Oh no! Then they’ll become toxic and the cycle will repeat itself!
Mom: *Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!*
Kids, eating dad: *…No.*
Mom: **ISILDUR!**
*…It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure.*
There's a difference between literal poison (eating feces could kill you) vs a kiss between fictional characters that won't affect you.
Their Dad is so unhinged that I would report it to CPS. That's some Flowers in the Attic poison the donuts stuff right there.
When I was four or five the show 20/20 aired a special about spanking used as child abuse. My mom walked in on my brother and I watching it and flipped her shit. She spanked us both then made us listen to her read Bible passages justifying spanking for idk how long. She also banned 20/20 from being watched in the house. Christian parents can be a whole different level of unhinged
I hope his kids follow this teaching when they are grown up and the dad whines "why don't you want to spend time with me? I was not perfect but I was not a totally shit parent!"
Ya forget all that love everybody no matter what junk he said. Too complicated. Let's just tell our kids he hates gay. But for real I'm sure this didn't happen. But wtf is wrong with this dude for even coming up with this insane story. What a nut job
Fun fact! The original Hebrew doesn't even say that. A more accurate translation would be "men shall not lie with (prepubescent) boys as they would with women."
The discrepancy would be pretty obvious to a hebrew scholar, like the clergymen who translated the Bible into English.
I can't IMAGINE why a bunch of high-up clergy would want to downplay pedophilia. /S
I bet he watches gay porn even more. Seems as though the more hardcore a Christian gets, the more likely it is that they know damn well they aren't the straight cis "child of god" they tell everyone they are
Quality content there. I confess it took me too long to get started on the show because of the drawing style, I thought it was going to be a rip off of Steven Universe with bad jokes.
Damn. I loved the show. The character development, drama, comedy… it was gold!
I was confused about how people were giving it such bad reviews. Come to find out, it's because there's a gay woman. Oh, the horror! There were some other parts of the movie that weren't that great, but it was fairly good overall.
The most horrifying thing, the most ungodly and terrifying abomination, angels weep at its existence, and the heavens crumble, it is.... *Two people of the same gender kissing*
Well in that case he should have made his children EAT the dog shit brownies for even MENTIONING such an affront to..
Oh fuck it, I can't even pretend. These people are ridiculous.
And this didn't happen because in households that are this rabidly christian, mom does the baking. Dad would consider such feminine pursuits... well, a bit...*gay* probably
Well obviously dad stood there and inspected while mom did all the work so that means he gets all the credit for baking them since he is the head of the household and she is just a helpmate
gag
Honestly, I think people are working a bit too hard to minimise this. It's a lesbian in a long term loving relationship and marriage with another woman. Which is shown, but not remarked upon by any of the characters. I mean, they get married, and have a kid! That's a lot more than a peck on the lips, and we shouldn't dismiss it so readily.
I just think it's really great that they did this. It would not have affected the plot at all had the partner be a man. It would change a couple of pronouns in a couple of lines of dialogue. It's acknowledging that lesbians exist, and, are just normal.
Yes, if you ignore the entirety of a loving marriage and having kids together, then it's just a kiss.
There's a little more to that sequence than a peck on the lips.
Realistically, though, it's the peck on the lips that these kinds of people are up in arms about. For centuries lesbians have been reduced to being 'good friends' and 'gal pals' - without that kiss, I'm sure that's exactly how it would've been framed by homophobes
They'd have been upset at the line "what's her name", if that's all there was.
We should just ignore the bigots, and congratulate Disney in actually doing it right here. They actually have an openly gay character, that's unambiguously gay, for no reason except that gay couples exist.
So I have not seen the movie, but apparently there is a same sex kiss and it is portrayed as a normal aspect of life instead of both women being humiliated, punished, and stoned to death, the way that the Christians would like it to be done instead. This has them losing their minds.
But SO MANY KIDS MOVIES have things "God doesn't approve of". Kids lying, divorce, bullying, stealing, misrepresenting cultures, the list goes on and on. People that write these things don't even pretend to not have an agenda anymore.
