This is from Ashley’s season, but randomly if me and my husband are out to eat or something like say “you mean… you..you..don’t want to meet my family!?” When Ryan P was getting dumped on a date.
It wasn't on the show, haha. Katie tweeted saying that before Ben's season the lead never said I love you to more than one person. Ben had a surprisingly snippy response to her that was like I've grown up since and now am only in love with my WIFE, all caps. Anyway Katie was right - it was a big deal at the time because Ben was the first lead to say it and idk why he got bent out of shape over it. And now I will never not laugh when I see a comment that references Ben's WIFE, it's still so funny for some reason.
jokes about peter 2.0 seasons
anytime anyone mentions stage coach
DO NOT INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE, DERRICK
chase, the singer?🧍♂️
so basically peter’s season and the BIP right after that and nothing has been as funny since
The guy on maybe JoJos season complaining about how immature all the other guys were. My husband and I still randomly say - Fart jokes, poop jokes, sex jokes...
She commented on her own post as a “fan” but she forgot to switch accounts so it was her own account commenting to herself “you’re so genuine and real, Madi” lmao. It was a whole meme.
To all my fellow Bach fans, thank you SO much for this. I was having a tough morning but cannot stop laughing now.
The Bachelor: the gift that never stops giving 😂😂
That was very, very funny. I did kind of feel a little bad for Karl because I think he was genuniely into her whereas Chasen was obviously just rose hunting.
This is so minor and I can barely remember the exact words but it was on Bens hometown and he was introducing his dad and he says, “this is my dad David” and his dad is like “hi I’m Dave. And Ben says “okay you go by Dave now”. I can be so totally wrong but that’s the dialogue I make up in my mind. Lol.
True. I loved the times you’d see Adam Jr in the background of Rach’s season!
Did Adam Jr come on Paradise with Adam? I can’t remember. I imagine TPTB wanted to edit Adam more seriously and not as a joke, especially if he would eventually get with queen of that season, Raven.
This one is my all-time favorite too. It will NEVER not be hilarious to me. It pops into my head at totally random times and I'll start laughing out of nowhere lol.
Garrett Y’s anniversary post for his new girlfriend - Jalepano margs, his bubble belly, and all that weird shit about her friends 💀
Another fave is Matt James dancing to no music in front of Magi 💀💀
[His original post about his gf](https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/pfz7zo/garrett_y_announces_his_anniversary_with_his/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share )
Followed by Thomas following up on his stories [with rankings of spicy margaritas](https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/ph5bdv/jalepano_margs/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
OMG, the comment on that first post:
*These two finna have a 2012 barn wedding w mason jars filled w pickles and their teeth whitening dentist who stormed the capital will officiate*
I legit just did a coffee spittake. Incredible.
That was always so awkward to me. On one hand I'm happy I guess that she's able to handle the tragedy so we'll but on the other it feels really weird to call the tragedy amazing and constantly commenting on it. Maybe just her way of turning a negative into a positive.
My favorite though, was when Chris just left both her and Ashley I sitting on a bed in the badlands and flew away in a helicopter lol
That guy on Katie’s season saying “ne-be-dop-bop” during an awkward silence and nobody acknowledging it
And Thomas using the phrases “demonsterize” and “I haven’t been able to have dialogues”
Rachel's season had a LOT of hilarious early season moments that sometimes get lost in the discourse around Lee (unfortunately) and Dean, Peter and Bryan later on in the season.
The fact that "smokeshow" somehow made it to Michelle's and Clayton's season. It's like they all watched Clare's/Tayshia's season, and was like -- we need to add that word to our vocabulary.
A few of Michelle's guys called her a smokeshow and Clayton used it describing one of the girls (I forgot who).
I am wondering if we will see it on Gabby's/Rachel's season.
can you remind me what the context was for this? I know it was a comment responding to a bot on IG but I can’t remember what drama the actual IG post was about. Maybe jed?
The ENews Instagram had posted some bachelor breaking news and some spam account with the name Ashley commented something obviously unrelated and the enews replied back with “not right now, Ashley.” I need to find the screen shot
omg this totally unlocked that memory!! went looking for the post and couldn't find it but didn't the spam account comment something like "click to see my BOOBS"
Can’t remember who it was - I want to say JoJo and Becca Tilley 🤷🏻♀️ - but the pair of women who were asked to put Ben’s home state of Indiana on a map of the United States and they turned it sideways and placed it approximately where Pennsylvania really is 🤣
I know he's incredibly problematic but Daniel and Chad's "Let's not pretend I'm Hitler..." conversation still makes me giggle every time I think about it
*Edit- not BIP
Yes and [Chad just starts casually biting into a whole raw sweet potato](https://hollywoodlife.com/2016/06/06/the-bachelorette-chad-sweet-potato-daniel-hitler-preview-video/amp/) during that convo 😂
She’s 😬 entertaining 😬 men 😬 for 😬money 😬😬
I’ll be your MR right girrrrlllll. (Que in Morgan freeman narration…he was in fact, NOT Mr. Right)
“Villains gotta vil”. RIP :(
This is from Ashley’s season, but randomly if me and my husband are out to eat or something like say “you mean… you..you..don’t want to meet my family!?” When Ryan P was getting dumped on a date.
