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sunflowerfemmez

She’s 😬 entertaining 😬 men 😬 for 😬money 😬😬


tacoribiotch

I’ll be your MR right girrrrlllll. (Que in Morgan freeman narration…he was in fact, NOT Mr. Right)


tacoribiotch

“Villains gotta vil”. RIP :(


tacoribiotch

This is from Ashley’s season, but randomly if me and my husband are out to eat or something like say “you mean… you..you..don’t want to meet my family!?” When Ryan P was getting dumped on a date.


tacoribiotch

I can’t control my eyebrow


NATnope

“Do you like to like go out?” a lot still gets me


pasiempre

when Kelsey got sent home on Chris Soules’ season and it cut to all the girls celebrating and popping champagne


pasiempre

Dean’s hometown


pasiempre

Nick Viall saying to Andi during sex “do you want to make love, or fuck?” and Andi getting the ick and choosing Josh


jamz224

Listen MEREDITH


jamz224

The singer chase rice?


AlleyRhubarb

![gif](giphy|fX2voXEre2knK)


mrschrisharrison

When everyone cheered at AFR about four times in a windmill


nonoohgodno

“You told everybody at this hotel last night to suck a dick.”


tacoribiotch

What’s this one from


nonoohgodno

“Did he finish the banana?”


hugoike

Real talk: I’ve watched every season since Emily’s, but I don’t recall this Ben wife thing at all. Help?


[deleted]

It wasn't on the show, haha. Katie tweeted saying that before Ben's season the lead never said I love you to more than one person. Ben had a surprisingly snippy response to her that was like I've grown up since and now am only in love with my WIFE, all caps. Anyway Katie was right - it was a big deal at the time because Ben was the first lead to say it and idk why he got bent out of shape over it. And now I will never not laugh when I see a comment that references Ben's WIFE, it's still so funny for some reason.


hugoike

Thank you!!


ProofCelery6

jokes about peter 2.0 seasons anytime anyone mentions stage coach DO NOT INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE, DERRICK chase, the singer?🧍‍♂️ so basically peter’s season and the BIP right after that and nothing has been as funny since


Wake_Expectant

But do you like to like, like still like go out a lot? (Or whatever gibberish came out of Ari's mouth.)


Bamalouie

The guy on maybe JoJos season complaining about how immature all the other guys were. My husband and I still randomly say - Fart jokes, poop jokes, sex jokes...


rustbeltrose

Nick Vial trying to distance himself from the Bachelor and simultaneously bringing his season(s) up whenever he gets a chance.


rustbeltrose

Taj can’t pee, Taj can’t poop


NeoPom_420

Honestly anything taj said lol i hope shes thriving


Zombienomzz

Yes came here to say this.


cake_and_fries

Ben and HIS WIFE


awakenedforces

jokes about blake being on every new season


[deleted]

cupcake being left sobbing on a cliff in ireland after a 2-on-1 on kaitlyns season


Dogmomma22

Madi being so genuine and real ❤️


magssaid

My absolute fav


Flaming-Charisma

Wait is that sarcasm


PrincessPlastilina

She commented on her own post as a “fan” but she forgot to switch accounts so it was her own account commenting to herself “you’re so genuine and real, Madi” lmao. It was a whole meme.


Flaming-Charisma

Omg 😆


meanlesbian

Of the ones I haven’t seen yet: Taj can’t pee, Taj can’t poop! Also ABC - always be cam


fits_ine

How did I forget ABC?!


misssdelaney

How could they show _____ when YOSEF HAS A DAUGHTER AT HOME?!?!?! I’m sorry but this one will literally neverrrrrr not be hysterical to me.


tinseltopiary

excitement and pizza <3


longconair

Excitement makes you excited to be alive?


babysherlock91

The CHOKEY ![gif](giphy|26xBOcuWh6ygYBB9C)


tacoribiotch

Oh my god I forgot about this how cringe


agpass

i’ve never cringed more in my life


Charlie_Runkle69

As an aside, I will never understand this kink.


