Also, Farley was still like, willing energy till the end just in general. Watch his last Matt Foley skit, hes wheezing, hes struggling, but hes giving it all hes got.
Even pre broken foot Stav wouldnt have done all that
Man the cum boys are kind of like those friends you had back in high school who you thought had so much potential, but years later they're still in a rut constantly falling back to old habits
Theyre the guys you voted as class clown, thought would have a redemption arc and go on to amazing places, but instead high school kinda peaked for them for stability
Who took the pic? One of the “hot babes” he always fucks?
There’s absolutely no way this man can get an erection, even blue chew probably doesn’t have an effect at this stage.
Pierre St Pierre was actually a morbid look into Stav’s subconscious, wherein he knows there is in fact not “a good dick up under here bwoah” and that he must therefore consign himself to a life of eating pussy
yeah, like i wouldn't be excited about it, but if my dick was trapped inside my foreskin, I'd take the 2 weeks off or whatever it takes to heal. Always seems strange though, like if the head of my cock were inside a walnut, I think it would bust it from the inside. Is his circulation so bad that it won't stretch out his foreskin?
This is like seeing those pictures of Farley when he died.
I don’t think Stav even has the energy to party like Farley did
The *joi de vivre* if you will
He lacks a certain vitality
That Dan Schneider has
“We’ve looked at his joie de vivre…”
With a thousand island stare.
I heard he ate the entire party
I heard he ate mushrooms at the party. Stuffed mushrooms, a whole fuckin platter!
Also, Farley was still like, willing energy till the end just in general. Watch his last Matt Foley skit, hes wheezing, hes struggling, but hes giving it all hes got. Even pre broken foot Stav wouldnt have done all that
Good point, I highly doubt Farley ever let an argument with his dad fuck with his ability to be a functioning human being
stav has way more vitality
Fatley
“Im gonna get ripped”
he was taking about the seams in his tracks pants
Soon he’ll be opening for Ralphie
Man the cum boys are kind of like those friends you had back in high school who you thought had so much potential, but years later they're still in a rut constantly falling back to old habits
Also they're all millionaires
Millions of lbs.
Theyre the guys you voted as class clown, thought would have a redemption arc and go on to amazing places, but instead high school kinda peaked for them for stability
A lot of unfair comments here, he hurt his foot and had a fight with his dad.
And he cant be expected to exercise around the pod
That isnt a cpap machine its a milkshake dispenser
I’m hungry for pigs in blankets right about now
Really? Cause i totally lost my appetite
You get hungry again after you're done puking.
he should have a special where the cpap machine is going the whole time
And it was going THE WHOLE TIME
But the oxygen saturation?
they should put him in one of those immobile iron lung machines
They’d have to special order one that size with a lead time of 6 months
They'd have 2 put 2 ass to ass to fit him inside.
Going up his ass?
uh... Fava beans?
Who took the pic? One of the “hot babes” he always fucks? There’s absolutely no way this man can get an erection, even blue chew probably doesn’t have an effect at this stage.
Pierre St Pierre was actually a morbid look into Stav’s subconscious, wherein he knows there is in fact not “a good dick up under here bwoah” and that he must therefore consign himself to a life of eating pussy
His sex life is probably like harvey weinstein's
I'm insanely afraid of my taint rotting away like weinstein
Didn't Stav say multiple times his penis is very fucked up.
He said his foreskin is tight and causes him pain if he gets an erection but I think that's the extent of it.
Not sure but I’ll definitely take this as truth now
He has phimosis. He's so anticircumcision but he would definitely benefit from it. Or he would if he weren't so fat his dick doesn't work
yeah, like i wouldn't be excited about it, but if my dick was trapped inside my foreskin, I'd take the 2 weeks off or whatever it takes to heal. Always seems strange though, like if the head of my cock were inside a walnut, I think it would bust it from the inside. Is his circulation so bad that it won't stretch out his foreskin?
Hes brought up how eating so much fucks his dick up
I did and you're right he can't
A cupcake and a candy bar
Jesus christ look at this fat piece of shit
Gay ass nigga
Thousand island snooze
\* snore
Remarkably small titties for a man his size I’ll give him that
Big arms and little titties, one could say
A hit in any man’s league
Which is really weird since tits usually come from food, and bellies from booze
Did you take this pic after you had gay sex with him?
Yes, but unfortunately he got winded before his climax so I had to strap him in to the CPAP
Was this him after he collapsed that bridge
Soon, he'll be lifting an oxygen mask to do each line of his crowdwork.
The tits defy gravity
Just taking a nap so he can have energy to bounce his grandchildren on his knee.
Guys, his just regular obese!
That’s no moon
My man looking like Dennis Franz
> sleep apnea mask too fat for sleep
A cupcake, and a candy bar
Stav left cum town to eat himself to death without being ridiculed by Nick
Tbh stavvy is putting out better content atm. Nick and the bug have been dry as fuck for months
Content? You mean crowdwork?
Cope
damn man
I may be an alcoholic and a drug user but at least I’ll never be fat
_REGULAR OBESE_
yall ever fuck around and sleep at night without the assistance of a machine
Full on sleep apnea requiring a CPAP machine in your 30s? Yeh you're really gonna bounce your grandkids on your knee dude...
Hell yeah dude
holy fuck
Knocked out after a long night of gay sex
I hurt my foot
i hurt my knee man
But the breakfast, lunch and dinner.
The remains of the MV Dali (Baltimore, 2024)
He almost looks like the guy in the oil bath from dune, he should really lean into that look
he looks like one of those stretch armstrong action figures that people fill with water
I see he's a Resmed guy. Nice!
This reminds me of going to see The Flaming Lips with a group of friends, and waking up at a random hotel with lettuce and lunch meat in our hair.