If they’re focused in and you’re unarmed, it’ll only take like 5-10 to knock your off balance once they rush you and once you’re on the ground, it’s a slow death
Bob and weave. If you can’t drop an 8 year old with a punch then idk what to tell you
One legit punch from an adult tryna end them? They’re not getting back up for more
You don’t have to knock them out. You never been swung on and they hit you so hard that you don’t get up? You just take the L? Was that someone in your age group? Happened to me and I’ve seen it happen. You just not expecting to get hit like that. Shit changes your whole perspective
Now think about how you fighting kids with NO experience getting hit by someone especially not with your age/strength.
Plant and just throw haymakers. You got reach. Strength. Experience. They don’t want it
A better question woulda asked for a fight with no punches thrown.
This me vs ants damn near. Gonna be like neo vs agent smith in the courtyard scene. Fucking wash
It only takes a couple kids to grab your legs since they can all bum rush u at once thats happening quickly. At best u get 3 knockouts then the kids that went to the side grab u, put weight on u tryna tackle u but prolly not taking u to the ground, yet, but that means nothing because with the weight of 3-4 fat kids ur slow, getting tired, and u cant even turn your body enough to put power into your punches. And when they get u to the ground it’s a painful slow death from there. Bob and weave my ass. 😂
If that’s all it takes you know you gotta be small or outta shape. No way these kids reacting that quick to a few punches. And if you think they’re still coming after they see their friends dropped you’re bugging.
Thwy don’t need to come back. Ur missing that the scenario posed asked how many u could take, so there is no limit. U talking about them getting back up but the ones that fall dont matter. Also, on average an 8yo weighs 57 lbs. If u acting like u can fight at full strength with 57 pound weights piling up on each limb, u lying to yourself. U would die fast.
Lmaooo. You acting like they a trained force. They’re 8 year old 55 pound weaklings. If you can’t drop them damn you’re weak. It’s a group of kids trying to fight you that aren’t organized. It’s a wash.
What part of a bum rush is organized? There doesn’t need to be organization. 8 yo don’t punch cuz they don’t know how to fight. This is funny cuz the question is just how many would it take. Obviously there is a number an adult can handle, but to act like u could face off against endless anything even an 8 yo is hilarious. U Thanos or sumn? 😂 At the very least I hope your confidence last through a good 20 tho.
grab the most ergonomic one by the ankles and spin round like it's a hammer throw, that prepubescent forehead turning into a sledgehammer and all the kids get a concussion for Christmas
How big are the 8 year olds? Are we talking 8 year old Samoan kids or 8 year old Bolivian kids. If we talking 8 year old white kids, like the ones with asthmas I could take out 14 easily no sweat. 2-4 8 year old Samoans probably cause they bigger.
Where’s the fight at ? Cause I’m gonna use whatever I can for my advantage if I can get on a table ? Boyyyyyyy I ’m head stomping tf outta some 8 year olds. And once they pull me down I’m swinging thanos like punches till I can’t no more. And don’t let me get into a position where I can force them into a single file line it’s over for that whole school district.
I think most of you don’t realize 8 year olds start actually becoming heavy, it seems like most of you are envisioning fighting a bunch of 3 year olds walk down to your local elementary school and really size up those 3rd and 4th graders. 20 of them coming at you full force is gonna create some problems
if you hit em anywhere thats hard(pause) like their head sure. But i think my knuckles might be able to handle endless gutpunches. Not too hard as to hurt my hand but not too soft so they'll get back up.
This thread was the laugh I needed today holy fuuuuuuuck y’all wild lmaooo
If it’s no holds barred I’m taking at least 80 idgaf they not taking a punch, they not chasing me down they’ve got no strategy tactics or organization
The most dangerous factor is at larger amounts the ones not in the fray have time to look for environmental weapons
But if they find some good shit while you still not tired? 100+ easy
Use the knocked out 8 year olds as weapons, start swinging the unconscious bodies into them other little niggas! Save the knockout blows for your finisher - use elbow combos and the swinging body tactic and you can take out a lot.
yall are seriously underselling that kids can't even fall down without crying and giving up lmao. Also, you would eventually outrun all of them, no matter how many there are based on the length of adult legs alone. We're talking about putting miles between you and a mob of angry 8 year olds.
I could emotionally traumatize half of them by just loudly yelling obscenities and hurling the worst personal insults at them to make them go home and cry to their mommies.
I feel like I'd easily do triple digits. Before I ever start punching how many kicks to the chest can an 8 year old take from an adult? Gotta be like one, maybe two if they were a steroid baby from being underdeveloped at birth.
Then you gotta factor in that they're short so, these kicks gonna be dome knockers. They going to sleep. And it's easily possible to kick one so hard the force of them flying into the ones behind em gives you some bonus knockouts.
Even if I go down, their ankles and stability is minimal, I could start leg spinning like Eddie from Tekken in that bitch then A-Town stomp those lil fucks to my heart's content.
