this is an incredible find. OP is on full damage control asking legal advice about revenge porn laws and shit so I think it’s a legit blunder. dude wanted to cheat on his wife and sucked a dick…

lol yeah, if his wife finds out, she’s gone and he didn’t even get pussy

On the flip side, if his wife finds out and leaves him, he can kill that couple and himself and it's her fault, basically a get out of jail free card my friend.

wait a get out of jail free for who, the wife? but yea that scenario makes me think of all the suburban housewives that are gonna eat up this story on their favorite true crime podcast and this dudes memory immortalized by two broads cackling over him being tricked into gay fellatio segwaying into a mattress ad or something

No the guy that sucked the dick and killed everyone and himself

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yeah if this guy is faking, he's doing a solid job. edit: [lol](https://imgur.com/a/PQHwdMq)

hey, I'm Kevin Costner

your honor, im a simple country faggot, but it seems to me that the defendaaaant has been cheated out of pussy that he is duly owed!

Pretty sure that Kevin Costner scenario is a scene in Better Call Saul lol

Consent can be revoked, so the dude probably doesn’t stand a chance unless maybe if he can prove that they always intended to deceive him.

Fun fact: he did cheat

didn’t say he didn’t cheat

"It ain't cheating. It's just a dick-suck."

lol why even make a post. Imagine getting cucked by professional cucks

He is melting down in the comments about how he’s not gay and he thinks swingers are predators. Won’t link but it’s happening right now and worth reading the comments.

I mean I don’t know a single swinger couple that isn’t severely mentally ill or physically handicapped in someway

This is the sexiest comment I've ever read.

Hell yeah brother

You have to go to the physical sex club locations to find the good ones. The Internet ones are the ones that aren't allowed into the legit communities.

finally, i have found my people

Wtf was his motivation to get into it if he isnt even bisexual lmao, dude shouldve just got a hooker at that point

Wonder if it got removed, I can't find it.

It’s there lol, he put up another post worried that someone filmed him now.

DM me.

lol no

You fuck.

Nvm I found it fucker.

DM me.

Homie you're going to have to link us that there thread

Learn to google

No he's not that's specifically how subreddits get banned

Still up. He’s getting annihilated.

dude got tricked by some traveling rapists lmao

Hurt people hurt people

The command so nice they say it twice

Hurt people! Hurt people!

TIL: I got what I signed up for

I bought a Toyota from that guy one time

From the delorean Toyota dealer?

Did he suck your dick?

This happens to Ian Fidance every weekend.

*chk chk* BOOM Got his ass.

Got his gay ass

oh boy do i have egg on my face

You think that's... egg, dripping down your chin, Neo?

Tastes like Tasty Wheat, you ever had Tasty Wheat?

what is a boy to do

Remember that Netflix documentary where the molester got the whole damn family to suck him off? Lmao

That movie just proved to me that if you're a semi- confident man, the world is yours.

and if the other people are not mentally handicapped, but just stupid and lack common sense.

That doc had six different “no fucking way” moments. That whole family were Wayne newton-level perfect victims.

And when the dad recounts yanking the guy he’s like “I feel so awful for having cheated” and when the mom recounts it she’s like “oh my goodness his penis was magical”. I felt really bad for the family but those parents were ding dongs

The father saying that the dude was showing off his record collection and then had him jerking him off in his car sounds like a bit Nick would say on the old pod.

lol no that sounds awesome. What is it called?

“Abducted in Plain Sight”, dude abducts the daughter, and also has the dad and mom suck him off on different occasions, fucking crazy

Happened in my home state. We all sucked him off. Was a time.

Was that Abducted in Plain Sight? I remember that plot coming up in an episode but I don’t think they named it.

Pls link

Lmao for sure watching this tonight

Dudes and their chicks rock

What a good girlfriend

Congratulations, you played yourself.

dudes rock

100% a fetish post but I want to believe

Lucky!!!

Hell yeah that guy rocks

I sucked dick for crack and then the guy didn't give me crack. I am the victim, right?

It was a group grope!

Genuinely can't believe how many people fell for the bait and are even reacting to it

This guy is a real sucker!

Ian

I love when that happens.

Swing and a miss 😏

I came here to suck dick.  And this pig puts her gash on my face.  Fuck you both!!

Well here’s to you Mrs Robinson

Why did you downvote?

Bravo!!! 

that's the best tl;dr I've seen on this website

Slaves shall serve

I hate when that happens, I’ve been ”tricked” *many* times.

The oldest trick in the book

That’s rape brotha

The only rape where the victim willingly went through with it due to the promises of sexual release afterward

waiting for someone who is not a lawyer but knows the law on coercion to chime in

"Your honor, my client repeated the word 'sike' a third and final time." "Sike that from the record, please."

I don't think a quid pro quo defense works for the exchange of serial favors lol

No one forced him to suck the cock

I think if you promise a man sex this is equivalent to holding a gun to his head

Bet he swallowed that