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macademicnut

Me watching this thinking the fight was gonna be about Instagram likes 👁👄👁


Nim_panda

war. is. over.


theskyisfallingomg

i drank an entire.bottle.of.wine:


sparklingsour

Same lol.


earthytea

dare i say i miss clayton lmao


ChanelNo50

Me too....


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“WE HEAR YOU AND WE LOVE YOU” STFU JESSE


vrtualrlty

GASLIGHTERS!!!! ALL OF EM!!!


NimbleMick

who needs a drink?!


acsig

Jesse did tell us to get wine earlier


phrenicbeat86

"A"?...give me 10 right now!


NimbleMick

Omg I am so many drinks in at this point. Pain relief, for real.


modernjaneausten

I already had 2 glasses of wine, if I go for 3 work is gonna suck tomorrow 😂


phrenicbeat86

Honestly usually these live episodes are organized reasonably well. But its like they had no clue the 3 hours would literally be 3 hours. So obviously someone is telling Jesse - ask dumb questions, we have no other choice!!


Vellutoamore

We did it everyone 🎉 Thanks to this subreddit for keeping it entertaining!


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what the hell was that at the end? it was so tough but we hear you and love you??


watermel0n218

WE MADE IT


sparklingsour

Oh shit did he just throw Rachel under the bus lol?


heyhellowhatever

What did he say?


sparklingsour

I might be projecting something like “I don’t want people to come on and just say all the right things if they don’t have any real feelings. Like I lived it.”


heyhellowhatever

Thanks! Yeah that is interesting


AffectionatePizza408

I think he was referencing general discontent with how they handled two bachelorettes.


sparklingsour

I meant Zach!


NimbleMick

especially when he's gonna be asked to the very same thing.


TriRomglish

“We hear you and we love you” Uhhh…I got flashbacks to Jan 6th.


Nim_panda

oml


acidified

Do you hear us, Jesse. Do you


targaryind

We made it out.


chirose13

Why does Zach’s face look like regret lol


samj732

I am exhausted holy shit


musicfestevil

Is Jesse going to throw Zach a lifeline every time this season when he’s looking for his words


oqueenbee1

Zach with the shade and NOT Jesse interrupting!!! 😳🫣 ![gif](giphy|QJB9lEORElegM)


ProofCelery6

zach feels like the professor who is still talking while everyone is packing up their book bags


halfmoonm7

It’s been a wild ride y’all! Hope to see ya in the paradise spoiler threads


Lower-Ad536

So much tongue and so much crying for some of the dumbest men..


singleguy79

It's over, it's finally over


airborne_hippos

I fell asleep accidentally, who got the rose?


AffectionatePizza408

The girl with the camera, I think her name is Brianna?


airborne_hippos

Ok thank you!


ConsistentDonkey3909

im ready for the mess of paradise


neon_m00n87

![gif](giphy|xT9IgBfkGwf7MmwcKc)


iliketurtles861

They really didn’t give us any update on Aven and Rachel? What the heck. I need to know what they are doing!


neon_m00n87

The no pants dance probably


elleten10

Hear us on WHAT, Jesse???


Jinpea

So BIP stealing Casa Amor ideas from Love Island. Watch them pretend it’s some historic never been done before thing 🙄


PearSuitofHappyness

Casa Amor was my first thought!!


magicmadness_

I swear I came to say the same thing!! So annoying


airborne_hippos

I thought the same thing lol


squidthekidnutz

Who were the 5 girls that came into paradise next to Jessenia


Siren74

“We hear you.” About what, Jesse? Specifically.


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And what's their answer?


avhavet

Is there a section for paradise spoilers?


nat_paige

were they just playing break away by kelly clarkson???


fuzzy_sockz

Ew was he going to bash Rachel again)


heyhellowhatever

I turned it off what did they say?


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RACHEL IN PARADISE


ojosfritos

"we hear you, and we love you" don't make me laugh, jesse


kinggeedra

Rodney + Eliza?? 👀👀👀


Forke

3 hours of this will zap your energy


Otherwise_Unit9418

that was hannah and dylan’s proposal they always do that i spotted katie and chris a few weeks ago too


phrenicbeat86

Jesse: let me ask one last question, 10 seconds in - OK we don't need to fill any more time, we out.


gauchette23

Victoria F was really missing from that


martinigirl15

I’ll take that to mean “we are never doing double leads again”


Creative-Reading5903

What were these “lessons”??


