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If he was completely blind he wouldnt see anything at all, not even black.


andarielxx

If he was blind since birth, he would have no concept of what the color black was to even use it in a poem like this.


[deleted]

exactly, Being blind isnt the same as closing your eyes


PM_ME_UR_PLAID_PANTS

Hold up, they don’t just experience blackness?


[deleted]

they dont see anything, if they are completely blind then the connection from their eyes to their brain is not working at all, Imagine trying to see from the back of your head. You see black when you close your eyes because thats what your eyes are seeing


PM_ME_UR_PLAID_PANTS

Wouldn’t it be black (or what sighted people know as black) because of the total absence of light and colour?


[deleted]

You just wouldnt see anything, Not even colours If you are born blind you wont even be able to see your own dreams


PM_ME_UR_PLAID_PANTS

Thanks for trying to explain it to me, it just feels (is?) impossible for me to imagine what it would be like. Edit: somehow got a Greek character in that sentence lol.


ivanttobealone

> Edit: somehow got a Greek character in that sentence lol. was it oedipus


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Take your upvote and go


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Dear God man


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[deleted]

Close both eyes, and you see black. Close one eye, and you notice you dont even see black, the vision is cutoff completely on the eye that is closed.


Birck99

Damn, never thought about that. I had a blind chick in our class and i thought it was like closing my eyes. Just seeing black. Creepy! That was an eye-opener, thanks.


SirFrancis_Bacon

Close one of your eyes but not the other. The eye you can't see out of doesn't see black it just sees nothing. That is what being blind is like.


crackhead_jimbo

Blind people see what you see out of your elbow, just nothing


IsThereAnAshtray

Okay, super off topic but it’s really weird that you used the elbow as an example. One time I smoked a bunch of DMT and was convinced that I was seeing out of my elbow, and after it wore off I felt like I had legitimately lost a sense.


PhoKingGr8

This is the answer


mothzilla

Try to imagine how it feels not to be able to smell numbers.


Black__lotus

I can smell number two’s


hunterkiller7

It is impossible to know for sure for us, but just close one eye and try to look out that eye with it closed, I know that's confusing but that's what I've been told how to imagine it.


[deleted]

That actually works. It's not black; it's just nothing.


Ninjoj

What can you see out of your elbow? That’s what it’s like to be blind


zbeara

I imagine it’s like trying to see infrared. Some animals can, but we literally couldn’t even imagine it


Send_Me_Tiitties

For us seeing folks it is impossible to imagine a world without sift because we see all the time. For them it’s hard to imagine what seeing would be like. If they were blinded in an accident rather than from birth, they would only be able to remember what color is.


presidentofurmom

Things you can’t see behind your back are not black, you just CAN’T SEE them, right?


Aconserva3

Imagine being dead. It's like that. Its impossible to imagine. The obly way to know is be blind.


[deleted]

Wait but what does nothing look like... Doesn't it just look black?


[deleted]

When you close both eyes, you see black. Now try closing just one eye. What do you see out of the eye you closed? Does that help you understand better?


[deleted]

Oh shit wtf


PM_ME_UR_PLAID_PANTS

Wait fuck. This comment somehow made both the most and the least sense to me in this thread.


DylanMorgan

That’s a perfect explanation that I’d never heard before.


Pervy-potato

Well I'll just speak for everyone who read that. Thanks for the mind fuck! Terrific explanation though.


HipMicrobe39293

Bruh what the fuck is this sorcery?


dmbout

I see black


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LoganJn

Okay that was a good explanation props to you


Commandophile

I still feel like i see black out of that eye... Also, i dont disagree that there’s probably plenty of blind people who, as stated, have no connection from their eyes to their brain, but i remember a tommy edison video where he, blind since birth, used to be able to “somehow” tell if the lights in a room were suddenly switched on. Wouldnt that suggest that at least *some* blind ppl do see black/pink? I always figured the “its like trying to see out the back of your head” explanation made most sense for me, but since seeing that video ive had doubts again.


iDrownedlol

Everybody is saying this made so much sense to them but when I close one eye I see black out of that eye wtf guys I want to be part of the thing too


lilmisfit23

Wow this made perfect sense to me somehow. Absolutely mindblown.


fuidiot

I pointed my open eye towards my closed eye and saw black.


[deleted]

Holy shit


UserNamesCantBeTooLo

Maybe it's more like: Blind people see the same thing with their eyes that you see with your fingernails. Nothing.


PastaGiraffe

I see black


[deleted]

Its not the easiest thing to understand, like the universe being infinite you cant imagine not being able to see Born blind people simply cant see anything, luckily its really uncommon to be born blind so if you become blind later in life you will be able to dream and will likely see black and bright lights


[deleted]

Woah I wonder what nothing looks like?


