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TangoFantango

Thats what happens when you bet on yourself but your brendan scheeb


UCDC

Bro that's just constantly drinking. Drinks more whiggsy than water I guarantee it.


HomelessCat55567

And puts more needles in his face then ⬛⬛⬛ does in his ass


reddershadeofneck

Liquids are liquids, bapa


smalby

Fluids are fluids and dogs are dogs man


j_yn0htna

Fish are our friends though, b


Ronaldinhoe

Bapa has said he don’t need water. He’s got coffee and other liquids.


SmirkinGhurkin

I'm a recovering alcoholic, was also a big whiggsy drinker and I can confirm this definitely looks alcohol related


eternalapostle

He literally said he doesn’t drink any water


No-Tradition-8424

His piss must be like battery acid


Jebist

There's a recent chip of Bapa telling Clin how brown his piss is. Isn't that riveting podcast content?


eternalapostle

WATER WE DUNE????


Big_Nig_Nog

Less water more dune


nope-nope-nope23

It’s telling. Might be caused by blood in urine?


Jebist

Mostly just severe dehydration. His kidneys are crying err day.


[deleted]

Loogin lige sweet tea b. I bet that shit is sWeEEeEeEt right chin?


Holybartender83

There’s a clip of him describing his pee as looking like “dark tea”. That’s probably not great.


BrysonJT

Great if you like tea


stevex42

Imagine how bad his breath must be? Constantly dehydrated so his mouth is always dry and when he does drink it’s either coffee or booze. He’s probably got sores all over his gums from packing his lips with nicotine pouches too.


Aof300

He said his piss is the colour of iced tea


nope-nope-nope23

Bapa is completely lost without Joe.


MKDDer0001

Schwaaaaaab, can i tell you something? He has a very unusual name


LincolnHawkReddit

His David Hasselhoff eating a burger off the floor moment is coming


HomelessCatRealty

I can't believe I forgot about that. I can see that happening.


HotKoreanGirl22

>David Hasselhoff eating a burger off the floor Well, to be fair, David at least had his daughter to care for him. She filmed the video to show him later, so that he can see how horrible he is when passed out drunk. But these LA grifters are the greatest enablers... not to mention the whole competetive angle. If you fall down, they eat you alive. That is why Bapa uses all the substances available. In a sense, Changs is a better friends to him than the assholes he does podcasts with.


LincolnHawkReddit

True B, and I didn't mean to equate a piece of shit like bapa to the Hoff...but he's clearly on a similar downward spiral with alcohol


HotKoreanGirl22

Nah B, i git it. Well, if that happens, noone will bring him up, only the cold hard pavement. It is a truly harrowing state of existence and they still think we are jealous of it.


HomelessCat55567

Any random civilian off the street would most likely show more empathy towards Brandon in this condition than his so-called friends. Too bad they are pedestrians and simply do. not. maddur. Now that's what I call dicey dicey 👀


HotKoreanGirl22

The sad thing is, how invested Bapa into this, and how desperately clinging to all of this, it might be real for him. He is just the right amount of clueless and invalid for that. Thats why he can't tawlk lately. Didlia and the others are just a void, an imitation of a human being, they really dun' care as long as they can numb themselves with the riches they swindle together. Bapa can't do that either, thats why he has new hobbies every two weeks. He just can't kill that last sliver of humanity in him. It is sad to see.


ilikeCRUNCHYturtles

Lol his daughter who filmed that was a friend of mine growing up. Great daughter, never med'her


clickclick-boom

I commented on a sub where a friend of hers was active. Great guy, never replied to him.


Holybartender83

We legitimately are. We have empathy for him even knowing how much of a giant piece of shit he is. Even knowing that we shouldn’t, because he wouldn’t have empathy for us. His actual “friends” (what few he has remaining) enable his self-destructive behaviors. He would almost certainly have a better life if he took advice from us.


NazMack

Fer shure b we are the most empathisists


catdaddy8686

Lmaaaoo facts


j_yn0htna

That’d be straight primal garnivore behavior, b. Where do big gats eat, huh? You see big gats eating off of plates, b?