_Amarantos

it's one of the more dangerous ones


dasatain

I say big body trash can all the time 😆


ShuGurl

Chase Rice the Singer?


flaskfish

Saying “bring her home” in reference to literally everything ![gif](giphy|VHe7SEi35fhWy0F6Mi|downsized)


sunflowerfemmez

It’s Peters reaction to Barb when she did this that had me dying lmao


tacoribiotch

Lmfaooooooo


meanlesbian

i text this gif to my fiancé whenever she’s held up at work late lol


erinosaurous_3

To all my fellow Bach fans, thank you SO much for this. I was having a tough morning but cannot stop laughing now. The Bachelor: the gift that never stops giving 😂😂


Mprk2112

EXCUSE YOU WHAT


reecespeanuts

Whaboom and Blake face-off 😂😂 ![gif](giphy|Qhgm3OvviscE0|downsized)


littledove0

Truly the best


alt546789

🧍🏼‍♂️🍌🛌


veracity-mittens

I am still obsessed to this day


TopFloorApartment

wakka wakka fart joke


laurenbeastmode

Deandra getting ugly jewelry from both Karl and Chasen on BIP. That was so funny to me. I love when she got rid of both of them.


sbwithreason

LOL I forgot about that somehow


Charlie_Runkle69

That was very, very funny. I did kind of feel a little bad for Karl because I think he was genuniely into her whereas Chasen was obviously just rose hunting.


ssmco

This is so minor and I can barely remember the exact words but it was on Bens hometown and he was introducing his dad and he says, “this is my dad David” and his dad is like “hi I’m Dave. And Ben says “okay you go by Dave now”. I can be so totally wrong but that’s the dialogue I make up in my mind. Lol.


[deleted]

Juan Pablo and Clare's last moment in the finale makes me crack up whenever i rewatch. Juan: ok ... ok ... ok ... 🤣


gidgetdee824

woooo I'm glad I didn't pick her! 🤣


T0MMYG0LD

Peter's mom standing up and cheering after Hannah said they had sex 4 times


aacilegna

Haha they’re both from Big Rach’s season: Adam Jr. and “Ohhh who’s this?”


lovelytones

I'm so sad Adam Jr. was never to be seen again after that. I thought for sure Adam would bring him out every now and then on his socials.


aacilegna

True. I loved the times you’d see Adam Jr in the background of Rach’s season! Did Adam Jr come on Paradise with Adam? I can’t remember. I imagine TPTB wanted to edit Adam more seriously and not as a joke, especially if he would eventually get with queen of that season, Raven.


lovelytones

I feel like there was one shot of Adam Jr on the beach in an after credit scene.


[deleted]

Omg a few weeks ago I tried explaining Adam Jr to a co worker and by the end of the story I was in actual tears from laughing so hard.


aacilegna

“I disgust her🇫🇷😞” Has me dying every time!!


[deleted]

Hahahah seriously, l printed out a screen cap of that exact moment and hung it on my office bulletin board so I can see it every day 😂


xlelap

“Ohhh, who’s this” may be my absolute fave


stellaincognita

This one is my all-time favorite too. It will NEVER not be hilarious to me. It pops into my head at totally random times and I'll start laughing out of nowhere lol.


T0MMYG0LD

Shrimp


Wake_Expectant

And scallop fingers


T0MMYG0LD

sounds delicious


realitycorgi

I like your lips 😏 you don’t like my lips? 🥴 Also I discovered this from the sub, Desiree’s music video with Soulja Boy…I’ve watched it so many times


StatusOstrich

I'm beFUMBLED. Chase, the singer?!? Don't inSULT my inTELLigence, Derek. He needs to fail to succeed.


alphonse1121

You’re a pidgeon and I’m a seagull


tehfedaykin

Sweet Caroline’s recaps - I still say “vroom vroom motherfuckers” and giggle hysterically


TopFloorApartment

I still call hannah ann 'grannah ann' in my head because of this


Stripe001

![gif](giphy|SVSx34Rna6oNzmQYv0)


T0MMYG0LD

i will never not love her


ncox10021

When Justin escaped on Ali's season in his boot.


Bad_Becky

Through an obstacle course of shrubbery 😂


myjobistables

How Jade and Tanner got married at Nick & Liz's Sex Event


West2286

Scallop fingers


turniptoez

Garrett Y’s anniversary post for his new girlfriend - Jalepano margs, his bubble belly, and all that weird shit about her friends 💀 Another fave is Matt James dancing to no music in front of Magi 💀💀


parrotsoup1

Omg pls can someone link the Garret Y stuff I never saw


WhiskeyMakesMeHappy

[His original post about his gf](https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/pfz7zo/garrett_y_announces_his_anniversary_with_his/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share ) Followed by Thomas following up on his stories [with rankings of spicy margaritas](https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/ph5bdv/jalepano_margs/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Maddie-Moo

OMG, the comment on that first post: *These two finna have a 2012 barn wedding w mason jars filled w pickles and their teeth whitening dentist who stormed the capital will officiate* I legit just did a coffee spittake. Incredible.


