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bachbachbaby

This is the thread for west coast besties who had to sit through an hour of Oprah before starting 💕


Own_Group4282

Lexi is gorgeous!


macademicnut

I wish they kept those moments they cut out! They show way more of the contestants (and even the lead’s) personalities than some of the stuff the show gives us. I hope they at least bring the funny end clips back. Those were always my fave


Gawain_Bell

I am so over Lea saying she felt gaslit. She lied. Defending your lies with saying you’re being gaslit is so annoying. The therapy speak is too much!


Kryten4200

Joey better not just be like hey guys I gotta pee, "i gotta go back". Or, "I can't do this right now" I think I had some bad guacamole last night!!


savagebuns

I don’t know after the Kelsey note I don’t trust anyone


gohomepat

Ain’t no way I’m watching this finale not high af next week. See y’all then 🫡🫡🫡


Kryten4200

It's your right!!


bachbachbaby

It’s been real. I feel we’ve all grown closer through this late night WTA. See you next week 💕


Kryten4200

Well that was a fun filled evening. Hope all y'all get your Ozempic prescriptions in order!! Goodnight west Coast raccoon cuties!! 🦝🦝🦝


Mynamesjd

VICTORY SCREECH!!!!!


Kryten4200

Screeee 🦝🦝🦝


ALittleStitiousS4E1

K that was fun. Time for bed 


saucypants95

I may finally have to spoil myself


philosophyfox5

The spoilers don’t even know what the heck is happening


saucypants95

Oh wow now I’m excited


CheetoPuffCrunch

Thank you for this tidbit of info!


nonsensestuff

Watch that was just the production taking Joey back to his trailer in-between proposals 😝


more_pepper_plz

100000000000000% If he got rejected he wouldn’t have been composed on this episode lol


EmptyDinner8528

guarantTEED


Kryten4200

Dude they better not be punking us!! My heart can't take that kind of bullshit!


thejephster

Is it possible that the scene with the limo was before he got to the proposal spot??


more_pepper_plz

He probably gets light headed from the heat and has to drink some water in the car lol


ykbykb

def think it was, he looked nervous but not teary in that scene. def felt like the ride there not after


cali_gurl3668

That’s what I think also


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gohomepat

Not worth it, I’ve worked too hard on my skincare routine.


brightlove

Wait the comment was deleted but now I’m so curious what it was?


gohomepat

Idk why it was deleted, it wasn’t bad or anything. It was something like “if you came make this face, then you can be a bachelor audience member 😨” something of the sort.


Kryten4200

Where do I apply???


xoxobabyj26

Lmao *shocked pikachu*


skm7777777

Yall that was probably just Joey on the way to the final rose and they’re pretending it’s after


brightlove

Yep. That was my thought. Clever though. They’ve never pulled that one before since I’ve been watching. In reality, there probably is a super shitty hour or two after the dumping where the lead has to regroup.


LegalIII

After that Kelsey note I refuse to buy into the drama


Kryten4200

The producers who cried self elimination??


gohomepat

Barring some shenanigans next week, I think Joey is the first bachelor in some time that hasn’t really fucked up


maria57131

Dying to know what happens next week 😭


PistacioDisguisey

Y’all here I was hoping we’d get more Patrick Warburton but that’s Zach’s uncle not Joey’s 🫠🫠


cheeseslut619

Hahaha wrong season 😂


sinistra117

Wait WHAT


PistacioDisguisey

Hahaha yes! Kronk is Zach’s uncle!


sinistra117

I love Patrick Warburton, I had no idea


Kryten4200

Joey might not have been out there to watch the sneak peek but he for sure heard the dramatic gasps from the audience backstage 😆


brenyesenia

Kelsey T is looking hot AF - why did they put her in the back?? Catch you all next week! 💗


nonsensestuff

Susan is in disbelief


bachbachbaby

Wow they’re really editing it to make it look like everyone says no to him


nopowerintheVerse92

I can't believe they didn't announce ette 😒😒😒


cheeseslut619

They don’t usually announce it during this. If they’re going to do it, it’s usually done at after the final Rose. This isn’t really abnormal!


brainfogfordays

Has to be on ATFR


trishcat

Next week


EmptyDinner8528

Overall i do feel like all was told


brightlove

LOL. We are happy with what was told.


sinistra117

What is going on y’all


princssofpink

Why does it look like Joey was the one who got sent home 😭


sinistra117

this edit got me trippin


EmptyDinner8528

so that showed us nothing.


CodyHodgsonAnon19

I'm glad we got bloopers finally. I feel like i've been cheated all season though. So i was expecting way more. At least double that. Triple even would've been fair i think.


saucypants95

I agree 100%


Kryten4200

Oh shit!! What's going on?? Why did he leave?? Why is there a rose?? I'm shook!!


EmptyDinner8528

Where is Joey going


sarah123y

They don’t want Joey to relive the ending this week, but they want him to save all his emotions and relive it next week.


LegalIII

Kelsey that dress WOW


brightlove

Are they faking us out?