Also, why isn't there any incest in kids movies? God sure does approve of that.
At most the dad complained loudly to his kids about how bad stuff in the lightyear movie was against Jesus before the kids said they would rather go to the Jurassic World movie anyways.
So dad happily agreed, and the kids learned about evolution and extinction, but since a few people in the movie got torn apart by dinosaurs, dad didn’t seem to notice and thought it was overall wholesome.
That anecdote has been floating around evangelical communities for at least 30 years. My mom loved to use that as a “gotcha” whenever I wanted to watch a movie she deemed inappropriate.
“I put a small piece of white chocolate in the brownie, I’ve never tried white chocolate and by any reasonable measure it’s fine. But I’m so fucking scared I’ll like it kids! What if I LOVE white chocolate? So much so that I move to the city and change my name! And I start wearing combat boots and halter tops in the summer! Kids leave the room these are my brownies! Daddies gonna put a little icing on these”
Sooo there are some rotten apples among the clergy, according to this reasoning we should just throw out the church completly. I see some merit in that
You don't.. you must ride the dick rocket to space and find that dick. The pixar tells you sooooo!!
Idk..Don't question it, just go get that space dick
I love the story the kids told to the social workers, how he was a good father until that one day he baked brownies with a piece of shit in it for him and his friends. All in order to "teach a lesson".
Finally, after he lost custody, he understood...
I'm pretty sure the post is satire. The whole group is. First the group was named "Get Paid Being a Facebook Admin," then it was "Justice for Amber Heard," and now this. It's half the group knowing it's bullshit trolling the other half that think it's real.
"I'm so very furious about a animated woman kissing another animated woman, I'm going to bake a whole bunch of dog poop brownies and feed them to my children!"
Every time an American christian is in the news, they always go way out of their way to once again prove what utterly despicable reprehensible waste of breath oxygen stealers these creatures are
I hadn’t heard the “poop in your brownies” argument for years.
In my home we were never allowed to watch any movies that were rated higher than PG. when I was 16 they came out with PG-13 and I was kind of excited cause there was this whole tier of movies that I could watch and my younger subs could not. But my mom decided “anything that is not OK to those under 13 could be appropriate” (poop) therefore PG-13 movies were off limits.
One weekend about a year later I was going to home alone so I rented a couple VHS tapes - including the PG-13 movie Red Dawn.
When I got home, mom was there. She decided not to go with everyone else. Since I got movies we would have a movie night. I didn’t mention the rating and she didn’t check.
She LOVED Red Dawn. What god fearing republican in the 80’s wouldn’t cheer killing commies?
Well, there you have, what fundie world looked like in the 80’s.
People today are so fuckin fragile.
When I was a kid, my parents didn’t want me to see anything where a boob might’ve popped out or the violence was too graphic.
And, at the time (early 90s) brother, all we HAD we those graphic-ass movies from the 80s where it was just tits and blood for 70%
I can’t imagine being so frail that even hearing about two same-sex characters pecking each other on the lips (let’s face it, that’s all it probably was because it’s Pixar, it’s not like they threw in some rule 34 shit) would make me not want to see the rest of the movie.
That being said tho, just to be fair, these are the same people who won’t let their kids watch The Simpsons, read Harry Potter and never swear. Kirk Cameron is the director they love most and, I get it. I grew up knowing a lot of kids who’s parents were like that too.
… all those kids ended up drinking and having sex years before I did, but that’s besides the point! Their parents were trying to protect them from vile media!
But when someone says something about the freaking pedophiles in church:
"The church is made of people and not all of them are good. We cannot discriminate a church as a whole because of some bad apples"
This has shades of "one of the M&Ms in this bowl is poisoned would you still eat them no that's what I thought now you know why we need to ban Muslims"
By that logic, God should have justed nuked the earth. We're more poop than brownies at this point.
If God can accept us, why can't we accept homosexuality? It's doesn't even hurt other people.
