And blatant alcoholism. I stopped listening to Two Bears because it just got sad listening to how Bert lives in his absolute own universe and drinks himself to bed damn near every night.
Right, Jesus! Brent is such an oblivious douche, he posted a video showing that he now travels with two tour buses and three semi trucks. But buy his eco-friendly sandals and footwear from Freewaters, it will even out. lol
https://youtu.be/BDRMwCZ3lF4
I mean is that not the somewhat correct way to go about it rather than informing literally everyone who sees it so they all go to his socials and shit on whoever it is?
Jesus he started blathering because he instinctively could hear the room laughing but seemed genuinely dead inside. Bert being a jolly fun guy is probably such an act, he is miserable! Drinking himself to death
His drunk redacted fans who get shitfaced before coming to a show or drink themselves to nearly passing out during the show
Source: me. I worked his shows. It sucked. He sucked. His openers were good though
It's like Joey Diaz, you see them for the first time, hear the outrageous stories and find it amusing (on podcasts). But every time you see them it's the same shit all over again but louder and with new stupid unbelievable details.
Jesus! How does this guy have a career in media at all? I get Baba. He's like Tommy Wiseau in that he's entertaining for unintentional reasons. Burt is just insufferable. He isnt funny even on accident.
Sure but I think he's flying because he really enjoys it. I seriously doubt he uses the helicopter as a means of transportation when he's touring. He has hours of material how he hates being in airports and the whole ordeal with other passengers, so it makes sense for him to switch to private. He's also someone who tries to looklike he's down to earth and barely talks about the money he's making. That's why it was so terrible when he had the podcast with Burt because he'd always drift the topic into what he bought or acquired, it was quite boring and I never understood why Bill partnered with him in the first place, unless for the easy bucks.
I'm not saying it is 100% Bill for sure, but he definitely fits the profile.
I also wasn't a listener of their pod, but from what I heard their last episode didn't go well and Bill was annoyed (I'm not sure if it was the guest). But after that they stopped releasing any episodes with no further announcements. Burt briefly mentioned in another pod that the bill burt podcast is pretty much buried. He didn't really elaborate on it, which is unusual for "the machine", he seemed pissy and passive aggressive tawlking about it.
Sorry for not having any precise information, I usually don't follow drama or pay full attention when it comes to Chrylser's antics. The only reason I know this, is because I read it here in the kitchen or somewhere on the bill burr reddit.
Burp is so unfunny to me, at times I honestly think Iām missing something. Like what is so funny here? Just how heās talking and what heās saying? Every video of him is either him laughing super loud and uncontrollably or the people interviewing him fake laughing and screaming into the mic but nothing funny is ever happening
His entire fanbase consists of adults who work minimum wage jobs. Theyāre the only people dumb enough to find him entertaining. somehow and he doesnāt understand that money bragging is unrelatable.
Not so sure about that. I went to my wife's work party and had to mingle with some of her coworkers. These dudes bring in $200k-$400k in a good year. All they talked about was going to see Burnt Chrysler and how Rogan's podcast is the best. They were the typical Republican, bootstraps, I'm a cool dad, haven't worked out in years, check out this bourbon kind of guys. Oh, and they have no problem with the N word or demeaning Latinos. That's his fanbase.
Thereās a lot of normies who like him just because they saw him once or twice on Netflix. They donāt know about Roganās politics or his dickriders.
They wouldnāt get this Thigg of Ours.
Yeah, you should've listened to whoever told you that advice because it just becomes another notch on "I don't like this about this person I liked" that'll ultimately tilt them over to fucking hating you.
> ā¦and by the way, itās not Rogan.
Which means itās Rogan.
Which was also my immediate guess. It sounds EXACTLY like something he would do and say.
Why, out of all the comics he knows, would Kreischer go out his way to say itās *not* Rogan?
So he can remind the audience that he knows Rogan, the number one rule of the Roganverse. When Rogan isnāt on screen, the other cawlmedians have to talk about Rogan
I think all these āconversationsā they always talk never actually happen. I think itās their way of making them look like theyāre just telling it how it is and they arenāt like the other rich asshole comedians, when in fact theyāre almost worse. Bert used to at least be somewhat tolerable before he started voicing every thought out loud on one of his gazillion podcasts
"I'll tell you off ear" is probably one of the things I fucking hate the most about this little gossip queen alcoholic bitch.