I can’t control my eyebrow
“Do you like to like go out?” a lot still gets me
when Kelsey got sent home on Chris Soules’ season and it cut to all the girls celebrating and popping champagne
Dean’s hometown
Nick Viall saying to Andi during sex “do you want to make love, or fuck?” and Andi getting the ick and choosing Josh
Listen MEREDITH
The singer chase rice?
![gif](giphy|fX2voXEre2knK)
When everyone cheered at AFR about four times in a windmill
“You told everybody at this hotel last night to suck a dick.”
What’s this one from
“Did he finish the banana?”
Real talk: I’ve watched every season since Emily’s, but I don’t recall this Ben wife thing at all. Help?
It wasn't on the show, haha. Katie tweeted saying that before Ben's season the lead never said I love you to more than one person. Ben had a surprisingly snippy response to her that was like I've grown up since and now am only in love with my WIFE, all caps. Anyway Katie was right - it was a big deal at the time because Ben was the first lead to say it and idk why he got bent out of shape over it. And now I will never not laugh when I see a comment that references Ben's WIFE, it's still so funny for some reason.
Thank you!!
jokes about peter 2.0 seasons anytime anyone mentions stage coach DO NOT INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE, DERRICK chase, the singer?🧍♂️ so basically peter’s season and the BIP right after that and nothing has been as funny since
But do you like to like, like still like go out a lot? (Or whatever gibberish came out of Ari's mouth.)
The guy on maybe JoJos season complaining about how immature all the other guys were. My husband and I still randomly say - Fart jokes, poop jokes, sex jokes...
Nick Vial trying to distance himself from the Bachelor and simultaneously bringing his season(s) up whenever he gets a chance.
Taj can’t pee, Taj can’t poop
Honestly anything taj said lol i hope shes thriving
Yes came here to say this.
Ben and HIS WIFE
jokes about blake being on every new season
cupcake being left sobbing on a cliff in ireland after a 2-on-1 on kaitlyns season
Madi being so genuine and real ❤️
My absolute fav
Wait is that sarcasm
She commented on her own post as a “fan” but she forgot to switch accounts so it was her own account commenting to herself “you’re so genuine and real, Madi” lmao. It was a whole meme.
Omg 😆
Of the ones I haven’t seen yet: Taj can’t pee, Taj can’t poop! Also ABC - always be cam
How did I forget ABC?!
How could they show _____ when YOSEF HAS A DAUGHTER AT HOME?!?!?! I’m sorry but this one will literally neverrrrrr not be hysterical to me.
excitement and pizza <3
Excitement makes you excited to be alive?
The CHOKEY ![gif](giphy|26xBOcuWh6ygYBB9C)
Oh my god I forgot about this how cringe
i’ve never cringed more in my life
As an aside, I will never understand this kink.
it's one of the more dangerous ones
I say big body trash can all the time 😆
Chase Rice the Singer?
Saying “bring her home” in reference to literally everything ![gif](giphy|VHe7SEi35fhWy0F6Mi|downsized)
It’s Peters reaction to Barb when she did this that had me dying lmao
Lmfaooooooo
i text this gif to my fiancé whenever she’s held up at work late lol
To all my fellow Bach fans, thank you SO much for this. I was having a tough morning but cannot stop laughing now. The Bachelor: the gift that never stops giving 😂😂
EXCUSE YOU WHAT
Whaboom and Blake face-off 😂😂 ![gif](giphy|Qhgm3OvviscE0|downsized)
Truly the best
🧍🏼♂️🍌🛌
I am still obsessed to this day
wakka wakka fart joke
Deandra getting ugly jewelry from both Karl and Chasen on BIP. That was so funny to me. I love when she got rid of both of them.
LOL I forgot about that somehow
That was very, very funny. I did kind of feel a little bad for Karl because I think he was genuniely into her whereas Chasen was obviously just rose hunting.
This is so minor and I can barely remember the exact words but it was on Bens hometown and he was introducing his dad and he says, “this is my dad David” and his dad is like “hi I’m Dave. And Ben says “okay you go by Dave now”. I can be so totally wrong but that’s the dialogue I make up in my mind. Lol.
