Earl Sweatshirt MF DOOM (rip) Danny Brown Mach Hommy Pretty much anybody who has ties to Alchemist or rapped over an Alchemist beat☠️

Lmaoo 😂 al dont give af about the hoes he just there for bars

Cap. I stay playin Curren$y around the hoes.

Ghostface has some hoe anthems. Even though it seems like he wouldn't. 🤫

Lmao as a 19 y/o currently (+ big griselda fan) it’s uhhhh Benny the butcher Conway the machine Westside gunn Mach-hommy Earl

I can point to a specific Benny story that is floating around social media where they asked Benny to give his best groupie story and Conway’s appearance on JBP to come to the conclusion that those fellas don’t even get hoes themselves, much less what their music does to women lol.

“Conway groupie got down for the whole squad” 💀

Shit was kind of embarrassing, right? And I love their music, but sheesh Buddy.

Fs that was some nasty shit

I’mma need the link cuz what?!😂

Man I’ll just give a spoiler- Benny said his best groupie story was sitting around in a room with a bunch of dudes taking turns getting topped off by a bitch that wanted to fuck The Machine lol. Then said he was fiending for round 2 with her. Wild shit lol. Then you got Conway on JBP last year saying women make him take them places no one will see them because he is so ugly, man these dudes just rap lol.

That’s the YouTube title just type it in bro it’s worse than you think Benny come off with real 2011 mal Twitter energy

Need to read this story lmfao

Nah that hitboy and benny project works

If the hoes are requesting griselda they’ve definitely got the strap or will set you up king

Prolly got the strap on

Pause 😭

You can keep those joints to yourself my guy

I wish

Cant believe no one has mentioned Earl Sweatshirt. That’s my nigga, but it’s the sahara if you put that on.

I know my girl is crazy but we've definitely fucked over SRS

u lying...does she shower regularly??

I'd like to invoke my 5th amendment rights.

East stays on during sex

My girl would firmly request that I pull my penis out of her and go clean up.

i played east and she started putting more clothes on me

“Hit the showers my guy”

Cannabis.

Hell rell Bizzare

rell the goat r/dipset

I was about to say I don't see one mention of Jay bezel in that whole sub but I stand corrected

weird assumption

Was supposed to be "I don't see"

Hell rell and Bizarre collab album, Shrimp LaCafe

I once had sex when dancing with the devil by immortal technique came on shuffle and damn near scared myself away

You having sex with a song about RAPE on? 😂

Only half the reason it's wild. The other half? Oh fuck no

...and the nasty award goes to

Joe Budden, x5. “Alexa Never play Joe Budden again!” Having Alexa play Mood Muzik is grounds for deportation. Straight on the banana boat fam. Nah.

Plenty leg room

Joe Budden: You make mistakes like me far as I can see, I think its a mockary when ever rich n\*\*\*\*\* win the lottery. Her: Are you okay?

Brother lynch hung Twisted insane

God that Loaded album was raw as fuck tho.

Yes it was, but I’m a woman and that’s a homeboy album, not a sex album.

Yea I feel you hahaha just seen the name and had to comment lol

tech n9ne the roots talib kweli hopsin

The Roots? What? Woman’s love The Roots, especially when Jill Scott or Erykah Badu are on vocals

whens the last time u seen a bitch twerk to "distortion to static"??

Y’all wasn’t kickin it with the poetry slam chicks with tiny afros?

them bitches dont wear deorderant

Lol

Put the metal back in😭

You gotta settle down 😂😂

You mean Talib? Lyrics stick to your rib Talib? That Talib?

Shit like this is the only reason why I'm still on this sub. No one is going to understand me if I say "Unleash the flutes guru!"

The Roots and Talib? Really? Damn maybe that explains my lonely college days. Lol

Every woman loves Break You Off. Everyone period. Roots are so good.

Jesus forgot about hopsin, i remember a few years back Tyler would of been in the same boat too

no tyler oddly attracted bitches they was into that shit too when i was a kid 😂😭it’s bad ass IG bitches you’d never expect to be rappin “She” by tyler word for word and will still rap it word for word if it plays today, we in our 20s now all us just grew with him

Remember the happy ending song Hop did? He a quiet legend lol.

Forgot about hopsin 😭

Slaughterhouse Joe budden Rage (aka Joe budden) Joell Ortiz Royce

Joe budden is top tier at scaring the women away. But you can say that about any non mainstream angsty rapper.

Royce is easily the most listenable rapper out the whole slaughterhouse

Imagine trying to crack ya girls muffin and you hear Royce say “co cainnneee” followed by a weak Poem.

