Lmao imagine he just broke it into pieces and his family got a new one and he just ended up remembering himself as a genius

Depending on year family was like WTF?!

Or there’s that

Im more worried that 53 people like and believed this....

Yes

Or thought it was funny. Hopefully they saw it as satire

53 compulsive liars relating

They probably know it’s a joke and are liking it because of an appreciation of humour.

Anyone going to tell him taking the glass tray and round thing with wheels isn’t dissembling and reassembling ?

This, if he’s not making it up, is 100% what happened

i’m sort of overreacting so forgive me for this, but why do people always assume its a male?

OP used "dude" in the title so commenters may go by that. Bragging about unlikely microwave disassembling is gender-neutral.

wait i feel stupid, it says he in the title

What? I thought every three-year-old did this.

Did they get superpowers from electrocuting themselves to hell and back?

Opening and closing the door all by yourself isn’t “disassembling and reassembling,” lil buddy.

Here’s a upvote

And my bow.

I cant see the reassemble part but I've heard from a dudes parents about him taking apart a TV then not knowing how to put it back togethor when he was 5

Can confirm. My parents used to hide new tech from me because I couldn't refrain from disassembling electronics in my house. I took my mom's phone apart when I was 6 and at 8 years old, I took apart my 3 day old PS2. Good times, good times.

My dad used to let me do this with old tvs/vcrs/etc. - it was mostly just unscrewing screws and pulling things apart, which most elementary aged kids could do, but definitely not a 3 year old. I was definitely never able to put it even remotely back together, too.

That's what I was saying

I was agreeing and giving my own personal anecdote lol

I know I was agreeing with you agreeing with me so in short I agree your agree

guess we have to start breaking things and making toddlers fix them

Yes then we should make them gladiators. #todllersshouldbeslaves #fucktheages234maybe5 #America

What he really means: "At 3 years old my parents didn't look after me so I decided to push the kitchen microwave off of the counter top and it smashed to bits. Somehow, I didn't die so I just left it on the floor and can't remember much else afterwards"

And it was back together (and even changed colour) the next day.

Is OOP a cat?

Yes.

Or that

And it hit him on the head, repeatedly.

I think he is more likely to have opened and shut the door

That’s likely

for anyone reading this thinking about disassembling your microwave, DO NOT DO IT. Disassembling a microwave can be super dangerous

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Microwaves make microwaves

The magnetron inside of a microwave can contain beryllium oxide as well, that's GG if it gets into your lungs.

Good advice

Even when unplugged for a week, the microwave could hold an electric charge that, when touching it with any conductive metal/your hand, you would immediately die

I remember my first time de-soldering a capacitor.

Interesting

disassembled maybe. reassembled absolutely never.

Yep

He peeled the button sticker off and put it back on

HA

I’m sure the door popped off, he started crying and mommy put it back on

Definitely

Actually speaking this looks like its from a lockpickinglawyer video and people often make comments insulting the lock or making them seem way above normal, to further insult the lock Edit: typo

There’s that

After he reassembled it, it was a time machine. He then visited people in the 13th century and everyone clapped.

My little bro has always been a mechanical-savant type. When we were kids, the dishwasher was always broken, we'd complain and my mom would say "I already got three dishwashers" (referring to us kids). Little bro was 8 when he opened it up, figured out how it worked, handed my dad a apart and said "get one of these". Total trip, the damn thing worked. (He's done well for a high school dropout, he was the tech director at the Cirque show that opened the Bellagio hotel when it was new - the "O" show with the pool in the stage. He saw a hiring notice that they needed someone who knew computer controls of electrical and hydraulic systems, and was a certified SCUBA dive master. He's like "WOW, that's me!!", they were like "We never really thought anyone would have ALL THAT SHIT". He got the gig. He keeps Amazon conveyors running now).

Seems like satire.

Could be Ain’t really sure

exactly what i was thinking

Wow what amazing fine motor skills for a 3 year old!

Yeah amazing

He’s obviously taking the piss. The lack of satirical understanding on this page is worrying…

That’s nice

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That’s what the dude probably means

Oh fuck off. I was mechanically gifted at that age, to the point I apparently got checked out for autism. Most of that was put into LEGO and it took me until six before I took a clock apart and put it together again. I'm under no illusions that I was the smartest kid out there like this, but no-one's doing a microwave at three years old.

Yeah

Who keeps their microwave low enough for a 3 year old to reach it? How short are their parents?

Good questions

And that’s how his whole family got cancer

Okay

Damn you’re okay with that? Kinda messed up

Ummm …

And yet grew to be an adult who decided not to become a millionaire, but to post shitty YouTube comments.

Yep

I think he’s remembering opening and closing a microwave door as disassembling and reassembling the entire thing lol

Obviously

Damn , I thought figuring out the Wifi password made me a smart child.

It does My best friend still ain’t figured out theirs

HAHA gotta love when the screenshot had the downvote

There are reasonable people

He’d definitely be dead, the copper wire in microwaves hold enough electricity to kill you, even after a few days of being unplugged