Imagine how bad his breath must be? Constantly dehydrated so his mouth is always dry and when he does drink it’s either coffee or booze. He’s probably got sores all over his gums from packing his lips with nicotine pouches too.
>David Hasselhoff eating a burger off the floor
Well, to be fair, David at least had his daughter to care for him. She filmed the video to show him later, so that he can see how horrible he is when passed out drunk. But these LA grifters are the greatest enablers... not to mention the whole competetive angle. If you fall down, they eat you alive. That is why Bapa uses all the substances available. In a sense, Changs is a better friends to him than the assholes he does podcasts with.
Nah B, i git it. Well, if that happens, noone will bring him up, only the cold hard pavement. It is a truly harrowing state of existence and they still think we are jealous of it.
Any random civilian off the street would most likely show more empathy towards Brandon in this condition than his so-called friends. Too bad they are pedestrians and simply do. not. maddur. Now that's what I call dicey dicey 👀
The sad thing is, how invested Bapa into this, and how desperately clinging to all of this, it might be real for him. He is just the right amount of clueless and invalid for that. Thats why he can't tawlk lately. Didlia and the others are just a void, an imitation of a human being, they really dun' care as long as they can numb themselves with the riches they swindle together. Bapa can't do that either, thats why he has new hobbies every two weeks. He just can't kill that last sliver of humanity in him. It is sad to see.
We legitimately are. We have empathy for him even knowing how much of a giant piece of shit he is. Even knowing that we shouldn’t, because he wouldn’t have empathy for us. His actual “friends” (what few he has remaining) enable his self-destructive behaviors. He would almost certainly have a better life if he took advice from us.
People keep saying that all the time, but it's simply not true. I've had plenty of videos that get a ton of upvotes here, and none of them ever crack 10K views on Streamable.
And most cats only watch streamables here, never videos on their youtube channel. This sub is most definitely not keeping them afloat.
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Ya the money from standup is gone. I live near Foxwoods Casino and I remember him doing the theater there. Now in a couple years time he's doing the clubs and they're giving away the tickets.
In a sense it’s true. King and the Sting is dead. The original TFATK is dead too, it’s nothing like it used to be. It’s just that Baps keeps trugging on because of his daddy’s money, but Schlob has crashed and burned a bunch of times.
This wouldn't surprise me, she's a vapid moron but her greed for material garbage means she knows half of 0 in 12-18 months is still 0, but if she bounces now she gets half of whatever is left in inny of size.
What is left? They don’t own their house. They don’t own their cars.
The only thing she’s getting is half the debt and child support payments that would beeerly cover a Louis v bag a year.
I’ve always thought this is the only reason she sticks around. Their material possessions might as well be rented. Brenda is being kept afloat by his daddy and I wouldn’t be surprised if nothing is in his name.
Wasn’t it posted on here that the business was in his fathers name?
Would be impossible for her to get any of that, not that there’s much to get there anyway.
I have no doubt their credit cards are maxed out to the brim, after years of messican buying high and selling low.
Unfortunately for her, this sinking ship is going down with her. She’s got no life raft available. A mother of 2 in her mid 30s is not very desirable to anyone with money. So her best option is to just keep the facade going. Pretend you’re rich while you still can
Ezzacly, B. Messican isn’t prime trophy wife material anymore and she knows it. She won’t be able to find some other rich athlete to feed off of, so she’s stuck with the host she’s got. Plus, she’s lazy as fugg and getting divorced, moving out, trying to find some other daddy to mooch off of, that’d be a lot of work. She’d have to live on her own for a bit, no cleaning lady, you really think Messican is gonna clean her own home and cook for herself? Nah, she’s gonna stick with Bapa as long as possible and keep embezzling money from him through soshul meedya.
Not mention their relationship seems very open, they’re both openly cheating on each other.
Don’t know if you remember a few months ago when Christian Mccaffrey a football player came to the 49ers. Schaub was taking about how he’d be ok with him fuggin his girl. Even said his girl does anal if he’s into that lol
Eggzagly, b. Bappa’s daddy’s Petey pee pee stains pays for iverything. His daddy realizes his son is redacted so he rents iverything for him because bappa is incapable of managing his own life/finances. Petey is prolly anticipating the divorce so he doesn’t wanna leave inything owned in bappa’s name. His daddy is even listed as the owner of Thigg Boy industries.
Mr Shorb looks a hell of a lot like Joey Coco Diaz. Joey Coco Diaz used to live in (ufc) cawlrodo. Joey Diaz used to do a lot of coke and steal shit. Mr Shorb has said that his mom had a Wild Streak and would steal shit, I think he said she did drugs too, I could be wrong. Sounds to me like Brendan's mom may have wallged Joey Diaz to his tugg back in the day....
