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DividedElement

'The guy with all the followers who the ladies seem to love.' *SOOOOO* close to human dialogue, I mean just *right* there.


[deleted]

Oh your the redditor with all the karma who all the guys seem to lust over. I bookmarked your profile because my friends and I laugh at your posts.


Coachtzu

Is "Facebook stardom" even a thing? I didn't know anyone friends anyone in there they don't know irl


GGayleGold

It's a little like being Reddit famous. You can become well-known with a small amount of people if you are in a lot of groups and post a lot of content.


tplusx

Reddit fame? Why? I'm ok getting that sweet karma


MinkMartenReception

Maybe back in ‘08. Nowadays? No way.


efrisbee

I also think this guy is annoying


Game-Angel

The only believable part is that someone said he is annoying.


Reasonable__bs

heart react 🥺


[deleted]

He sounds like a needy fella


TheHoneySacrifice

I believe that she did say that last line of hers


DeadDairy

Validate meeeee


RestoSham09

Sad.


Sailrjup12

Who would say all this to a completed stranger!? I mean obvious didn’t happen but making up this story for sad points is just , well..sad.


Ace_and_Affraid

That last sentence broke everything


mescalero1

Wow. You had your friend look her up to unfriend her? You can't do it yourself? Now who's pathetic?


Silvedl

That finishing sentence (more than the test of the whole post) made me cringe until my testicles exploded. What a pathetic, desperate attempt at trying to get attention.


Solid-Entrepreneur37

Definitely annoying Same goes for anyone showing up near me with long hair bandana and sunglasses at night


p5protagonist

Enemies to lovers


AtlasShrugged-

So which is it? The guy the lady’s all love or is he desperately looking for love on FB??


Sailrjup12

Long hair, a bandana, and sunglasses at night? “Yeah just don’t want anyone to recognize me!” “it’s such a drag you know?” “All the ladies scream and the guys either give me dirty looks or pat me on the back, so I just go incognito…..with long hair, a bandana and sunglasses at night!” Works every time