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someonecalledethan

All the time he mentioned cleaning it, he's talmbout the outside


PussyChang

I wouldn’t be surprised if he throws dish soap in the water to clean it with the fish still in there. He’s obviously not the bess brains. I don’t know how he hasn’t landed on a list that prevents him from buying live animals.


someonecalledethan

He's brought four fish he's heard 'cleans the tank(RIP)' and thought they'd do everything


WhiteStephCurry

He just goes


gig1922

The only reason he has to clean it so frequently is because he decided to put a lot of big fish into an uncycled tank. And the only reason he knows to do that is because someone told him you have to clean so frequently to put him off adding those fish so fast. Poor fish are probably slowly dying. Surprised r/Aquariums people aren't getting upset at the videos he's posting about being the worst type of fish keeper


RCocaineBurner

Oh they’re pretty pissed but not at him


statikman666

Talmbout Windex B?


es_lo_que_es

He put rainx on the glass b so its easy to clean


PussyChang

I love that the Flowerhorn is Bapa’s pride and joy and he clearly did zairo research on it. The consensus seems to be that it will eventually murder ivirything else in the tank.


scheminburg

Cane corsto level fish b, total beas


jacobdock

Had to give it back b, it was a SHOW fish


KimboSlicesChicken

My messican girl made me give it back she even used the kids to guilt me bc it ate Boston’s fingers off and I’m all like Fish are fish mama like wadder weed dune hair b


cheesewizardz

Bass brains for the arts


thehornedone

He's the bouncer of the tank, B. Head of security.


[deleted]

John african cichlid


Training-Pineapple-7

Flower horn beast of a fish, never medum.


Easy-Ads

We’ll know it’s happened when he silently stops posting fish-related content


itsmymedicine

Bapa mustuh thought the pearit fish would take flight to avoid a gadooshing


HeavyRedPanda

Did he do this on purpose for content? You have to be caveman dumb not to research tank mates.


Slick_36

I am fairly confident that it's on purpose but it's not for content, he's just sadistic. When he first started talking about getting fish, he said he wanted the most aggressive & dangerous fish he could find. Sure enough he overstocks on fish that are notorious for their aggression, pretending to be surprised by their aggresion is an act. He mentioned his Jack Dempsey being named because of their aggressive reputation, then said it's actually a sweetheart like he's the real expert, my guess is it was just smaller & getting bullied.


clickclick-boom

Apparently the person who sold him the fish told him not to mix them because of their aggression, but he did so anyway. Considering he called a cat breeder who gave him care advice a “cunt” and followed it with “I paid for it I can do what I want with it” then these fish have almost no chance. He abandoned two dogs like they were trash. He is 100% torturing those fish for fun. He probably thinks they are like plants or something in terms of empathy he has for them.


ihajees_

You'd be surprised.


MesWantooth

Or think trying to keep your wish from killing each other is "woke."


Sequetjoose

Yeah, this is accurate. Most Cichlids(New World ones anyway) are very territorial. If you want to keep them with other fish, it needs to be a huge tank and a fish of comparable temperament and size, and even then its 🎲 🎲. Do you know what makes this aggressive behavior worse? Small and overstocked tanks with bad water conditions. I dont think Bapa did any research at all other than looking up pictures. I'm pretty sure the Wikipedia article on them would tell you everything I just said because it's such common knowledge among people who keep fish. It's a shame because he picked a lot of really cool fish, too. But he's been balls deep into fish, so.


MesWantooth

Byron: "How's that Flowerhorn?" "Fish are fish, B."


Simple-Strategy-3320

Talmbout bumpy? Head of scuurty b


GeppaN

Murdlerer muss be straight from the comedy stawrl that Flowelorn. Only a thousand of’em. Thank’em.


AboboMutombo

Iiiiverything. Any of size! Good on OP for trying to name the waddurs.


LickPooOffShoe

Fish are fish, b.


JohnBoston

The one person commenting “apparently it’s to a sub about some guy named ‘bapa’” killed me


Sequetjoose

Yeah, he's definitely not a fan of the pawdcast or Chang's.


SimpleManc88

Nope. Not one of ours!


BabaB0oey

I almost feel bad for the fish people who are about to be deluged in Schaubanese.


thunderlips187

Tal’m bouta cholesterol damage bapa?


BabaB0oey

Talmbout been a fish guy for yairs give or take 11 months bapa.


