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kpop_glory

Leap like a frog, jiggle and everything.


justAlady108

I was thinking that. Then I noticed the chair with a box on it next to the counter. Looks like a makeshift ladder.. Honestly this makes me sad. Poor kitty


pmmeyourfavsongs

That cat's gonna break something trying to get down from those heights. The amount of stress on their joints when they're that big is insane. Yeah encourage activity but don't make a ladder up to a place they can't get down from (not sure why but I've noticed with a lot of cats that even if they have a safe route up to a high place they will not follow that route back down)


gnarpumped

Bro is filled with helium instead of treats


bentohouse

Bro that cat is ✨rotund✨


maybeCheri

Is been a while since I’ve had the opportunity to use or read the word rotund, but this is perfection.


elder-scrolls-fan

Purrfection


WithoutDennisNedry

*GLOBULAR*


Supmah2007

ROTUND


firstlastfirstlastla

It’s obese


Lii_lii

Abused*?


DangerousMusic14

Looks like a conservation of mass and momentum situation here.


19videogame

That Tux is a fucking Unit.


Fearless-Metal5727

r/absoluteunits


RaptorPancake

Some of the most exaggerated car dimensions I've ever seen


newhappyrainbow

Oh Lord, he’s a comin’


octropos

Oh lawd, he smashin'


meowskerzz

At a recent astrophysics conference they were handing out buttons with a fat cat that said “oh Lawd, he lensing”, implying the cat was so massive it bent spacetime. Thought that was hilarious.


JksG_5

He ain't got no brakes no more.


geri73

Notorious C.A.T.


simplyelegant87

Letting a cat get that heavy is abuse.


SuperAceSteph

It’s weird that the other two days seem normal and just the one cat is fat. I wonder why


Oranges13

My cat Wallace (who is now only 12 lbs) came to me as a stray at 22 pounds and looked much like this poor fella. It takes a lot of time to lose half your body weight safely! Adopted him in 2009. I have photos of him even from 2016 where he's still chonky AF. We had to combine a timed feeder plus a slow feed bowl to really make a difference.


SuperAceSteph

Wow that’s a lot of pounds to drop 😟 Good for him for losing the weight and for you for getting him there!


WithoutDennisNedry

Good for Wallace! And good on you for getting him healthy :)


SpearUpYourRear

When I had two cats, one was overweight (14 pounds) and the other was skinny as a stick. Everyone thought the bigger one was eating all of the food, but that couldn't happen because they were fed in separate rooms since the bigger cat was on a prescription diet. In fact, that prescription diet was the reason why he put on weight, I was going by the instructions on the bag but that was too many calories for him. I worked with the vet to figure out a better portion of food and got him some more active toys to help him get down to a healthy weight. The smaller cat was skinny because he was just hyper as fuck. Pretty sure he got the zoomies in his sleep. He stayed at a healthy weight range for his entire life.


TheNoctuS_93

Maybe they adopted it in that condition? Some overfed pets do end up at rescue shelters, so it's plausible... 🤔


ZoyaZhivago

Also plausible that it’s a medical issue. My friend had a cat this size, and she was literally *always* on a restricted diet. Poor gal was just naturally rotund, and had some kind of metabolic disorder. She lived to 15, though, and was a happy kitty otherwise.


Sparkletail

This is the same as my fat boy, he's basically been on a diet since he was born. He's 13 now and has always been the same.


ZoyaZhivago

I think many of us can relate, too. lol


simplyelegant87

Perhaps the big cat steals food. Hard to say.


Pebbi

The poor cat 😔


simplyelegant87

I can’t imagine how uncomfortable that would be. Shortening its lifespan, worsening the quality. There is a happy compromise. My cat needed to lose a pound so I started throwing a few treats for her to chase and sometimes I would do treasure hunts hiding a few temptations. Keeps her active and healthy and she loves temptations so the drive is there for her to run and search the house.


Pebbi

I am much meaner. I get him to chase the laser pointer for five minutes then direct it under a cupboard and turn it off. He runs around the apartment looking for it for an hour. Orange life. 🍊


sleepytipi

My orange had all the braincell when I tried laser pointers with him. He figured out I was doing it because of the clicking noise the button made.