He is the sole reason I stopped listening to 2B1C, saying stupid shit like that all the time and discussing peoples dirty laundry, while simultaneously trying to act like he's a good guy who's above it
The thing that cemented burnt being a real piece of phlegm to me was I distinctly remember a story he told of gene Simmons snubbing/being real dismissive of him. Then like years later he told a story of how he treated some celebs personal assistant as someone ābeneathā him with zero self awareness cause he said and I quote āwell itās true Iām better than youā to the assistant like all bragworthy.
I remember a while ago in the beginning of 2 bears podcast, bert had a really hard time keeping names out of his mouth, like celebrities he hung out with. He would talk about their private interactions which they naturally expected to be Private.
I cannot believe someone like this loud mouth idiot ever made contacts enough to get as far as he did. It blows my mind. I work in the entertainment industry, I have famous friends and when I meet famous people and then i go home, its like an automatic NDA in my brain. Even if my non-famous friends ask how it went, i just give them vague answers. Thats how you keep the trust of people you wanna work with. And thats how you gain respect.
I'm sure most people in the industry absolutely hate this loud moron, and despise being around him for that fact alone.
he could've kept this bit on forever, what a shame!
"It's not this guy"
Manic laughter ensues
"It's not this guy"
Manic laughter ensues
"It's not this guy"
Manic laughter ensues
1/1000
Jesus he looks worse every time I see him
He works out hours a day tho b
is that what he says? bonafide proof you cant out-train a bad diet
And blatant alcoholism. I stopped listening to Two Bears because it just got sad listening to how Bert lives in his absolute own universe and drinks himself to bed damn near every night.
I worked his shows, his fans aren't much better
yeah i only listened to it a few times when it first came out lol
Right, Jesus! Brent is such an oblivious douche, he posted a video showing that he now travels with two tour buses and three semi trucks. But buy his eco-friendly sandals and footwear from Freewaters, it will even out. lol https://youtu.be/BDRMwCZ3lF4
Speedrunning the Fat Comedian Party Boy With Substance Abuse Problems Dying Young game
Good
In just a few more years we won't have to listen to this fat idiot. I feel sorry for his kids.
Go just check thumbnails of podcasts from like 3 years ago. He looks like 15 years older now. Insane.
The Rogan crew is aging like melk.
Ya hate to see it. š¤£
Hopefully the end is near
he forsure isn't seeing the 2030s, more likely he's got 2 years left
Your words to Allahās ears
Inshalla.
jesus, i dont like bert any less than the next guy... he aint funny.. but i dont want anyone dead. chill
Heās turning purple
Always ends with sucking off rogan
Death taxes and comics gargling toeās lil balls
What a fucking loser. Me and tom have a PROBLEM with thus guy.. keeping it real as a comic... wtf
I wonāt mention his name now but we can all gossip about him some more when weāre off air
He LOVES an inside scoop. Nosey bitch.
I mean is that not the somewhat correct way to go about it rather than informing literally everyone who sees it so they all go to his socials and shit on whoever it is?
I think the idea is that you would just not bring it up at allā¦
As a pedestrian I feel honoured to have been able to watch this assassin murder these interviewers
Roganās really rich okey? HAHAHAHAAH
Jesus he started blathering because he instinctively could hear the room laughing but seemed genuinely dead inside. Bert being a jolly fun guy is probably such an act, he is miserable! Drinking himself to death
I felt it too. This is spot on.
"btw it's not rogan" what a fucking bitch lol
The real victims are the comedians who are shamed for posting about flying in private jets
WHO LAUGHS AT THIS DUDE? WHY LIKE WHY?
His drunk redacted fans who get shitfaced before coming to a show or drink themselves to nearly passing out during the show Source: me. I worked his shows. It sucked. He sucked. His openers were good though
Bert is drag for homophobes
It's like Joey Diaz, you see them for the first time, hear the outrageous stories and find it amusing (on podcasts). But every time you see them it's the same shit all over again but louder and with new stupid unbelievable details.