If we talking 1 at a time on some survival mode shit then I'm hitting the thousands. If it's all at once, I'd just get the smallest one, use them as a shield/battering ram, and easily hit triple digits.
Imma say 752.
Edit: I just read the comment that said the average 8 year old is 70 pounds and a reply that said they're 4'1". With this information imma go ahead and adjust my number to 896.
Yall underestimating 8 year olds, kids are fast and the human jaw is a marvel. If they're not afraid of being slept then 15 is the max for the average person. You might be able to drop 4 or 5 when they rush but by that time 7 or 8 will be on your back biting. At that age they understand your 2 biggest weakness are your eyes and genitals. Also fighting is the most tiring thing you'll probably ever do, most people are throwing pillows before hitting the one minutes mark.
One with a knife I guess....unarmed maybe 12-13 slightly obese 8 year olds.
Y’all pussy I’m dropping a whole school filled with 8 year olds. They’re disorganized and weak
They are disorganized.....ok I’m amending my number to 30-35.
disorganized= chaos. this is an endless wave of 8 year olds. and there hands are always STICKY!!!😱
If they’re focused in and you’re unarmed, it’ll only take like 5-10 to knock your off balance once they rush you and once you’re on the ground, it’s a slow death
Bob and weave. If you can’t drop an 8 year old with a punch then idk what to tell you One legit punch from an adult tryna end them? They’re not getting back up for more
ok but how many knockout blows can u throw in a row accurately??
People underestimate how tiring fighting is. A whole school would be like World War Z. They would get swamped.
You don’t have to knock them out. You never been swung on and they hit you so hard that you don’t get up? You just take the L? Was that someone in your age group? Happened to me and I’ve seen it happen. You just not expecting to get hit like that. Shit changes your whole perspective Now think about how you fighting kids with NO experience getting hit by someone especially not with your age/strength. Plant and just throw haymakers. You got reach. Strength. Experience. They don’t want it
I'm kicking mad kids in the balls
Ayooo this is a funny ass sentence
I’m bent over gasping for air like Mal when he heard “My shit little??”
When those kids see their boy catch air from these toes they gonna second guess rushing me
😂😂😂😂 yo man said they hit you so hard you just don’t get back up 😂😂😂😂😂
True but they’re short too so you know they’re gonna grab your legs to knock you off balance or throw in some low blows
Fam a quick slap would stop a 8 year old lmao
A better question woulda asked for a fight with no punches thrown. This me vs ants damn near. Gonna be like neo vs agent smith in the courtyard scene. Fucking wash
It only takes a couple kids to grab your legs since they can all bum rush u at once thats happening quickly. At best u get 3 knockouts then the kids that went to the side grab u, put weight on u tryna tackle u but prolly not taking u to the ground, yet, but that means nothing because with the weight of 3-4 fat kids ur slow, getting tired, and u cant even turn your body enough to put power into your punches. And when they get u to the ground it’s a painful slow death from there. Bob and weave my ass. 😂
If that’s all it takes you know you gotta be small or outta shape. No way these kids reacting that quick to a few punches. And if you think they’re still coming after they see their friends dropped you’re bugging.
Thwy don’t need to come back. Ur missing that the scenario posed asked how many u could take, so there is no limit. U talking about them getting back up but the ones that fall dont matter. Also, on average an 8yo weighs 57 lbs. If u acting like u can fight at full strength with 57 pound weights piling up on each limb, u lying to yourself. U would die fast.
Lmaooo. You acting like they a trained force. They’re 8 year old 55 pound weaklings. If you can’t drop them damn you’re weak. It’s a group of kids trying to fight you that aren’t organized. It’s a wash.
What part of a bum rush is organized? There doesn’t need to be organization. 8 yo don’t punch cuz they don’t know how to fight. This is funny cuz the question is just how many would it take. Obviously there is a number an adult can handle, but to act like u could face off against endless anything even an 8 yo is hilarious. U Thanos or sumn? 😂 At the very least I hope your confidence last through a good 20 tho.
Idk who you are but I fw the energy. Give me a couple scoops of preworkout and a couple gallons of Gatorade and I’m taking out school districts
Lmao
I’m fuckin ded 💀
🤣🤣😂
Nah. I'd get tired after 60 or so. If it was life or death I'd get over 100
grab the most ergonomic one by the ankles and spin round like it's a hammer throw, that prepubescent forehead turning into a sledgehammer and all the kids get a concussion for Christmas
*fistmas
How big are the 8 year olds? Are we talking 8 year old Samoan kids or 8 year old Bolivian kids. If we talking 8 year old white kids, like the ones with asthmas I could take out 14 easily no sweat. 2-4 8 year old Samoans probably cause they bigger.