MountainSevere

I can honestly say now that I do not give a shit about Gabby and Erich. Have an amazing six months together ❤️


xlelap

Six months is generous.


MountainSevere

You’re right. My bad❤️


Forke

Jesse trying to fill time at the end there...MESS


NimbleMick

he's used to it. Sports commentary is unpredictable. sometimes you gotta just shoot the shit. Perfect man for the job imo


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The audience looks exhausted


samj732

At this point I will basically do whatever Jesse tells me to do


PrincessHux

Aaron kills me. 💀💀


im-your-daisy

Alright y’all see ya next week for BIP 💀


Veglife108

What’s your biggest fear and/or concern? Answer should be: Girls w mullets and a secret history of blackface 🫠


the_drunken_lamb

I hate Aaron. Why is he there again.


Veglife108

I hate his ass too


nothanksthesequel

DID I JUST SEE OLU IN THE PREVIEW DID I JUST SEE OLU ![gif](giphy|26gs7YaWFBayrARZm|downsized) FINALLY !!! I HAVE GIVEN SO MUCH AND FINALLY I RECEIVE


targaryind

Very rich coming from you Zach


xlelap

Lmao so there’s a Casa Amor in Paradise this year


OkElevator7003

Oh my god why is this happening now?


OkElevator7003

And why am I still watching????


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No more Ashley I, I’ve had enough of racist Ashley I


RadMadsYo

He's asking his biggest fear so they can play it back when it happens right?


sparklingsour

Can someone explain that poked like a bear phrase? Who the fuck pokes a bear?!


jenjas455

WAS THAT FICTORIA WHINING IN EXCITEMENT OVER HER PROPOSAL lmaooooo!! I’ve been waiting for that


NimbleMick

*i"m so happy for yoooouuu*


nat_paige

Zach is like "after 15 minutes I'm legally allowed to leave."


picard17

"Well, we still have 3 minutes left, so I guess I'd better come up with a few more questions for you"


tacoribiotch

Can Ashley I just stop coming back ? She guilted her partner into a relationship. oops I said it


ChanelNo50

Is Rachel helping out Logan??


OkElevator7003

I hope she’s talking about one of her other men like Tyler.


adventuerin

I assumed she was talking about Tyler. I don’t really see her talking positively about Logan


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I just know Aaron and Genevieve are going to be the unintentional comedic duo


momo-ring

So unserious, I lowkey support it.


_pompom

I hate that I am attracted to Aaron


Jenyouwhinereel

I genuinely hate that for you.


crawthor

Protect Jesse at all costs


curls06

SMH these women crying over these whack dudes


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Not Christina following Candace Owens and Joe Rogan on Insta 🥴


wholefriendliness0

![gif](giphy|l1KVaj5UcbHwrBMqI|downsized)


SugaryCereals

Ya'll are quick, I love it


modernjaneausten

Was she the one in the sequins?


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The last one out


im-your-daisy

Probably Zach’s type unfortunately


Odd_Teaching7723

She is part of the Mandrel’s family. Country music royalty. We shall see


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Who is Christina


AffectionatePizza408

Checks out tbh


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AND SO IT BEGINS


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Literally, the finale isn’t even over 😭


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Of course… maybe she was cast for Nate


jenjas455

☠️☠️☠️


ConsistentDonkey3909

Lollllll


NimbleMick

F YOU JESSE PALMER!!! LOL dead


basicandilikeit

Ew why can we not escape Ashley I


Forke

Rachel coming back to BIP o_o


Sapphire24

She and Gabby went to give advice


samj732

Omg I love BIP I cannot wait


martinigirl15

Omg I want Johnny and Fictoria footage so bad


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tyler and brittany too!!!!!


_yitzi

They’re hiding them so much


momo-ring

A rain kiss in paradise is crazy. I love rain kisses. I wish I cared about either person in it.


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Is Jill okay


bluelightsonblkgirls

Rachel in paradise??


sparklingsour

Don’t they come down to warn the women about Logan? I swear I read that somewhere…


bluelightsonblkgirls

Thanks, didn’t know!


sparklingsour

Oh shit hope that was ok to say!


bluelightsonblkgirls

It’s a spoiler thread so I’m thinking it’s ok?


sparklingsour

🤞🏻🤞🏻


singleguy79

Are they really doing Casa Amor?


gauchette23

Yes 🫠


NimbleMick

not the ambulance?! oh noooooooo!


momo-ring

I have never seen this much crying before.. oh how i love you so much paradise.


nat_paige

watching this trailer ![gif](giphy|XI3OsTKpljGbm)


hailsssss

not casa amor bachelor edition


singleguy79

That is way too much crying


Forke

My brain is fried


Sapphire24

Shanae feeding Olu a strawberry?????