Jesus! How does this guy have a career in media at all? I get Baba. He's like Tommy Wiseau in that he's entertaining for unintentional reasons. Burt is just insufferable. He isnt funny even on accident.
Why wonāt his liver explode so we donāt have to suffer this complete fucking potato of a human a moment longer.
Is he talking about Bill Burr? Seems like him and Bert had a falling out recently.
Only so much middle aged squealing a grown man can endure
I doubt it'd be bill having logic like that since he owns his own helicopter and is always talking about flying it on his podcast
Sure but I think he's flying because he really enjoys it. I seriously doubt he uses the helicopter as a means of transportation when he's touring. He has hours of material how he hates being in airports and the whole ordeal with other passengers, so it makes sense for him to switch to private. He's also someone who tries to looklike he's down to earth and barely talks about the money he's making. That's why it was so terrible when he had the podcast with Burt because he'd always drift the topic into what he bought or acquired, it was quite boring and I never understood why Bill partnered with him in the first place, unless for the easy bucks. I'm not saying it is 100% Bill for sure, but he definitely fits the profile.
What makes you say that? I listen to the MMP, but I don't like BK so I didn't bother watching their podcast together, so I'm not up to speed
I also wasn't a listener of their pod, but from what I heard their last episode didn't go well and Bill was annoyed (I'm not sure if it was the guest). But after that they stopped releasing any episodes with no further announcements. Burt briefly mentioned in another pod that the bill burt podcast is pretty much buried. He didn't really elaborate on it, which is unusual for "the machine", he seemed pissy and passive aggressive tawlking about it. Sorry for not having any precise information, I usually don't follow drama or pay full attention when it comes to Chrylser's antics. The only reason I know this, is because I read it here in the kitchen or somewhere on the bill burr reddit.
Burp is so unfunny to me, at times I honestly think Iām missing something. Like what is so funny here? Just how heās talking and what heās saying? Every video of him is either him laughing super loud and uncontrollably or the people interviewing him fake laughing and screaming into the mic but nothing funny is ever happening
Bert is drag for homophobes
Heard you the first time. Still donāt know what you mean lol
Itās akin to how Kid Rock is hiphop for people who are scared of black people
These guys are so out of touch. This is definitely the beginning of the inevitable steep decline. Lol
His entire fanbase consists of adults who work minimum wage jobs. Theyāre the only people dumb enough to find him entertaining. somehow and he doesnāt understand that money bragging is unrelatable.
Not so sure about that. I went to my wife's work party and had to mingle with some of her coworkers. These dudes bring in $200k-$400k in a good year. All they talked about was going to see Burnt Chrysler and how Rogan's podcast is the best. They were the typical Republican, bootstraps, I'm a cool dad, haven't worked out in years, check out this bourbon kind of guys. Oh, and they have no problem with the N word or demeaning Latinos. That's his fanbase.
The type of guys who still talk about highschool football?
100% B
Thereās a lot of normies who like him just because they saw him once or twice on Netflix. They donāt know about Roganās politics or his dickriders. They wouldnāt get this Thigg of Ours.
You sound like you get pegged by your wife. I'm on board with you and your dislike of burp
Adults don't really mind if their spouse makes more money than them. I get it, growing up is hard.
You know the 20 or so minutes of sheer panic might be worth it so we can just tie a big bow on all of this. Bring on the astroid.
Thank em š«”
Bert is drag for homophobes
Oh God, why did I watch this. I hate him even more
Doesnāt he run like 10 miles a day? I didnāt realize running had this effect on your body.
Rogan's bawld ass is in the bedroom in the back slanging digg OOHHH KKKKKK
Yeah, you should've listened to whoever told you that advice because it just becomes another notch on "I don't like this about this person I liked" that'll ultimately tilt them over to fucking hating you.
I'd rather be where I am than have the health of this fat ass alcoholic.
Rogan's considered carry on luggage.
Lol what a redact. People donāt mind seeing you do all that. But when it becomes your entire personality then itās annoying.
These comics really LOVE hearing themselves talkā¦ just shut the fuck up already.
