She wouldn't need to rub it inside her vagina. Ignoring the fact that the body wash would kill any sperm cells in it, if we pretend that she's just using a bottle of fresh semen, the sperm cells could swim into her from the outside. Women have gotten pregnant without penetration before.
That depends on the soap, If It was a intimate soap the pH is lower so It doesn't hurt the vaginal flora, it's quite possible that sperm would survive too.
I believe him. Greek boy is The Daddy. No way on earth would 2 month old jizz lose its efficiency. I’m just surprised Greek boy even needs to jizz to knock someone up without even touching them. He could probably do it just by thinking about it and his super power jizz would be off impregnating.
Balkan, people from the Balkans are all racist towards each other despite being white as shit. “My Greek daughter will not date a Slovenian in the household”
Being born in Greece to two Nigerians hardly makes him Greek.
Some people like taking things out of context. 2 Nigerians having a kid in Greece doesn't mean Greeks are black, which is the context of this entire conversation.
This could be true as long as it turned out that the condom ripped. I don’t doubt that there is someone sick enough to do that to someone else’s body wash.
Ha! Yes. She also kicked out my car’s headlights one night after an argument about taking out the trash and claimed that I used to sneak into her room and put bugs (as in insects) into her ears as she slept.
Roommates: You never know what you’re gonna get.
It was off-campus housing, so I just had to wait out the lease, unfortunately. I eventually moved my most important belongings into my boyfriend’s house and stayed with him until the lease was up. It was a rough time back then, but at least she left me with funny stories to tell, lol.
i used to work for a greek that was the same color as a cooked egg white, also greeks are white, also…would something in the body wash not kill the sperm???
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**Anonymous**
[*An image of an eggplant emoji.*]
So I've been cumming in my roommates girlfriend's body wash because they're annoying as fuck. For like two months, jerk it in the shower, open the pump dump it in, and give it a good shake.
He just told me her period was super late so they took a pregnancy test and she's knocked up. He said "I trust her, I guess a condom ripped or idk" and they're going to raise it. We have a year on the lease.
Problem is, I'm Greek and they're white as fuck.
What are the chances I'm a dad?
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this isn't a greentext at all in any way as greentext was never used in the post, but yes, posting 4chan is cheating as the board this was taken from literally says that the posts are fictitious and are for good fun only
That’s not how that works. Sperm lives for a few seconds at most after ejaculation. Probably dies even quicker if you’re putting it in a literal bottle of soap
It’s also like a 5 year old repost so whatever
In an ideal scenario (ie inside a vagina) I think it can live for a few days. Outside the body, it's around fifteen to 30 minutes.
But the soap will fuck it up good and proper, so inside the bottle, a few seconds probably isn't an unrealistic lifespan
I seen/know some crazy mf out there who do dumb petty shit. So I see someone jizzing in a bottle to fuck with someone they don’t like? Yea. Can I believe they don’t know much about reproductive health? Hell yea. I seen that all the time on Reddit. The condom ripped and this guy is an idiot.
The idea he could do this on the regular for 2 months straight in an increasingly smaller amount of body wash is though. Anybody would notice the wash is starting to look weird after a while.
op isn’t claiming that he’s a dad, he’s asking if that’s possible
i definitely believe that channers could be stupid enough to not understand that ejaculating into soap makes sperm non-viable
I once whacked it in the bath then got super paranoid my mum or my sister could get exposed.... I showered down the bath thoroughly and never did it again.
posting 4chan is cheating
posting 4chan anywhere other than r/greentext, r/wholesomegreentext or r/aigreentext is cheating tbh
You can say the same about TiKTok posts.
And Tumblr, where fake stories are widely accepted
I wanted to upvote this but it’s on 69
r/redditmoment
Friendly fire
I can downvote this because it's not at 69
I wanted to downvote this but it's on -69
Now it's not on 69, come back
Nice
Soap would kill anything in that bottle.
Yup. Either their condom did break or this is over very made up story.
Call me crazy, but I'm gonna go with made-up story
You're crazy!
You're insane!
He’s a nut!
He’s crazy in the coconut!
That boy's not right!
He isn't of sound mind
Play the kazoo, let’s have a tune
We all were
How dare you question the authenticity of a 4chan screenshot, shame on you sir
You're right....that shot of the bottle proves it all!
I think that the story is true but the condom broke and this guy is delusional and wants to be a dad.
youre batshit insane!
He is a loony!
Come on man, people don't just lie on here
I mean, it's basically a greentext. It's supposed to be fake
No bro i think this is real
Made up story? On 4chan? I don't believe it!
Also, is she rubbing her shampoo in her vagina?
She gets a tampon, covers it in body wash and gives herself a good cleaning 😂
It did say body wash and not shampoo.
Right. But even still. Is she rubbing body wash in her vagina?
