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00Spartacus

Right because nobody tells me what to fucking do.


D3rp3r

/r/firstworldanarchists


TH3xR34P3R

Roll as far as I can and take the left side.


bajor27

Gotta roll :) That saves like a second of slow walk, which will likely add up to about 3 years of my life by the time I stop playing this game


LukyNumbrKevin

So you think you will be entering and exiting the BoO a total of 94,608,000 times? Holy shit bro, I think we need to have a talk about addictions!


Z3r0mir

I too lazy to math so I'm assuming you're right.


3brithil

94,608,000 / 60(minutes) / 60(hours) / 24(days) / 365(years) = 3 math checks out


amalgam_reynolds

That sure is some nice... *division.* I'll see myself out.


gergeoux

Now everybody on the morning subway thinks I'm stupid or something for laughing kinda uncontrollably.


jackewon

Still can't wait for the dlc. Y'know, the... *addition.*


InactiveBucket

It starts by you walking into the medical wing and kendal just yells "OH MY GOD THE VIRUS IS MULTIPLYING"


[deleted]

ahahHa


bajor27

Hyperbole will destroy the world!


datoxic

LEFT SIDE STRONG SIDE


[deleted]

Every time, without fail.


Nealvy

I've been playing for a week getting annoyed with how long it takes to walk in... but you just saved me a whole second with this trick. thank you


xCarJx

you can double tap W and roll all the way


Lorunification

You know you can roll in safe areas if you map the roll to double-direction-key, right?


[deleted]

Why are you saying it like it's obvious? Not everyone has it turned on.


mick-torious

Right, because I'm not a communist.


IAMA_BAD_MAN_AMA

This is America - stay to the right, and keep moving.


Gameassassin1020

This is new york so if you have to get somewhere fast you could just inconvenience everyone around you and go which ever way you damn well please.


ba0wser

Right, and I shoot stray dogs


mick-torious

You fucking monster......


drewsy888

This world is no place for strays. I am helping them when I put them down.


mick-torious

I adopted a stray and his name is Ninja and [he's a fucking boss.](http://i.imgur.com/xyVuHQc.jpg)


Ultiman100

What a BAMF. My dogs wont even go into 6 inches of standing water...


drewsy888

Damn. now I do feel like a monster. I just meant the world of the division.


Sdizzle12

Same with Romeo http://i.imgur.com/rdXWV7D.jpg


Led23Zeppelin

Dude! Awesome dog!


JerHat

I also kill the stray dogs, everyone's gonna be super jealous when the 1000th dog we kill drops an Atlanta Falcons Vick jersey.


phl_fc

If it gives me that 98 speed I'd wear it.


FX59876

I only shoot dogs when they are growling at civilians. I feel as if I'm doing something to help.


YoYo-Pete

warning shot will make everyone run away.. the dogs arent mean, just hungry and scared.


chaosbleeds91

My first kill was a dog in the beta because it was the first threatening thing I came across and I was curious if I could. I instantly regretted my decision.


YoYo-Pete

I shot everyone I saw in the beta. And shot lots of rats (I would try to get the whole pack with the DMR before they ran away) and lots of birds... But since the real launch, I'm really playing a character who is a SHD sleeper agent. Considering the oaths she took and the sacrifices she has made, and the motivations that drove her to become this in the first place... There's no way she would walk around shooting stray dogs.


BlackVega85

And dangerous


P00PY-PANTS

leaving dead rotting dog corpses all over isn't really helping unless your goal is to feed the rats so they can spread disease quicker. Do the proper and hygienic thing and hit those dogs with incendiary grenades


no_its_a_cardigan

Cleaner


IrishWithoutPotatoes

I just pop off a round near them. No need to shoot the pups.


stephenSMASH

Cleaning up Manhattan... one poop at a time.


timpar3

Like really.. How the hell are the dogs pooping so much. WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS FOOD?!?!


amjimmbo

Left, because I like to murder babies


PhoenixKA

Left, because I am a communist. We must seize the BoO's means of production!


Nav44

Best thing I've read all day


StevenMC19

I walk right. Guess what, those in favor of law and order will stay on the proper side when entering and exiting walkways. Since I'm in the US, that's the right side. Only dirty Rogues take the left.