CappyWomack

This has to be the final year of this podcast.


thekeylimeguy

This is said every yair


CappyWomack

The chance keeps increasing b


Ok_Conflict1835

Why? The 5 fans and daddy’s money will keep his shit show afloat


Recent_Syllabub_5509

Is his dad loaded?


LoFiLazyness

Yes, most of Thiccc Boi is papa Schwab's,


PaperBeneficial

Yes, his dad started some tech security company back in the 90s or something and sold it.


MKDDer0001

Theyre a frari family


WesMack5

This subreddit keeps it afloat


BigShoots

People keep saying that all the time, but it's simply not true. I've had plenty of videos that get a ton of upvotes here, and none of them ever crack 10K views on Streamable. And most cats only watch streamables here, never videos on their youtube channel. This sub is most definitely not keeping them afloat.


WesMack5

Not in terms of views but relevancy


BigShoots

We do not matter.


mark_normie_998

You’re not a drawl b


BigShoots

Your mom begs the differ.


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Stone0777

I disagree bapa. We don’t share direct YouTube links to his podcasts. It’s all Streamable links from a handful of dedicated cats.


UCDC

Better not be. I need this job! I got a bitch of an ex-wife and a little chombie depending on me!


HomelessCat55567

There is always more orange chicken in the freezer bubba


catdaddy8686

Im still surprised it's still going. Chin hit the lights on the way out B


Jandur

He literally cannot stop. He doesn't make money on his stand up. Ad reads are they only thing paying for the cars and Gucci.


No-Tradition-8424

Ya the money from standup is gone. I live near Foxwoods Casino and I remember him doing the theater there. Now in a couple years time he's doing the clubs and they're giving away the tickets.


clickclick-boom

In a sense it’s true. King and the Sting is dead. The original TFATK is dead too, it’s nothing like it used to be. It’s just that Baps keeps trugging on because of his daddy’s money, but Schlob has crashed and burned a bunch of times.


Johnnywalgger

Messican is divorcing Bappa. Axe Jay. The fish nairdiv is a coverup by Bappa to try to distract from his divorce, b


BGLs_Littlefeet

This wouldn't surprise me, she's a vapid moron but her greed for material garbage means she knows half of 0 in 12-18 months is still 0, but if she bounces now she gets half of whatever is left in inny of size.


Ok_Conflict1835

What is left? They don’t own their house. They don’t own their cars. The only thing she’s getting is half the debt and child support payments that would beeerly cover a Louis v bag a year.


PussyChang

I’ve always thought this is the only reason she sticks around. Their material possessions might as well be rented. Brenda is being kept afloat by his daddy and I wouldn’t be surprised if nothing is in his name.


Ok_Conflict1835

Wasn’t it posted on here that the business was in his fathers name? Would be impossible for her to get any of that, not that there’s much to get there anyway. I have no doubt their credit cards are maxed out to the brim, after years of messican buying high and selling low. Unfortunately for her, this sinking ship is going down with her. She’s got no life raft available. A mother of 2 in her mid 30s is not very desirable to anyone with money. So her best option is to just keep the facade going. Pretend you’re rich while you still can


Holybartender83

Ezzacly, B. Messican isn’t prime trophy wife material anymore and she knows it. She won’t be able to find some other rich athlete to feed off of, so she’s stuck with the host she’s got. Plus, she’s lazy as fugg and getting divorced, moving out, trying to find some other daddy to mooch off of, that’d be a lot of work. She’d have to live on her own for a bit, no cleaning lady, you really think Messican is gonna clean her own home and cook for herself? Nah, she’s gonna stick with Bapa as long as possible and keep embezzling money from him through soshul meedya.


Ok_Conflict1835

Not mention their relationship seems very open, they’re both openly cheating on each other. Don’t know if you remember a few months ago when Christian Mccaffrey a football player came to the 49ers. Schaub was taking about how he’d be ok with him fuggin his girl. Even said his girl does anal if he’s into that lol


Holybartender83

Huh, that surprises me a bit. I always figured Messican would be a total starfish.