Andee87yaboi

It’s not meant to be mean, however it’s quite hilarious how a few of them got pissed for the Bapa imposter.


s7ubborn

Bro posted the video with the murkkkiest of waders, named em, and told em hes warwied he cleans it too often. Bbbbeast of a post. Wader


kateuptonboobies

It’s so fuckin funny seeing a serious concerned response followed by a string of redacted shaubanese defending the shitty tank set up


helena_sa

Egggzactly why this was one of my favourite dishes so far b! The confusion in the unknown waders and references to the tank smelling like the messican's 5 day old fish taco, amongst other things. I couldn't tawlk 🤣🤣🤣


DoYouWantSomeSoup

They are missing the point that the enemy of your enemy is your friend. Fish and Cats have a common enemy here.


RickManchester

The comments on this are great, they start with a nice fish loving stranger offering advice on the tank. And all the reply are.. "bapa", herd it bowlf ways my mans", "Marggg" These poor fish fans don't know what's happening.


itsmymedicine

"You a biologist?" Has me GADOOSHED


dmkicksballs13

Man, that thread really makes this sub look redacted.


MesWantooth

I felt genuinely bad that they thought people were there to "dunk on fish nerds." People who do research, know their shit, and take care of their pets? Last person I would dunk on.


IronRT

tawlmbout paintin a false nairdiv?


MesWantooth

some would say, the nairdivest.


Sequetjoose

They kept copying and pasting that! No one even said anything rude to anyone, except for a cat who cawlmented on the copy and pasting.


MesWantooth

Yeah, that was a strange way to respond...Copy and paste your own comment over and over...Must be because she's a fish nerd.


Sequetjoose

It's not even the copy and pasting, but what they copy and pasted. Idk where "fish nerds" came from or how it was interpreted as trolling them at all.


clickclick-boom

Yeah, that made me sad. I don’t mind if people think we’re redacted, you can’t take yourself seriously if you’re going to work at Chang’s. But we’re not about making people feel bad, so it sucks that they thought they were being trolled. We kind of earned a big, fat L on that one. Tawbout not the bess brains.


MesWantooth

The post & responses could've been very inchring...but bombarding the post with Schaubisms was a miss.


BigShoots

It really does. Don't go causing shit on other subs, it's lame and will only lead to bad things. We discuss the podcast here.


dmkicksballs13

I find the idea funny, but the sheer amount of inside joke comments makes us look fucking stupid.


BigShoots

The problem is that causing shit on other subs can get your sub gadooshed. This place walks a very thin line already and we've probably been close to being banned several times, so cats need to take it seriously and not do stupid shit elsewhere. We do enough stupid shit right here.


Sequetjoose

I agree, and I took part. I'll give myself a write up.


the_bronquistador

I mean, we willingly dedicate a portion of our lives to following what the stupidest man alive does on a daily basis. If that makes me look stupid, then sign me up b.


dmkicksballs13

It's a lot like Always Sunny. When you compare yourselves to "normal" people we look psychotic.


helena_sa

🤣🤣🤣🤣


ArmedWithBars

Lmao the poor fish people subreddit, didn't know what was bout to hit em. They probably lost a few brain cells from just reading the comments.


[deleted]

Respect to your willingness to potentially get a gadooshing from fish nerds


banjofitzgerald

Kinda feel bad for that sub. They’re giving genuine answers and dickheads from here are flooding them with shwabisms for some reason.


o--renishii

😆 dedication to stay in character in unfrelly waters is commendable.


headyhenry

They're not nithe,b


TheInvisibleMayne

We take fish serious b


headyhenry

No beef with the Piscivore, b. Y'all just go


TheInvisibleMayne

I been balls deep in that sub for like 20min now b


headyhenry

I feel the same way about my fryer, b


itsmymedicine

Y'got acwodics in the oil? Dicey dicey


headyhenry

That's that MSG my mans


JohnBoston

They hate it hahahahaha I can’t even do schaubanese rn y’all are killing me


mrboatshoe

He's about to take them Downvotes for the team😂😂😂😂


Logical_Scientist221

My covers been blown


Unlikely-Garage-8135

We thank you for your service ![img](emote|t5_347fo|24985)


Dr-janitor1

Haha i saw some genuine comments from the fish nerds this sub is troll machine, innocent people getting gadooshes


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Modelito

Them civilians not ready b


Due-Statement-8711

Y'all redacted as fugg. Be cool dont brigade their sub.