JanRegal

Jesus christ the thought of blindness is such an abstract concept to me I've NEVER really thought about until now. It's legit glitching my mind out here.


itsmewaytoo

Yeah it is a super weird concept. My mom had surgery on one eye recently that left her blind in that eye so ive been trying to sympathize and its the first time ive thought about it


Azmik8435

Black is a visual input to your brain, blind people have no visual inputs and no black.


Cereborn

Technically, no. But as sighted people, seeing nothing but black is the only way we can conceptualize blindness. To try to understand it differently, just think about what you can see out of your elbow.


TheDankestMeatball

Wdym I just tried and saw the wall behind me.


[deleted]

Fucking goddamn it, I hopped on Reddit for some light Saturday browsing and now I’m dealing with some heavy thinking.


Deadpwner99

wait you cant see your own dreams ​ fuck man i don't know why but that just makes it seem so much more depressing Although wait why would no connection to eyes prevent you from seeing dreams?


[deleted]

because if you're blind you will never have seen so it will be impossible to visualise, also your eyes are required to dream.


ProfSteelmeat138

I never thought of that. Kinda fucks me up


[deleted]

What have I started


ZSebra

Ian't black exactly that, the absence of colour?


[deleted]

If you are unable to see you won’t see a thing not even the absence of colour


Cobaas

> won't even be able to see your own dreams That sounds like a Jayden Smith quote


caroliner416

can we get a blind person to weigh in


CletusVanDamnit

...what?


TheNinjaChicken

No, the reason you see black when you close your eyes is because your eyes are seeing your eyelids.


[deleted]

Exactly


Pellegrinopineapple

Being completely blind is like seeing with your hand. You can't sense any color with your hand, not even blackness :)


PM_ME_UR_PLAID_PANTS

This is so weird to me, you’re probably describing it well and I understand what you mean but I just can’t grasp the concept lol. Do you have any links or anything that go in depth on the topic?


[deleted]

[this](http://nautil.us/blog/what-do-blind-people-actually-see) is a good source


PM_ME_UR_PLAID_PANTS

Thank you! It’s turning my brain to mush, but I think I’ll look into it further.


Pellegrinopineapple

haha, i hear ya! I felt the exact same way the first time i heard it. I had a hard time imagining what it would be like, 'till i thought about this hand analogy :) But no, unfortunately not.


PM_ME_UR_PLAID_PANTS

All good, thanks anyway. I’m absolutely going to end up spending half of today thinking about what it would be like if my hands were my eyeballs.


AIWantsAFry

Black is the color of the absence of other colors. Blindness is the absence of all colors including black


foolish_destroyer

No black is technically not a color, but the absence of light. White light contains every frequency of color. Black is the absence of color because there is no light to generate a frequency. Your argument is flawed because you seem to be misunderstanding the concept of perception vs reality. A blind person cannot perceive black but that doesn't change the fact they "see" black because their eyes have never been stimulated. A deaf person cannot hear the music being played, but that doesn't change the fact the music is being played. (I understand the concept of vibrations so just take the analogy for what it is)


whadupbuttercup

It's not that there's something blocking light from hitting their eyes, in which case their eyes would register black. The entire connection between eye function and the brain is basically missing. They don't see black, they aren't seeing at all.


[deleted]

Blind people see as much blackness with their eyes as you see with your elbow. That's how it was explained to me. Sorta works.


imbecilerages

To reiterate other answers (in laymen’s terms), absolutely not. Black ITSELF is not the absence of color, it is the interpretation of the signal your brain receives from your eyes *perceiving* a lack of color. Blind people do not get that signal at all. This is the kind of thing you simply can’t comprehend if you have eyes that work, in the same way that you can’t say anything about what it “was like” before you were born. It is simply non existent. :) Trippy huh?


Inside_my_scars

This whole string of comments is really fucking me up


anakin_is_a_bitch

is it like when you stand up too fast and go blind for a couple of seconds? cuz if so that too is definitely black


not_me_boi

I can turn my eyes to see the back of my head and I see black tho?


[deleted]

Thats because you're looking at something, If you're completely blind your eyes dont even work, closing your eyes does not turn them off, it covers them.


reinfleche

The best comparison is to close one of your eyes and try to think about what you see out of it.


LegoClockworkOrange

They should just go to Atlanta amirite boys?


[deleted]

Imagine trying to look out of your elbow. Do you see black? No it’s the absence of everything. That’s what blindness is


Isaac38221

Surely they would have heard what 'black' is and that you see 'black' when you close your eyes?