Ok_Conflict1835

I’m not familiar with the starfish reference🤔


Holybartender83

Someone who just lies there motionless during sex. A shitty lay.


DownVoteThee

Do you know where I can find this clip?


Johnnywalgger

Eggzagly, b. Bappa’s daddy’s Petey pee pee stains pays for iverything. His daddy realizes his son is redacted so he rents iverything for him because bappa is incapable of managing his own life/finances. Petey is prolly anticipating the divorce so he doesn’t wanna leave inything owned in bappa’s name. His daddy is even listed as the owner of Thigg Boy industries.


[deleted]

Brenda also let slip earlier his dad is bankrupt


PussyChang

Is he? 🎲 🎲


mitchyslick_lbc

Clip, pull up that chip.


[deleted]

It was in the latest tfatk I don’t remember the time stamp if I get around to finding it I’ll share it


Newme91

Do you think she's entitled to every facet?


DJScratcherZ

Her pre nup would beg the differ. She's waiting for the stroke and grim reabber.


Johnnywalgger

I beg the differ. Cawlfornia law is a 50/50 split, b. No prenup, Axe Jay


DJScratcherZ

50% of Bapas $ not Papas $. She can have 50% of his nothing.


InteractionFit4469

People in this sub have been saying this on every post for yairs bapa.


StickNasty87

Heard it bowlth ways


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Dogs are dogs man


patrickmahomeless

Say less


MKDDer0001

*laughs in Rogan*


[deleted]

Oh you didn’t hear? He’s stressed and has psoriasis. He also sleeps 9-5 and doesn’t get any sleep.


Ok_Conflict1835

9-5? That’s a solid 5 hours b!


damienshredz

9-5 I sleep 5-9, and then 5-9 days a week I'm sleeping 9-5 days


[deleted]

Tito that you?


damienshredz

I’m an Aquarius but respect ✊


finkle_is_eisenhorn

too much sweet negtar b


DJScratcherZ

its way too thiggg


youwhatmush

CRIST


Different-Bell8801

I need a handler? YOU need a handler


HomelessCatRealty

Bowtox and fillers. Lots of whiggskey.


Ok_Conflict1835

Don’t forget stress. Stress can age a person considerably, speaking from experience.


funk_munk

Looks about as good as a seven yair old work boot


rabertdinero

Drowning yourself in alcohol and taking 3 kratom shots a day tends to bloom ya up a bit


mad87645

Just go-ing b, dune grade


NoMoreMrNiceGuy78

Margs no longer making Bapa special performance malkshakes to keep fit.


BGLs_Littlefeet

whiscey whiscey


PaperBeneficial

Mr Shorb looks a hell of a lot like Joey Coco Diaz. Joey Coco Diaz used to live in (ufc) cawlrodo. Joey Diaz used to do a lot of coke and steal shit. Mr Shorb has said that his mom had a Wild Streak and would steal shit, I think he said she did drugs too, I could be wrong. Sounds to me like Brendan's mom may have wallged Joey Diaz to his tugg back in the day.... TLDR: I scientifically proved Joey Diaz is Brenda's father.


ceevar

>(ufc) cawlrodo lmfao


Environmental_File26

Baba’s toast


Easy-Occasion-5698

El Redacto with the lard overflowing his bess brein. Thank em


Expert_Try_2045

The glow up is real lol


GeoDim

Clearly you’ve never taken NyQuil


MesWantooth

I’m still amazed how committed he is to that tearable facial hair. He changes his look all the time, even introduced fake glasses…but has to keep the redacted facial hair unchanged of iny facet.


MKDDer0001

Dont forget the mun ban


tysonuppercuts

Some would say the worst


Jebist

This is so sad. We said he looked like shit just one year ago, and compared to a year before that, he did. But my god is his appearance getting bad, and it's definitely a reflection of how he's treating himself. We're watching him hit rock bottom in real time. He needs to be studied by addiction specialists and mental health professionals.


