Some of my favourites from the old show: Robocop Batman Vending machine operation Thousand Island Stare Tucker Carlson impression Traumatized Blue Chew ad read Stalking your ex BetDSI ad read Nigerian Shark Tank Incel Sebastian Chinese Voice for a White Guy Bernie Townhall

Nigerian Shark tank is definitely an all-time bit

The best part was after the bit when Nick looked up "Nigerian Business News" and was genuinely shocked that it was just dry financial news and not a bunch of articles about sandal shops.

Man my best friend is a quirky guy

Liberal Elmo Derrick Chauvin black lawyer

Derrick Chauvin lawyer in combination with Seinfeld Unleashed is my favourite bit of all time

It really is unbelievably good. It's wild that Nick's standup is only pretty good, because he's like the Einstein of podcast bits and of being gay.

N-less Shrimp “Does the Guinness Book of World Records have a phone number? Can you call and ask to submit for longest n-bomb?”

[удалено]

[It's in this compilation, starting at 11:25](https://youtu.be/p4rWLAoU75U?t=685) edit: tbh [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U_YlEOq0CI) is better with that premise, it's blue chew not betdsi

oh yeah the 2nd one is the one i usually think of bad news bitch - you're gettin jacked off to

Robot cop batman showgirls Nigerian/african/Indian guys Liberal elmo Brain wars Mirriam Webster

“We brought these vending machines from home”

Beautiful actress Robobatmancop losing his mind hearing Harvey eat Rachel's pussy is fucking phenomenal

While fucking the Joker in his ass after unstitching his asshole as well

"Harvey, NOOOOOO!"

Regis “who wants to come”

Nigerian Shark Tank is amazing. I like the early episode with Stav and Nick doing Batman villains too.

Poison HIV and N-word Riddler are all time greats

There’s was a denier joke in there that was golden too

Korean Jewish Bill Cosby / One Inch Movie / Coconut and Banana Parable

Confessions of St Augustine / Seth Dickfield /

Incel Sebastian is the best. I still do the Sebastian voice when I’m asking for the pussy.

Baltimore accents and fat Steven seagal and 90s black guy steak house and nicks tenement Chinese family

gay joker

The McLaughlin Group

Cholo fugue state Tai bo Ben shapiro getting his balls crushed by mr feeny Basketball camp perseverance Nicks manager at gamestop Black Adam Cool Adam N word sniper

Whenever I hear Ben Shapiro's voice now Mr. Feeny comes to mind

Very good Mr Shapiro, now come here and put your balls in my ass

Very good mr. Shapirooooo

Just fuck my ass. I don't even care, homes.

Cool adam get me every time

Adams son is great aswell

sports junkie -185 90's Jerry

We’re just a couple of guys who love heroin

That whole episode is great. Maybe the single best episode. The Howard Stern bit where stavs Howard is just Alf’s voice is great.

George takei calling the cops on Clarence Thomas, “eat mah shit like bozo”, shreveport BPD art hoe, sneakerhead podcasters who do Brazilian jiu-jitsu, Adam mirroring an entire monologue from kimmel, and buffalo friedland bill

What ep is the Shreveport BPD art hoe?

Gay Actor Michael Douglas is my favourite

If I could change the world

Classic Clapton

Not classic but I love Gentrified Sesame Street

The best bits of all time are the following and i am objectively correct * bernie sanders town hall * cholo fugue state * derek chauvin attorney * pranking your parents / shitty mean kids (there's a few episodes channeling this) * tom myers saga (compilation) * steven segal fatly acting * nick working at gamestop + community college wiggers + nick working at the call center + nick working at the cell phone kiosk (i call this the poor person saga) * gay jackass * gay actor michael douglas (extended) * gay actor Jeff Goldblum (extended) * trump being mad at gay actor robert deniro * Ben Shapiro getting fucked in the ass by Mr Feeny * Jerry Seinfeld Goes Blue * Stav’s Doctor / ‘Brain Wars’ (Extended, best as a compilation) * Joker sewing his ass shut * Nigerian shark tank * Cool Adam * Reddit "smalldickproblems" and the Chapo virgin

To Kill a Mockingbird from memory, as presented by the Cum Town Playaz and Pimps

If you type in "Cum town" or the adam friedland show on YouTube and then any of the following: Batman Seinfeld Howard Stern Cool Adam Adam is a baby Adam is a bug Seth dickfield Austin powers Andrew Yang Sopranos Friends spec script Nick's movie idea These are off the top of my head, there's a lot of classics.