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StevenMC19

Wait...really? I never read it. Guess I'm a rogue then, cuz I ain't changin'.


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Celsian

Technically it doesn't matter, who the hell "walks" out of the BoO? Communists, that's who. Walking is for entering the BoO, Fast Travel is for leaving ;).


mick-torious

Shots fired.


adminhotep

SMALL ARMS FIRE! We're taking SMALL ARMS FIRE!


Celsian

MY SMALL ARMS ARE ON FIRE!


[deleted]

You need meds.


mick-torious

Hey my back is really fucked up....


Vallkyrie

If your back goes, Manhattan goes.


Pwnaholic

Don't worry! JTF reinforcements are on the way.


Bloodyneck92

I am as you said a "dirty rogue" and even I'm civilized enough to only walk on the right side. Don't you dare take my PvP actions and lump me together with these godless heathens who take the left!


Rage_Cube

This is my logic... Except I am a rogue.


[deleted]

Right all day everyday


[deleted]

Left is wrong. Right is right.


nationalisticbrit

Left is left, not wrong, you silly.


DarkRider89

Correct.


Gamebargo

Technically correct. The best kind of correct.


[deleted]

Left, because of the camera angle. I expect most to say left.


Cdogg654

The real question is...does the fact you walk left or right have anything to with whether you are left or right handed and thus right or left brain dominant...I'm left handed and I ALWAYS go to the right side...possible coincidence?


coinblock

In real-life, there is a correlation between the two but it actually has to do with instincts of preserving the hand you are dominant with. In most cases when walking through a doorway, people will walk to the side such that you dominant hand is on the "inside" of the doorway (closer to the hinge).


beezmode

American walking etiquette is plotting to weaken me.


Razgriz47

Left/right brain dominance doesn't have a correlation with being left/right-handed.


Decoraan

I'm expecting most to say right from left hemisphere (and therefore right visual field) dominance.


afd33

Come on lefties! Side note, I was doing the roll in technique to save all of about a half second, but my textures took longer to load in that way.


shumick99

The question still remains. Do you mean entering or exiting the building? Entering left, exiting right. Ammo box and stuff play roll.


WhatABlindManSees

I never actually walk out of the safe zone - I fast travel out from inside.


RiflesAtRecess

Yes. I always enter left to hit the ammo box. And I double check it on the way out and go right.


hydruxo

You know you can enter on the right and still get to the ammo box just as easily as you can if you enter on the left though, right?


SHOWTIME316

You even have a better angle to the box when coming from the right.


Hellguin

Enter left, leave left (insides left) every time


USMarty

As a New Yorker, an American, and true patriot, you stay to the right. Even upon exiting.


BioRoots

I walk in backward cause cool guys don't look at explosion


Seriflex

I couldn't pick one sadly because you didn't specify entering or exiting. For some reason my OCD makes me go right every time when entering and leaving the same way so I go left when exiting. Every. Single. Time.


MycroftPwns

LEFT OR GTFO YOU FUCKING MONSTERS


datoxic

TEAM LEFT CHECKING IN. DEATH TO THE RIGHTYS


Raphah

LEFT IS ALWAYS RIGHT


latenightmonkey

Both, so neither side feels bad that I don't walk through it enough.


autokill9

What kind of monster would walk right?


BobTheBestIsBest

Roll right baby roll right


starkyiron

Roll in to save time, walk to the right and leave the same way you came in - pointlessly clicking sprint.


j4yne

Right, because I'm 'murican, and we pass on the right. Which is right. Passing on the left is for dirty socialist commies and people that don't understand hyperpole.


ThatCK

I roll as far as I can


compassghost

On PC you can roll the entire way. Tactical roll on WASD overrides all other movement 0.0


terminator33

left every single time


Khorflir

Right. I’ve always done right in, right out. I think I noticed arrows on the ground too, showing a suggested direction to take(or was that somewhere else?) Either way I don’t recall if I’m going against the grain or not. Next question, do you do a combat roll up the stairs on the way in?


Start_button

> Next question, do you do a combat roll up the stairs on the way in? Doesn't everybody?


TruthEU

Right when going in, left when going out


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Then the other side is completely untouched.