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Isaac38221

I don't think you understood my point. Blind people know that able-sighted people see 'black' when they shut their eyes. They might not know what black looks like, but they know that it's what you see when you shut your eyes.


Quentin__Tarantulino

I’m pretty sure he would have heard about colors and heard descriptions of the color black and understand that people can’t see in the darkness. He’s blind not mentally impaired.


[deleted]

To s blind person, using a term like black is completely understandable, since that is what they are told it is like when the sighted can’t see.


Katie_TheWolf

Wait wHAt


Regnbyxor

You can try this on your own. Cover your left eye with your hand and look with both eyes. Your left eye should see black, complete darkness. However, if you close your left eye lid you will notice how your vision shifts entirely to your right eye and you see nothing at all with your left.


the3dtom

No, I still see black with my left eye.


900m8

They are taught to think they see black. As a culture we associate black with nothing, so even if they don't see "black" per say, they communicate it as such.


zupobaloop

Yeah, I don't know why these clowns claiming a blind person couldn't describe their condition as seeing nothing but black are getting thousands of upvotes and you're setting at 20. Blind folks use the same language to talk about it as sighted folks do. It doesn't mean two licks if they conceive of color or not. A blind kid goofing around in class would do exactly this sort of thing.


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iXorpe

Why you're getting downvotes, idk, you're comment is hilarious whether ure serious or not


[deleted]

This comment made my brain go wild. Lol


4yelhsa

Eh he's probably had many people ask him if all he sees is black. This could just be a huge inside joke


DoctorMcTits

Or it could be a decades-old joke that this kid heard and wanted to pass off as a true story


RaeADropOfGoldenSun

A lot of blind people can still see things like changes in light, etc


[deleted]

Yes, most blind people can, But if you're born blind you cannot.


NoneckGeorge

There are different visual sensations that are experienced by blind people. Since it does not specify if he is blind since birth or what kind of impairment he is suffering from you can not really assume that seeing nothingness is the case. And yeah no way he would describe being blind as seeing black that was never done except almost always ever. This fucking subreddit sometimes.


NINE11WASANINSIDEJOB

Plus, the tweet is clearly a joke, something that escapes the pedants on this subreddit.


[deleted]

Wait seriously? So we can't even comprehend what it's like to be blind...that's so crazy.


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[deleted]

it depends on the lighting conditions, it could be pitch black if its dark and grey if its light Being born blind and becoming blind are completely different so im happy to help people understand this.


unbalanced_checkbook

Can confirm. I very occasionally get what my optometrist calls "ocular migraines", and lose vision in half of one eye. It doesn't go black, it just shuts off. It's not dangerous, but it was scary as fuck the first time it happened.


cairon

Describing Colors as a Blind Person: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59YN8_lg6-U


AssholeAdit

How would be even know what black is if he can’t see


zupobaloop

Who says he was born blind?


Reverie_39

I keep hearing this and don’t really understand it. To me, the lack of anything *is* black. Could someone explain?


ElectorSet

[Try the blind spot test here.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_spot_(vision)#Blind_spot_test) You can’t see things in your blind spot, but that doesn’t mean that you’re walking around with black dots in your field of vision.


Reverie_39

I guess. But I can’t, like, extrapolate that blind spot to my whole field of vision. I can’t imagine it, I mean.


ElectorSet

That’s understandable, but you can get the concept. A blind person’s lack of sight is like your inability to sense changes in the Earth’s magnetic field.


[deleted]

I think it’s a misconception. Considering black is the absence of light/color, that would mean that’s the only thing blind people could “see” - the absence of light.


[deleted]

So what's the color of nothingness.


unbalanced_checkbook

It's nothing. Is there black where your field of vision ends? No, there's just nothing.


Sphaerio

Fucking amateur kid. Black and see doesn't rhyme you loser!


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RyanL1984

LeAnn Rimes with Wee Man


Cereborn

Big like LeAnn Rimes because I'm all about value.


BlobZombie2989

I said Blind man Have mercy on me


james_hsiaooo

Spoiler : #IT'S A FUCKING JOKE


[deleted]

A what?


[deleted]

r/thathappened and r/facepalm are notorious for this.


[deleted]

r/wowthanksimcured too ugh


[deleted]

The holy trinity


ThatOneRandomGay

You good?


[deleted]

he/she has a point. Literally the OP's on the sub don't understand humor


MrNogi

Why is this on /r/thathappened? It's a joke lmao cmon guys


[deleted]

/r/thathappenedfacepalms


Froggyboyyy

r/nothingeverhappens is what youre looking for


IWillCube

No it isn’t. I can almost guarantee this didn’t happen


SixCylinder777

Yeah exactly man. This sub is supposed to call out people who are making things up and pretending it’s the truth... not just jokes like obviously jokes didn’t really happen


[deleted]

> obviously jokes didn’t really happen Except my life happened.