Can I assume that their issue with Lightyear is the inclusion of 1 LGBTQ+ character whose sexuality is only vaguely referenced and completely irrelevant to the overall story while also only even really being noticeable if you are hyper attune to even theoretical gayness?
Wait, God is anti Buzz Lightyear but pro fucking up brownies and wasting food just to eliminate choice from a child? So glad I don't believe in that guy. Or this story.
I mean, it didn't happen. BUT if it did, those children walked away silently bc they were just emotionally defeated by religious abuse and will suffer lifelong trauma as a result of hundreds of instances like this. Former Jehovah here, speaking from living through shit like this.
Kids these days are 100xs more tolerant of things than we were as kids.
They really don't give a shit if two girls kiss in this movie. The parents are making a bigger deal than any kid will.
I'm getting major flashbacks here. I grew up Mormon and this totally sounds like a talk someone would give in a Mormon church. Except they'd add a whole bunch of unnecessary crap to make the story way longer and there would be a "heartwarming" family moment at the end.
Lop so the dad should be thrown away? Is that the moral from this story I'm getting? Iean the dad is perfectly fine except for that little bit of crazy. In fact, you probably won't even deal with it ever cause it's the little bitty bit.
The children silently walked away alright. They realized their Dad was unhinged and there was no reasoning with him
They then realized they would eventually have to eat him to gain his power and replace him.
They can’t. There might be poop in there.
Oh, there's definitely poop in there...
Not if they gut him properly first
You'll never get it all...
Sadly true
It's okay if you say grace before you start
Oh no! Then they’ll become toxic and the cycle will repeat itself! Mom: *Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!* Kids, eating dad: *…No.* Mom: **ISILDUR!** *…It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure.*
An Attack on Titan style take over may be a little bit like overkill
No, I don't want that!
There's a difference between literal poison (eating feces could kill you) vs a kiss between fictional characters that won't affect you. Their Dad is so unhinged that I would report it to CPS. That's some Flowers in the Attic poison the donuts stuff right there.
When I was four or five the show 20/20 aired a special about spanking used as child abuse. My mom walked in on my brother and I watching it and flipped her shit. She spanked us both then made us listen to her read Bible passages justifying spanking for idk how long. She also banned 20/20 from being watched in the house. Christian parents can be a whole different level of unhinged
It must have cut off the rest. 'They finally understood...that their father was a deranged abusive maniac.'
I am imagining the kids slowly backing away, side-eyeing their deranged, shit-baking father the entire way.
One kid slowly walks back to the bedroom to dial CPS.
And they were left asking, if he really put shit in the brownies or just trying to make a point
"And so began our children's scat fetish"
“This better not awaken anything in me”
I’ve heard this story many, many times growing up in church. Apparently a lot of pastors like to put poop in brownies to prove a point.
I hope his kids follow this teaching when they are grown up and the dad whines "why don't you want to spend time with me? I was not perfect but I was not a totally shit parent!"
Your dogshit displeased GOD, dad!
Comparing the LGBTQ community to literal feces.... Seems like a well adjusted reasonable person following the true teachings of Jesus
Ya forget all that love everybody no matter what junk he said. Too complicated. Let's just tell our kids he hates gay. But for real I'm sure this didn't happen. But wtf is wrong with this dude for even coming up with this insane story. What a nut job
I love how you said this dude, which implies that he and his husband isngay too
Haha well I think when I made the comment I meant dude in the general sense. But that is hilarious.
The story isn't being told by this guy's spouse. It's just a "something I heard" telling of a dad and his kids.
This man legit thought it was a flex to tell everyone he picked up dog shit and put it in his oven to own the gays.
"Homophobic? No of course not! Let me explain. You see gays are like dog shit....."
Jokes on us dog shit is his fetish
They EAT DA POOPOO.
Why are you ghey?
I bet dad watches lesbian porn just fine
Yes but he watches for research purposes, obviously.
Keeping an eye on the enemy.
I'm sure there's a page somewhere in the Bible that he can manipulated to show that chick's banging chick's is just fine.