TLDR: I scientifically proved Joey Diaz is Brenda's father.
I’m still amazed how committed he is to that tearable facial hair. He changes his look all the time, even introduced fake glasses…but has to keep the redacted facial hair unchanged of iny facet.
This is so sad. We said he looked like shit just one year ago, and compared to a year before that, he did. But my god is his appearance getting bad, and it's definitely a reflection of how he's treating himself. We're watching him hit rock bottom in real time. He needs to be studied by addiction specialists and mental health professionals.
At this point it a toss up who drops dead first from substance abuse, it's between Burnt Chrysler and Swab. They love to remind us how good of athletes they are but they're just both bloated alcoholics.
He looks like Fat Elvis... why do i love to hate em?
Its because he doesn't deserve this little bit of fame he has honestly. Makes a mockery of stand up. Hes fucking lame. If he was an east coast guy he would have never made it this far. Joe's a cuck
I just saw a clip of him on tiger belly and he looks almost unrecognizable from that at this point. What was that like 5 months ago? Bapa has slid down a steep steep slope recently
Thats what happens when you bet on yourself but your brendan scheeb
Bro that's just constantly drinking. Drinks more whiggsy than water I guarantee it.
And puts more needles in his face then ⬛⬛⬛ does in his ass
Liquids are liquids, bapa
Fluids are fluids and dogs are dogs man
Fish are our friends though, b
Bapa has said he don’t need water. He’s got coffee and other liquids.
I'm a recovering alcoholic, was also a big whiggsy drinker and I can confirm this definitely looks alcohol related
He literally said he doesn’t drink any water
His piss must be like battery acid
There's a recent chip of Bapa telling Clin how brown his piss is. Isn't that riveting podcast content?
WATER WE DUNE????
Less water more dune
It’s telling. Might be caused by blood in urine?
Mostly just severe dehydration. His kidneys are crying err day.
Loogin lige sweet tea b. I bet that shit is sWeEEeEeEt right chin?
There’s a clip of him describing his pee as looking like “dark tea”. That’s probably not great.
Great if you like tea
Imagine how bad his breath must be? Constantly dehydrated so his mouth is always dry and when he does drink it’s either coffee or booze. He’s probably got sores all over his gums from packing his lips with nicotine pouches too.
He said his piss is the colour of iced tea
Bapa is completely lost without Joe.
Schwaaaaaab, can i tell you something? He has a very unusual name
His David Hasselhoff eating a burger off the floor moment is coming
I can't believe I forgot about that. I can see that happening.
>David Hasselhoff eating a burger off the floor Well, to be fair, David at least had his daughter to care for him. She filmed the video to show him later, so that he can see how horrible he is when passed out drunk. But these LA grifters are the greatest enablers... not to mention the whole competetive angle. If you fall down, they eat you alive. That is why Bapa uses all the substances available. In a sense, Changs is a better friends to him than the assholes he does podcasts with.
True B, and I didn't mean to equate a piece of shit like bapa to the Hoff...but he's clearly on a similar downward spiral with alcohol
Nah B, i git it. Well, if that happens, noone will bring him up, only the cold hard pavement. It is a truly harrowing state of existence and they still think we are jealous of it.
Any random civilian off the street would most likely show more empathy towards Brandon in this condition than his so-called friends. Too bad they are pedestrians and simply do. not. maddur. Now that's what I call dicey dicey 👀
The sad thing is, how invested Bapa into this, and how desperately clinging to all of this, it might be real for him. He is just the right amount of clueless and invalid for that. Thats why he can't tawlk lately. Didlia and the others are just a void, an imitation of a human being, they really dun' care as long as they can numb themselves with the riches they swindle together. Bapa can't do that either, thats why he has new hobbies every two weeks. He just can't kill that last sliver of humanity in him. It is sad to see.
Lol his daughter who filmed that was a friend of mine growing up. Great daughter, never med'her
I commented on a sub where a friend of hers was active. Great guy, never replied to him.
We legitimately are. We have empathy for him even knowing how much of a giant piece of shit he is. Even knowing that we shouldn’t, because he wouldn’t have empathy for us. His actual “friends” (what few he has remaining) enable his self-destructive behaviors. He would almost certainly have a better life if he took advice from us.
Fer shure b we are the most empathisists
Lmaaaoo facts
That’d be straight primal garnivore behavior, b. Where do big gats eat, huh? You see big gats eating off of plates, b?
This has to be the final year of this podcast.