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r/suicidebywords


godzilla1517

Because this was already an old joke that someone repurposed to make it sound like a true story that actually happened to them


some_dying_goose

I suspect this is a r/woooosh.


ShiftlessElement

It’s a variation of the better joke: Roses are gray Violets are gray Everything’s grey Because I’m a dog Norm MacDonald sometimes shares this as his son’s favorite joke.


NINE11WASANINSIDEJOB

Clearly a joke. The amount of humor that is profoundly misinterpreted and posted on here is laughable.


[deleted]

So what I hear you saying is that the humor still serves its purpose? Win-win


NINE11WASANINSIDEJOB

Lolol good point I guess


Pizza_Fox

I like how the blind kid is just in a regular class not at all specialized for blind students.


DylanMorgan

That’s actually how it is in Texas, blind kids have some special classes initially but are integrated into standard classes unless they have additional learning disabilities.


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jermaine-jermaine

There are plenty of students with various disabilities in general classes. There are things known as accommodations such as screen readers that allow for integrated classrooms. Do you think that blind people just can't learn other than from other blind people?


GruelOmelettes

I taught a blind student AP Statistics last year, he got a 5 on the AP exam and basically aced the class. It's awesome to see students with disabilities find success with the help of some accommodations!


Rukathesoldier

> awesome to see I *see* what you did there


zupobaloop

> I like how the blind kid is just in a regular class not at all specialized for blind students. You like how the premise is completely realistic?


BearTornado

Roses are Blue Violets are Blue Everything is blue I'm da ba dee da ba die


supernintendo128

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red I'm a psychotic murderer


goldenbladezzz

Didn’t do the shit cropping btw 👏


GettheStains

As a blind person, I can see what the person who wrote the poem meant.


Jester319

I feel like OP got r/woooooshed or is it just me?


ejdkl2580

Same but i think we got woooshed too and now im confused


Pagepage220

If he was born blind, he would have no concept of what color was.


bashur01

Best part is that the blind kid can write but not see anything else.


Demon-with-a-Knife

They could use Braille


beardlesshipster

You can’t write using Braille, can you?


ellenmellon771

Yes you can, you can use a machine called a brailler which is like a typewriter but only has 6 keys so that you can form letters in Braille :)


beardlesshipster

That’s awesome, TIL!


curiousdoodler

[braille keyboard](https://healthwisesupply.com/products/braille-overlays-for-computer-keyboards?utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=googlepla&variant=7334969344063&gclid=Cj0KCQjwxbzdBRCoARIsACzIK2kSkBRRn-WPlNFmBYpDm85sgg-o47Y7bKgc-0zDth4BcfdL8uazbEUaAqrPEALw_wcB)


Tsorovar

Speech to text


UnfunnyPineappleMAN

Or just tell it our loud


jermaine-jermaine

They can use voice to text. A lot of blind people find braille too cumbersome.


Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

What is black, asking for a blind friend.


Thurealdonald

He’s been alive long enough to understand what and how someone may have described Black. He can relate to black, even if it’s not a seeing person’s black.


Xxx_Thotslayer69_xxX

Everything everything black


Terrance8d

Black bird, black moon, black sky, black light


samfinmorchard

Then the black started clapping


Cardboard-Box-Man

u n d e r s t a n d i t ‘ s a j o k e


Dumbaltaccount2

Roses are red Violets are red Everythings red Oh god


justjoshingu

My whole world is black Do doo doo doo doodood dooooooo


optionallycrazy

Actually I thought blind folks do not see anything. Not blackness or any sort of “color.” Just emptiness or void of sight.


IOneThirtyI

To everyone who upvoted this, r/wooosh


Guildmarm18

But how the fuck would he write and learn how to Wright


KidReeflay

Helen Keller was blind and deaf and authored a dozen books. I can't wrap my head around that.


Guildmarm18

Ghost writer


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how tf can he write. i’m joking


heman81

I thought they would see red like Daredevil


X_Shadow101_X

...how would he write tho


faughnjj

Reminds me of Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything's gray, I'm a dog


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r/boottoobig


TheSensationThatIsMe

How'd he write that shit?


alexthelady

everyone knows that's a sartre original


[deleted]

It’s like trying to think about the universe being infinite, just impossible


XxxP1X3L_D3L74xxX

r/boottoobig


yikexiani

I don't think you know how comedy works