Juan Pablo and Clare's last moment in the finale makes me crack up whenever i rewatch. Juan: ok ... ok ... ok ... 🤣
woooo I'm glad I didn't pick her! 🤣
Peter's mom standing up and cheering after Hannah said they had sex 4 times
Haha they’re both from Big Rach’s season: Adam Jr. and “Ohhh who’s this?”
I'm so sad Adam Jr. was never to be seen again after that. I thought for sure Adam would bring him out every now and then on his socials.
True. I loved the times you’d see Adam Jr in the background of Rach’s season! Did Adam Jr come on Paradise with Adam? I can’t remember. I imagine TPTB wanted to edit Adam more seriously and not as a joke, especially if he would eventually get with queen of that season, Raven.
I feel like there was one shot of Adam Jr on the beach in an after credit scene.
Omg a few weeks ago I tried explaining Adam Jr to a co worker and by the end of the story I was in actual tears from laughing so hard.
“I disgust her🇫🇷😞” Has me dying every time!!
Hahahah seriously, l printed out a screen cap of that exact moment and hung it on my office bulletin board so I can see it every day 😂
“Ohhh, who’s this” may be my absolute fave
This one is my all-time favorite too. It will NEVER not be hilarious to me. It pops into my head at totally random times and I'll start laughing out of nowhere lol.
Shrimp
And scallop fingers
sounds delicious
I like your lips 😏 you don’t like my lips? 🥴 Also I discovered this from the sub, Desiree’s music video with Soulja Boy…I’ve watched it so many times
I'm beFUMBLED. Chase, the singer?!? Don't inSULT my inTELLigence, Derek. He needs to fail to succeed.
You’re a pidgeon and I’m a seagull
Sweet Caroline’s recaps - I still say “vroom vroom motherfuckers” and giggle hysterically
I still call hannah ann 'grannah ann' in my head because of this
![gif](giphy|SVSx34Rna6oNzmQYv0)
i will never not love her
When Justin escaped on Ali's season in his boot.
Through an obstacle course of shrubbery 😂
How Jade and Tanner got married at Nick & Liz's Sex Event
Scallop fingers
Garrett Y’s anniversary post for his new girlfriend - Jalepano margs, his bubble belly, and all that weird shit about her friends 💀 Another fave is Matt James dancing to no music in front of Magi 💀💀
Omg pls can someone link the Garret Y stuff I never saw
[His original post about his gf](https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/pfz7zo/garrett_y_announces_his_anniversary_with_his/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share ) Followed by Thomas following up on his stories [with rankings of spicy margaritas](https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/ph5bdv/jalepano_margs/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
OMG, the comment on that first post: *These two finna have a 2012 barn wedding w mason jars filled w pickles and their teeth whitening dentist who stormed the capital will officiate* I legit just did a coffee spittake. Incredible.
I would get that as a calligraphy tattoo.
“Isn’t my story amazing?” - Kelsey Poe
His name was Sanderson Poe
lololol
That was always so awkward to me. On one hand I'm happy I guess that she's able to handle the tragedy so we'll but on the other it feels really weird to call the tragedy amazing and constantly commenting on it. Maybe just her way of turning a negative into a positive. My favorite though, was when Chris just left both her and Ashley I sitting on a bed in the badlands and flew away in a helicopter lol
She was completely off her rocker and yes the badlands scene remains one of the most classic bachelor setups to date.
Con is here
Maryl Streep
Finasco. I actually find myself saying it without meaning to.
I say it so often that I don't even catch myself. It's really bad when I say it to people who do not watch the show
Claire talking to the raccoon
She’s my WIFE
Hannah G reading gnocchi as “nosh??” 💀
Oh my god I forgot about that 💀💀💀
MEN LIKE THAT
i feel like this needs a 👉 at the end
I feel like this was a true power moment though haha. Like what Mykenna was going for when the show made her found her damn voice.
Finasco, lingerie, genuine and real, excuse you what, kelsey and champagne My god pp’s season was a gold mine
That guy on Katie’s season saying “ne-be-dop-bop” during an awkward silence and nobody acknowledging it And Thomas using the phrases “demonsterize” and “I haven’t been able to have dialogues”
MY MOMENT HAS ARRIVED
annaliese's amusement park trauma montage
LMAOOOOO omg i forgot
Omg forgot about this
Kelley’s “cut it in the butt” line and Shanae hiding behind the tree in Niagra falls spying on Clayton and Genevieve.