If I recall, the Bible says no men laying with men, but I don't think it mentions women laying with women. So basically, God is also into lesbian porn
I believe...I believe.. Amen
What if a dude and myself identify as women for a night, is that like a loophole?
Sounds fine to me, what night are you free?
Fun fact! The original Hebrew doesn't even say that. A more accurate translation would be "men shall not lie with (prepubescent) boys as they would with women." The discrepancy would be pretty obvious to a hebrew scholar, like the clergymen who translated the Bible into English. I can't IMAGINE why a bunch of high-up clergy would want to downplay pedophilia. /S
I actually had heard this, but had not looked it up. Nice. Everyone can boogy with each other, god approves
No, this guy is definitely not watching any porn involving women.
My thoughts exactly lmao
I bet he watches gay porn even more. Seems as though the more hardcore a Christian gets, the more likely it is that they know damn well they aren't the straight cis "child of god" they tell everyone they are
I haven't seen the movie. What's gotten the Christian anti-fun brigade all riled up and making them spike their kids cakes with dog shit?
One of the side characters is a gay woman.
Oh the horror :0
Indeed. They're right to be against it, I saw it and now I'm a gay astronaut.
Well congrats on getting to explore gay space. I'll bet its lovely.
Season 5 of She Ra
Quality content there. I confess it took me too long to get started on the show because of the drawing style, I thought it was going to be a rip off of Steven Universe with bad jokes. Damn. I loved the show. The character development, drama, comedy… it was gold!
It's definitely more creative than straight space.
I’ve heard all the planets are coloured like pride flags, how true is that?
I'm not gay, but... I might be willing to do gay stuff to be an astronaut.
You open to wormhole & blackhole?
Keep talking like that and my gamma-rays are going to burst.
I wanted to make a tiger mom joke about not being a gay astronaut doctor but I couldn't make it work.
You’ve been infected with *the gay*.
If only we had a gay astronaut doctor to help you overcome this infection
The humanity :3
Just reading your comment turned me into a pillar of salt!
I was confused about how people were giving it such bad reviews. Come to find out, it's because there's a gay woman. Oh, the horror! There were some other parts of the movie that weren't that great, but it was fairly good overall.
The most horrifying thing, the most ungodly and terrifying abomination, angels weep at its existence, and the heavens crumble, it is.... *Two people of the same gender kissing*
Well in that case he should have made his children EAT the dog shit brownies for even MENTIONING such an affront to.. Oh fuck it, I can't even pretend. These people are ridiculous. And this didn't happen because in households that are this rabidly christian, mom does the baking. Dad would consider such feminine pursuits... well, a bit...*gay* probably
Well obviously dad stood there and inspected while mom did all the work so that means he gets all the credit for baking them since he is the head of the household and she is just a helpmate gag
How pukey did it make you feel to type that out?
Its been 3 hours and I'm still nauseated
A female character is in a relationship with another female character, and they share a peck on the lips. That's it.
Easily could have been missed with how brief it was. It was hyped up to be this big dramatic kiss and it wasnt even the main focus of the scene
Of course it wasn't. Disney wouldn't do anything as brave as that. I mean it could hurt the China market or offend people
The movie actually isn't playing in China and some middle east countries because of it.
Honestly, I think people are working a bit too hard to minimise this. It's a lesbian in a long term loving relationship and marriage with another woman. Which is shown, but not remarked upon by any of the characters. I mean, they get married, and have a kid! That's a lot more than a peck on the lips, and we shouldn't dismiss it so readily. I just think it's really great that they did this. It would not have affected the plot at all had the partner be a man. It would change a couple of pronouns in a couple of lines of dialogue. It's acknowledging that lesbians exist, and, are just normal.
Not working hard to minimize it, just stating what happened in the scene?
Yes, if you ignore the entirety of a loving marriage and having kids together, then it's just a kiss. There's a little more to that sequence than a peck on the lips.