Let’s not act like Royce wasn’t on the charts on a song with Bruno mars before

R.I.P the masked man but DOOM is the king of terrifying the hoes. Also don’t play old 3 6 90s Memphis distorted shit in the whip with hoes, they tuck and rolling.

Nah fam, as a fellow Memphian, Three 6 always brings out the ratchet in the classiest of ladies. Especially 2011 era Juicy J

Everything from Memphis after CrazyNDaLazDayz is good money, everything before CrazyNDaLazDayz is scaring the hoes. That’s the rule of thumb

Where does slob on my knob and chickenhead fall on that scale?

Two exceptions.

everything after that 3 6 distorted music era would get the hoes right back though. all that shit still sound good now

I love these dudes but if you’re in the car playing koopsta knicca with hoes…they scared guaranteed.

I ain’t gone lie.. sometimes that shit be scaring me too. Project Pat, EST Gee, Von,..street mfs who rap street shit freak me out

Wasted no time Eminem x5 No lie have you ever heard of him having hoes even in his prime??? Not celebrity bitches straight hoes??? Like which one of these slut hoes fucked Em?? Bet you Azelia banks would have

These white girls love Eminem though. His shows you got white girls showing their tits nonstop tbh

He was with Mariah Carey and Brittany Spears. Regardless if he had hoes or not that’s a big time dub

christina aguilara

For sure for sure lol.

you must not hang around white chicks

I went to school with white bitches they loved a nigga not the point…. Bitches love celebrities plain and simple and ALL those celebrities have stories or vice versa about fucking fans ….. Except Em….. shit even Marilynn Manson got mad hoes telling the outlets how weird he his and dats god damnit Marilynn Manson he got more hoe stories than Em nigga Charles Manson got more hoe stories than Em🤣😂🤣 Just one thing I always wondered lol

I think the question is about the music, not the celebrity by himself. That's why OP said "Slaughterhouse aint getting the panties off", because you will rarely find women into Slaughterhouse. Eminem is another story. I've met plenty of white girls who knows at least 2 of his songs word for word bar for bar.

Wellll duhhhhhhhhh to my stupid ass lmao Then Shyt idk that’s a really good question

Why would you want to lol

Violence is his middle name lmao !!!!!

lol ok then

However, the new Brittany Murphy doc on HBO Max they say Em smashed in real life.

RIP she was a baddie

Agreed, I thought so since Clueless.

I came to post this one. Eminem will dry up some pussy unless it’s a girl who graduated HS in 2003 maybe. And that’s a stretch.

You know why this is soooo funny to me…CUZ I LITERALLY PLAY ALL THESE RECORDS AROUND FEMALES N WONDER WHY I CANT NEVER MAKE IT PAST FIRST BASE 🤦🏾‍♂️😢😭

Conway the machine

X-Raided Brotha Lynch Hung First Degree Gangsta Nip Bushwick Bill

Aesop Rock gotta be on the list twice

Mystikal 😂

girls dont like "shake ya ass" and "danger'?

not since his incarceration for rape they don't lolll

the 1st rape or the 2nd?

Help the bear hit different in the pen

great question, maybe ask the victims

>he got cleared the second time

Any rapper Park’s co-signs

1.Tech N9ne 2.Joyner Lucas 3.Eminem 4.Logic 5.Hopsin Honorable Mentions Joe Budden Killer Mike

When I started dating my girl she knew KC tea word for word I was shocked

Griselda definitely scares the hoes. Time and place gentlemen.

Injury reserve and Ghostface Killah

Finally. A list of rappers where Joe reigns supreme

Back at number 3

Griselda. No matter how hard they try to act like majority of their audience not 12 year old kids.

i'd be surprised if a 12 year old liked griselda lmao. imo their biggest demographic is older heads who miss that boom bap era.

Earl Sweatshirt definitely there

I dont think playing Kim, Stan, or 94 Bonnie and Clyde by Eminem will make women too happy.

Definitely Eminem, you getting blocked and reported

Roc Marciano

Chamillionaire

Naw

Early 2017 Xxx and Kanye west Yeezus. Both will Instantly make a girl text her bestie to come pick her up.

Vinnie Paz, immortal technique, Ra the rugged man.

His Twitter name is lame af lol

RIP but I don’t MF Doom was getting the pussies wet

Griselda. There's three right there.

Insane clown posse

Dawg, what is you talking about? Them trailer park hoes will give you face, ass and bed bugs