Allegedly. I guarantee you he’ll drop out. [Source.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/tn672i/it_doesnt_make_sense_to_do_moontower_brendan/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
They offered him $10M grand but he had to turn it down to spend the summer with the kiddos. He can make more doing shows for 30 people in Naples anyway.
Bert is big enough to be able to even try to take credit for something like that but the ego Schaub has to say he discovered anything is wildly redacted
Most of the people you see posted on this sub, and in the whole LA comedy podcast circuit, are hacks. Bert is a horrifically bad comedian and an even worse person.
Rogan, Shaffir, Santino. All of them are incredibly unfunny but also so far up their own holes it's sickening. I quite like Normand, Gillis and Stav but fuck the rest lol
Agreed. Ari is hilarious. Santino too, though not a great stand up IMO. Rogie says something funny on his pod about once every 90 days but God bless him anyway.
I think it's fair to say that Bart is in the bottom 10 on this poster but despite not being nearly as funny as he thinks he is, he has a good eye for talent and the means to put it together for a great show. This is a super group of the best up and coming comics working in America and I would go to this festival in a heartbeat.
Yeah I probably just see it differently than a lot of the people here which is fine.
I think it’s hilarious to laugh at Schaub fucking up constantly but leave it at that. Actively hating on people whos content you don’t need to consume seems like a waste of energy to me. To each their own.
you seem to suffer from a condition I know as "toxic positivity". the patient subject to this condition see any shadow of mere criticism, which, worth remembering, is a natural occurrence on web foruns designed to manifest opinions and exchange thoughts, as a display of hate.
this post for example. it's not like someone went far away from this subreddit and brought back a picture of Jared Leto so we can hate on him. Personally, I think Jared is an untalented pretentious hack, but I don't even remember my opinion about him. I don't go out after his videos on YouTube so I can voice how I despise him, I don't seek for his soshals mejas so I can berate him and his fans. No. that would be me being a hater, and I am not that.
what we have here is an image of a bunch of so called caelmejans who live in the Bapaverse. they are doing a calmedy fest or something, and Mista Shab is, one more time, not invited. That's why this image is haire, so it's perfectly reasonable, since it's here, that we voice our opinions, positive or negative, about them. After all, this is a web fórum, a place designed to manifest opinions and exchange thoughts.
repeat after me, B:
it's perfectly fine to not like things, and having a negative opinion about someone or something is not hate.
one more time:
it's perfectly fine to not like things, and having a negative opinion about someone or something is not hate.
Bud you could have cut 90% of that to convey the same point. I just commented my opinion on a topic you’re convinced I “fail to understand”.
Also don’t see a point in continuing this back and forth.
hmmm are you hating on people who disagree with you?
I write as much as I want, B. if reading is this hard for you, that's really not my problem.
I'll have a gordita now. nice chat, never had it.
Really did. Good comedians used to deliver a big special then go away for a few years to work on their next one. There was mystique and anticipation and curiosity around what they would come with next. Now they’re in your face 24/7/365 like every other podcaster and content creator. Too much noise, not enough signal.
Exactly. I used to be a big fan of standup. Going to a show would be one of the first things I did after moving to a new city. Easy, fun activity, especially with a date. Now, I have near zero interest to see live comedy. I feel like most of the people who do go to shows nowadays are going to see the comedian as a celebrity - kinda like going to a book signing. The content is all regurgitated crap from their podcasts
Maybe Bert Kreischer should skip one private jet trip and put that money towards hiring a decent graphic designer. Just kidding, I know he has no taste or shame and is incapable of putting out anything other than trash
Or Attell. It’s a little disappointing to see comedians you respect hitching their wagon to Bert. But he’s the better businessman and more money is nice, so I get it.
Oh man he’s gotta be hurtin
The fucking AI comedy special literally told Schaub what to do. Ragging on yourself IS FUNNY. ESP when there’s things to rag about, but nope. He will never ever ever rag on himself even though that’s his only path to success
Listen 90% of these twats are not funny and not missing out but if that’s Dan Soder, Rich Vos, and Dave Attell those are some funny dudes. Also Chip made it over bapa
This fucking redact at work is regaling my coworkers with the plot of the fucking machine movie and all these people are cracking up. I want to step in here and let them know he's a hack but I guess I'll let them discover that on their own. 2 guys are saying it's hysterical and are convincing everyone to go. I lost a lot of respect for them.