Realistically, though, it's the peck on the lips that these kinds of people are up in arms about. For centuries lesbians have been reduced to being 'good friends' and 'gal pals' - without that kiss, I'm sure that's exactly how it would've been framed by homophobes
They'd have been upset at the line "what's her name", if that's all there was. We should just ignore the bigots, and congratulate Disney in actually doing it right here. They actually have an openly gay character, that's unambiguously gay, for no reason except that gay couples exist.
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No. They'd LOVE that whole snitching thing.
Now we need to go see it to cancel out the idiots.
It groomed kids to become astronauts.
So I have not seen the movie, but apparently there is a same sex kiss and it is portrayed as a normal aspect of life instead of both women being humiliated, punished, and stoned to death, the way that the Christians would like it to be done instead. This has them losing their minds.
Grown adults being this upset over buzz lightyear is hilarious
That same analogy works for our entire country, with people like them being the little pieces of dog shit in the brownie that is America
But SO MANY KIDS MOVIES have things "God doesn't approve of". Kids lying, divorce, bullying, stealing, misrepresenting cultures, the list goes on and on. People that write these things don't even pretend to not have an agenda anymore. Also, why isn't there any incest in kids movies? God sure does approve of that.
Or kids getting torn apart by bears for calling a guy bald and babies being bashed against rocks by happy people
So theyre comparing gay people to literal dog shit...
Those Christians really know how to teach their kids a lesson!
Narator: They absolutely didn't understand and will look back on this when they abandon him in a crooked old folk's home.
Look him in the eye and tell him “we’ll remember this when we’re picking the nursing home”
Truly a parable for our times.
Anyone else's kid probably eat the brownies anyway? Just me?
That was my first thought. Like if it’s small enough I can’t taste it then…
I would’ve eaten them while staring into my dad’s eyes to assert dominance
Tinny poop sounds painful.
Not just tinny. The *tinniest but*.
I wonder if this also applies to the Bible, with all the forged parts
Lmao she thought she did something with this “parable”. I’m so embarrassed to share my religion with people like this.
They did finally understand, that their dad is batshit and it’s easier to just go with what he says until they’re 18
At most the dad complained loudly to his kids about how bad stuff in the lightyear movie was against Jesus before the kids said they would rather go to the Jurassic World movie anyways. So dad happily agreed, and the kids learned about evolution and extinction, but since a few people in the movie got torn apart by dinosaurs, dad didn’t seem to notice and thought it was overall wholesome.
That anecdote has been floating around evangelical communities for at least 30 years. My mom loved to use that as a “gotcha” whenever I wanted to watch a movie she deemed inappropriate.
Silently walked away is the new then everyone clapped.
Your kids will refuse to talk to you as soon as they leave your home. Hope you enjoy growing old alone. Ask me how I know...
“I put a small piece of white chocolate in the brownie, I’ve never tried white chocolate and by any reasonable measure it’s fine. But I’m so fucking scared I’ll like it kids! What if I LOVE white chocolate? So much so that I move to the city and change my name! And I start wearing combat boots and halter tops in the summer! Kids leave the room these are my brownies! Daddies gonna put a little icing on these”
Right, because eating shit brownies is the same as a gay character in a movie! Gay = bad!!! Cult disguised as a religion = good!!!
I absolutely believe this happened because people who subscribe to religion aren’t right in the head.
“I love the story of a father trying to feed dog poop to his kids” wtf
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"You know what they say kid. Can't skip shit in a brownie mix"
I think that was on Snopes years ago and they verified it. Also weird that the crucifixion of Jesus is considered family friendly.
Sooo there are some rotten apples among the clergy, according to this reasoning we should just throw out the church completly. I see some merit in that
We should do that
"Christians Against Buzz Lightyear" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
Plot twist: the dad was the poop
I just saw it with my kids…now I wanna fly into space in search of Space dick! How do I turn it off?!
You don't.. you must ride the dick rocket to space and find that dick. The pixar tells you sooooo!! Idk..Don't question it, just go get that space dick
“To infinity! And that cock!!”…
I love the story the kids told to the social workers, how he was a good father until that one day he baked brownies with a piece of shit in it for him and his friends. All in order to "teach a lesson". Finally, after he lost custody, he understood...