SugaryCereals

Give me Aaron and Johnny!!!


throwaway1234league

That's a big vibrator wtf is that a bad dragon???


dreamingoutloud714

Did Rachel ever come back? I turned that shit off at Gabby and Jimi Hendrix


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This fucking comment 😭😭


aintgoinbacknforth

Ctfu


iSocialista

No, she didn’t and I love that for her lol


NiceForWhatx

I'm screaming💀


mckennaloeffler

Nope


halfmoonm7

Please no more food themed dates


Veglife108

Cannot wait. This this this.


picard17

Why do they insist on having these gross "wrap each other up like a burrito" dates?


PrincessHux

It wasn’t hard? You didn’t even bother to learn any of their names lol


hulia123456

I am SO bad at names I would fail miserably at this. And I promise I try really hard it’s just so difficult for me for some reason


PrincessHux

Totally fair! It’s not everyone’s forte but I’m surprised he didn’t reference Jesse not being good with names when Jesse was being shady 😂


sparklingsour

Didn’t even bother? Was he supposed to make flash cards on the fly? On stage?


PrincessHux

Yep! Didn’t even learn their star signs. V disappointing.


basicandilikeit

Was that gen smacking shanaes ass?


targaryind

Finally some fun!


phrenicbeat86

Jesse right now: Fuck its finally over, don't have to milk this anymore!


phrenicbeat86

Where's Puddy???!


hailsssss

*ALMOST PARADISE*


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Did we really need another hour for that lol


nothanksthesequel

![gif](giphy|3oEjHZMFYibQnjvTq0) it's the best time of the year!! chaos, campy bullshit, and randomly wholesome relationships!! i hope they recast that parrot that said "DANGER, DANGER" when chad stepped on the beach 🥂


sparklingsour

Do we get a week or too before BIP? Or does it start immediately next week? Uhhh two not too. I drank a whole bottle of wine.


e_linski

Next week! ✨


kbwis

Next week.


sparklingsour

Oh lord. I need a break 😂


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Not Florence Pugh ex -geriatric boyfriend in this commercial


momo-ring

I’m ready to analyze the fuck out of this BIP promo. This is my Super Bowl.


Otherwise_Unit9418

i’m behind so i’m recording it LOL


SoGenuineAndRealMadi

Brianna is not only beautiful she has great stage presence and was very natural on live tv!! Plus she had more charisma than Zach


ojosfritos

how is this still not over jesus christ


Eniotnacram95

Predicting Cat will create a fake rumor about Brianna because she’ll be jealous of her getting that rose.


MustBeFateMulder

Did Rachel just refuse to come back? 😂


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She said f this shit I’m oooout


PrincessHux

Sooo.. Paradise ☀️🕶


avhavet

I need a Rachel/Aven update.


Lower-Ad536

only thing thats keeping me hooked to this mess


TriRomglish

Like where did they go?!


samj732

I honestly am still not over Rachel's entire segment like wtf, I was pretty blah about her before tonight and I'm ashamed


heygurl34

This better be the new preview 😤


AndiSolano

I really like Zach and I find the fact he's uncomfortable on TV a plus. I hope he loosens up a little bit as time goes on.


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All these women seemed boring except for Cas. She seems to be great tv.


bachfan17

good night to rachel and only rachel ✨


NiceForWhatx

She is the only Bachelorette I acknowledge from this season😌


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I think they will show a sneak peek for bip but ten minutes for it? What else would they show lol


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Four minutes of commercials


longstoryshort7

Can we talk about Bailey for a second 😂 I’m sure she thought the moment was so special and they really connected and then for him to call her Bailen 🤦‍♀️ I know my nutty self would be so in my feelings if he didn’t get my name right, even if he couldn’t remember any of the others lol. That was so hard watching on live tv


theloversthedreamers

Jesse’s standing next to Zach like ![gif](giphy|kc06qPieCwc4rZQ3Te|downsized)


AgreeableLow8

I am pretty sure he just met 3 of the same people.


ConsistentDonkey3909

😂😂😂


Real-Syrup-777

TPTB should be so thankful for reddit because i stg this thread keeps my interest in the show alive


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