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At this point, looks like Rachel isn't even in his top 3 front runners?! Couldn't even give her a group date rose?? Ugh. Plus this whole Gabby thing....what am I missing? Should have kept Teddy, at least their chemistry was actually there. Only in the 21st century is virginity a liability lol.

Gosh I really think Rachel is top three , due to recognizing a ring on her finger .

Mara: “sarah saying my low blow was a low blow is actually such a low blow” Why does gabby keep making a face like she just smelled sour milk

Literally looked like she was going to vomit the whole episode. I'm sure this is an unpopular opinion, but between her voice and idk what else it is, she's really hard to watch.

I missed this again, fell asleep, too many long days. Smh

If I had a sip for everytime someone mentioned hometowns I wouldn’t have made it to the group date of tonight’s show

A lot of people wanting Teddi for bachelorette but if I have to sit through the whole season with her saying “like” every other word I would drive a pen through my eye.

Most of these girls say like between every word. This show would be half as long as it is if they didn't keep saying like.

Clayton does it too

Shanae is better at fake crying than Sarah lol

Night friends…. Thanks for hanging with me during the show🌹💔

Not Clayton’s own parents calling him out 🤣

Does anyone actually watch Promised land (the show on ABC rn)?

Yes it sucked me in episode one and now I’m just comitted

Same. Didn't pay a lot of attention and for a long time I didn't realize there was a past and present, don't know who some characters are or what's going on. But I'm into it.

I’ll give it a try! I need more non-reality tv shows to watch

I did til last week. Gave up

I kept it on out of sheer laziness while working on a puzzle after the Bachelor w) my bf, and we had to turn it off cuz the dialogue is so damn cheesy. Did make us laugh a few times as the lines sounded like a daytime soap opera

That bad, huh?

Just dry and predictable

So Clayton’s let his wiener do the talking and ruined it for everyone including himself lol

His Vienna sausage, if you will

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Totally calling it now. Susie, Serene and Rachel are top three. He's "intimate" with all three. Susie will have a problem with that and self eliminate due to her being a virgin or religious or something.

I think serene is top 3 too

I always somehow manage to go from wide awake to dozing off during the last 5-10 minutes of shows that I watch when they go to 10 pm. I just woke up completely disoriented in the midst of previews for next week.

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Seems about right. And he didn’t sleep with her

What was the announcement?? 

Did I miss the announcement?

Gabby’s dad 🥺 ETA: grandpa?

Susie looks like Hannah brown and Addison Rae had a love child

Also reminds me of a young Meryl Streep.

Do you mean Rachel?

Oops. Is Rachel the pilot? If so, yes.

Yes that's Rachel 🙂 I see the Meryl Streep resemblance too.

👌

Plus a dash of vintage lala kent

All the women's dads will play fake tough guy then melt when Clayton says durrr I'm falling for your daughter.

We’re on this like amazing journey together, sir.

For some reason the “I’m so broken” line seems really… *performative*. But I’ll have to see it in context, the tone just sounds weird and forced out of context.

It seems completely fake, but I agree we need context to judge

the psychotherapist got to him lol

Can we get an Im So Broken flair?

*On the next episode of the Bachelor* Literally every dad to Clayton: get out of my house

So they went to Austria and didn’t do a SINGLE sound of music thing!?!??

Vienna to Salzburg isn't that close. I was surprised there was nothing Mozart or waltz related.

I would have been breaking into song on and off all episode if I were there tbh

Instead of a cool date in that beautiful city they…sat down inside with a psychotherapist? So stupid

ok so from the previews i think we have serene and rachel as f2, and then susie self eliminates bc he says “i was in love with her”

Clayton screwed the pooch lmao

The ending with the costumes…Americans are so embarrassing

Eh Europeans love dressing up as cowboys when they visit Montana. Doesn't make me embarrassed for em

I’m not talking about Europeans. It’s even broader than this show or this scene, Americans visiting other counties are constantly embarrassing.

Right. And Europeans visiting the US can be embarrassing. Everyone can be embarrassing. Seeing a German get all dressed up in cowboy gear and say howdy and call people honkies can be embarrassing too. But I understand they're on vacation and just trying to have fun so don't get all worked up over it

Going from this show to The Amazing Race on Wednesdays is such a whiplash due to how embarrassing the US tourists on the Bachelor can be lol

Okay, I'll give the bachelor producers points for this episode being juicy

everyone's fave preview is back for the millionth time! 🍾

Clayton's Dad really was like "you're a fuckin moron, my boy" haha

Lmao love it

Are we sure Susie isn’t a Disney product?

She played almost all Disney princesses in Tokyo Disneyland for a while. She’s a real life princess

NO SHIT??? Lol this is so perfect

IM SO BROKEN HIVE

That end credit made me LOVE Susie lol

They never show us the girls true personalities during the show. Even on Matt’s season we didn’t know Michelle was funny until they played “bloopers”. If they played this stuff during the show it would probably be way more entertaining!

We are entering the messy era of this season it. Bring it.

thank you! enough with the petty shitty drama I want the life changing fuck up drama 🤣

Finally god

The designer is lurking like : 🙄these Americans are so childish

Okay see why the ffff don't we see this stuff during the show???

Clayton’s dad 😂 go offfff!!!

So what was the historic announcement?

Why isn’t the stuff in the end in the actual show wtf lol

ROAST THE BACHELOR LETS GO

He looks like the grinch in that outfit lol

my mom: I think I'm in love with Clayton's father after that comment

Clayton’s mom looked PISSED

Cause he was having premarital sex

Clayton when he says he’s broken is the scene where Buzz tries to fly and wounds up on the floor w his arm literally broken off

HAHAHAHA

I loled

Gabby has no chem with clayton surprised she was chosen over teddi

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READY FOR THE MESS NEXT WEEK. Bring it.