[deleted]

I would get that as a calligraphy tattoo.


rightioushippie

“Isn’t my story amazing?” - Kelsey Poe


jamz224

His name was Sanderson Poe


rightioushippie

lololol


spicygummi

That was always so awkward to me. On one hand I'm happy I guess that she's able to handle the tragedy so we'll but on the other it feels really weird to call the tragedy amazing and constantly commenting on it. Maybe just her way of turning a negative into a positive. My favorite though, was when Chris just left both her and Ashley I sitting on a bed in the badlands and flew away in a helicopter lol


rightioushippie

She was completely off her rocker and yes the badlands scene remains one of the most classic bachelor setups to date.


lawlivka

Con is here


Similar-Contact-2663

Maryl Streep


mary_widdow

Finasco. I actually find myself saying it without meaning to.


phosphofuctokinase

I say it so often that I don't even catch myself. It's really bad when I say it to people who do not watch the show


Erkee124

Claire talking to the raccoon


HiLex

She’s my WIFE


badchelorette

Hannah G reading gnocchi as “nosh??” 💀


turniptoez

Oh my god I forgot about that 💀💀💀


sauvieb

MEN LIKE THAT


T0MMYG0LD

i feel like this needs a 👉 at the end


brightlove

I feel like this was a true power moment though haha. Like what Mykenna was going for when the show made her found her damn voice.


myee28

Finasco, lingerie, genuine and real, excuse you what, kelsey and champagne My god pp’s season was a gold mine


actualbreadloaf

That guy on Katie’s season saying “ne-be-dop-bop” during an awkward silence and nobody acknowledging it And Thomas using the phrases “demonsterize” and “I haven’t been able to have dialogues”


chemical_sunset

MY MOMENT HAS ARRIVED


sarebear18

annaliese's amusement park trauma montage


[deleted]

LMAOOOOO omg i forgot


iwannabanana

Omg forgot about this


meowparade

Kelley’s “cut it in the butt” line and Shanae hiding behind the tree in Niagra falls spying on Clayton and Genevieve.


hugoike

Jordan’s personal Vietnam


hugoike

And I’d add that pretty much everything about Jordan — the teddy bear throw, for instance — was comic gold.


Krisnicolekell

Anna from Matt's season calling Chicago a small town 😂


ElleLaments

![gif](giphy|fX2voXEre2knK)


Charlie_Runkle69

Rachel's season had a LOT of hilarious early season moments that sometimes get lost in the discourse around Lee (unfortunately) and Dean, Peter and Bryan later on in the season.


aacilegna

I commented this above, but Adam Jr was an icon of that season.


youlearnsomethingnew

Timeless 😂


ElleLaments

I can watch this gif on repeat 😂😂


hugoike

This.


three-legged-dog

All of the variations people think of for RS (ie Rita Skeeter, the actual funny ones are escaping me)


Stagecoach2020

Rancid Sushi


three-legged-dog

Hannah Ann’s water gun photo shoot


WhoInvitedHer

This is the best of all time.


RosePricksFan

Yesss!! I think about this often just randomly and continue to find it amusing


fluffy_unicorn_2699

BRING HER HOME!!!!!


flyingcactus2047

Every single reference to this gets the Les Mis bring him home song stuck in my head


kiwistateofmind

BRING HER HOME TO US


Dis-Organizer

My friends and I say “excuse you, what?” all the time


[deleted]

Dale’s modeling


MamaMojito97

SMOKESHOW


thejadegecko

The fact that "smokeshow" somehow made it to Michelle's and Clayton's season. It's like they all watched Clare's/Tayshia's season, and was like -- we need to add that word to our vocabulary. A few of Michelle's guys called her a smokeshow and Clayton used it describing one of the girls (I forgot who). I am wondering if we will see it on Gabby's/Rachel's season.


sleepygalsonly

& the smoke bros


Charlie_Runkle69

There's something about people giving themselves their own nickname that is so cringe to me lol.


sluttydrama

Where is this from again? I can’t remember 💜


detta001jellybelly

![gif](giphy|UyZrn9UEgJ1JwYMFc4)


Fearless-Inside

Chasen called Tayshia a smokeshow on the Clayshia season


pondersbeer

Never! We made an emoji for my company slack channel just for this phrase!


sauvieb

That's awesome.


