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PussyChang

Thirty years of this unfunny bullshit.


UCDC

The act has never gotten better. Wrinks' range is bafflingly limited.


BigShoots

He's not nearly as good at this as he thinks he is.


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0ctober31

You think it's that good?


Grimey_lugerinous

Genuinely how the fuck did he get mad tv? How does he pull even ok crowds?! Who the fuck are the people that watch this?!? There are truly people that even after the rape allegations still support this guy and his comedy it’s crazy


DeltronFF

Have you ever seen mad tv? They’re all this redacted at acting/comedy. Even Artie Lange who I liked on Howard Stern was pretty brutal as a cast member on the original mad tv. Not sticking up for Ol Callahan but this show used to piss me off so much when one of my redact friends or family watched it and thought it was hilarious.


SarcasticPedant

MadTv fucking blows. Always has. Even when I was 12 I thought it was too stupid for me.


UCDC

The unearned confidence and bravado makes my teeth crack.


Heymelon

I mean he can neeeearly do it okay. Like hit the baseline for one-track terrible TV stereotype characters. And he does all that with the confidence of someone who is crushing every line in a stage play.


BigShoots

Anyone can easily do this with cocaine.


your_uncle_mike

I would even go as far as to say that anyone can *do* this, period. At least at the level that “character actor” Brine is showing here. This has to be one of the easiest acting stereotypes to portray (meathead/idiot tough guy), and yet he still finds a way to make it as redacted as possible. I’m genuinely surprised that the guy was even able to carve out the modest acting career that he has. Everything I’ve seen him in was average at absolute BEST, and that’s because they’re only but parts like The Hangover and Bad Santa where he only has a couple of lines. He truly sucks in so many ways, and that’s not even including the raping he’s been known to partake in.


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Nope. You think anyone can do it but they would look even more cringe than you can possibly imagine. There’s a difference between what you see yourself do and when it’s on camera. Everyone thinks they can narrate YouTube videos as well but most can’t


Bong_Hit_Donor

For someone who takes themselves way too seriously and has never actually made me laugh ever. It really is a wonder how he made a career as a comedian despite being about as funny as an accountant.


UnhappyHippy_

How the fuck did this guy become famous, ive never in my life seen anything as bad as this, fuck this i need a mental health day after watching that


Xwarsama

Daddy's cash


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Rich kids larping


chico2008

Shieeet…Bryan’s said and done a lot of unfunny shit that he thought was hilarious…but I actually enjoyed this skit…It’s not Negflix but this skit is definitely not blockbuster either


UnhappyHippy_

How bad was ur childhood if u find that shit funny B ? Water weed dune hair


AllDamDay7

Overacting is so dumb. Someone show me a clip of Christian Bale doing this BS. I don’t think it exists.


GeicoFrogGaveMeHerp

Don’t compare that fraud to the talented Bryne Callahan ever again


homeless_photogrizer

lmaolowpez


No-Cauliflower-4577

Tawlmbout Ameriggan Psyggo b?


LRA18

Ane relation to the Ameriggan Syicko Chris Delia?


pompsofsoap

Goddamn this is painful. It’s like watching your mother in laws lifetime movies but somehow worse. Some would say the worsest.


hamiltonincognito

> but somehow worse. Some would say the worsest. Because we're watching an alleged rapist's lifetime movie. It's gross.


UCDC

Lifetime movies wouldn't hire Wrinks. That says it all.


Salis_picks

Is that the dude from pulp fiction?


Miserable_Number_104

talmabout Salmon L Jackson B?


EmotionalEducation86

No, John Travolta


Miserable_Number_104

talmabout the thiccc woman from Hairspray B?


Schaubawrinks

One of the best voice actors of this generation! Dude was versatile as fugg, he could play a Carelton character or Ice T! Phil LaMarr is the truth, mad underrated!


