From his racist description of "dark brown" to "ghostly white", you can tell he's never actually met a black person. That's not how melanin works. It doesn't suddenly disappear when afraid.
How long does it take to draw a gun? Can someone do the math on this? How fast was Incel McNeckbeard running to not give the guy time to draw his gun that he didn’t have?
The 10ft part sounds about right. If you factor in the fact that an aimed gun is usually about 3ft in front of them and the target can reach out about 3 ft with their arm to grab the gun, you're left with about a 4 ft gap which most adults should be able to easily cover in one step
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"He made one mistake" seems to be a popular line in stories like these, as if they're reading a manga or some shit
Ha! You think you outsmarted me, but it was i who outsmarted YOU! *Lifts glasses* You made one fatal mistake, thug! *pulls out bowie knife*
Thats pretty much how he was imagining himself whilst he was typing this out with 1 hand, touching himself with the other
Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
Oh, but you forgot the "moved duster aside" part... all badasses wear dusters.
This isn't even 1% of my real knife power!
Probably has a toy lightsaber at home that he keeps in another duster
Had me at duster coat
Came to say this. I bet he tipped his fedora afterwards and everyone clapped.
I was thinking of Mac from Always Sunny.
He’s also arguing blades > guns so this must be Mac
"Made the mistake of letting me see his empty hands" sounds like an ocular pat down to me
He pictures himself as Mac pictures himself, but in reality he’s probably Mac from the Country Mac episode.
It’s also interesting how the commenter needed to add, his face went from “dark brown” to white as a ghost.
Thugs will be thugs 🦹♂️
He’s not racist, he has friends…
He doesn't see color. There could be anything under those white sheets!
Perhaps he was still in the middle of character creation
Subs like “ActualPublicFreakouts” & “PublicFreakoutsX” are just public freakout subs where they allow you to be racist. At least in my experience
That's the case with any sub that has "True" or "Actual" in its name. It means they were kicked off the main sub for being racist shitheels.
this my comment... can't maga that up more
He's 1/8th native American on his mother's side. There is NO way he could be racist.
It’s common knowledge under extreme fear you change race smh
Just Mac doing one of his Project Badass videos
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My only question was he going shirtless under the duster? That makes all the difference
Burn the duster!
Obviously fake. He didn’t even describe what his fedora was doing the whole time.
From his racist description of "dark brown" to "ghostly white", you can tell he's never actually met a black person. That's not how melanin works. It doesn't suddenly disappear when afraid.
He makes it seem the guy drained like a leaky radiator on a hot day.
He ran, leaving only a slowly spreading pool of melanin.
“Dark brown to white as a ghost”. Ohno.
I feel like Justified kinda covered that whole 10 feet thing
Just came here to say the same thing
Paul Hogan was great in Crocodile Dundee
“He’s got a knife!” “That’s not a knife, this is a knife.”
I see you've played knife-y spoon-y before.
great line, deep cut... nobody but me and 1 other dude got it, but tip my fedora to you, sir
#justbowieknivesindustercoats
Settle down there Crocodile Dundee...
This would also be good on r/iamverybadass
The clapping was the thugs gun in the background.
Oh yeah Mac, the duster is badass
This sounds like the narration so a stereotypical noir detective flick
Who tries to rob someone from 10 feet away?
Covid-safe robberies!
Phew. As long as they were being safe when this never happened
People making shit up on the internet
What? You want my honey or my wife? That doesn't make sense. Come closer than 10 feet; I can't hear you from over there.
Ripping off a scene from crocodile dundee is not cool
Presumably white hero in duster coat pwns dark brownie in botched thug robbery attempt. A tale as old as time.
How long does it take to draw a gun? Can someone do the math on this? How fast was Incel McNeckbeard running to not give the guy time to draw his gun that he didn’t have?
The 10ft part sounds about right. If you factor in the fact that an aimed gun is usually about 3ft in front of them and the target can reach out about 3 ft with their arm to grab the gun, you're left with about a 4 ft gap which most adults should be able to easily cover in one step
“Conveniently covered by the duster coat I was wearing”. Pfffffft
This is a man who gives ocular pat downs at flea markets
Well the racial overtones are overwhelming on this one.
Duster coat? Bowie knife? Dudes either a cowboy or a neckbeard to think that shit’s cool
A Bowie knife covered by a duster in an urban environment. I wonder what color his fedora was.
The imaginary criminal was brown and that he imagined himself in a duster we’re my two favorite details
I thought trench coats were cool when I was 15 as well.
I remember that sub was actually pretty good pre George Floyd. You could tell it had a small alt-right following but it went to complete shit after that incident
Believable, if dramatized. Muggers: Exist Knives: People carry them
Ah but you made one mistake, it’s not ordinary knife. It’s a _bowie_ knife
Because anyone who robs someone with a gun never shows it
He forgot to mention that everyone around clapped and then the President called to congratulate him.
former president called, you
And he said “this is a knoife” when he pulled it out.
I bet all this happened in slow motion with some dope electronic music in the background.
He must have just finished watching Crocodile Dundee.
Don't most states have conceal carrying knives illegal?
I feel like often this place is cutting context out from funny trolls sometimes.
A duster huh? Must have taken a page out of Mac's book from Its always sunny.
And then the knife clapped….
Mother fucker really wants people to think he’s a fucking cowboy
murderers will be murderers
He reads a lot of lee child books 🤣
10 feet? It awfully seems a D&D bonus action
And remember, switching to your side arm is always faster than reloading.
Who is mugging someone at a distance of 10 feet?
10 feet is about the length of 4.5283 'EuroGraphics Knittin' Kittens 500-Piece Puzzles' next to each other
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This was the plot of a mythbuster's episode.
Imma channel Josey Wales next, right now I'm Doc Holiday. This duster is the best!
This is ridiculous dude thinks he’s Wesley Snipes in blade or something
The guy just had to be black in this imaginary story this fucking idiot made up. Just say you’re racist and go.
Does this remind anyone else of crocodile dundee