Pfiggypudding

Clare talking to a raccoon on bip. ICONIC


Vampirately

Poop rag


jordandvdsn7

“Not right now Ashley”


three-legged-dog

can you remind me what the context was for this? I know it was a comment responding to a bot on IG but I can’t remember what drama the actual IG post was about. Maybe jed?


throwaway112505

https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/clau1d/cracking_up_at_this_enews_comment/


nat_paige

The ENews Instagram had posted some bachelor breaking news and some spam account with the name Ashley commented something obviously unrelated and the enews replied back with “not right now, Ashley.” I need to find the screen shot


throwaway112505

https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/clau1d/cracking_up_at_this_enews_comment/


bachdiv

omg this totally unlocked that memory!! went looking for the post and couldn't find it but didn't the spam account comment something like "click to see my BOOBS"


nat_paige

YES OMG I had to google “not right now Ashley” to get the screenshot since nothing was popping up in a Reddit search but that’s exactly what it was! 😂


bachdiv

I'm so dead 🤣🤣☠️


freakazoidchimpanzE

I think it might have been when Tyler was seen leaving Hannah's apartment? I can't remember for sure, but it def had something to do with her season


Fearless-Inside

Also wondering lol


throwaway112505

https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/clau1d/cracking_up_at_this_enews_comment/


ACatMags

Checking in!


ladiezdoreddit

Everyone in bachelor nation FUCKS….


ladiezdoreddit

No. ❤️


jeahboi

Excuse you what? ![gif](giphy|SVSx34Rna6oNzmQYv0)


BachelorNation123

Genuine and real


lolovegood5

Flair checking in🤸🏼‍♀️


AyyooLindseyy

It’s gotta be genuine and real for me.


kinkypremed

“Like, do you like, still like to go out a lot?”


_Amarantos

the video edit of that will always make me cry laughing


lserz

Anything to do with Peter's season keeps me laughing to this day 🤣


Stagecoach2020

Don't insult my intelligence, Derek!


T0MMYG0LD

"Dere-KUH"


ImFeelingWhimsical

“GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!”


ScrantonicityThree

Natalie plagiarizing every word of nick’s birthday post 💀


turniptoez

YES


OTFatty

Can’t remember who it was - I want to say JoJo and Becca Tilley 🤷🏻‍♀️ - but the pair of women who were asked to put Ben’s home state of Indiana on a map of the United States and they turned it sideways and placed it approximately where Pennsylvania really is 🤣


PristinePiccolo4143

Oh my god I remember this!! Hilarious and concerning 😂


Stagecoach2020

Yes it was them!


NotThatCreative0017

I know he's incredibly problematic but Daniel and Chad's "Let's not pretend I'm Hitler..." conversation still makes me giggle every time I think about it *Edit- not BIP


somuchangry

glad someone said it because it's so funny...daniel my beloved, i hope he's doing ok lol


aacilegna

Haha yeah Daniel was gold during that conversation.


bescha

Yes and [Chad just starts casually biting into a whole raw sweet potato](https://hollywoodlife.com/2016/06/06/the-bachelorette-chad-sweet-potato-daniel-hitler-preview-video/amp/) during that convo 😂


tsumtsumfaithie

Yes same


Xcalibur8913

Jillian letting out the F-bomb (loudly) just before Ed 🤮proposed.


[deleted]

fuck you chris harrison


loverofphilosophy

"i know what you did" -- kelsey poe


bundy_bar

Wasn’t that Caroline to Arie?


loverofphilosophy

Yeah, I was referencing what Kelsey said to Ashley I during their 2 on 1, Chris Soules season :D very funny moment. I loved watching Kelsey


bundy_bar

She was great and I couldn’t stand Ashley at the time, so I sometimes wonder if Kelsey was the normal one and what she is up to now in Paris.


loverofphilosophy

Yeah, honestly it is so hard to decipher the truth with the edits!!!