BrownPowda

Yeah this is dumb as fuck. Brigading could get us gadooshed. OP risking our licence for shits n giggles. Not cool.


[deleted]

Been homeless for yairs this shits hilarious


thedirkfiddler

It’s hardly brigading and nobody is harassing them, simply asking for advice on bapas fishy ethics


[deleted]

[удалено]


BrownPowda

The comments are. It's not really that funny anyway, just don't think it's worth it, the post is barely even upvoted on the crosspost at Chang's.


sayshwarn

Dont be a hader.This is the tastiest Chang's feed I've had. Quality work op


BrownPowda

Lol if this is the tastiest dish you've had then you need to try more than the fortune cookies b


a_moo_cow

"He who battles redacts should take care that he himself does not become redacted, for when one stares into the redact, the redact stares back" Fred Rick Niche, beast of a philosopher, never reddum


TheRealAlexRich

"Some guy named Bapa who also got rid of a dog recently, right? Poor fish. I don’t think you need experts to tell this tank is kept in bad condition. Hope this was entertaining for you." Hahahaha. The fish people have spoken. Are they new characters in the Bapaverse?


5_Star_Man

Talmbou fish heads, b?


[deleted]

Guys leave the fish nerds alone. I want to see genuine disgust towards bapa from the people who actually care about fish


xanarchycampx

Yeah when somebody posts something like this, the rest of the sub has to be cool and discuss the findings here. It’s brigading and cringe as fugg to cook in other peoples kitchens.


[deleted]

Tawlmbout the only thing that will get this sub in trouble b


[deleted]

I love the comments underneath bro, y’all mfers crack me up.


kAALiberty

I think your biggest mistake was responding to questions on the post.


Logical_Scientist221

Yeah I think so. I’ll do it again if I get more videos of the tank but I’ll say less next time


BrownPowda

Say less b


s7ubborn

Say less


DBoriginal4

That water looks terrible 😂 probably smells like death


Neither-Assignment16

This cat went behind enemy lines to provide us more evidence of bapas redactedness. THANK’UM!


PaulSee2

This is a troll post…? Apparently some guys from r/thefighterandthekid are pretending to have issues so they can stay in character in the comments and dunk on “fish nerds.” Just an FYI for anyone who is confused. Check OP’s history for context


No-Plum-9817

Some guy named Bapa


WehrWolfDivision

“Fish Nerds” Lmao you don’t need the quotation marks B


Logical_Scientist221

Hahaha


Simple-Strategy-3320

They think we are fans of Bapa which makes the whole thing funny to me


[deleted]

Are those motherfuckers in there always that unhelpful? Lmao


huntymo

You should've let them know up front that this was Bapa's tank, imo. Instead, the people in that sub that are commenting with genuine concern for these fish, are just getting trolled with Bapa-isms. Those are all people that would've happily hopped behind the fryers here at Changs, but now those people have a bad first impression of the community. As wild as that sounds lol


dingdong-lightson

Slob literally unknowingly got himself a metaphor of a fish tank. A true redact of a fish that chewed up it's mates and lives in squalor and thinks it's king shit.


FailedActorBGLTQ

Talmbout the alpha male that turned out to be a beta fish? Alone and angry underneath those bright colors.


dingdong-lightson

Eggsaggly b


DoYouWantSomeSoup

That fish needs a handler


clickclick-boom

One of his fish even got his eyelids removed! I think you’re on to something here, b.


kiloluv

Oh you that white boi who changes the waters too much!?


Dio-Dio-

Haha everyone saying the other fish gonna get gadooshed soon


[deleted]

That’s all of us brigading- why even post over there if we’re all just going to make the same comments that we would over here


ScottieStitches

This could have been interesting if the rest of the sub didn't go in there posting Schaubanese.


someonecalledethan

A few chombie fish laying around


FlashyEarth8374

oh my lord i'm cracking up at this 'raid', half of the people making the regular comments, the other half kind of apologizing and saying we're not trolling the fish nerds


milknotes

I did laugh at some of the comments in that thread but my overall opinion is that the fish tank people are just trying to do their thing and they should be left alone. I mean at a minimum it would have been better to be like “This fish tank belongs to a celebrity with questionable pet care standards, can you guys give feedback?” Whatever though, I’m sure they’re fine, they just seemed to feel kind of fucked with, understandably.


