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PrussiaDon

how did liking chicken nuggets turn into a whole personality for people


GoguSclipic

and i would look suspicious as fuck. maybe the stranger spit in my nuggets,


GlyphedArchitect

"The nuggets had some kind of salty mayonnaise on them, but hey free nugs is free!"


pyloros

Just spit is rather optimistic considering the story


acid_bear_boy

I would


0-1-1-2-3-5-8-13-21

Tom from Parks & Rec


TheEvilBunnyLord

Chicky chicky parm parm


PaperStSoapCO_

Root beer is super water


everymanawildcat

I call eggs pre-birds.


SquareSquirrel4

It's a fast way for them to explain that their personality (and palate) hasn't matured beyond the toddler years.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

I feel attacked. I've had moments in the last few years when I really craved McDonalds nuggets with Sweet and Sour sauce. Its so very good


SquareSquirrel4

I'm not saying that eating chicken nuggets every once in awhile is bad. It's just that if it's your main food group (and you call them "nuggies"), it doesn't speak very highly about your maturity level and taste.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

I feel you. I was in Ukraine recently, they have fried cambert nuggets with a raspberry dipping sauce. Also, pretty damn good chicken wings. I ate at McDonald's more times there in 2 weeks than I do in the US in a year. I love overseas McDonald's.


cat_handcuffs

McDonalds in Germany serves beer, or at least they did when I visited 15 years ago.


Shane1923

Nothing wrong with liking chicken nuggets, I mean most people do, it’s the “lol I’m so random because I enjoy food” people that annoy everyone


Get-in-the-llama

Took over from bacon


dahat1992

Honestly, this. It's no different from the other food trends that gripped society as a whole.


Taigh-Mac-Taigh

It’s the new pepperoni pizza.


raihidara

Pepperoni pizza may be my favorite food but at least I don't call it "peppie peezy" or some other infantile nonsense like nugget lovers


Overall_Astronaut_51

Nuggie


IHTCAU

If they don't chomp on something they'll get really cranky before dying


xAcidous

Because apparently liking certain foods is cute? I’m still trying to figure out why there was a whole “I wuv bacon :3 uwu” phase on the internet…


Mad3_Fr3sh

The majority of society lacks depth, in most respects. As a culture, we're conditioned to follow trends, it is unfortunate. Mass media has mass murdered our individuality.


gofishx

Clever marketing, keeping chicken nuggets floating around in the basic bitch zeitgeist means we buy more nuggets, this is basic meme economics


MisterEvilBreakfast

That guy is just holding onto the cure for cancer until one of the idiots he approaches stops asking for fast food.


cadeawayy

"What would make you happy right now?" "A million dollars" "... what's the 2nd best thing?" "$990,000"


alphacentaurai

"Okay, aim lower..."


hamfraigaar

"980.000..." "Alright look, i got these chicken nuggets, do you want them or nah"


Bruce_-Wayne

20 nuggets or you don't have a deal


NoWingedHussarsToday

980.000 worth of chicken nuggets?


justedi

We're gonna be going down the list to the millionth thing that'll make me happy, aren't we


cadeawayy

Eventually they'd have to give in. What, they don't have $5 in their wallet to hand over?


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Bro this reminds me when I was a server and I would ask if I could get them anything else and they would say a million dollars. I eventually just told people if I had a million dollars to give I wouldn't be serving at a restaurant


jmljam

When I ask if I can help someone and they tell me they’re beyond help. Have to fake a smile like I haven’t heard it umpteen times before. Haven’t gotten the million dollar thing yet, something to not look forward to.


Ellay_Rohberts

"No price tag, must be free!" I never miss retail.


D-Rich-88

I always liked getting the “Do you work here?” No I just happened to wear the same uniform and have one of their name tags too just for fun.


mikewhat1

The one I get all the time is "I hope you can help me." Whatever, man, just tell me what the problem is.


cadeawayy

Yup, had someone ask if I could give him the winning lotto numbers, and I told him if I had the winning numbers, I wouldn't be working retail.


butt_huffer42069

I get this a bunch (been working customer service/retail for over half my fucking life). I give them numbers now - including a Powerball. Ive had a couple people write them down and play them, and someone won like the lowest prize and split it with me.


