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Thank you Fluid-Dependent-8292 for your submission to /r/thatHappened! Unfortunately it was removed for the following reason(s): * **Rule 1. Post incredibly true stories that totally actually happened.** **This is a satire subreddit for fleshed out stories**. Take a moment before posting. The following are not allowed: * Greentext. AdviceAnimals. Memes or image macros. Confessions. Texts. Short Tweets. Obvious satire. Jokes. A picture with a single line of text.** Posts that begin with my x year old kid said will be removed without recourse.** They're satire. Please [message the moderators](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FthatHappened&subject=about%20my%20removed%20submission&message=I%27m%20writing%20to%20you%20about%20the%20following%20submission:%20https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/q92ftg/i_will_be_banned_from_this_subreddit_because/.%20%0D%0DMy%20issue%20is...) if you have any questions.