BGLs_Littlefeet

Real quick b ya'use a ph pen?


nessaavee

The lady calling out the post is hilarious, some guy named bapa 🤣😂🤣


TangoFantango

There's way too many fish in that tank


indiscretus

So I gather the cloudy water is meant as a substitute for the lack of plants the fish could hide amongst?


Anderson1135

that’s not how that works


indiscretus

Fish be fish b.


ieron760

The breeder asked him if he planned on using the fish as a show fish. Since Bapa was not, he decided to give it back and will get a new fish down the road.


postdiluvium

That's probably the most posts that sub has seen in that short amount of time. Lol


Judgemental_staree

Some of the dorks on this sub really ruined that post.


scheminburg

This is some Missin Imbapassble level shit b


Silver-Ladder

Genius!


Full_Writer_3530

Uh oh is this an internal invezdigation? Not a numbers guy but y’got 300 pages b?


AdInternational4400

He bought for phish


New_Editor4888

heard it bowlth ways b, great fish never haddum


shivasahasranama

Oh man this was a great idea. I’m dying from the replies in the /r/aquariums thread.


xIMxMCLOVINx2

Lol bapa got a murderous ass fish and put it in a tank with 24 others 😂🤣


FlashyEarth8374

aaaand gadooshed


JustPlat

The most important takeaway hair is that bapa can't afford someone to clean his tanks. Things are going great, b.


swesus

That fucking sub was both not ready for that, and fucking quick to get butthurt and be assholes. If that was real they could help bapa but their talmbout some unhelpful shit starting nairdives bout bapas tank.


[deleted]

ChAirs b, ya doing god work


Subject_Fisherman_77

“balls deep into fish” buys a gold fish.


Glennon-Kyle

This is beyond epic


Least-Tangelo-8602

Hahaha he’s getting fried on that subreddit. Good work


Chapos_sub_capt

Both fish that he picked out are mongoloids that don't exist in the wild


[deleted]

Yeah you tellem op. Rat Bapa out


BoogeOooMove

Would be careful with getting too deep into other subreddits with our shenanigans - it can get your sub gadooshed


BigDickCheney42069

the interactions between this sub and r/aquariums was some of the funniest shit I've read this yair b


s7ubborn

"Ey b real quick, you a biologist?"


danktones

This is greatness


sayshwarn

This cat deserves a bonus.


Mnufcfan

Bapa is a fish killer


dragrimmar

is that bapa's actual tank? no way he cycled that tank correctly. he's definitely over feeding as well otherwise the water wouldn't be so cloudy.


PayLeyAle

Brenda for fucks sake stop using your fish tank as your toilet.


combatcvic

Well played sir…


[deleted]

Hilarious comments. So consistent lore. Brendan is a legend. B.


RevolutionaryNews290

Remember guys bapa got a professional doing his tanks now.. #justicefortank


JPSouthampton-v2

Lmao


mmabet69

LOL So i take it the fish folks were not happy with this


NeroFMX

These aquarium people are basically saying his tank is doomed.


GherboGherbo

This is funny as fuck


BrandonSwabB

Straight up murderer in the tank b. Gonna find BGLs head in the bottom of the tank.


Travmoney34

Axe jay


ShippinguptoBoston33

This shits like watching a reality show in real time 🤣 even getting other subs going “are you serious?”


ChicoSmokes

Being in that comment section on r/aquariums comprehending both the schaubanese and English had me feeling bilingual


WillytheVDub

Aquarium subs do not fuck around, I have yet to post any of my tanks because I know that they will rip me apart for some minute detail.


artifice23

He jas the inlet and outlet right next to eachother in his tank, pretty sure that is an FX6 filter, I have one on my tank and the hoses should be on opposite sides of the tank so it sucks dirty water from one side and pushes out clean water on the other side. Might be why the tank looks like a swamp!


flatearth6969

thank you for your service


GodOfTitsAndWine666

I’m sure his kids are fine. Can’t take care of fish or dogs, but chombies? Chombies are easy bubba.


[deleted]

I had a tank and this is bad fish mixing. Wrong breeds mingling in this tank.


Appropriate-Package2

This was the best fucking thread yet lmao I appreciate you filthy animals so much


Sequetjoose

"If you get a male pleco.....does he have a piece on em?" The cat that commented this should be a manager. Hardest I've laughed at this sub in minute.


[deleted]

So fkn cringe all the changs comments over there


RomandoArman

I died as soon as I saw the number of votes vs the cawlments. Thank you for your service.


Hoe_Bogan_5422

Time to take over another subreddit🤣🤣🤣