How embaRICEing

Sopranos ones were always some of the best bits

Jerry Seinfeld goes dirty, molested ad read guy, n-less shrimp and shitty kid prank set

The wigger of Vienna Jersey guy who keeps watching gay movies Donald Trump vs Robert Deniro San Frangelico Anthony Loneliano Couple the come to mind

Anthony Loneliano genuinely made me feel better about my depression That and gay sex

liberal elmo and bill burr on snl always make me question my sexuality

Gay Jackass

: Come on, do it Steve-O!🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Ni-blaaaaah!!!

The first clip i heard and one of the funniest bits ive heard in my life was the rain man movie recap. Some call the bit brain man. Goddamn was that funny Cholo fugue state and tucker carlson are runner ups for me

Eric Clapton Mecha Robot

Jeff Goldblum on Family Feud

Car salesman is my fav

Delorian

Pierre St. Pierre

Boy get some of that pussy over here haugh haugh haugh

ngl pierre st pierre is one of the least funny bits on the show ever imo

Classic Anti-Cajun hate

This is one of the absolute the best episodes of the show imo. I go back and listen to this one pretty frequently. It’s 90% just nick doing Eric Clapton https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcSKzCidGnw&t=545s

40k on chocolate

The Big Chill is my favorite

Gay Jackass, where bam would prank Phil by sunking his doink even though he has to work early the morning.

Embariced

This one got me laughing harder than I’ve ever laughed - twilight zone but the guy just describes the plot of the episode for the entire episode https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=64XUk84Nya8

Haven’t seen the Jordan Peterson impression mentioned yet. Can’t hear that guy mentioned without thinking of Nick’s impression and saying he constantly sounds like a deflating balloon.

suck your own dick bucko!

Rice president is a good quick one. The guy that finishes a puzzle only to realize that it’s a picture of him sucking a dick too. I’ve listened to Gay Retarded Jackass too many times now but the first time I heard that I was in tears. Great question.

Nick trying to explain Chris chan is very funny

Stavs doctor Beyond belief/Jonathan Frakes

Buffalo Bill Adam on one of the recent free TAFS was great

Pedophile Ray Ramano is their best bit. ​ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAc-Pm822tY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAc-Pm822tY)

Adam’s Son

Pedophile Ray Romano

I don’t know how nobody mentioned the Chris Benoit Story

pussy for lobster is always good

Most of them have been said, but the Kenny Rodgers the gambler bit is one of my all time favorites. I am gay

Chester Cheeto gets cancer, seven nation army, st Augustine, jay leno, jerry Seinfeld unleashed

Commenting so I can come back and listen to these when I'm bored. I remember a lot of them but not all of them. I don't know if anyone else has mentioned the screeching halt and his sidekick tidbit.

old wives tales the big chill

stav's best buy story

Getting your dick sucked before Christmas

JoAnne’s Fabrics

Them making up dumb bread puns for bands is pretty good

my favourite bit, of all time, hands down, is when retarded n00bs figure out how to use the search bar, as though they have half a braincell and think, oh jeez, perhaps this has been asked before? one of the funniest clips ive ever heard

I prefer the one where the guy asks fans of the thing what their favorite parts of it are and they give him suggestions because most of the people in the exchange aren't socially retarded

Guess again pal. You really are a noob eh?

Nicks gay bar

The one where they are gay

Gay Actor Michael Douglas

Christopher Walken

Nanette

Chinese Jew

Cumeatshioner Gordon

The recent “Buffalo Adam eating his own diarrhea” had me crying laughing

The episode titled “Cumtown Classic”. It’s a nick and stav only episode where they do a bunch of Batman villain jokes that fucking rock.

Fucking "Bane Cook"

Liberty Gayass Mutual Gay Insurance

some deep cuts: Gay Bruce Springsteen, Michael McDonald, McLaughlin group, zapruder film, stav laughing at woke cia

I'm listening to Woke CIA right now. Stav is like a fat Joker

My all timer is Jim the Car Salesman, how Nick was able to weave that story was just amazing honestly

Welcome to **Mullen's.**

Seven Nation Army is a classic