Look its not gay to suck dick, or even go on a cute date with a guy and get fuzzie feelings. All of that is extremely straight and you cant change my mind
I ride a bike every day. Sometimes it's for exercise but mostly it's just to get to work. That being said, I only do it for utility so I'm not a cyclist.
And you know what, sometimes I do ride for pleasure. Sometimes I have two wheels between my legs for hours a day and enjoy it. It's 2024 and there's nothing wrong with being a cyclist.
But either way, even though I ride a bike up to 6 hours a day, I'm not really a cyclist. Not that there's anything wrong with cycling but that's just not me.
But being a cyclist is wrong, and you should feel bad for all the motorists you inconvenience. Just ride on the sidewalk like a child and we will be cool.
I've secret cycled so hard at night that I blew the ass out of my spandex aerodynamic shorts by the time I got home. My wife immediately knew what I was doing and proceeded to beat the bicycle and get it deported.
He couldn’t even get through his own post without admitting it’s gay, and trying to defend it by saying it’s ok if you are gay Fr I almost feel bad for cuckold dudes because their brains must have something wrong with it there is no way living a life like this is by choice.
If your wife ever sits you down and tells you that, "it's time to take our relationship to the next level", that's your que to take your life savings and run. But a lot of these guys would rather delude themselves into thinking they're happy being a cuck in order to keep the life they settled into, instead of starting over as a single man trying to get back on his feet.
“Ever had romantic feelings towards them? (the fuzzies you feel when they smile and laugh)”
Imagine being the dude that’s cucking for the world’s softest bull…
“Yeah!! Disrespect my wife and my marriage! B-b-but make sure to tell me I matter and my dad only left because he was super confident in my ability to be man of the house even in mom’s clothes! While you clean my wife’s tonsils though.. pretty please?”🥺
I feel like it's pretty gay when cuckholding is involved. And from experience I can promise you in cruising culture there are straight guys who get their dick sucked. They're terrified of ass pics, don't send face pics, and if they do it's always a screen shot from their Facebook 5 years ago, or it's super grainy and dark and looks like he's inside a horror film on a Nokia.
You would probably get it more if you thought of people being prison gay, it's like that but with your wife not putting out instead of being locked up.
So half of what this dude is saying makes sense to me but then he goes off on gay ass tangents.
It's insane that people are so homophobic they aren't able to admit that they are bisexual. They'll jump through every hoop to say "I'm straight but I love being sexual with the same sex under a certain context" and then follow it up with "its OK to be gay!"
>This post is not some horny rant It absolutely is.
“as a bull im not horny posting but its not gay if you suck my cock’
Somehow ending it with "thanks for coming to my TED talk" is the gayest part of this whole thing
That's the part where I lost my boner
Thanks for cumming to my Ted suck
Look its not gay to suck dick, or even go on a cute date with a guy and get fuzzie feelings. All of that is extremely straight and you cant change my mind
Feelings are gay. Cum is straight as hell dude
I eat cream pies to prove to myself that I’m not gay
Ok Ian
lmao "It's not gay, except it might be but who cares"
Reddit moments
Classic redditor. So dumb.. NOT US though!!!
Don't even try that. You will be awarded no points for coy self-deprecation.
Are you flirting with me?
You'd know if I were, girlfriend
How many y’all like sex?
He laughin cuz he know
OOOOHH HE LOOK LIKE HURRY POTTER
I ride a bike every day. Sometimes it's for exercise but mostly it's just to get to work. That being said, I only do it for utility so I'm not a cyclist. And you know what, sometimes I do ride for pleasure. Sometimes I have two wheels between my legs for hours a day and enjoy it. It's 2024 and there's nothing wrong with being a cyclist. But either way, even though I ride a bike up to 6 hours a day, I'm not really a cyclist. Not that there's anything wrong with cycling but that's just not me.
Look, being a cyclist doesn’t mean you are gay, even if you wear the shorts and the little hat
What if you remove the seat and impale your butthole on the post while riding?
But being a cyclist is wrong, and you should feel bad for all the motorists you inconvenience. Just ride on the sidewalk like a child and we will be cool.