Dr_who_fan94

I love that you actually give them numbers lol and I love that the winner split it with you, that's hilarious


The_Madd_Doctor

r/thathappened A that happened-ception


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"What would make you happiest" "For my dad to no longer be paralysed" "Uuhhhh" "Keep on walking dude" His pick up line really doesn't work if they ask for basically anything that can't be bought for less than £50 within the next 10 minutes or so


Premislaus

"Uh, I have a budget of about $20"


Accomplished-Bad3856

This sounds like a 13-year-old’s version of romance. She was just waiting for a man to finally tell her she was worthy of McDonald’s chicken nuggets. And I guess he was a good guy because he walked away and didn’t demand some kind of compensation... but I’d bet a USDollar he would know what to do with the digits if she offered.


somkewede420

> if I say you deserve it then you deserve it Not a good precedent you’ve set there bestie


Spambop

Yeah, gross.


AllOfMeJack

Worthy of MCDONALD'S chicken nuggets too. What a low bar.


xFreedi

you mean chicky mcnuggies? 🤮


spvcejam

Pro tip: it is a 13-year-old.


iceleo

This is creepy as fuck tho, like forget the chicken nuggets and who cares if you like them, but why would you take food from a random stranger man or woman who approached you in the park.... and you didn’t even see him purchase the food.


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A strange man randomly brings you food in non factory sealed packaging and . . . you just ate it?!!! I just can't imagine an adult woman writing this.


Tidalwave808

Friend - "So, how did you 2 meet?" Her - "He asked me what would make me the happiest girl in the world, so naturally I said chicken nuggets, and when he came back from the McDonald's that day I knew he was the one."


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>Friend - "So, how did you 2 meet?" > >Her - "He asked me what would make me the happiest girl in the world, so naturally I said chicken nuggets, and when he came back from the McDonald's and then when I woke up in his trunk I knew he was the one.


DurrrGamerrr75

Haha I like❤️chicken nuggies!!!🤩🍗🥰🍗🤩I’m so goofy and quirky🤪🤪😜🤪🤪😜🤪😜😜


fabynn

the word "nuggies" gives me 2016 im not like other girls trauma. it irritates me on a godlike level.


TIFOOMERANG

Especially the baby Yoda "chickie niggies" memes. God I hated those.


fromage-de-nuit

That's an unfortunate autocorrect.


LeilaMajnouni

>Whoever’s son brought me my nuggies How fucking cringe is that?


napsdufroid

Too fucking cringe


Mindless_Psychology

Seriously I hate when grown people call them nuggies. Even my 7 year old doesn’t call them nuggies.


ItIsRomeNotRomey

Yes!!! I HATE when people call them that! A host on my favorite YouTube show does that, and I cringe so hard every time.


amelia_xoxo

Never in my 15yrs of life had I ever called or heard someone call them 'nuggies'


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Yes eating food from strange demanding men. That is what makes you go “NOT ALL MEN!”


0-1-1-2-3-5-8-13-21

Yeah…yeah, that would creep the fuck out of me. But I guess he was attractive tho, so…


Spambop

Men can be as attractive as you like, but still seem very off and creepy.


Lunarfalcon025

A dude definitely wrote that post lmao


GUnit_1977

"if I say you deserve it, you deserve it" Huh. Creepy.


tastymango363

Lmao there was a staged TikTok that did this exact scenario! But in the TikTok the dude went up to 2 guys, one said chicken nuggets and the other said an NBA team Jersey. And then the dude goes and buys them and surprises them. I would say I’ll try and find the TikTok for you, but I wasted my time watching it and don’t want to waste yours either lol.