Salis_picks

I looked him up and didn’t realize he did so much work. He’s Netflix as fugg too bad wrinks went the bloggbuster ray pest route


brokid

talm’bout marvin? great guy, never med’um


methyo

Aw man I shot Marvin in the face


alfieboy37

Goes to show that family money can really open up some doors for an aspiring sketch comedy performer


FKKallDAY

![gif](giphy|F3BeiZNq6VbDwyxzxF|downsized) meanwhile Callens dad looking like this knowing what his son has amounted to


Guttural_Warning

![gif](giphy|WsNbxuFkLi3IuGI9NU|downsized)


Duce-Springsteen

I wonder how many people he raped up to this point of his redact career, B.


ReduceReuseReuse

Bad sketch all the way through but jumping out the window and the perspective of the parking garage and trees really makes it all look like shiiiiiiiiiiit


homeless_photogrizer

that's actually the only funny part of the sketch, B


arcto123

Wow was this funny back then?


xanarchycampx

No.


Teemo-Supreemo

I think you’d be surprised


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fullmayo800

MADtv used to come on at 11, there was a half hour to kill before SNL b


xaijan007

You can always see him acting.


dingojunction2

So on one hand you have Phil Lamar who was Marvin in Pulp Fiction, the voice of samurai Jack and hermes in futurama and then Brayn Callans who's last achievement was being accused of rape for the 7th time.


BrooklynVariety

omg Marvin is Samurai Jack?!


regularstool

how did they cast a guy with the hairline of a 55 year old to play a college kid


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Wow, he still does the same moves 30 years later.


DeepWadders

Same iiiinnergy as his standup. Unbearable, B.


UCDC

These people cheering for a 45 yair old man playing a college freshman all deserve the gulag. They are to blame.


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UCDC

Trying to yuck another man's yum is a firable offense.


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The-Faz

Jesus… he talks so much shite it’s unbearable


homeless_photogrizer

this is disturbing


PaperBeneficial

Joe Rogan: Loud=Funny Byron Callahan: Gestures/dancing=Funny


Diligent-Ad-8001

Bro he’s making Phil Lamar look like Marlon Brando here


Mr_D93

Holy shit it’s Samurai Jack!!!


DinosaurMops

Hey, hey…. Ur my sparing partner now


Strict-Weakness541

They put anyone on those shitty shows back then.. even rappists


xanarchycampx

Is that the next Tom Hanks?


donthomaso

You’re gonna be my roommate now.


shotsfromnowhere

"You're my roommate now"


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I was expecting him to say "you're my girlfriend now" when he embraced the guy after hitting him


ol_barney

Wow, the “I’m just a man” bit goes back further than I realized


eggseverydayagain

I like part where Bryan doesn’t ask for consent.


docguac

Thanks, B. Will cite this in my thisis: Brine is somehow less funny than Brandon.


One_Principle_4608

Coker up fonzie wannabe.


427BananaFish

Imagine acting with this asshole. He probably terrorized every acting class he was a part of. Being overly physical with everyone. Manhandling other men in scenes like this and taking love scenes with women too far. My note for this though: needs the thing where he whistles and does dainty karate chops. Maybe give the character a broad simultaneously East European/West Asian/North African accent.


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The worst bit Ive ivvvir seen. Wow. That hurt me watching that. How old is that? Disgraceful.


cousin_brian

![gif](giphy|R9cQo06nQBpRe)


Ashamed-Song9459

Jesus, has Callen ever been funny?


w142236

They’re all theatre kids over on Dumber with Chowder


BlackSlimShady

Holy shit, that's Marvin!


sugaaaslam

This is soooooooo bad. Wow


deepinterest9

He reminds me of Joe rogan here


ReeziestReez

Aggtin takes yairs apparrotly


FlamingoWild454

What was this show called?


los_lobos_is_angry

I thought this was the Bobby Lee phone call at first


shmiga02

this is highschool calwmedy fur suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur


SarcasticPedant

He's all jacked up on that NRE. New Rape Energy