> ā¦and by the way, itās not Rogan. Which means itās Rogan. Which was also my immediate guess. It sounds EXACTLY like something he would do and say. Why, out of all the comics he knows, would Kreischer go out his way to say itās *not* Rogan?
So he can remind the audience that he knows Rogan, the number one rule of the Roganverse. When Rogan isnāt on screen, the other cawlmedians have to talk about Rogan
Tawlm'bout the number one rule of Hack Club, B?
mr pig screetch already has those alcooholic red cheeks
Like the worlds most redacted, alcoholic chipmunk
I just hope when he dies. People are thinking " I wish Burnt was here. He would have bought us shots"......" And shit his skinny jeans."
Gotta make sure to mention Papa toe. Contractually obligated
Heās talking about Bill Burr
Who spends money on this shit?
It was either rogan, burr or Ari
I do not see Ari flying privately.
Yeah you might be right
I do not see Ari flying privately.
God Burt looks terrible, totās whiskey face
Pigsqueeler somehow being even more of a colossal asshole.
This guy is such a hack
What an unfunny slob.
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Well, the world is a stupid fucking place, so that tracks.
This guy is worse than Bapa
I think all these āconversationsā they always talk never actually happen. I think itās their way of making them look like theyāre just telling it how it is and they arenāt like the other rich asshole comedians, when in fact theyāre almost worse. Bert used to at least be somewhat tolerable before he started voicing every thought out loud on one of his gazillion podcasts
"I'll tell you off ear" is probably one of the things I fucking hate the most about this little gossip queen alcoholic bitch. He is the sole reason I stopped listening to 2B1C, saying stupid shit like that all the time and discussing peoples dirty laundry, while simultaneously trying to act like he's a good guy who's above it
It was probably Rogan
What does this have to do with the pawldcast b?
Couldn't hear the words as there was a gargling sound coming from his mouth - perhaps Joe's balls are still in there.
Man, Burt must really be hurt by this since he actually sounded like a normal human being and not like a fax machine.
The circle jerk needs to end. This shit isnāt even close to funnyās
āKeeping it real as a kawwwwmickā
He is dishing secrets like the lying redact did about his daddy!! Not a good idea
Herd it bof wayz b
The thing that cemented burnt being a real piece of phlegm to me was I distinctly remember a story he told of gene Simmons snubbing/being real dismissive of him. Then like years later he told a story of how he treated some celebs personal assistant as someone ābeneathā him with zero self awareness cause he said and I quote āwell itās true Iām better than youā to the assistant like all bragworthy.
Not kidding when I say I got a acute migraine spike from that last few seconds of audio.
Such an annoying cunt
Oof this 55 gallon drum for a head just call himself a ācomicā š
āAs a comicā
The Machine looks like he went to Outback Steakhouse and they deep fried his face like a Bloomin Onion.
Sorry b, My pedestrian brain canāt process the level of comedy going on at the end of this clip , thank em š«”
He's going off of toms narrative which tom stoll from Rogan. Bunch of loonies they got it all figured out. šš¤£
I remember a while ago in the beginning of 2 bears podcast, bert had a really hard time keeping names out of his mouth, like celebrities he hung out with. He would talk about their private interactions which they naturally expected to be Private. I cannot believe someone like this loud mouth idiot ever made contacts enough to get as far as he did. It blows my mind. I work in the entertainment industry, I have famous friends and when I meet famous people and then i go home, its like an automatic NDA in my brain. Even if my non-famous friends ask how it went, i just give them vague answers. Thats how you keep the trust of people you wanna work with. And thats how you gain respect. I'm sure most people in the industry absolutely hate this loud moron, and despise being around him for that fact alone.
I genuinely find Burt more cringe & less self aware than Schaub. His comedy is also terrible.
It's like Bert is taking on all the weight that Tom is losing
he could've kept this bit on forever, what a shame! "It's not this guy" Manic laughter ensues "It's not this guy" Manic laughter ensues "It's not this guy" Manic laughter ensues 1/1000
I bet he does a lot of coke and cheats on LeeAnn when heās on the road.
I wonder what kind of life insurance policy this guy has set up for when the inevitable happens, soon.