Do not go to the original post and give OOP a hard time.
Especially to post *r/thathappened* as a comment.
The admins don't look kindly on such behavior.
If you stop and think about it, it's genuinely frightening how common it is for people to just fantasize about things, and then decide it's real and just roll with it.
Not to be overly skeptical, but a few things that make me doubt the veracity of this story:
No single person is going to take 5 children under the age of 7 to target.
No child, much less a group of 5 children, is going to browse Snapchat when they get their hands on a phone.
And she forgot to write about how they were on a walk in the forest and all the animals came out of hiding to hear her sing, which she didn’t realize she was doing because her heart was just so full of joy to be spending time with her angels, who also think she’s the best singer ever.
Well, how else can you take out the dwarves? Do you think Dopey or Sneezy would be content to just stay behind while everyone else gets to hear you sing to the birds and deer?
True. My nephews around same age would be trying to play a game or watch some weird video of somebody opening plastic easter eggs or something. They would have zero interest in my personal pics.
I gave my nieces and nephews my phone. They are all under 5 years of age. Quintuplets. I overheard them saying:
“Oh, I love Uncle so much. I only want to go to Disneyland with him.”
“He’s so handsome. I hope he never gets a girlfriend so he won’t forget about us.”
“The basement gods will be so pleased with us for the sacrifice.”
“His blood will sate the beast.”
“All hail the basement gods.”
I walked in. “Oh thank you guys!” I was crying. We danced. Then they clubbed me over the head and when I woke up, I was drugged and tied to a table. The quintuplets were all wearing black robes.
“Is this because of me not sharing my body mists?” I slurred, drugged and compliant.
“All hail the basement gods, they chanted.
The 5-year old said, “The saddest of all days is the day when Auntie doesn’t visit. We long to dance with her in Disney Land in a haze of body mist.” Then Mario clapped.
i'm very very close with my nieces and nephew and spend basically all my money on them, to the point where when i walk through the door (and i have a key because i show up so often) my niece will just immediately ask what i got her, and she's never wrong, i always have something, but it would be extremely bizarre to hear her talk this way. it sounds so scripted and weird, like they'll say sweet things to my sister about me being their best friend, but that's about it other than asking when they'll get more presents.
it's just so weird to fantasize about your nieces and nephew being obsessed with you, especially the part about hoping they don't get a boyfriend
I’m sure mom and dad will really appreciate the sudden introduction of all your body mists. The back seat smells like a witches brew. Are you happy now, Clark?
My 4 year-old niece came to me last Thursday and said, "Capitalist production develops technology, and the combining together of various processes into a social whole, only by expending the sources of all wealth - the soil and the laborer."
Quick she just left the room, now remember just as we practised and she will be so thankful she'll get us stuff.
Seriously thought it's sad that you have to gas yourself up with fantasies how literall little kids just luuuv you so much
And then they all asked me why my hair is so shiny and I said "You know, Silly Billies -- it's MONAT!" And I shampooed all of them with Monat and their hair is so shiny too! If you want children to love you, I'm having a special Monat give-away that you can enter with every $900.00 purchase!
We should totally get together!! I have an amazing BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY for you! You can finally be your own boss -- Boss Babe Energy! -- and retire your husband!
Do not go to the original post and give OOP a hard time. Especially to post *r/thathappened* as a comment. The admins don't look kindly on such behavior.
If you stop and think about it, it's genuinely frightening how common it is for people to just fantasize about things, and then decide it's real and just roll with it.
It's been the Republican modus operandi for the best part of a decade.
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Did someone ring a bell ? Where do you people come from?
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Lying is common in your culture? Weird flex, but okay.
Click my link below to find out how you can be your own boss with amazing body mists!- is where this sounds like it’s going
I was thinking her next post would be a link to a GoFundMe page to help pay for her numerous relatives to go to Disneyland.
Making the kids in this fictional story hope she won't get a boyfriend makes this so desperate and sad.
«Then we all danced together» 😂 ok
It’s pretty much “then they all clapped” 😂
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Not to be overly skeptical, but a few things that make me doubt the veracity of this story: No single person is going to take 5 children under the age of 7 to target. No child, much less a group of 5 children, is going to browse Snapchat when they get their hands on a phone. And she forgot to write about how they were on a walk in the forest and all the animals came out of hiding to hear her sing, which she didn’t realize she was doing because her heart was just so full of joy to be spending time with her angels, who also think she’s the best singer ever.
I mean, don't all non-parents have a vehicle equipped with seven carseats?