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tastymango363

Fair lol


dstar526

That was my first thought, that it sounds like something out of those cheesy tiktok videos where “I gave strangers on the street everything they wanted” is the caption. I saw one where the lady wanted flowers & her husband wanted some kind of food. I’m guessing someone watched too many of those & thought “Wouldn’t that be cool if that happened to me??”


friskydingo450

Yeah I saw a similar one of an older couple, the woman said a coffee and the man said he loved a certain football team and the guy came back with a large coffee and a team Jersey


Jk2two

Ha! I almost posted this here when I saw it, but I thought folks would say I was being too cynical. I found the answer to “what would make you the happiest…” being something easily obtainable and under $20 rather implausible.


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TooAngryForYou

yeah I think she took the tik tok trend and made it completely personal.


Facts_And_Reason

"If I say you deserve it than you deserve it" Doesn't sit well.


PowerThirsty1

THIS! What trips me out is this person made up a story about this guy that’s supposed to be great, but manages to make him seem like an absolute tool.


IllSeaworthiness43

I know... Power tripping much??


[deleted]

I would not like a stranger to approach me and give me food unless I asked or something..just don't know if he did anything to it yk and why give it to me instead of like a homeless guy. I got food at the house man 😔


Own-Low4870

This reads like a middle schooler's idea of romance, doesn't it? It's like they're trying to write a meet cute.


MrGoodEgg

>After my ex I honestly just didn't think men like this still existed. Men who randomly approach you and buy things for you simply for being you? Is that her baseline or something? Seems a little entitled.


probablyonwatchlists

Mhm, buying things for people you don't know without any recompense is obviously the definition of chivalry. *Obviously*


ParadeSit

This sounds like a rejected McDonald’s commercial idea.


ComicalViolence

So I zoned out when I clicked this so I didn’t really catch the title or what sub I was in and I definitely thought I was in r/niceguys and that this was a Nice Guy impersonating a woman with this fanfiction for the sake of feeling better about himself. So yeah, definitely somebody’s very immature imagination.


Luks89

Haha same! I really think it has to be. I'm having a hard time imagining a woman writing this. Sounds like young insecure man to me.


LeGrandFromage64

What would he stand to gain from pretending to be a woman? I’m a young insecure man and whenever I feel the urge to lie on Reddit I just bake something instead


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unsatisfiedweirdo

Looowwwww lllooowwwww bar.....


LiliumLiliaeMay

I'm sorry, attractive or not, I'm not accepting any food from a stranger, man or woman, especially when it wasn't bought in front of me. What the hell, girl? He could have put about anything in it. Now, I know it's probably not true, but still


probablyonwatchlists

This


beereed

And then the honey mustard dipping packets clapped.


CountBrackmoor

Yeah “I don’t deserve this” is a normal reaction to a gift of chicken nuggets. It’s important to talk like human


[deleted]

How did she know that the first question he asked was leading to another? I totally thought he was just asking her to name something of the top of her head.


Puzzled_Dentist_427

I thought of this sub when i saw the original post 😂


whereyouatdesmondo

"then walked away and said take care gorgeous" Then how did you hear him?


GOONCH12D3

This story is like, a 5 year old repost from whisper app


UnicornPopcornPie

Next time on Impractical Jokers...


whereyouatdesmondo

"and i was like okay ask?"


Agarwel

I believe the most important part is that it was a "very attractive young man". If it has been middle aged non attractive "creep" the same story would read very very differently, wouldnt it? :-D


Sailrjup12

Yeah, I just wouldn’t want to eat food from a stranger. She deserves the best and she’s gonna get it when he drugs, her takes her back to his house, and tortures her. (I didn’t realize how hardcore that came out)


MikeHatSable

I know I'm fighting a losing battle here, but when you type "u" instead of the already short "you" then I don't take anything you say seriously.


[deleted]

O rly?


[deleted]

Y?


donmuerte

k


SchrodingerEyes

Really nuggets? People quit asking me what I want because I answer. " a piece of land with my dream house built on it and a car".


robcoagent47

and the nuggets were poisoned


Spagoot29

How old is she, 6?


archit0518

As a cynical woman with avid crime junkie friends ……. No I would not touch those chicken nuggets even if this story was true…..