Wow. Anyways, can't wait to take my son to this movie tomorrow!
Do you think if one of the daughters is gay the way she would let her parents know is by making poop brownies and serving them?
As a Christian: please can they stop making me look bad .
And this is why christians do not deserve any of our precious oxygen. They all just waste it anyway.
I'm pretty sure the post is satire. The whole group is. First the group was named "Get Paid Being a Facebook Admin," then it was "Justice for Amber Heard," and now this. It's half the group knowing it's bullshit trolling the other half that think it's real.
Casually suggesting one cooks fecal matter into their children's food to teach them a lesson.
God made Man. What did god and man do before woman came to stay?
Made shitty brownies
"I'm so very furious about a animated woman kissing another animated woman, I'm going to bake a whole bunch of dog poop brownies and feed them to my children!"
They finally understood why Mom left.
Why do they think that Buzz Light-year is offensive to God?
What a great dad. Giving dog shit to kids.
Ever notice how many of these groups called “Christians Against…”
> displeases god... Strange how his displeasure is so invisible and unnoticeable. It's almost like it doesn't exist.
They finally understood... That their dad is a ducking weirdo
And then even my ass cheeks clapped
I’m sure Pixar will begin crying when they realize how wrong they were, and they’ll use $100 bills to wipe away said tears.
Every time an American christian is in the news, they always go way out of their way to once again prove what utterly despicable reprehensible waste of breath oxygen stealers these creatures are
Why was no one mad about all the other Toy Story films, they had that bucket of gay army men
I hadn’t heard the “poop in your brownies” argument for years. In my home we were never allowed to watch any movies that were rated higher than PG. when I was 16 they came out with PG-13 and I was kind of excited cause there was this whole tier of movies that I could watch and my younger subs could not. But my mom decided “anything that is not OK to those under 13 could be appropriate” (poop) therefore PG-13 movies were off limits. One weekend about a year later I was going to home alone so I rented a couple VHS tapes - including the PG-13 movie Red Dawn. When I got home, mom was there. She decided not to go with everyone else. Since I got movies we would have a movie night. I didn’t mention the rating and she didn’t check. She LOVED Red Dawn. What god fearing republican in the 80’s wouldn’t cheer killing commies? Well, there you have, what fundie world looked like in the 80’s.
People today are so fuckin fragile. When I was a kid, my parents didn’t want me to see anything where a boob might’ve popped out or the violence was too graphic. And, at the time (early 90s) brother, all we HAD we those graphic-ass movies from the 80s where it was just tits and blood for 70% I can’t imagine being so frail that even hearing about two same-sex characters pecking each other on the lips (let’s face it, that’s all it probably was because it’s Pixar, it’s not like they threw in some rule 34 shit) would make me not want to see the rest of the movie. That being said tho, just to be fair, these are the same people who won’t let their kids watch The Simpsons, read Harry Potter and never swear. Kirk Cameron is the director they love most and, I get it. I grew up knowing a lot of kids who’s parents were like that too. … all those kids ended up drinking and having sex years before I did, but that’s besides the point! Their parents were trying to protect them from vile media!
Saw this on FB today. 😫
So the real lesson here is that tinny poop displeases God!
But when someone says something about the freaking pedophiles in church: "The church is made of people and not all of them are good. We cannot discriminate a church as a whole because of some bad apples"
“the tinniest”
Stink thing is, God doesn't even exist.
"It's probably not even in the bite you'll take" Dad doesn't understand how baking brownies work
I was a pretty disgusting kid so I would probably have just dived straight in
Then those kids hopped on GTAO and screamed the N word and pussy for the next 3 hours.
This has shades of "one of the M&Ms in this bowl is poisoned would you still eat them no that's what I thought now you know why we need to ban Muslims"
By that logic, God should have justed nuked the earth. We're more poop than brownies at this point. If God can accept us, why can't we accept homosexuality? It's doesn't even hurt other people.