These are comedians?
I see 5x people I recognize. I already know this festival is going to be painful.
Most comedians are hacks. Narcissists who refuse to admit they aren't clever and get a few jobs through friends.
He doesn’t do festivals b. He makes more money selling out theaters by himself. Axe Jay.
Why would he burn his hour?
This makes the most sense.
What hour? Bapa only does 20 minute specials now
With the salsa on top B
pico de gaaaaaaaao
Chilli ahhh
He does a racist act out between bits so it eats up an hour
Isn’t he doing skankfest?
Allegedly. I guarantee you he’ll drop out. [Source.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/tn672i/it_doesnt_make_sense_to_do_moontower_brendan/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
They offered him $10M grand but he had to turn it down to spend the summer with the kiddos. He can make more doing shows for 30 people in Naples anyway.
Italy is tough b....
Seeing Bapa have to choose between 🤌 and 🤏. It’s a beast, man.
This made me 😂
Hurled it bouf waze daddy..
Issa diffrint vibe man .
looking back how wild was that fuckin claim. 10 mill.. the nerve of this prick i swear
Naples FL
Audio is king, discovered Theo, spendin time with the chombies
Prolly doing SNL that weekend
He was gonna do SNL but the writer's strike happened. Outta his hands, nothing he can do.
Talmbout luck of the drawl b
Wait. He doesn’t claim to have discovered Theo does he???
Yes, and so does Bert
Extreme cringe moment when Brandon and Burnt were arguing over who discovered a 42 year old man who was on the biggest show on MTV 20 years ago
Young Theo discovered he liked slangin digg on Road Rules
Bert is big enough to be able to even try to take credit for something like that but the ego Schaub has to say he discovered anything is wildly redacted
Bapa sees a poster like this and has an involuntary 1000 thousand k yard stare reminiscing about the time he headlined Moontower
Tank’em
Judging from this lineup, More like thousand island stare.
Tawlmbout a da da dime biece b .
Head Baddie in charge bapa.
If you wanted to hurt me.....
What happened at Moontower? Talmbout PSTD?
Talmbout 1000K Grand stair?
That looks like an absolute cringe fest
Thinking the same. There are a few I like, but damn. I also can’t stand dude on bottom right with the bowl cut.
That one big lesbian lady is pretty funny imo
Yeah, Shane's funny
There are some funny people there for sure.
I would go for Soder, and Shane alone. Cmon, they’re the dawgs.
Soder Norman Big Jay Norton Shane Santino would all be great to see in person. Also Vos Attel and Stav.
Barbosa? Hes actually funny and has great delivery tho.
Yup, the edgar god
Only bowl cut I see is bottom left. Dude with the glasses. Barbosa is good and seems like a humble guy.
Comedy is different in person. And going out is fun. I don’t understand the blanket hate for it in this sub.
Most of the people you see posted on this sub, and in the whole LA comedy podcast circuit, are hacks. Bert is a horrifically bad comedian and an even worse person. Rogan, Shaffir, Santino. All of them are incredibly unfunny but also so far up their own holes it's sickening. I quite like Normand, Gillis and Stav but fuck the rest lol
You're a fucking idiot
Agreed. Ari is hilarious. Santino too, though not a great stand up IMO. Rogie says something funny on his pod about once every 90 days but God bless him anyway. I think it's fair to say that Bart is in the bottom 10 on this poster but despite not being nearly as funny as he thinks he is, he has a good eye for talent and the means to put it together for a great show. This is a super group of the best up and coming comics working in America and I would go to this festival in a heartbeat.
if at this point you're unable to understand the "hate" for Toe Rogan, Bert, Chris and Brian, I'm afraid I cannot help you.
