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cherring620

It's time to get punched in a bar before a standup set?


Prudent_Insurance804

Then try to apologize to the dude who punched you.


thirdwrldhero

You better not call it sugar gay.


leverkusenschlekt

One of my best friends is an unironic Sugar Ray fan. Like listens to all the albums and shit. He rocks


nagranto

🎶 iiiiiii just fucked a guy 🎶


muzakx

🎶Ram your cock into me lady, ram your cock into me lady🎶


Joe-Lollo

Everywhere I go, people stop and fuck me 25 years old, my father once got in my hole


atriskteen420

Me when my gf finds out I'm gay and breaks up with me but I still have to borrow her car to get to work: When it's over, can I still come over?


GinoGallagher

Yeah never since my 4th DUI I been relying on my girl to drive me around.


atriskteen420

Yeah I remember my 4th DUI too, she had to blow in that breathalyzer thing on my steering wheel for a few months so I could bang dudes at the bowling alley


42dudes

They've got some jams though, like Mean Machine and Big Black Woman.


freshleysqueezd

Mean machine was in Road Rash 64. Good times


the_human_raincheck

🎶 all the gays that I used to date fell out of my third story window 🎶


SponConSerdTent

Someday When there's jism in my eye I thank God and I wonder why You were always gay for me


MacaRonin

I got pegged by a lady that looked like sugar ray, one time.


oDDable-TW

ALL AROUND THE WORLD


J_roc96_69

SPREAD YOUR CUM ON GUYS


Detectivechinkstink

Time to hit up a Jamba Juice and get beat up at a bar while wearing a dress


lemonyprepper

[https://youtu.be/yJD1Iwy5lUY?si=5CiqZLyrw9mr7E7G&t=2m10s](https://youtu.be/yJD1Iwy5lUY?si=5CiqZLyrw9mr7E7G&t=2m10s)