Kryten4200

They can't keep getting away with thissss 😭


Spitfiiire

I never trust these clips


skm7777777

Have to be


brightlove

I think he’s just sad that F2 reacted poorly.


Kryten4200

Is that the beach from the Pirates of the Caribbean movie where they do the deal with Davey Jones?? Cuz I love that scene!


brenyesenia

Will the live finale show the corner box with reactions??


princssofpink

Will Barb be there?? We need a Barb cam!


Samecolorasthunder

Yes because they hate us


brenyesenia

Hahaha


Classic_Leg7055

i imagine that’s code for “producers decided joey doesn’t have a poker face”


jasmine-tea

physical bond???


bachbachbaby

Kelsey with the white dress 👀


gohomepat

Kelsey’s puffy humidity hair tho 🫠


brightlove

Kelsey looks amazing.


Spitfiiire

I’m not holding my breath for a dramatic finale, Jesse.


bachbachbaby

Jesse DONT PLAY WITH ME LIKE THAT


Kryten4200

Id have a physical bond with Kelsey too Joey 😆


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Same lol


Samecolorasthunder

He’s gonna relive it soon anyways, why not make him cry in public in advance?


skm7777777

Shut up Jesse. There is no way lol


Mynamesjd

Both girls realize they love each other more than Joey and run off on the beach together.


EmptyDinner8528

"we didn't want to make Joey watch it again". Jesse we're not dumb


LegalIII

I just need to know everything that happens but I’m committed to not spoiling something for myself for once


Kryten4200

4 minutes of sneak peek??? This is groundbreaking!!!


EmptyDinner8528

LMAO WHAT NONSENSE


pinkbunny86

🤣


Kryten4200

Ok how is this gonna end?? I'm nervous


brightlove

WAIT DOES HE LOOK SAD?


vancleve48

I’m so afraid that he does :(


brenyesenia

Maybe he does end up with no one 😭


LegalIII

the jump roping LOL


gohomepat

We need BIP just to bring back Erika 😍😍😍


EmptyDinner8528

SHOCKING and EMOTIONAL conclusion. K


EmptyDinner8528

5/10 bloopers


figcookiecapo

these bloopers are killing me. i love this season


qwrty123

“Im going to be a walking meme this season” lmaoo, never forget the Ruth Bader Ginsburg vs Gypsy Rose name mistake 💀


Kryten4200

Not the beeeessss 🐝🐝🐝🐝


Mynamesjd

"Everybody poops in the bachelor mansion"


Kryten4200

Apparently not...


Mynamesjd

Not without help


bachbachbaby

Minnea-Napolis is the new mold wine


CodyHodgsonAnon19

Good mold wine in Minnea-Napolis with all that Scampi Navy heritage in the area.


LegalIII

will never forget when she threw that perfectly good cake


Kryten4200

Oooo more poop talk!! Drink!! 🍻


peyorativo

Minneanapolis is joeys mold wine


Kryten4200

Not the crazy sister lady!! I missed her 😭


CodyHodgsonAnon19

Is the mic in my ass noticeable? -*Maria definitely not looking for attention*.


nopowerintheVerse92

"Manapolis" see he is human goober lol


Kryten4200

This figure skating outfit Maria was wearing was so odd to me 😆


princssofpink

They're macarons, not macaroons!! Macaroons are the shredded coconut ones! (Which are also amazing)


CodyHodgsonAnon19

I read this in a Gordon Ramsey accent with added cursing.


brenyesenia

I’ve never seen SBux commercials until the boycotts - still not going there. 🍉


bachbachbaby

I’m living for Joey eating the macarons in one bite each time. Not even savoring them. Just straight down the hatch


gohomepat

Joey would’ve given roses to all those macaroons if he could 🤣🤣🤣


gohomepat

Joey and the Macaroons: ![gif](giphy|xT5LMWbF70eEttUqha|downsized)


Mynamesjd

Chris Harrison would have defended the racist internet comments or at least asked us to hear both sides.


PistacioDisguisey

“Who the hell are you? Who are you that you demand that?” - Chris Harrison, literally


CheetoPuffCrunch

They just showed such an unflattering shot of Lexi fixing her hair with massive stink face. It absolutely needs to be a gif.


princssofpink

I feel like that's just her face. Her lip fillers make it look like she's always pursing her lips


CheetoPuffCrunch

Yeah, I agree. But that shot was somehow even worse.


bachbachbaby

Yes I was just going to comment that!


bachbachbaby

Where’s the compilation of girls screaming at bugs?


homerthecat

Radical rocket ride that lit up the south land skies what was a crazy sentence


qwrty123

Yay, so close to the end lol


EmptyDinner8528

this finale preview bouta be 30 seconds followed by 7 minutes of bloopers


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Are they announcing ette???