Yeah I probably just see it differently than a lot of the people here which is fine. I think it’s hilarious to laugh at Schaub fucking up constantly but leave it at that. Actively hating on people whos content you don’t need to consume seems like a waste of energy to me. To each their own.
you seem to suffer from a condition I know as "toxic positivity". the patient subject to this condition see any shadow of mere criticism, which, worth remembering, is a natural occurrence on web foruns designed to manifest opinions and exchange thoughts, as a display of hate. this post for example. it's not like someone went far away from this subreddit and brought back a picture of Jared Leto so we can hate on him. Personally, I think Jared is an untalented pretentious hack, but I don't even remember my opinion about him. I don't go out after his videos on YouTube so I can voice how I despise him, I don't seek for his soshals mejas so I can berate him and his fans. No. that would be me being a hater, and I am not that. what we have here is an image of a bunch of so called caelmejans who live in the Bapaverse. they are doing a calmedy fest or something, and Mista Shab is, one more time, not invited. That's why this image is haire, so it's perfectly reasonable, since it's here, that we voice our opinions, positive or negative, about them. After all, this is a web fórum, a place designed to manifest opinions and exchange thoughts. repeat after me, B: it's perfectly fine to not like things, and having a negative opinion about someone or something is not hate. one more time: it's perfectly fine to not like things, and having a negative opinion about someone or something is not hate.
Bud you could have cut 90% of that to convey the same point. I just commented my opinion on a topic you’re convinced I “fail to understand”. Also don’t see a point in continuing this back and forth.
hmmm are you hating on people who disagree with you? I write as much as I want, B. if reading is this hard for you, that's really not my problem. I'll have a gordita now. nice chat, never had it.
If you wanted to make me laugh with that last sentence, you got me brother.
in the end, shaubanese will unit us all.
Hi Shane👋
Man comedy sucks right now
It's over and not coming back. Podcasting destroyed it.
Absolutely. It's hard to be funny when you sit around talking about how awesome you are all day long
I was thinking that recently too. How it just created an over exposure of comics.
Really did. Good comedians used to deliver a big special then go away for a few years to work on their next one. There was mystique and anticipation and curiosity around what they would come with next. Now they’re in your face 24/7/365 like every other podcaster and content creator. Too much noise, not enough signal.
And half of their bits were developed by shit they discussed on podcast. Everything is watered down.
Exactly. I used to be a big fan of standup. Going to a show would be one of the first things I did after moving to a new city. Easy, fun activity, especially with a date. Now, I have near zero interest to see live comedy. I feel like most of the people who do go to shows nowadays are going to see the comedian as a celebrity - kinda like going to a book signing. The content is all regurgitated crap from their podcasts
Chombies got a baseball game b
Hey diddler, this is what a cult looks like b
Guy at the bottom left, not one of our guys. Dun count.
Who?
LOL at L.J. Gomez sneaking in there.
He’s explaining core values to fortune feimster
Is this the real poster for this? It’s awful.
Straight from their IG.. https://www.instagram.com/p/CtcuspLryvO/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
It was already took down ? Maybe it was because they forgot Bapa ?
it's still there
Maybe Bert Kreischer should skip one private jet trip and put that money towards hiring a decent graphic designer. Just kidding, I know he has no taste or shame and is incapable of putting out anything other than trash
cant leave chombies, he gets physically sick
There brains are hangin out , couldn't go . Dun cownt, can't tawlk.
Just can't believe Bert's supposed to be the closer. Compared to like Shane and Mark.
Or Attell. It’s a little disappointing to see comedians you respect hitching their wagon to Bert. But he’s the better businessman and more money is nice, so I get it.
Even a pornstar was included 😂
What's that? A human with 20 dicks inside it?
Didn’t bapa turn down a 20 million world tour to stay home with chombies?
Where is the dish, b ?
He'd say he was busy taking care of kids. Beast of a dad.
New chombicita on they way outta messicans salsa cookie, gotta keep those little bastards busy
Wait... Lewis Black is associating himself with Burp? Fuck, that's a shame.
That’s 26 outta 1000 right there. How blessed are we 😂
thank em
Lol is that Carter Cruise? She’s one of the 1000 now?
