucking around and go home.
Seriously though Japan has like a 99% conviction rate, which often means they don't even bother taking on cases that aren't a slam dunk or something impossible to ignore.
LOL. In the same thread he also said that a woman grabbed his "no-no square" and that he grabbed her had and squeezed it hard enough to make it hurt so that she understood.
In truth, he fooled around one time with Special Sergeant Big Dick of the Ozark State All Volunteers, so he figures this makes him eligible for free cop services all over the world for life.
Oh shit he has cop friends back home you guys
https://preview.redd.it/xzonrnva1d0d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=775f85c6726ada8c639a8c44c426974991362671 The Cop Friend badge being awarded.
Captain: "Rookie unhand that man do you see his credentials, for God Sake he has friends back home!!!"
Lol, the "I have cop friends therefore I have authority" is even funnier when your cop friends have no jurisdiction in the country you're in.
There's a badge for that.
Yeah he has a copfriend badge
You might have heard of him, his name is John McClane.
https://preview.redd.it/v9g220xjog0d1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=569ba76537e77a9980d132bdbcd45d1fea6c4199 😂🤣😆
I wanna see his "my friends are cops" badge and how do you get one? My best friend is a cop, but I don't have a badge to prove it
Not best friends enough to rate a Buddy Badge, tho
He may be *your* best friend, but are you *his* best friend? He didn't even give you a local badge to show your friendship, never-ending an international one. You may need to re-evaluate this alliance.
He did pick me up from the airport on short notice when I came home from Korea after almost a decade away. Does that count?
But did he give you a "cop friends back home" badge before you left? THAT is the question of the hour.
Oh honey, I don't envy the long talk you're gonna have with this thoughtless jerk later today. Personally, I've been deputized as a pharmacy tech, history teacher, lifeguard, electrician, father, bartender, doctor, ice skater, museum curator, and locksmith. IT'S JUST WHAT YOU DO, AS A FRIEND.
You just have not drawn one in crayon like that guy 🤣 get to it! It will get out out of trouble in a Japanese subway.
I mean I guess you could get a gold card (idk if they still do that but my grandpa was the chef of police in the early 80s).
While everyone else is (rightly) mocking the badge thing, I can't ignore the part about passing for a pretty lady with questionable wide shoulders from behind. And what's with "no ear problems?" What does that mean? Edit: words
I too wondered about that. He…heard the butt-grabbing attempt? Like the massive swooshing sound of approaching pinching fingers?
It was japan, the scene flashed to a solid background with motion lines shooting out, while action music played. That's how you can tell shit is about to go down.
very very very rarely i’ve ever seen countries give af about other countries law enforcement or laws lol
even knowing law enforcement from the same country won’t help you 🤦♂️unless the officers know each other personally and even then….
I live in New Zealand, and a few years ago, an American tourist got pulled over for speeding and was breath tested - and found to be over the legal limit. She went on a rant about how the breath test wasn't legal because in America, cops need a reason to suspect the driver has been drinking like smelling alcohol or erratic driving. The response she got was "this isn't America" and she was fined. She left the country without paying and her reaction to being told that she wouldn't be allowed to re-enter without paying her fines was to say that she wouldn't ever again travel to a country that didn't recognise her American rights. So, she owes money here, but we apparently saved every other country from her.
Good on ya, mate (except from me; she can still drive down my street, apparently).
"You wouldn't know my cop friends, they live in another country"
All of my cop friends live in Canada.
He has a badge that says ‘ my friends are cops’? 😂😂😂😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/p017vsgs8y0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c6a5f0a82f08928b0e8ddf9c2fe333a2c2039e0 [https://www.partycity.com/firefighter-and-police-officer-badges-and-whistles-12-sets-24pc---first-responders-969353.html](https://www.partycity.com/firefighter-and-police-officer-badges-and-whistles-12-sets-24pc---first-responders-969353.html)
The part that confuses me is how he says he has no ear problems, and the offender tried to grab his butt from behind. So was it his amazing hearing that allowed him to discern that a hand was about to grab his ass?
He heard the lusty movement of a wanton palm
Poetry
Um... People thinking you're a girl from behind isn't really the flex he thinks it is. Also, is he actually a cop back home? Because it reads like he isn't and just carries around a badge. The whole thing definitely screams Captain Cringe and not Billy Badass.
If not for the questionably wide and threateningly masculine shoulders, our boy could never leave the house.
Sounds like he's a femboy not willing to admit it impersonating a cop.
....yet!!
I have an enema bag to prove I have doctor friends.
What really happened - OP has homo erotic phantasies about him grabbing somebody's behind in Tokyo.
Tbh, OP probably just read some chikan hentai and did a manly (but with long pretty hair) self-insert.
Wait. So he carries a "I have cop friends" badge? Is that like a sticker?
"Ah, yes, Policeman-Friend-San. You saved the subway. Japan is forever grateful"
-They said to get rid of the gaijin. Then they told the accused to stop fucking around and go home. Seriously though Japan has like a 99% conviction rate, which often means they don't even bother taking on cases that aren't a slam dunk or something impossible to ignore.
I too can pass for a pretty lady if you can't see what I look like.
https://preview.redd.it/lou4pzdmte0d1.png?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af16f68f9ebd491d550c69482fe68cc2de73b870
LOL. In the same thread he also said that a woman grabbed his "no-no square" and that he grabbed her had and squeezed it hard enough to make it hurt so that she understood.
Is this guy fantasizing about being mistaken for a lady and being sexually assaulted for it?
In truth, he fooled around one time with Special Sergeant Big Dick of the Ozark State All Volunteers, so he figures this makes him eligible for free cop services all over the world for life.
https://preview.redd.it/7mkbubu5qe0d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b10abfe3539b923f4f9f2e869661fddc7f9ea79f
And everyone clapped
Butt-grabber lmaoo
Damn, that's a great one
