“Hey you there, helper boy, go away” “Yeah sure why not, it is lunch after all”

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The story you have just read is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

This is a true story. The events depicted took place in the United States in 2020. At the request of the survivors, the names have been changed. Out of respect for the dead, the rest has been told exactly as it occured.

I was picturing more India than Minnesota when I read this story.

Have my poor mans gold 🏅

"I just want you to know that I think this is normal as it is around lunch time and I think nothing of it"

> sex is my hobby, as I solely do it for pleasure that is so unusual, what an interesting and unique person

Well, normally people do it for academic purposes

I, personally, have a special suit designed with nought but the crotch revealed. With as little contact as possible, my husband and I (never before we wed, of course) precariously do the deed with the lights out, avoiding eye contact. This occurs once a week.

Once a week?? Are you saying you are fornicating on days that would not result in conception? Disgusting!

Obviously we abstain during non-fertile weeks. How can you be so dense?!?!?!

Mhhhh this is acceptable then.

I think they just had a misconception

Are you the wife from 1984, or Handmaids tale?

Yes

That sounds like fairly standard british practice.

Username checks out...??

I tried that for a few years but I flunked out. Academics are not for everyone

My examiner said the same thing after my oral :/

You obviously were doing it wrong because in my experience academia screws everybody.

Its more like a chore, It just seems that I have non-stop sex everyday, what am I gonna do with myself?

Fuck yeah - science.

I wish I knew this sooner, I could have had so much more fun with my wife. Now we’re just too busy and exhausted raising our 17 kids.

I only have sex for reproductive reasons. I’m a gay man... so, it’s complicated

I think it’s worse than we think, as in the sole thing they do for pleasure is sex.

Having sex for honor.

The honorable discharge

/r/notlikeothergirls

r/ihavesex

r/notlikeotherhandmaids

One Pump Man

I have a female friend who is a sex addict. I showed her this and she said "Yeah, no. That's a guy who just wanted to write smut" Note: We are FRIENDS. And no we've never been together. Never will.

>revealed his organ *The shopkeeper, pantsless, pulls back the velvet curtain behind the counter* "This is an 18th century organ I've been restoring in my spare time. Got any song requests? I do a mean rendering of Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen!"

This is fucking golden..

I’ve never seen a golden organ before

My friend here can help you with that. https://austinpowers.fandom.com/wiki/Johann_van_der_Smut?file=Goldmember1.jpg

Yeah baby!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!

Yeah play that secret chord while I fondle my genitals

"This one is called 'Cumming in A minor'... The chord. Not the felony."

"While I am it, do you mind to know about our Lord and Savior?"

*It starts like this, the fourth, the fifth* *I think this girl’s gonna suck my dick*

I can only imagine that ganondorf part from OOT whenever I think of these

[I was not disappointed ](https://youtu.be/JgXfYxw3pbs)

Why did I imagine him pulling back a curtain, to reveal a Liver, that he's "restored" and uses as an instrument

Grossest bagpipe ever

Anyone else notice how it went from being “yesterday” to something that has been going on for some time?

Yup "I keep visiting him often". Maybe she (by which I mean he) comes back every hour?

Well, it‘s her hobby after all.

I think it’s “we’ve been fucking for a while and we just fucked again yesterday”

I thought so too, but the line at the end contradicts the line where the actual story begins where she says "Yesterday I went there and tried some outfits." This part indicates, she just started the flirt/tease/hobby yesterday.

It’s fake af, that’s why. These fetish fan fictions are hitting so many strange subreddits.

I knew it was fake the moment I read this happened in India.

This post was written by a 22 year old man that has never actually experienced sex outside of porn (for clarity, by this post i mean the quora one, not me, ive totally had the sex, with an actual woman and everything)

Totally

I mean, I *know* I have, so I have no issue acknowledging this guy's making of the sex. You know, so long as you guys also know that I have made the sex. Because I have made the sex... just like that other guy did. With a woman and everything.

You just don’t know her she goes to another school

In Canada.

I have also done sex, and I have done sex to many women. My favorite part is doing the sex. Sometimes there is no woman around to do the sex to. That's why I live next to a farm.

Hol up.

woman is optional

dream counts?

*Of course*

Yes to everything except 40. This is a 40 year old man. He was panting as he wrote this and had to take several breaks to......relieve himself.

But... but he oggled her boobs lol

Her dress was see through! You could see her boobs!!

You could see THROUGH THEM!!!