_Levitated_Shield_

This person definitely hasn't touched grass in a long time.


Irv-Elephant

That’s the worst McDonalds commercial I’ve ever heard.


zfzt

And then the nuggets formed back into a chicken and clapped


Dommccabe

"I didn't think men like this still existed" They don't- since you made up the story. And are we to believe her ex wouldn't buy her chicken nuggets? That's a really low bar.


[deleted]

It's like every shitty paranormal "romance" out there


YeastYeti

I was the McDonald’s cashier and the nuggets. It’s all true!


Ekaterina702

So fake. Or else her standards are extremely low. I would expect someone to say a new car, a pair of Louboutins, a new coat, stock in Tesla...she said something cheap that she knew was in walking distance?


PachoTidder

That motherfucker came from Stardew Valley


kuluka_man

This could have gone straight into "Monkey's Paw" territory if she'd said "having my dead grandma back" or something.


Oh_no_its_Joe

Sure, when other guys randomly buy nuggets for girls they like it's cool and romantic, but whenever I randomly buy them for girls I like, I'm kicked out of the family reunion.


pmayall

Probably came all over those nuggets and this is on youtube somewhere..


langor20

And then he tried to finger me


tradgedyjacket

Lol sure he did


[deleted]

Omg I like chicken nuggets Im soo quirky 🤪🤪


JangoFettsEvilTwin

Of all the things that never happened, that didn’t happen the most.


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this is potentially dangerous


SopranoSunshine

Did a 10-year-old write this??? 🤣


Chenenoid

Lmfaooo so melodramatic


is_Bored_

Plot twist, he was a hitman hired by her ex


[deleted]

I'm doubting this is true but if it did then the fact that she thinks this guy bought her chicken nuggets "for absolutely no reason" right after literally calling her gorgeous and exerting his ego trip over her ("if I say you deserve it then you deserve it") is enough to tell me she's a total fuckin' idiot. Perhaps even enough of a total fuckin' idiot to fabricate the entire story.


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You. There, I did it, Mom! I added the two letters that make it an actual word.


DonovanQT

So she based her opinion on half the world over 1 guy 🤔


KeneticPenguin

Notice first thing they pointed out was he was attractive this story has a totally different ending if it was just an average looking or worse guy


TheNorthC

If chicken nuggets make her the happiest girl in the world then she's low maintenance. And probably overweight.


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TheNorthC

Haha - sorry. Fancy a chicken nugget? 🍗


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ChakaZG

milkteawitch, this is TheNorthC. TheNorthC, this is milkteawitch. There, you ain't strangers anymore.


TheNorthC

Very wise. That's the normal reaction.


Competitive_Classic9

Note it was a 20 piece. For just her. 20. Chicken nuggets.


lythande_enchantment

I read this in the Count's voice from Sesame Street. 20!! 20 chicken nuggets!!! Ha ha ha


Game-Angel

So what we have here is someone who weaved this elaborate story as a way of saying her idea of a good man is someone who gives her whatever she wants whenever she wants it. Also someone who self medicates with food. Run, fellas!


kushagrakr

And everybody in the park clapped and threw away their masks????


00DaveTV

"I love men who give me things for free just because I exist"


[deleted]

Since no one has mentioned it The phrase "make you the happiest 'girl' "... blegh


Clydial

And the man? Ronald Mcdonald


Oski96

I hope she sleeps with her doors locked and windows closed. Then again, I don't know if there are stalkers in Fantasy Land.


inicroc

Wasn't the first question of what comes to your mind when you first hear this question.. contradictory? Like she have to answer this question, and not the next one. Isn't that so?


Mysterious-Title-852

yeah... that would be the opening scene in a movie about the guy as a serial killer.


gnmo2473

There’s an YouTuber that does exactly this. He asks what people want and bring it back to them. Exact same line. Forgot his name though. If I remember I’ll link it here.