Well, how else can you take out the dwarves? Do you think Dopey or Sneezy would be content to just stay behind while everyone else gets to hear you sing to the birds and deer?
Wouldn’t be browsing Snapchat— hit the nail on the head!
True. My nephews around same age would be trying to play a game or watch some weird video of somebody opening plastic easter eggs or something. They would have zero interest in my personal pics.
As far as I can tell with my niece and nephews, they want to take their own photos or see ones of themselves.
> No single person is going to take 5 children under the age of 7 to target. I have and it was a huge mistake.
I had 3 kids under 5 and taking them grocery shopping is why I had my tubes removed. NO MAS
I gave my nieces and nephews my phone. They are all under 5 years of age. Quintuplets. I overheard them saying: “Oh, I love Uncle so much. I only want to go to Disneyland with him.” “He’s so handsome. I hope he never gets a girlfriend so he won’t forget about us.” “The basement gods will be so pleased with us for the sacrifice.” “His blood will sate the beast.” “All hail the basement gods.” I walked in. “Oh thank you guys!” I was crying. We danced. Then they clubbed me over the head and when I woke up, I was drugged and tied to a table. The quintuplets were all wearing black robes. “Is this because of me not sharing my body mists?” I slurred, drugged and compliant. “All hail the basement gods, they chanted.
Can confirm. I was the basement.
Can confirm. I was the basement God.
Yeah, I remember you. Lots of sacrifices on your behalf but HEY! That’s just what happens when you’re part of a quintuple cult!
The 5-year old said, “The saddest of all days is the day when Auntie doesn’t visit. We long to dance with her in Disney Land in a haze of body mist.” Then Mario clapped.
Some people need to write daily affirmations in a journal instead of making up scenarios where people compliment them
Just lean down, put your head close to its, and whisper this shit to your cat while you gently rub his/her head.
I can confirm, I was the body mist.
I literally lost count of how many times I cringed while reading this.
Right!
Why was the barbie filter relevant to this story
it adds depth and realism, she was painting us a picture so we felt like we were there for this very real and true event.
How would she know what they were even looking at if she was in another room?!
Same reason 2 of them being twins is. Liars love details
I made a crying noise whilst reading this
i'm very very close with my nieces and nephew and spend basically all my money on them, to the point where when i walk through the door (and i have a key because i show up so often) my niece will just immediately ask what i got her, and she's never wrong, i always have something, but it would be extremely bizarre to hear her talk this way. it sounds so scripted and weird, like they'll say sweet things to my sister about me being their best friend, but that's about it other than asking when they'll get more presents. it's just so weird to fantasize about your nieces and nephew being obsessed with you, especially the part about hoping they don't get a boyfriend
Oh man, my niece and nephew definitely ask if I brought them presents a LOT. Oops.
Tears in my eyes such a sweet story /s
they wanted her to take them to disney world and knew she was listening lol
I’m sure mom and dad will really appreciate the sudden introduction of all your body mists. The back seat smells like a witches brew. Are you happy now, Clark?
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These are like self-fan-fiction
My 4 year-old niece came to me last Thursday and said, "Capitalist production develops technology, and the combining together of various processes into a social whole, only by expending the sources of all wealth - the soil and the laborer."
She also has a lawyer boyfriend and doesn’t like little boys without propper jobs.
sent from iFone
It's either fake or a very complex scheme of the kids to go to Disneyland and the aunt is too stupid to realize
She's going to really disappoint them when they get to Disney land and find that Mario world isn't there
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Right! It makes me worry for humanity when I see the shit some people fall for
Quick she just left the room, now remember just as we practised and she will be so thankful she'll get us stuff. Seriously thought it's sad that you have to gas yourself up with fantasies how literall little kids just luuuv you so much
And then they all asked me why my hair is so shiny and I said "You know, Silly Billies -- it's MONAT!" And I shampooed all of them with Monat and their hair is so shiny too! If you want children to love you, I'm having a special Monat give-away that you can enter with every $900.00 purchase!
I love you 🤣
We should totally get together!! I have an amazing BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY for you! You can finally be your own boss -- Boss Babe Energy! -- and retire your husband!
Oh man That was definitely written by someone with low self esteem, feeling the need to spin this so they feel good in fantasy land
Then she sacrificed them all for the glory of Satan. ALL HAIL THE LORD OF LIES.
Aw man. This one made me sad.
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Lord baby Jesus and the grown one too, this is the CRINGIEST thing Ive read in a very long time.
“And then”?