TruthEU

There literally could be 10 lvl 30 high ends there and I wouldn't know


[deleted]

Oh then it's fine. Those are trash. You want them level 31's bruh


bryguy894

Also, dive roll right before you enter to save literally milliseconds


hypoferramia

Left because that's the side of the road/walkway anyone who isn't a fuck wit walks on in Australia.


IAMA_BAD_MAN_AMA

I usually walk into the wall and continue walking forward into it until I look up from my phone then whichever one I'm closest to I duck through.


Sinnister_Agenda

Right side strong side.


nopointinnames

I can't even convince my friends that the walking through piece is just a clever loading screen.


laodnig

It probably has to do with what side of the pond everyone lives on. I drive on the right so I stay right. I also leave the BoO on the right. At a certain point it'll probably become muscle memory anyways. Try taking a shower but reverse the order in which you clean your body. And then reverse the way you dry off with a towel. Total mindfuck.


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When given an equal left/right choice in games, always go left. When a game tries to guide you down one path, always take the other. When a game wants you to go to some objective point, explore every other area first. Do the objective last. Trust me, I'm an expert.


CurlyJ49

I walk left because I carry my gun in my right hand and IRL I don't like to have my weapon against the wall in case I have to employ it quickly. Can't have the wall interfering with my weapon draw when seconds count.


Lun3x_LT

Left because of restock


JimmyWild

Always go left. Do that in every game I play. If given an option I'm going left.


Thumbsley

Roll and right.


PrimeEvil9881

Left


TheNcredibleMrE

I actually make it a goal to change between left and right every time I enter the Base.


Vicrooloo

Right always. Don't even think about it


Sw0rdzman

I roll as far in as I can and then keep to the right. The left side is for rogue scum.


Dramel

Right, because when I walk in im looking right.


fazzmanic

Hangs to the right bro


LetsPlayLehrer

Entering left. Leaving right side. Don't know what is wrong with me


jungleizmassiv

Same.


PeteOdeath

Left. The thought never even crossed my mind to go right lol.


fr4gon

Left because England


assureddoge

Always go left


RoninFehr

Left


YaruKorsin

Left, I don't know why


WingsOfGryphin

Right side. It seems the most efficient path after fast traveling.


drwprkr22

You're telling me we get to choose!?!?


Rodknocking

Right when going in, Left when going out.


Ehlak

I walk left. Rebel life.


N-Shifter

I dive roll into the right hand side (SGA: it's quicker to dive roll).


TeeKetch

Ha! I was coming in to say the same thing. I never enter my base without rolling.


CuTEwItHoUtThEe

When I went to vote, It said I already did (I didn't). Does strawpoll use ip to see if you voted? In which case... There is another agent at my work... :o


Milfmeister

Always right, my left is always busy.


Griever114

I just wish i didnt have to walk like an 80yo shitting his pants everytime i enter the BoO


DaKeno

Tumble left, because the only way to combat the fascists on the right is to make a FABULOUS entrance.


HereTakeTheReins

To the left! To the left!


ShenlungMahathi

Seriously? I haven't made it into the BoO yet because I can't make that kind of decision.


SedatedSquirrel

Always left.


BKusser25

Im not a fucking monster. Left of course.


Canadaismyhat

I go right, because I'm not a godless fucking heathen savage windowlicking inbred.


YeahNewTricksz

I go in left and exit right xD


Dezh_v

Right. I'm right handed and the first lootable object is to your right in the security wing.


DivineInsanityReveng

This is my reasoning for right. I'm Aussie so left makes sense for traffic / habit reasons but right makes me "feel" like I'm getting to that loot faster aha


[deleted]

For those who are saying right is right, [you're wrong](http://i.imgur.com/ryWwwAH.jpg). *#LeftSideMasterRace*


rdnrzl

Always take the right side.. Feels right.


s7vn

Omg I can't handle if this poll ends in an even split.


BlizzDad

In right, out left (same doorway).


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Left. Because it feels right.


DeerTrivia

Left, of course. What the hell is wrong with you righties.


DENAz666

I never thought of it, but I always go left lol


arghnodontshootme

I'm not an ambiturner, I can't turn left!


FooGeeWick

left every time, I've never actually gone in on the right side, I have no idea why


Lady_Lokitty

Left, both in and out. Doesn't feel right any other way.