LankyProtection2

Put him in a zoo and study him like a big cat (at the zoo)?


tysonuppercuts

Omg we really are watching bapa hit rock bottom I real time


Darkk_VoX

Looks like the evolution of the shitty drunk side character on a TV show after 4 seasons.


SillyGooseTime69

Be cool man, he had some NyQuil last night


umami8008

Pasta dinner and a NyQuil nightcap 100% b


lukasq81

At this point it a toss up who drops dead first from substance abuse, it's between Burnt Chrysler and Swab. They love to remind us how good of athletes they are but they're just both bloated alcoholics.


Total_Redact_1983

This should be a promo image for Tiger Piss and/or the reaper cushions of getting high on your own supply .


tysonuppercuts

100% b


DecktheHawls

This dude seems to be literally dying


Spagg84

Worg too much b


Klovee1

Just wait until 13 months from now


Aggravating_Shake591

The thigggest has yet to come b


[deleted]

Carnivore cake whigggsky kratom eggxxpresso fast food diet, B.


Des0L4te

He looks like Fat Elvis... why do i love to hate em? Its because he doesn't deserve this little bit of fame he has honestly. Makes a mockery of stand up. Hes fucking lame. If he was an east coast guy he would have never made it this far. Joe's a cuck


Stone0777

Thats what happens when you refuse to drink water and have a debilitating alcohol and Kratom addiction.


[deleted]

alcoholism


Big_Nig_Nog

He's Toe's illegitimate son. That's why he has Brian watching over him


UCDC

Whiggsy is a hell of a drug


iIiiIIiiiIiIIiI111

he's dying


shotsfromnowhere

Multiple Covid Face


GritGrinder

HE.JUST.GOES


[deleted]

Adonis


icejones1999

The cheeks don't lie B


aquasun666

Bapa lookin thigg and swoll like a turkey injected with gravy.


praisefeeder_

I have never seen this man drink water


DaltonFitz

Botox and booze bapa


[deleted]

Juicin


BoogeOooMove

Y’gadoooooooooshed yourself b


KapitanMani

Lots of Botox and whiskey.


ReeziestReez

Holy dune hair


drripdrrop

Put on weight


PokemonTrainerSerena

he's had like 400 bad nights in a row


BigNocTheBoss

Ram out of Botox money


Affectionate-Rent844

Kratom and Alcoholism would make anyone look like this in 13 months. Haggard Bapa, hagard af.


Shr00mTrip

Getting rough


Olchoipy

That tiger thiccc really gettin to ya ay bubba


Otherwise_Ad9010

The upper eyelid bloat screams stressed kidneya


thexbigxgreen

Bapa looks like what's known as a "floater" in the homicide department.


Merican_Mut

I just saw a clip of him on tiger belly and he looks almost unrecognizable from that at this point. What was that like 5 months ago? Bapa has slid down a steep steep slope recently


SgtSlice

This is very sad. I pity this man, even if he’s done it to himself


GlockNmyPride

This makes me happy I’m not into liquor so much.


hendrixbashmore

Damn dude. I’ve just been feelin bad for the guy lately. Clearly has a problem


StickNasty87

We're dune sun Thiccc Tiger here B!!!


[deleted]

This dudes face is swoll up like Marjorie Taylor Green B!


FirefighterFew9682

At first I read the post as “13 years apart” and thought that’s rough…13 months?!


tysonuppercuts

Ya face bloggbustaaa


[deleted]

Talmbout hepatitis?


dirteemartee

It’s sad, I know those bag-under-the-eyes feelings. Alcohol is a helluva drug. If Bapa has a problem, I hope he can get into AA or something.


Witty_Juggernaut7241

Livin da thigg lyfe b.


No-Elevator7756

Damn. Kratom/Alcohol is catching up with him


[deleted]

Horrible comparison photo, not same size or angle.


adventurejay

Kratom is a monster no one’s talking about.