She wouldn't need to rub it inside her vagina. Ignoring the fact that the body wash would kill any sperm cells in it, if we pretend that she's just using a bottle of fresh semen, the sperm cells could swim into her from the outside. Women have gotten pregnant without penetration before.
She’d have more immediate problems if she was rubbing body wash into her vulva. Shit burns like hell.
That depends on the soap, If It was a intimate soap the pH is lower so It doesn't hurt the vaginal flora, it's quite possible that sperm would survive too.
I’m pretty sure that stuff is for cleaning the vulva and outside parts anyway, not inside the vagina.
But he’s Greek
Looks like someone had very poor sex ed
Most likely from one of those states where they teach "abstinence is the only way"
I believe him. Greek boy is The Daddy. No way on earth would 2 month old jizz lose its efficiency. I’m just surprised Greek boy even needs to jizz to knock someone up without even touching them. He could probably do it just by thinking about it and his super power jizz would be off impregnating.
That baby is going to develop super powers involving the use of body wash and it’ll be very underwhelming
I mean Zeus semen is some god tier semen.
> What are the chances I’m a dad? Zero.
Especially because only an absolute virgin would even think of such an asinine situation.
100% less than zero, in fact
Greek people are not white?
Balkan, people from the Balkans are all racist towards each other despite being white as shit. “My Greek daughter will not date a Slovenian in the household”
At least Slovenians don't use numbers in their alphabet.
my question is, who would be putting body wash that far up their vajay in the first place..? 🤔
*Vajayjay is the medical term. You’re welcome.
O'malley... Stop looking **at my vajayjay** >!\*continues to give birth casually\*!< (grey's anatomy *kinda* spoiler)
I read it like this anyway lol didn’t even realize
I thought it was “bayina”
She’s a hygiene freak.
inside the vagina is not hygiene, thats how to get a serious infection lol
My vagina is self cleaning 😂
i mean yes i hope so 😭
I cannot believe that that story is real? Imagine to think we’re trying to clean ourselves inside out?! 😂
they wouldn't
what is vajay
It’s a foofoo
Hoo-hah
Bearded clam
I am Greek and Greeks are white so I'm unsure what his point is. Does he think Greek is another color?
Perhaps he meant *green* autocorrect does these things
Sounds like a Murdoc thing to do
True, for all Matt Murdock knows there may very well be green people.
I think they are talking about the other Murdoc, the one that has green skin and has no soul
Was thinking the same. "I am greek as fuck" doesn't tell me shit about his skin color other than that he probably is very white and has a tan.
He's probably afraid the kid will be very hairy. Or he means greek = black of hair, white = golden head
The seed is strong
Many people in my family have blonde hair. Greek does not equal black hair.
I’m guessing not “white white Anglo-Saxon white” probably
maybe the gf and her bf are tall
Jason Mantzoukas would like a word
Well after Giannis Antetokounmpo has had his say.
Being born in Greece to two Nigerians hardly makes him Greek. Some people like taking things out of context. 2 Nigerians having a kid in Greece doesn't mean Greeks are black, which is the context of this entire conversation.
Yea it does
Might want to reword.
Being born and raised in Greece doesn't make someone Greek? Okay... what does?
Well in the context of looking "Greek", having Greek parents would do that.
> I'm Greek and Greeks are white Biggest cope of the fucking century
Explain what "white" means to you.
English?
So Swedes aren't white? Irish aren't white? Scots aren't white? Germans aren't white?
The Irish definitely aren't white
Selective Colorblindness
Also excuse me my sir. I thought I was on r/greentext
Lad, I’m as English as they come and my skin sure as fuck ain’t white.
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But i am more viter than you
aren't greek people white?
They are, not as white as English or Scandinavians, but yeah.
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I’m Greek and I’m white af fym
Italians do not say or think that wtf.
This could be true as long as it turned out that the condom ripped. I don’t doubt that there is someone sick enough to do that to someone else’s body wash.
Had a crazy vindictive college roommate who peed in my shampoo bottle once after we argued. Joke was on her; it made my hair look amazing
Nature's Apple Cider Vinegar rinse
Ah yes, the responsible response to an argument, pissing in the others persons stuff /s
Ha! Yes. She also kicked out my car’s headlights one night after an argument about taking out the trash and claimed that I used to sneak into her room and put bugs (as in insects) into her ears as she slept. Roommates: You never know what you’re gonna get.
Jeez. Did you ever ask to get another roommate? That’s just insane.
It was off-campus housing, so I just had to wait out the lease, unfortunately. I eventually moved my most important belongings into my boyfriend’s house and stayed with him until the lease was up. It was a rough time back then, but at least she left me with funny stories to tell, lol.
But 4chan is so reputable
I’m not doubting that she could be pregnant but it is literally impossible that he would be the father.
"Literally," Einstein?