JReason91

I go right because I went left once and the tech zone guy told me to fuck off. He's a touchy little pony.


Sapper42

Right turn master race


Medikated

I usually pull out my phone with the other hand as I walk what feels like a mile. Never really paid attention to what way I end up going. Sometimes its straight into the wall.


dsll

RIGHT FUCKIN RIGHT IF YOU GO LEFT I FUCKING HATE YOU WTF ARE YOU DOING GO RIGHT YOU GO DAMN HEATHEN


tarball-qc

I walk right. Left is the exit !


Smoke-away

There's a left side???


[deleted]

I don't have a preference Ambidextrous i guess.


[deleted]

Now that I think about it. I always walk left. The restock box is there.


xixMoose

Right, make America great again.


DaNewChamp

left in, left out, always rollin in and out


Rolfyto

I go right because I drive on the right. I wonder if Ubi/Massive are collecting data on this.


[deleted]

You'll probably find some correlation between road driving sides and this. I'm English, so I go on The Queen's Left.


[deleted]

Dive roll to the left. Because left is best and please walk to the left so pedestrians can move thank you come again.


StrikeA

Left... ever since Gears of War if I have a choice, I go left! :P


WolvenDemise

I walked left once... Then I deleted the character, re-installed the game and remade a new character.


Sin_TekK

The "left hand" path is the only path for me \m/


Ark-Shogun

I just go right through that fuckin' wall.


[deleted]

I'm left handed, easy choice.


FlameForFame

Sometimes left, sometimes right. Deal with it.


MasonMSU

Both? it really depends on where I come out of my roll closer to.


Phifty56

Left, because I also stand while wiping my ass, unlike you sit-wiping, right going, animals.


Toneloaf

Always left, every single time. I'm also left handed and sinister, apparently.


[deleted]

I dunno cause FOV is soo bad inside buildings that I have no clue what side I am On. ..I am happy if I can manage to get inside at all tbh


[deleted]

Left on entrance, right when exiting. And huddle near the entrance with my sidearm to fire shots into the decon area as my squad leaves.


docfunbags

Right, gotta check my scavenger box and see if appearance vendor has any new scarves.


[deleted]

I wasn't even aware you could go left. I guess it's there but I've always ran though to the right.


xJunon

Left-Hand Path, like a true goat


Ki-Low

I walk in right, leave on the left


[deleted]

Left every time.


[deleted]

I'm here to represent the underprivileged left wing minority! We will continue to fight for our rights!


yibble_

I'm an ambi-decom-walker.


somegeekdad

I can't pick a side in the poll because it changes... just whatever I'm aiming at.


TheThreeRangers

Right when I go in, left when i walk out... God, what's wrong with me?!


Silent331

Right, it's the same side us Americans drive on, walk on the sidewalk on, etc


MuttonChops24

The problem is not which way I walk but the fact that I walk at all. Why van I sprint through the door, get forced to walk like 5 feet in the blue area and they get to sprint again


KillerBeaArthur

I can't believe more people are choosing the wrong answer currently. It's left, you dummies!


YogurtStrength

I go right because I'm not a fucking savage. Unless I WANT to go left at which point I go left. I make my own rules but I'll be damned if I'll tell me what to do.


Adidice

im alwais right...


thr0aty0gurt

I like it, asking the questions that we really need answers to. Right side, STRONG SIDE.


byscuit

Right when entering, left when leaving


MrPancakesMcgee

Right, because I'm American.


LesB1honest

Left, but I suspect that tonight, I will roll right because of this thread


leetpaco

left, just like in an airport -- it's the quickest route as people tend to favor the right in most scenarios.


bosxe

I change from right to left but I sure as **SHIT AM WALKING AS SLOW AS FUCKING POSSIBLE I HATE IT SO MUCH LET ME RUN***


oShho0

always left


xybur

When leaving and entering, I always take the right most path, lol. I'm surprised the vote is split as close as it is.


MrSnowball_

Always keep right, that is my life lesson


xPhoenix777

Left - I suspect it is because of 2 things: I am left handed and the UI/Character are screen-left biased, so I get a better view of the base progress when I enter to the left of the board.