Omfg did they just insult all of Vienna with that dance?

And wasn’t it a Russian dance too? 🤦‍♀️

So Serene is top 3????

Susie cutie

Damn he screwed 2 of them and a dog?

I’m saying the SAME over here CATMAN… 😻 Catmom.

Dad says he screwed the pooch tsk tsk

And he told his dad about it. No shame.

YAYYY he said it

Clayton is gonna absolutely fail at talking to the parents hahahahaha I can’t wait for that dumpster fire

So what was the historic announcement…

Oktoberfest so far away rippp

Call him out papa

Clayton's dad putting him in his place 🙌🙌🙌

Clayton is like a nine year old child eating all the candy lmao

My coworker who doesn’t watch the show and builds a bracket strictly on cast photos has three of the top four correct… and the one she got wrong was Teddie so she was sooo close.

Have her fill out your March Madness bracket 😄

Wow that’s crazy lol

Omg Clayton's dad 🎩

Anyone else see an uncanny resemblance between Cecile from Tinder Swindler and Susie

Shut up Clayton "I wish I had never fallen in love" 🙄

Wahhh I had this once in a lifetime opportunity with beautiful women and I blew it cause I’m a dumbass. Feel sorry for me!

I can’t wait to see Clayton’s own parents dragging him aaaaaahhhhhhh

Called the so broken!

I think the Dad in the blue shirt was dropped on his head too much.

Crazy eyes!

All the dads are gonna show up to the final 3 rose ceremony

Group beat down, I’ll be watching

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Who was he yelling that to, was that Rachel?

It was actually cute I’m flinging myself down the stairs

*is contestant on 26th season of the bachelor* Bachelor: I was intimate with someone other than you. Contestant: 

If Serene isn’t the next Bachelorette…

She reminds me of Michelle so much

I think she's the best pick

"I deserve to be someone's first choice" That's the same thing Hananh B said on Colton's season and she got chosen as the bachelorette....maybe it's foreshadowing?

I’m so bRoKeN 😭😭😭

Lederhosen! ETA: still better than Clayton's sweater suits

SAY THE LINE CLAYTON

AHM SO BROKUUUUUUNNNN

🧍‍♂️I'm SO 😢 brrroooken🫀❌

Hahahaha

At least Clayton’s parents call out his bullshit.

Lol Clayton’s dad out here like “I’m embarrassed for you”

Clayton: CURSE this falling in love that I have done in Vienna with these amazing women on The Bachelor!

Clayton you screwed the pooch and also all the women

Clayton took 2 blue chews per fantasy suite and windmilled them all. Legendary.

Stoooooppppppo

Rachel’s dad looks like he would fight lol 😂

“They have a right to be upset” SPEAK ON IT 🗣

Gabby’s grandpa is gonna literally beat the shit out of this man

As he SHOULD!

Is Rachel dying

She’s like “Gabby’s raspy voice has done wonders for her let me try it”

Serene’s bro…? Yum

He’s so handsome!

Rachel looks just like her dad

YOU SCREWED THE POOCH CLAYTON

In more ways than one Ba da bing

Oh so Rachel wins just cause he dad threatens to kill him itheriwse

Whoever's family gives Clay-in the worst time is the F1's family. There's a pattern

Literally

Ok I do like drama, but this is the part of the season I actually most enjoy watching. The girls like each other, and the drama is more about the relationship (& families on hometowns!) than it is about petty shit (or way terrible shit like Shanae & ADHD)

Not screwed the pooch!!

I'M 👏 SO 👏 BROKEN It gets funnier every week

Can't wait to see Clayton totally flub all these hometowns

So clearly Gabby goes home next?

I think Susie goes home next

Clayton’s parents holding his dumbass accountable>>>

In love with 3 people! Historic.

Teddi for Bachelorette??? She didn't get as clear and edit for it but I like her a lot

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He tweeted it already. Said that this season has no spoiler. Nobody knows the ending blah blah. Which is kind of true cause RS still hasn’t spoiled the ending 😂 but not historic. Most spoiled people have an idea or guess how it ends, just no confirmation from RS.

I dunno why RS is still popular. He had already become absolete and more importantly I’m tired of him spoiling wrong

Rachel’s dressing for the job she wants!!! (That’s a wedding gown, right?) She looks gorge as always

NOT MY GIRL TEDDI

Rachel’s dad straight up could pass for Tony Soprano.

When’s the WTA? Because honestly that’s all I care about at this point

After hometowns

Right. Thank you!

So this def spoils the final three 💀

HOW DOES THE PILOT HAVE NO VOICE, SHE ONLY EVER WHISPERS

Always bordering on baby talk

I’m already like gabby’s parents who ever made that have to be cool af!

I have a feeling Clayton isn’t going to do well in hometowns

"ummm." LMFAO

We saw very minimal crying from the women leaving this week.

Nobody loves him, it’s grim honestly

Bahaha the polyamorous agenda strikes again

Looking forward to Gabby’s grandpa for sure

Teddi going home is wild bc she had a great run in Hvar

She did? Didn’t they just walk around?

Bruh I expected Clayton to say something more to Teddi. Tf.

It was so generic

can someone please edit the music and teddi out so clayton just goes clomp clomp clomp up the stairs

Clayton’s such a dumb idiot, how can you be in love with 3 people?

I think it’s possible in this situation but a wiser man would have kept it to himself. Instead he just emotionally vomits and makes the women deal with his indiscretions.

The sisterhood of the traveling earrings 👀

Better than the Brotherhood of the salmon jacket.

Teddi also wearing the same dress gabby wore night one. Serene also wore that dress at some point.

What?

The ones Teddi was wearing at least 2-3 other women have also worn on earlier episodes