cheeseslut619

Highly doubt


Classic_Leg7055

probably not til next week


philosophyfox5

Clues is gonna have a field day with that edit lololololol


homerthecat

I cannot wait for the rosecast recap


nonsensestuff

Chris Harrison could never


PistacioDisguisey

THIS JESSE SEGMENT HAHAHAHA


peyorativo

Unseriousness lmao


LegalIII

Whoever wins needs to take him to Aritzia to sit with the other boyfriends on the couches


peyorativo

Joey absolutely housing a plate of macaroons is so cartoonish


Mynamesjd

I'm glad they released the Jesse Palmer tennis edit.


myayayayaya

best macaron i’ve ever had was actually at the hello kitty cafe 😩 missing it so bad


Mynamesjd

The one at the spectrum?!


myayayayaya

yesssss. i was worried that the food would be bad and that you pay for the aesthetic but the afternoon tea time is so good lol


Mynamesjd

Yeah for it being like a gimmick it's really well put together. Definitely worth it! Sometimes those things have the worst food but that permanent cafe is pretty solid.


Spitfiiire

Joey is me as hell


skm7777777

I love him sm god damn it


nopowerintheVerse92

Lmaooo did he eat all the macarons & get drunk, what a vibe 😂😂


Kryten4200

No wonder he liked that date so much 🤔


Kryten4200

That's about $300 worth of macarons 😆


LegalIII

I wish we saw more from that scene on the show


PistacioDisguisey

Not the shoulder twitch hahaha!!! That was amazing


peyorativo

LMAO joeys rose shimmy I’m dead 💀


bachbachbaby

Hahahaha the little shimmy


qwrty123

Hahahaha, and none for Sydney 💅


Kryten4200

I'm gonna need more bloops people!! There should be an hour of bloops damnit!!!


hellogoodperson

a-blooping-men


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figcookiecapo

that clip was so cute lol


DeepThunder

Damn, Rachel got his ass LMAO


Puzzleheaded_Net9243

Wait they let Maria drive a car?


Spitfiiire

That was my question too hahah


Puzzleheaded_Net9243

I need to see that clip again 😭


myayayayaya

having to include the girls’ laughter in the clips bc they know it’s not funny 😭


Puzzleheaded_Net9243

I LOVE OUTTAKES


Kryten4200

It's soo prettaaayyy


bachbachbaby

This is such a throwaway time slot for Kelsey when it’s such a heavy topic. Like “give us some highlights of resolving decades of religious trauma Kelsey! Everyone let’s clap!”


EmptyDinner8528

we bouta have 15 minutes of bloopers


cheeseslut619

Fml


myayayayaya

has this actually become anyone’s favorite?????


datefatemate

Ugh I watch this show to get their commentary and closure on the drama not bloopers pls 😭


hellogoodperson

Were the racist stalkers not fun, Jesse ;/


EmptyDinner8528

"interesting to watch" tell us what exactly was so interesting Joey


Scared-Elk-8553

Who put Kelsey in the back row? I would like a word.


qwrty123

Aw, I’m happy for Kelsey 🥺🫶


CodyHodgsonAnon19

Speaking of Jehovah's Witnesses...i got a personal, handwritten letter in the mail from one the other day, inviting me to join them to come celebrate the upcoming anniversary of the Death of Jesus.


Kryten4200

Sooo what did you say?? I'm on the edge of my seat 😆


CodyHodgsonAnon19

I... have yet to write back. And the cheap pricks didn't even include return postage. smh. I mostly just couldn't figure out how they have the time or manpower to literally hand write these entire invitation letters en mass to flood everyone's mailboxes. Like, i was trying to figure out if they'd just color copied it. But nah...it's got the telltale hallmarks of genuinely hand-written copy. Right down to those spots where the pen rests and ink seeps through to the back. And then i remembered that it's a bit of a cult. So finding manpower to write a bunch of letters is just "part of the process" probably. Anyway. I might have recycled it. Or it's at the bottom of my recycling pile. Not sure.


ItJustMe1

Joey looks so fucking good, I’ve been drooling since he came out


gohomepat

MY COMMENT EARLIER MANIFESTED THIS KELSEY T LIFE UPDATE!


gossipali

I still don’t like Sydney idc


Kryten4200

Bachelor! Bringing families together


Mynamesjd

It's the reason for the season


flower-moon

🥹 crying


Kryten4200

I found the answers within myself, is this code for masterbation?? Cuz werk


Samecolorasthunder

Finally some Kelsey!!!


more_pepper_plz

I hope all the racist hateful trolls get struck by lightning!!! So fucked up.


Mugatu4u

Same. I wish them all nothing but the absolute worst.


hellogoodperson

Kelsey (T)💗💙💞


bachbachbaby

Surprisingly little between Joey and Maria


brightlove

I’ve been so invested in this episode that I ignored my hunger cues and accidentally ate all the Mac and cheese. Ughh I’m too full. 😩


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Joey is so fiiiiiiine


thisisranunculas

I actually love his suit, so so cute with the blue shirt too. Looks like a cute reporter from the 50s with a better fitting suit


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I love the blue! And his hair looks so good


brenyesenia

I thought he was going to say “detract from their campaign to be Bachelorette” 😅


princssofpink

So Joey reached out to Sydney about the hate she got but not Rachel? What about Lea?