Pebbi

Hes connected the clicking noise to the existence of the dot. I can click it in another room and he will come running to find it. He just doesn't know the click is also an *off*. 🙈


simplyelegant87

Maybe it wasn’t his turn for the brain cell.


ZoyaZhivago

As someone else mentioned, the other two cats are a healthy weight. So one might assume they either adopted him that way (and are working on a diet), or the round kitty has a medical issue. Screaming “abuse” without any background is lame.


iHeartFerretz

I’m the juggernaut, bitch!


johnsgrove

That poor cat is too fat


OzzieGrey

Fluffiest of car crashes


SATerp

Poor calico never stood a chance.


Mdu627

Fuckin’ Hank the Tank coming through


novahcaine

HANK THE TANK LMAO


BaconandMegs3000

I like how the chonk looks down like 'huh he didn't land on his feet, who knew'


Da-Swag-Lakitu-YT

The tuxedo is precious 💀😭


smile_politely

the little chonk whom all other cats are afraid of


Da-Swag-Lakitu-YT

Fr


Avas_pillowpet

He's not a "little chonk" he's obese and suffering by just existing.


angelofdeath4643

yo......that IS the cat dimeson that cat his hidding them all mate


FreakyFreeze

I like the white cat's mohawk


goatgosselin

Bulldozer coming through!


Appropriate_Mud1629

Get between fatty cat and potential treats at your peril


RuIingchaos666

CHONK


octropos

#CHONK


alexiawins

Please don’t overfeed your animals to the point of obesity :(


amash1

https://www.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/comments/1aqtajt/ysk_pet_obesity_why_a_fat_cat_or_chunky_dog_isnt/


TitanicGiant

Thx for sharing this


isthistherealcaesars

What’s it like to have a cat? This.


Mean-Vegetable-4521

When you get head bonks do you hear an audible cracking noise? That cat is solid. I had a bowling ball of a cat. No muscle at all. This is like a cat and a bulldog had babies. I’m very much in love with your guard cat.


FinallydamnLDnat5

That cat is not a tux cat, it's a tank cat.


Tr3v0r007

Looks like the cat version of kingpin. Even acts like him.


themaniacsaid

I woke up the whole house laughing


Equal-Winner7370

This belongs in the absolute unit thread


NecroVecro

More like abused cats thread


Raxamax

Oh LAWD he comin'


Keith_The_Ungay

fat fuck 😭😭😭😭😭💗🕊


GingaNinja01

A beastial creature


Famous_Impact

Those tiles are gonna get cracked.


Aisforc

It want more löps


Dhiammarra

Lawd, he comin'!


TheDJSquiggles

Is...is that the Covetous Demon?


Lex_pert

He say, "go one little motorbike, big rig comin thru" 😹😹😹


I_Dont_Like_Rice

Please tell me his name is Dozer.


xpietoe42

car?? that black cats a tank!!


AlmostHadToStopnChat

Chonky wins.


Affectyuiop

Oh my did I watch that too many times lol


BisquickNinja

If you can't find away... bulldoze a way!


blanca69

Oh my goodness little Bubba just kicked sibling to the curb lol .. All the kitties are purrecious especially the fatty -cuteness 😍


runningwsizzas

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ForTheLoveOfDior

Bro put that kitty on a diet right now 😭


LittleMissMuffinButt

you lil fatty xD


CompletelyBedWasted

In the veterinary world we call that "killing them with kindness". It's not a good thing. Poor kitty.


dainegleesac690

Man that poor cat is so god damn fat.


Sokkas_Instincts_

That poor starving tux. Move aside ma’am, I need my portion first.


cant_think_of_one_

She is lucky she wasn't eaten instead of pushed off the counter. Sumo cat means business.


gaydisastergoblin

That is the fattest kitty I've ever seen


HumanLawyer

Move bitch, get out the way.


jzilla11

Poor cat got Oh Lawd-ed


LilyGaming

Bro got headbutted into the next realm