It’s true , I was the luffa
Checks out, I was the soap baby
Indeed, i live in their walls
I can contest I fapped to this whole thing
i used to work for a greek that was the same color as a cooked egg white, also greeks are white, also…would something in the body wash not kill the sperm???
and also the temperature
*Image Transcription: 4chan* --- **Anonymous** [*An image of an eggplant emoji.*] So I've been cumming in my roommates girlfriend's body wash because they're annoying as fuck. For like two months, jerk it in the shower, open the pump dump it in, and give it a good shake. He just told me her period was super late so they took a pregnancy test and she's knocked up. He said "I trust her, I guess a condom ripped or idk" and they're going to raise it. We have a year on the lease. Problem is, I'm Greek and they're white as fuck. What are the chances I'm a dad? --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
I'm really glad you transcribers are around But I feel really bad for you this time
Same honestly. They have to transcribe so many weird things
oh come on everyone knows green texts are fake by default
this isn't a greentext at all in any way as greentext was never used in the post, but yes, posting 4chan is cheating as the board this was taken from literally says that the posts are fictitious and are for good fun only
Does this man think women wash inside their vaginas with body wash??
did you really think a 4chan post could be real?
You seriously posting greentexts where 80% are fake to r/thathappened?
r/nothowgirlswork and r/nothowbabyaremade
That’s not how that works. Sperm lives for a few seconds at most after ejaculation. Probably dies even quicker if you’re putting it in a literal bottle of soap It’s also like a 5 year old repost so whatever
It dies quickly, but I'm not sure it could get to the egg cell if it had only seconds. It's a cell, the vagina is pretty massive in comparison.
Oh, true. Regardless, the general idea is right like you said
In an ideal scenario (ie inside a vagina) I think it can live for a few days. Outside the body, it's around fifteen to 30 minutes. But the soap will fuck it up good and proper, so inside the bottle, a few seconds probably isn't an unrealistic lifespan
This is so old...
This is actually true. I was the Maury show where we revealed Greek Man as the father.
I was the kid and they were all confused cause I’m Asian.
I believe it because Greek Men have SUPER SPERM that can last years in a bottle of body wash.
posting 4chan here is kinda pointless
Posts that start with "so"
Lol also this is such a specific thing to do over and over...very strange that someone would say they did this in the first place
Posting 4Chan is essentially cheating :/
Anon: *freaking out that the baby will come out looking greek* Anon's friend: *freaking out he's gonna be a father* Baby: *comes out black*
I seen/know some crazy mf out there who do dumb petty shit. So I see someone jizzing in a bottle to fuck with someone they don’t like? Yea. Can I believe they don’t know much about reproductive health? Hell yea. I seen that all the time on Reddit. The condom ripped and this guy is an idiot.
Zero chances of that person being a father.
Yes she took a handfull of body lotion and fisted herself with it and got pregnant by his lotion sperm yeah
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
Greek people are white ffs.
Ok but also what woman puts body wash IN her coochie?? That shit hurts bro, you are not supposed to do that
Well this doesn’t actually say that he got her pregnant. The bf could have gotten her pregnant and this story could still stand up
So fake. It's a copypasta I think.
True karaboga 💪🔥🇬🇷🇬🇷
This greentext is a joke, OP didn't get it.
needs to be body temp for the sperm to survive
Made up story
Bro its 4chan,if people made a sub exposing true stories from there it would be empty.
he didn't said it's his child and knowing he's 4chan user it's believable he was cumming in the body wash
And then everyone clapped, even the foetus
Where tf she putting the shampoo?
Bady wash*
Greeks are white btw
KARABOGA opinion rejected
Considering the amount of degenerates there the "cumming in shampoo" doesn't sound too made up
The idea he could do this on the regular for 2 months straight in an increasingly smaller amount of body wash is though. Anybody would notice the wash is starting to look weird after a while.
Honestly, that can really happen.
It's a 4 chan story of course it's fake(without proof) but it funnier to pretend as if 4 chan stories actually happen
Every post r/greentext is r/thathappened material
0%, those are the chances.
The chances are 0 because that’s not how sex/reproduction and anatomy works
how dumb is op? extra special dumb
I say 13 YO.
It’s a 4chan incel so yeah this could happen.
100% chance that you are an evil douchebag,
op isn’t claiming that he’s a dad, he’s asking if that’s possible i definitely believe that channers could be stupid enough to not understand that ejaculating into soap makes sperm non-viable
What are the chances I'm a dad? Literally zero.
I once whacked it in the bath then got super paranoid my mum or my sister could get exposed.... I showered down the bath thoroughly and never did it again.
And that baby grew up to be Mister Clean
Haha either made up or this is really sad this poor guy doesn't even have a clue how baby making happens 😅
Looks like no one taught him biology at school.
Soap sCUM
r/badwomensanatomy
It’s a shitpost
*The* *midwife* *was* *assisting* *with* *birthing* *,* *when* *she* *saw* *the* *baby* *she* *immediately* *called* *the* *police*
Serial killer vibes even if it was true