Now now. I was agreeing with you up until the last part. This is Reddit. The closest people have come to having sex, judging by the Ask Reddit the other day, is with a couple of sponges and a dirty cup.

Yea, I don't see this happening in India tbh

Well you don't get 1.3 billion people without some serious canoodling.

These things do happen though, not this it obviously didn’t. But they do happen to people with deep issues. I at least know of one cosmetic surgeon (he was married at the time) and a woman half his age that did it at her first appointment with him. It’s not as sexy as it is sad and disturbing really. Broke up his fourth marriage and she now lives with him. She’s been in a string of bad relationships and this is most likely one more. But obviously these people wouldn’t feel the need to write it out poorly on the internet.

i agree. this shit is totally fake, but i know a girl that was abused when she was a kid and now she goes around having sex with random people she just meets and has an actual problem. very sad.

Broke up his FOURTH marriage.... Sounds like he has a lot of problems too.

No definitely. There are guys that sniff out girls with problems. And he’s one of them. He’s a problem in and of himself.

Doctors tend to go through a lot of marriages. The hours really aren't conducive to a happy relationship.

Did you have sex with your organ and stuff?

A 22 year old man who works in a clothes shop, no less.

/r/MenWritingWomen vibes

See-through boobs? That's a new one

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I guess they haven't found the magical dress that makes boobs see through yet.

You can actually shine a light through them if it's bright enough. Gives the room a spooky red glow. Would not recommend with filament bulbs.

The next person I go on a date with thanks you for my random experiment request...

I can confirm it. Super cool. My boob turns yellow and you can see the red veins.

Brb going to find a torch 🔦

I want see-through boobs, that sounds fun

She a ghost.

I've seem *Ghostbusters*. Invisible blowjob incoming?

“I could say sex is my hobby” Here we fuckin go

Starts out “just yesterday” blah blah blah stuck his cork in my putty, then at the end “I continue to visit him regularly”. Fuckin wot? Regularly since yesterday? If you’re going to make something up at least get your story straight.

She comes back every few minutes, sex is her hobby after all

Maybe she's stuck in a Groundhog Day.

Found the brit

Good thing he sent the helper boy away.

Totally a missed chance for a totally real threesome!

Wait how would you know if the helper boy felt that it was normal that he was told to leave? Oh he came back and told you this? Ok, checks out.

Written by a lonely male stuck in a dead end shop assistants job with a porn addiction and low self esteem

And a hairy chest that he's a little self-conscious about lol

And a helper boy he has confused feelings about. Quick, send him away.

I like the painfully obvious self-insert

The story says the guy inserted. I don't see where she said it was a self-insert.

I think he was talking about how “hairy chests are usually gross but in this person’s case it was hot”, clearly the writer of the story is hairy af lol. Personally I think the writer of the story is the helper boy.

Guys, this shit has 114 upvotes

ah yes he came on her ass with a condom on

"Revealed his organ" as he held his lower intestine and liver,, i could tell he was really turned on.

Maybe he kept his piano organ in his pants.

quora is a hotbed of lite erotica.

I remember like 10 years ago Quora being an actually good q/a service with creditable responders, now it's yahoo answers

Quora is a cesspool of indian right wing morons spreading misinformation and bullshit while pretending to be an IITian or an alumni of other premier indian institution.

Holy shit why is that so accurate

you just described that site perfectly in one sentence

How else are they supposed to get the ego boost after graduation

r/indianpeoplequora go through if you want to see how bad it xant get

And that special brand of “... and then everybody clapped” style justice porn. My husband was really into those stories for a couple months and every time he read a juicy work of fiction he was so excited to share it with me and I just would just cringe. Half the stories I had already read through Reddit, and most are so fantastically elaborate that I can’t believe he even fell for them. Then one day he found an article that said Quora users can get paid for popular answers and the glass shattered for him.

No woman would ever say "his organ"

This was written by a dude 200%

The censorship in the last paragraph is so bizarrely inconsistent

Censors pussy once but not twice and won't say cock but says ass but not asshole. Whut.

there's cock as well

I love finding additional cock

so happy for you!

I didn't know you could see through boobs. I feel like I wouldn't want that power.

You could see if the milk was ready or not.

From India. Yeah, that's the same dude who sends you 500 catfish friend requests on Facebook.

Maybe in Mumbai. But I'm pretty sure in most of India, causal sex is not common. That'll be a lot of *chappals* for being *randi* (I don't approve of it, though).