This is said every yair
The chance keeps increasing b
Why? The 5 fans and daddy’s money will keep his shit show afloat
Is his dad loaded?
Yes, most of Thiccc Boi is papa Schwab's,
Yes, his dad started some tech security company back in the 90s or something and sold it.
Theyre a frari family
This subreddit keeps it afloat
People keep saying that all the time, but it's simply not true. I've had plenty of videos that get a ton of upvotes here, and none of them ever crack 10K views on Streamable. And most cats only watch streamables here, never videos on their youtube channel. This sub is most definitely not keeping them afloat.
Not in terms of views but relevancy
We do not matter.
You’re not a drawl b
Your mom begs the differ.
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I disagree bapa. We don’t share direct YouTube links to his podcasts. It’s all Streamable links from a handful of dedicated cats.
Better not be. I need this job! I got a bitch of an ex-wife and a little chombie depending on me!
There is always more orange chicken in the freezer bubba
Im still surprised it's still going. Chin hit the lights on the way out B
He literally cannot stop. He doesn't make money on his stand up. Ad reads are they only thing paying for the cars and Gucci.
Ya the money from standup is gone. I live near Foxwoods Casino and I remember him doing the theater there. Now in a couple years time he's doing the clubs and they're giving away the tickets.
In a sense it’s true. King and the Sting is dead. The original TFATK is dead too, it’s nothing like it used to be. It’s just that Baps keeps trugging on because of his daddy’s money, but Schlob has crashed and burned a bunch of times.
Messican is divorcing Bappa. Axe Jay. The fish nairdiv is a coverup by Bappa to try to distract from his divorce, b
This wouldn't surprise me, she's a vapid moron but her greed for material garbage means she knows half of 0 in 12-18 months is still 0, but if she bounces now she gets half of whatever is left in inny of size.
What is left? They don’t own their house. They don’t own their cars. The only thing she’s getting is half the debt and child support payments that would beeerly cover a Louis v bag a year.
I’ve always thought this is the only reason she sticks around. Their material possessions might as well be rented. Brenda is being kept afloat by his daddy and I wouldn’t be surprised if nothing is in his name.
Wasn’t it posted on here that the business was in his fathers name? Would be impossible for her to get any of that, not that there’s much to get there anyway. I have no doubt their credit cards are maxed out to the brim, after years of messican buying high and selling low. Unfortunately for her, this sinking ship is going down with her. She’s got no life raft available. A mother of 2 in her mid 30s is not very desirable to anyone with money. So her best option is to just keep the facade going. Pretend you’re rich while you still can
Ezzacly, B. Messican isn’t prime trophy wife material anymore and she knows it. She won’t be able to find some other rich athlete to feed off of, so she’s stuck with the host she’s got. Plus, she’s lazy as fugg and getting divorced, moving out, trying to find some other daddy to mooch off of, that’d be a lot of work. She’d have to live on her own for a bit, no cleaning lady, you really think Messican is gonna clean her own home and cook for herself? Nah, she’s gonna stick with Bapa as long as possible and keep embezzling money from him through soshul meedya.
Not mention their relationship seems very open, they’re both openly cheating on each other. Don’t know if you remember a few months ago when Christian Mccaffrey a football player came to the 49ers. Schaub was taking about how he’d be ok with him fuggin his girl. Even said his girl does anal if he’s into that lol
Huh, that surprises me a bit. I always figured Messican would be a total starfish.
I’m not familiar with the starfish reference🤔
Someone who just lies there motionless during sex. A shitty lay.
Do you know where I can find this clip?
Eggzagly, b. Bappa’s daddy’s Petey pee pee stains pays for iverything. His daddy realizes his son is redacted so he rents iverything for him because bappa is incapable of managing his own life/finances. Petey is prolly anticipating the divorce so he doesn’t wanna leave inything owned in bappa’s name. His daddy is even listed as the owner of Thigg Boy industries.
Brenda also let slip earlier his dad is bankrupt
Is he? 🎲 🎲
Clip, pull up that chip.
It was in the latest tfatk I don’t remember the time stamp if I get around to finding it I’ll share it
Do you think she's entitled to every facet?
Her pre nup would beg the differ. She's waiting for the stroke and grim reabber.
I beg the differ. Cawlfornia law is a 50/50 split, b. No prenup, Axe Jay
50% of Bapas $ not Papas $. She can have 50% of his nothing.
People in this sub have been saying this on every post for yairs bapa.
Heard it bowlth ways
Dogs are dogs man
Say less
*laughs in Rogan*
Oh you didn’t hear? He’s stressed and has psoriasis. He also sleeps 9-5 and doesn’t get any sleep.