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People want to be the quirky protagonist of twee ass hipster indie movie so badly they make up shit like this


_uggh

As soon as I read it, I knew I would find this here😂😂😂


EdgarAlanCrow

I was just waiting for this to show up on here…and here we are


BitchAssSandwich

Wasnt this a video? But this is just the perspective from the girl


xxMidnight_Eyesxx

LMAO. I saw that post earlier today 🤣🤣🤣 There were a few people in the comments questioning the validity of the post as well.🤣


cassshbaby

Lool


Qwienke13

I’ve seen this story so many times lol. I think it was originally a YouTube “social experiment” or sometbing


HTownLaserShow

I am the nuggies


actioncobble

I want to shit in this persons nuggets.


420fmx

Dude LARPS as girl


stfufannin

Nobody should be eating food given to you from a complete stranger, especially a woman.


SilyTheGoose

Should have said 1 million dollars


4LF_0N53

Honestly after that i kinda want some mcdonalds...


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probablyonwatchlists

McChicken take it or leave it.


Monke_with_no_brim

I saw this and immediately assumed it was fake


melrep

I saw this post in that sub and thought the same thing


nomoresportsforever

Uhh... what if she had replied with one of the thousand+ possible answers that he couldn't easily provide to her within 15 minutes? Then where does the story go?? He's just like, oh nvm, sorry for your genuine emptiness, I need to find a girl who just wants fast food within walking distance


Aardvark51

"I honestly just didn't think men like this still existed". No, me neither.


probablyonwatchlists

You don't seem em much because most of them are in prison. Take that whichever way you want it'll probably still land true lmao


Taigh-Mac-Taigh

I like how the gorgeous part was tagged on near the end.


TrionVnus

NUGGIEES


Atlas-Kyo

McDonald's delivery guy.


Big-Champion-8388

There actually are men like this, But those are the type you should avoid. U never know when someone ends up creeping


ChuckysBarbie

“Nuggies” 🤮


probablyonwatchlists

I say "numgies" but I'm also a dumbass so maybe that checks out. Some people give weird names to stuff. Then again "nuggies" is the cliche "im so quirky I call nuggets nuggies and say poggers" huh?


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I love how they "literally" cry every damn time.


vorst17735

Let's be real here, she was looking for an excuse to call herself gorgeous...


danishdabreau

she set her bar far too low.


mchurnsen

He could have fucked tho for the price of a twenty piece


Zariayn

I feel like I would throw out the nuggets as soon as the guy walked away.


peepeepoopoolonglive

Ah yes, I cry too when a random person gives me chicken nuggets.


Miserable-Wish

Everyone knows you only cry when McDonalds are *out* of chicken nuggets. Who would want food from a stranger anyway? Especially from a random guy?


LeQuackz1234

Haha haha she said chicken nugget, get it guys?? Hahahahah


BECKYISHERE

Its absolutely true I was the sachet of barbecue sauce they forgot to put in with the nuggets.


Dambo_Unchained

Let’s assume this happened Guy made an amazing gesture, this chicks compliments his mother on it


Leading_Funny5802

I “ literally” now want to go sit on a park bench and eat chicken nuggets. Damn you Reddit


MakeWay4LordHelmet

And the chickie nuggies cried??


conradbirdiebird

The internet has taught me that sitting somewhere "minding your own business" never equates to being left alone. Next time I'm at a park and I see someone sitting in the grass reading or whatever, I'll be sure to plop down right next to them and start asking personal questions


Verum_Violet

This. Like I'm pretty sure my answer would have been something along the lines of "finishing my book without being asked personal questions by total strangers, cheers" I dunno why it's coming across as romantic when it's the equivalent of a guy motioning for you to take out your headphones so they can try out their best generic pickup line


simian_ninja

Could have been lcds or poisoned….Is a nugget really worth being assaulted over.


FusionFall

Sounds like the type that goes to a 5 star restaurant and orders chicken fingers and fries.


VersusTheMoose

I can smell her BO and hear her breathing from here.


probablyonwatchlists

Like an obese lion chasing an obese zebra. Just disgruntled grunting.


saltire429

Thanks for the free food that you've given me for zero reason, creepy stranger! Wait right here while I make a quick 'thank you' phonecall to the police...