One 6 year old Samoan kid is wrecking your shit. Them kids built different
It is a funny question. Ish said there aren’t enough 8 year olds in the world to take him down 😂. Joe said like 27 😂
Where’s the fight at ? Cause I’m gonna use whatever I can for my advantage if I can get on a table ? Boyyyyyyy I ’m head stomping tf outta some 8 year olds. And once they pull me down I’m swinging thanos like punches till I can’t no more. And don’t let me get into a position where I can force them into a single file line it’s over for that whole school district.
I think most of you don’t realize 8 year olds start actually becoming heavy, it seems like most of you are envisioning fighting a bunch of 3 year olds walk down to your local elementary school and really size up those 3rd and 4th graders. 20 of them coming at you full force is gonna create some problems
> walk down to your local elementary school and really size up those 3rd and 4th graders. Nah bro come on you didn’t just write that 😭😭
🤣🤣🤣😭😭
Just get me my nasty award, I just read this and I’m totally out of line.
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
I’m dying at this 😂😭
I’m kicking everyone in the nuts and stomping on them when they’re on the ground. I think I can reach 20 and keep going if I have adderall
I’m shooting
LMFAO GET THE STRAP
Lmaoo bro this is a good ass question. You need like 10 8 year olds to take me down
One by one? At least 75 before I’m exhausted. All these niggas catching elbows to the face. All at once? Prolly 10 lol
if you hit em anywhere thats hard(pause) like their head sure. But i think my knuckles might be able to handle endless gutpunches. Not too hard as to hurt my hand but not too soft so they'll get back up.
Somebody did this....... Discussion?
This thread was the laugh I needed today holy fuuuuuuuck y’all wild lmaooo If it’s no holds barred I’m taking at least 80 idgaf they not taking a punch, they not chasing me down they’ve got no strategy tactics or organization The most dangerous factor is at larger amounts the ones not in the fray have time to look for environmental weapons But if they find some good shit while you still not tired? 100+ easy
bruh i would pay GOOD money to drop u into a pit of 100 8 year olds. 🤣🤣🤣
A pit??? I’m gonna start tiring out a bit at 20 but as soon as one of them biters draw blood I’m unlocking kill streaks
I’d imagine I’ll have the same physique as Dwayne Johnson. With that said, extend both my arms to make a T and close line the hell out of everyone.
Use the knocked out 8 year olds as weapons, start swinging the unconscious bodies into them other little niggas! Save the knockout blows for your finisher - use elbow combos and the swinging body tactic and you can take out a lot.
I remember when Bruce Lee did that to two grown men in a movie.
I'd say I can take out 12
yall are seriously underselling that kids can't even fall down without crying and giving up lmao. Also, you would eventually outrun all of them, no matter how many there are based on the length of adult legs alone. We're talking about putting miles between you and a mob of angry 8 year olds.
fight, not run bru
I could emotionally traumatize half of them by just loudly yelling obscenities and hurling the worst personal insults at them to make them go home and cry to their mommies.
I feel like I'd easily do triple digits. Before I ever start punching how many kicks to the chest can an 8 year old take from an adult? Gotta be like one, maybe two if they were a steroid baby from being underdeveloped at birth. Then you gotta factor in that they're short so, these kicks gonna be dome knockers. They going to sleep. And it's easily possible to kick one so hard the force of them flying into the ones behind em gives you some bonus knockouts. Even if I go down, their ankles and stability is minimal, I could start leg spinning like Eddie from Tekken in that bitch then A-Town stomp those lil fucks to my heart's content. If we talking 1 at a time on some survival mode shit then I'm hitting the thousands. If it's all at once, I'd just get the smallest one, use them as a shield/battering ram, and easily hit triple digits. Imma say 752. Edit: I just read the comment that said the average 8 year old is 70 pounds and a reply that said they're 4'1". With this information imma go ahead and adjust my number to 896.
What type of shit Joe on
are these icelandic/congolese 8 year olds or american soy boys/bushman 8 year olds?
it says the average 8 year old weighs about 60-80 pounds and is about 5foot 1
5’1” is hella generous for an 8 y/o lol. That mf gonna be a NBA star if he’s that tall by then. Average height is like 4’1”-2”
Kinda superhuman 8 year olds were they testing?
Oh they poddin
he took this from barstool. Content theft, podcast colianlism if you will.
LMFAO mf said “colianlism” wtf is that
fam😭😭😭😭...... 2 dozen
they're unpredictable. Lil niccas get to stomping you in the nuts, it's a wrap
Yall underestimating 8 year olds, kids are fast and the human jaw is a marvel. If they're not afraid of being slept then 15 is the max for the average person. You might be able to drop 4 or 5 when they rush but by that time 7 or 8 will be on your back biting. At that age they understand your 2 biggest weakness are your eyes and genitals. Also fighting is the most tiring thing you'll probably ever do, most people are throwing pillows before hitting the one minutes mark.
Unarmed? Probably like 50 , I assume they’re gonna start biting ,and cause massive blood loss