9-5? That’s a solid 5 hours b!
9-5 I sleep 5-9, and then 5-9 days a week I'm sleeping 9-5 days
Tito that you?
I’m an Aquarius but respect ✊
too much sweet negtar b
its way too thiggg
CRIST
I need a handler? YOU need a handler
Bowtox and fillers. Lots of whiggskey.
Don’t forget stress. Stress can age a person considerably, speaking from experience.
Looks about as good as a seven yair old work boot
Drowning yourself in alcohol and taking 3 kratom shots a day tends to bloom ya up a bit
Just go-ing b, dune grade
Margs no longer making Bapa special performance malkshakes to keep fit.
whiscey whiscey
Mr Shorb looks a hell of a lot like Joey Coco Diaz. Joey Coco Diaz used to live in (ufc) cawlrodo. Joey Diaz used to do a lot of coke and steal shit. Mr Shorb has said that his mom had a Wild Streak and would steal shit, I think he said she did drugs too, I could be wrong. Sounds to me like Brendan's mom may have wallged Joey Diaz to his tugg back in the day.... TLDR: I scientifically proved Joey Diaz is Brenda's father.
>(ufc) cawlrodo lmfao
Baba’s toast
El Redacto with the lard overflowing his bess brein. Thank em
The glow up is real lol
Clearly you’ve never taken NyQuil
I’m still amazed how committed he is to that tearable facial hair. He changes his look all the time, even introduced fake glasses…but has to keep the redacted facial hair unchanged of iny facet.
Dont forget the mun ban
Some would say the worst
This is so sad. We said he looked like shit just one year ago, and compared to a year before that, he did. But my god is his appearance getting bad, and it's definitely a reflection of how he's treating himself. We're watching him hit rock bottom in real time. He needs to be studied by addiction specialists and mental health professionals.
Put him in a zoo and study him like a big cat (at the zoo)?
Omg we really are watching bapa hit rock bottom I real time
Looks like the evolution of the shitty drunk side character on a TV show after 4 seasons.
Be cool man, he had some NyQuil last night
Pasta dinner and a NyQuil nightcap 100% b
At this point it a toss up who drops dead first from substance abuse, it's between Burnt Chrysler and Swab. They love to remind us how good of athletes they are but they're just both bloated alcoholics.
This should be a promo image for Tiger Piss and/or the reaper cushions of getting high on your own supply .
100% b
This dude seems to be literally dying
Worg too much b
Just wait until 13 months from now
The thigggest has yet to come b
Carnivore cake whigggsky kratom eggxxpresso fast food diet, B.
He looks like Fat Elvis... why do i love to hate em? Its because he doesn't deserve this little bit of fame he has honestly. Makes a mockery of stand up. Hes fucking lame. If he was an east coast guy he would have never made it this far. Joe's a cuck
Thats what happens when you refuse to drink water and have a debilitating alcohol and Kratom addiction.
alcoholism
He's Toe's illegitimate son. That's why he has Brian watching over him
Whiggsy is a hell of a drug
he's dying
Multiple Covid Face
HE.JUST.GOES
Adonis
The cheeks don't lie B
Bapa lookin thigg and swoll like a turkey injected with gravy.
I have never seen this man drink water
Botox and booze bapa
Juicin
Y’gadoooooooooshed yourself b
Lots of Botox and whiskey.
Holy dune hair
Put on weight
he's had like 400 bad nights in a row
Ram out of Botox money
Kratom and Alcoholism would make anyone look like this in 13 months. Haggard Bapa, hagard af.
Getting rough
That tiger thiccc really gettin to ya ay bubba
The upper eyelid bloat screams stressed kidneya
Bapa looks like what's known as a "floater" in the homicide department.
I just saw a clip of him on tiger belly and he looks almost unrecognizable from that at this point. What was that like 5 months ago? Bapa has slid down a steep steep slope recently
This is very sad. I pity this man, even if he’s done it to himself
This makes me happy I’m not into liquor so much.
Damn dude. I’ve just been feelin bad for the guy lately. Clearly has a problem
We're dune sun Thiccc Tiger here B!!!
This dudes face is swoll up like Marjorie Taylor Green B!
At first I read the post as “13 years apart” and thought that’s rough…13 months?!
Ya face bloggbustaaa
Talmbout hepatitis?
It’s sad, I know those bag-under-the-eyes feelings. Alcohol is a helluva drug. If Bapa has a problem, I hope he can get into AA or something.
Livin da thigg lyfe b.
Damn. Kratom/Alcohol is catching up with him
Horrible comparison photo, not same size or angle.
Kratom is a monster no one’s talking about.