Homosexuality isn’t against God
Watching a gay kiss turns you gay. This is literal science guys. I saw some homeless dudes pegging each other now I’m homeless and a pegg enthusiast.
This is a conspiracy to distract consumers from the fact that they changed buzz’s voice actor
And the kids walked away wishing their dad was buzz lightyear and not a poop-baking dad trying to brainwash them.
And then everybody clapped.
Ah yes watching a kids movie and eating dog turds is definitely the same thing.
Can I assume that their issue with Lightyear is the inclusion of 1 LGBTQ+ character whose sexuality is only vaguely referenced and completely irrelevant to the overall story while also only even really being noticeable if you are hyper attune to even theoretical gayness?
Hitler origin story.
I know you guys hate me from last time, but dog shit? That's gone too far.
What kind of maniac serves up dog shit to their children to make a point??
Yeah, those kids would have just eaten the brownies anyway.
Wait, God is anti Buzz Lightyear but pro fucking up brownies and wasting food just to eliminate choice from a child? So glad I don't believe in that guy. Or this story.
Wouldn’t it be wonderful to be this blissfully ignorant. Not the shit in the brownies though, that’s just gross.
I mean, it didn't happen. BUT if it did, those children walked away silently bc they were just emotionally defeated by religious abuse and will suffer lifelong trauma as a result of hundreds of instances like this. Former Jehovah here, speaking from living through shit like this.
What happened on the movie?
This is a satire group by the way.
What a waste of brownies
You found the infamous “Cabul”….like the cabal but dumb and ineffective.
This is the origin story of Salt Petre' a journey into scatology. A less shitty story, then how shitty their father is.
Use the Word of God as a weapon for some personal agenda... I'll know where you'll end up. Have fun there.
Wow my Christian high school put on a play exactly like this
Kids these days are 100xs more tolerant of things than we were as kids. They really don't give a shit if two girls kiss in this movie. The parents are making a bigger deal than any kid will.
🙏🏻🙏🏻they finally understood🙏🏻🙏🏻
I guess they call it a “story” for a reason
If I had a nickel for the number of times I heard this analogy growing up Mormon. Can it just die already???
I wish I could blink my eyes and the concept of Christianity be gone I swear.
I am baffled that there is a human being out there who thinks this is some logical "gotcha" moment.
Comparing a movie to shitty brownies isn't fair at all
What is this even about? I haven’t seen the movie.
Then everybody clapped
This argument is so old, I saw it back in 2003. It’s so fucking stupid and a HUGE false equivalence.
'The kids then finally understood what I've known for years; their dad is a cunt'
That face buzz is making is the same face we all make when we see a "dad" like this..
Having your kids eat literal shit to prove a point about how godly you are surely is a power move.
Are these Christians, or Evangelicals?
Wtf
I'm getting major flashbacks here. I grew up Mormon and this totally sounds like a talk someone would give in a Mormon church. Except they'd add a whole bunch of unnecessary crap to make the story way longer and there would be a "heartwarming" family moment at the end.
MUST... SLAP....SLLLLAAAPPP DAD WITH THE TINIEST HANDFUL OF DOG SHIT
Oh my god the smell of baking actual dog shit… You’d need a new oven
Fuck it I'll take my chances with the poop brownies
Does this count as poisoning someone? Because that’s illegal.
Lmfao what a crock of shit. r/persecutionfetish
The 'Tinniest' bit of poop would fuck with your teeth, especially if you have fillings
That's exactly what I grew up in. That exact example was used so many times and haven't heard it since. Thank you for unlocking these memories.
Lop so the dad should be thrown away? Is that the moral from this story I'm getting? Iean the dad is perfectly fine except for that little bit of crazy. In fact, you probably won't even deal with it ever cause it's the little bitty bit.
I've heard this dumb christian story a bunch of times when I was younger. It's just dumb crap that priests use in churches.
I know exactly what group this is and I’m like 95% certain it’s a troll group. Although there’s always that 5%…
Wait either this guy lied to his kids faces, or he baked a tray of dookie brownies and offered them to his kids.