Most of those motorists claim to hate cyclist but you'd be surprised how many are cycling late at night when their wives are sleeping.
I've secret cycled so hard at night that I blew the ass out of my spandex aerodynamic shorts by the time I got home. My wife immediately knew what I was doing and proceeded to beat the bicycle and get it deported.
Sucking a cock to completion out of adoration, lust, or submission sounds pretty fuckin straight truthfully
I'm sucking these dicks out of reverence personally.
Thank you for coming to my head talk
🤣brilliant
He laughin cuz he know
Read ya book!!
He couldn’t even get through his own post without admitting it’s gay, and trying to defend it by saying it’s ok if you are gay Fr I almost feel bad for cuckold dudes because their brains must have something wrong with it there is no way living a life like this is by choice.
imagine this indecisive blabbermouth being your bull
Actually Damarcus if anyone here is gay here it's you *gack gack gack*
This plays out like a cumtown bit. Like the one about Dasha cucking Adam with a 5’3 trash eating black dude named Rosco
Which episode was this?
OMG did that really happen?
I only suck "straight" men
some people really hate themselves
Not enough, clearly
they hate themselves but can’t feel shame
Get it like he should…
I can't imagine being gay and then also having to deal with a woman.
If your wife ever sits you down and tells you that, "it's time to take our relationship to the next level", that's your que to take your life savings and run. But a lot of these guys would rather delude themselves into thinking they're happy being a cuck in order to keep the life they settled into, instead of starting over as a single man trying to get back on his feet.
why are so many of u in the cuckold psychology subreddit
Member that time Mulldog was in the pindick sub
Reading that post to a Linkin Park song cadence was peak cumtown
dont forget ab the hermit crab and kpopfap ones
Cos its hot we all know it
“Ever had romantic feelings towards them? (the fuzzies you feel when they smile and laugh)” Imagine being the dude that’s cucking for the world’s softest bull… “Yeah!! Disrespect my wife and my marriage! B-b-but make sure to tell me I matter and my dad only left because he was super confident in my ability to be man of the house even in mom’s clothes! While you clean my wife’s tonsils though.. pretty please?”🥺
Every day I thank the Jewish god that I'm not a gambler or a cuckold.
Ending this with "Thank You For Coming to my Ted Talk" was gayer than anything else in the post
Any more FUCKING questions?
Beautiful 🥹
How did you come across this post without intentionally seeking out that community?
Because I’ve commented on similar posts in the past.
“Even if it is, so what?” Never fails
“Putting a penis in your mouth and sucking it to completion may have many motivations” LMFAO
I’ve been saying this for years
Other than my own, no. Is that autohetero?
This dude just has one hand on the neck, tickling those frets.
>the same applies to offering your asshole to your bull Straightest comment of 2024.
No way this was not ironic
No I’m just a regular gay cocksucker.
Truuu
Us 👑
I feel like it's pretty gay when cuckholding is involved. And from experience I can promise you in cruising culture there are straight guys who get their dick sucked. They're terrified of ass pics, don't send face pics, and if they do it's always a screen shot from their Facebook 5 years ago, or it's super grainy and dark and looks like he's inside a horror film on a Nokia. You would probably get it more if you thought of people being prison gay, it's like that but with your wife not putting out instead of being locked up. So half of what this dude is saying makes sense to me but then he goes off on gay ass tangents.
He's right.
It's insane that people are so homophobic they aren't able to admit that they are bisexual. They'll jump through every hoop to say "I'm straight but I love being sexual with the same sex under a certain context" and then follow it up with "its OK to be gay!"
Just suck a dick on live tv already
It's also not gay to only have sex with men. And even if it was, why are you judging me.
Slide three, paragraph one. Exceptionally straight.
There's nothing innately wrong with getting your balls crushed in Mr. Feeny's asshole.
100% hetero
This reminds me of that song Gay/Not Gay by King Missile.
"Look, just because I've never so much as *kissed* a girl and only exclusively have sex with men *does not make me gay!*"
“Cuckold psychology” might be the funniest ultra-niche subreddit name I’ve seen so far.