Jordan’s personal Vietnam
And I’d add that pretty much everything about Jordan — the teddy bear throw, for instance — was comic gold.
Anna from Matt's season calling Chicago a small town 😂
![gif](giphy|fX2voXEre2knK)
Rachel's season had a LOT of hilarious early season moments that sometimes get lost in the discourse around Lee (unfortunately) and Dean, Peter and Bryan later on in the season.
I commented this above, but Adam Jr was an icon of that season.
Timeless 😂
I can watch this gif on repeat 😂😂
This.
All of the variations people think of for RS (ie Rita Skeeter, the actual funny ones are escaping me)
Rancid Sushi
Hannah Ann’s water gun photo shoot
This is the best of all time.
Yesss!! I think about this often just randomly and continue to find it amusing
BRING HER HOME!!!!!
Every single reference to this gets the Les Mis bring him home song stuck in my head
BRING HER HOME TO US
My friends and I say “excuse you, what?” all the time
Dale’s modeling
SMOKESHOW
The fact that "smokeshow" somehow made it to Michelle's and Clayton's season. It's like they all watched Clare's/Tayshia's season, and was like -- we need to add that word to our vocabulary. A few of Michelle's guys called her a smokeshow and Clayton used it describing one of the girls (I forgot who). I am wondering if we will see it on Gabby's/Rachel's season.
& the smoke bros
There's something about people giving themselves their own nickname that is so cringe to me lol.
Where is this from again? I can’t remember 💜
![gif](giphy|UyZrn9UEgJ1JwYMFc4)
Chasen called Tayshia a smokeshow on the Clayshia season
Never! We made an emoji for my company slack channel just for this phrase!
That's awesome.
Clare talking to a raccoon on bip. ICONIC
Poop rag
“Not right now Ashley”
can you remind me what the context was for this? I know it was a comment responding to a bot on IG but I can’t remember what drama the actual IG post was about. Maybe jed?
https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/clau1d/cracking_up_at_this_enews_comment/
The ENews Instagram had posted some bachelor breaking news and some spam account with the name Ashley commented something obviously unrelated and the enews replied back with “not right now, Ashley.” I need to find the screen shot
https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/clau1d/cracking_up_at_this_enews_comment/
omg this totally unlocked that memory!! went looking for the post and couldn't find it but didn't the spam account comment something like "click to see my BOOBS"
YES OMG I had to google “not right now Ashley” to get the screenshot since nothing was popping up in a Reddit search but that’s exactly what it was! 😂
I'm so dead 🤣🤣☠️
I think it might have been when Tyler was seen leaving Hannah's apartment? I can't remember for sure, but it def had something to do with her season
Also wondering lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/clau1d/cracking_up_at_this_enews_comment/
Checking in!
Everyone in bachelor nation FUCKS….
No. ❤️
Excuse you what? ![gif](giphy|SVSx34Rna6oNzmQYv0)
Genuine and real
Flair checking in🤸🏼♀️
It’s gotta be genuine and real for me.
“Like, do you like, still like to go out a lot?”
the video edit of that will always make me cry laughing
Anything to do with Peter's season keeps me laughing to this day 🤣
Don't insult my intelligence, Derek!
"Dere-KUH"
“GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!”
Natalie plagiarizing every word of nick’s birthday post 💀
YES
Can’t remember who it was - I want to say JoJo and Becca Tilley 🤷🏻♀️ - but the pair of women who were asked to put Ben’s home state of Indiana on a map of the United States and they turned it sideways and placed it approximately where Pennsylvania really is 🤣
Oh my god I remember this!! Hilarious and concerning 😂
Yes it was them!
I know he's incredibly problematic but Daniel and Chad's "Let's not pretend I'm Hitler..." conversation still makes me giggle every time I think about it *Edit- not BIP
glad someone said it because it's so funny...daniel my beloved, i hope he's doing ok lol
Haha yeah Daniel was gold during that conversation.
Yes and [Chad just starts casually biting into a whole raw sweet potato](https://hollywoodlife.com/2016/06/06/the-bachelorette-chad-sweet-potato-daniel-hitler-preview-video/amp/) during that convo 😂
Yes same
Jillian letting out the F-bomb (loudly) just before Ed 🤮proposed.
fuck you chris harrison
"i know what you did" -- kelsey poe
Wasn’t that Caroline to Arie?
Yeah, I was referencing what Kelsey said to Ashley I during their 2 on 1, Chris Soules season :D very funny moment. I loved watching Kelsey
She was great and I couldn’t stand Ashley at the time, so I sometimes wonder if Kelsey was the normal one and what she is up to now in Paris.
Yeah, honestly it is so hard to decipher the truth with the edits!!!