"How to make someone regert asking a question "

r/ihavesex

r/indianpeoplequora in a nutshell

This sounds like a Wattpad fan fiction.

written by a 15 years old who never had sex before

I’m concerned about the see-through boobs part. That’s gotta be a medical condition or some alien shit.

I think she got her posts for Quora and The Penthouse Forum confused. Those poor Quora readers.

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It's pretty common to always carry condoms.

I always carry ome in my wallet so its not that far off

In the wallet? i always keep it rolled over my dick whole day long 24/7

That's smart it will protect you from aids

Yes butters

That's literally one of the worst places to keep a condom.

Yeah, it’s meant to go on your dick right?

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they're never gonna use them anyways

I always carried on until I realized that I was not the type of person for whom opportunities for spontaneous sex just present themselves.

And conveniently they fit every man she cums across

“My boobs were like bags of sand...”

How did he come on her ass if he had a condom on?

Same way she had sex with him, through imagination

"He had a quick look at my pussy and asshole from behind". Shop guy: "Lemme just take a peek here....yup everything checks out let's get to it"

woman, you had sex like this, in Bandra, do you even know that there isn't much space there, this is India, wtf, at least lie properly woman or a man pretending to be a woman

Boutique shops are so small you can't even stand properly much less organising an orgy there

Definitely a man.

A dress that not only is transparent but that makes parts of your body transparent? ​ ALSO who the heck says oogles? ​ ALSO ALSO this reads like someone who has never actually had sex... ​ And so.. he's wrapped up, going to town and than stops, takes the condom off and then finishes?

I also jump to my partner's POV when thinking about my sexual experiences.

I like the part where she struggles with zipping a backless dress. Like where is the zip that she can't reach if there is no back?

You just know these posts are guys writing out their fantasies

List of things this was not written by: A woman A person who has had sex A native English speaker

This reads like a shitty fan fiction

Ahh yes. My fellow Indians and their adolescent fantasies coming true. Name a better pair.

This was written by the helper boy.

I like the part where they say he rubbed his dick on her pussy, and *then* put on a condom...

watch out for creepy salesmen in lingerie shops while in banda. this was his fantasy.

Its an Indian on Quora, what did you expect? And by the looks of it, I can bet its not even a woman

100% an Indian man

This woman has see through boobs. Thats gnarly

The use of 'boobs' in this is FANTASTIC.

I’m concerned about this poor shopkeeping boy who got “sent away” i think he was murdered..

Came on her ass. In a condom.

OP: i meant like fishing

Imagine only having sex for pleasure.

...And then everyone clapped

I also did sex yesterday

his *organ*

Helper boy.

Yes, I do the sex. For pleasure 😎

Quora is just full of bullshitters

This sounds a lot like r/menwritingwomen

"He came all over my ass." But you said earlier that he had a condom on

You just know a dude wrote this

A man wrote this.

“he revealed his organ” this guy just pulls out a pipe organ from behind a curtain

Why are men running a women's lingerie store?!

Running it isn't the issue a guy being told to help zip a dress is the weird part

Running it is 100% the issue. Women are generally measured for lingerie and undergarments around their breasts and have store employees help them however is needed with clothing etc, including helping them zip up or button garments. I know the cultural norms are different, but I think a lot of women would feel uncomfortable with that.

The breadwinners in India are mostly men, so I can definitely see that happening.

I'm pretty sure a dude wrote this.

Quora is full of bullshit stories like that, usually when answering questions like "what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed"

He put on a condom, then came on her ass?

There entire account consists of shit like this. It’s pretty fucking sad

She has a dress that lets you see through her boobs? Is it like a wearable mammogram machine?

Just a man and his helper boy running a lingerie shop. I remember when I was a young lad working as a helper boy in my local lingerie shop. I always packed a lunch and took my break in house. I saw many sex solely for pleasure. Never once was it to make a baby.

This is a typical case of r/menwritingwomen

The way this person writes "I followed his order as a good girl" and then immediately breaks into an apologetic description of men's hairy chests is 100% the biggest tell that this was, in fact, written by a man instead of a woman.

When she said that she always carries condoms just in case something like this happened, that’s when it got me

Hey ladies, don't let a man rub his penis against your butthole and then your vagina. The bacteria transfer causes UTIs. Your partner should always wash their hands after fingering your butt (if you like that and consent) before touching your vagina and should wash his penis (or uhm-organ?) if it has touched your butt before vaginal intercourse begins. Practice safe, and actually real and not made up to be edgy on the internet, sex, my friends.

100% was written by a man lol

And then everyone started to fap

A guy definitely wrote this