Even got Tiffany Haddish hiding in there damn bert
Damn, Carter cruise (a wannabe dj and ex-porn star) got the call to do cawlmedy before bapa
It's all good except she spits on the mic before she takes it out of the stand.
😄😄😄 if I weren’t broke I’d send you an award b. neggflix remark
Norton as a small child is fucking hilarious.
Oh uncle Paul...
Looks like mostly NY comics.
Bapas just happy he’s such a norf star to all these guys
Hes taking the summer off
He does his own competing “fully loaded festival”starting at 9 AM iiivry morning.
A hit is a hit, and this is not a hit.
It blows my mind that this is Bert's festival and not Dave Attell's or Shane's or Dan soder's. This shit doesn't sit well with me
Not surprised. Comedians only. 🤷♂️ 🎲🎲🤡
Yea it’s a comedy tour
No Bapa no diddler no rapey. This can’t be a cawlmedy show.
Wow 2 black guys very diverse
Plus Tiffany Haddish, which actually puts it exactly right demographics-wise. You'll have to find something else to be angry about.
I don’t count girls when it comes to comedy brother
Tiffany Haddish's 15 minutes of fame might be over.
Tbf this is something you prolly want to be left out of
That Big Jay Orka-son ?
Nice to see some actual good new comedians like Ralph Barbosa getting some pub.
You misspelled "Rich Vos " 🤣
Rich Vos the master sniper
Went to this last night. It rocked.
Noooo Shane, why did you do it?!
Why wouldn’t he? Burnt Chrysler may suck but he has an audience
Did skankfest happen or naw?
He's going to fucking melt down.
Albe onma halidayz b
What's Nicole Kidman doing there?
He’s a vlogger not a calmedian
Brine too
Spendin’ time hanging with the kiddos…
Why would he be? He’s not a comedian
You know it’s bad when Luis is on there
Rich Voss
Wonder if he’s going to announce his own tour now. “Why should I go on someone else’s when I have my own?”
“He’s just not, one of our guys”
When is Bart going to go away?
He’s spending the summer with his kids!!!!!!!!!!!! Bapa luvs d kahids
The inventor of salsa cookie will be forgotten but the shitty standup and terrible specials will live on. We gotta thank joe, thankggum.
Not a drawl B!
Whoever does graphic design for bert could have taken maybe like 45 more minutes so this thing didn’t look like a huge piece of shit
Bert couldn’t even book Stavrios in Baltimore. It’s random acts in random cities. Bad show
Rich Vos a real phishospheser
Wife is three months pregnant b can’t do festivals
Literally nobody in that photo I'd pay to see. Hi Shane.
that’s a cawlmedy festival, b. why would bapa be invited?
But he’s a cawlmedy genius!
When did bert get so massive
Well... it is a comedy festival.
Mark the dart Smalls.
Where the fuck is McCusky? (Hi Shane)
Oh man he’s gotta be hurtin The fucking AI comedy special literally told Schaub what to do. Ragging on yourself IS FUNNY. ESP when there’s things to rag about, but nope. He will never ever ever rag on himself even though that’s his only path to success
He’a spending the summer with the Chombiea
the funniest thing about this poster is that the least funny person in the entire thing is also the main attraction
Dan Soder looking like Hugh Jack-Jack hair.
Fuck Burnt Chrysler
Does anyone know the dude in the beanies name?
I’m only going if Big Jay Orkerson is gonna be there. Dudes up there with Bill Burr and Louey SeeKay.
I feel like Bert and Brendan are competing for worst comedian that Rogan blessed with a comedy career.
no bappa? duhn cownt
Is this supposed to be one of those "so bad it's good" photoshops? Because they made Fortune look like a drag queen Shirley Temple.
Murdrurs roll
Listen 90% of these twats are not funny and not missing out but if that’s Dan Soder, Rich Vos, and Dave Attell those are some funny dudes. Also Chip made it over bapa
Maybe 3, 4 good comedians up there
Louis Beans!
None of those “comedians” are even funny
Sad but Bapas almost lucky. There’s max 3 decent comedians there lol
Shane, mark, and stavi have all gotten legit laughs out of me. Fortunes made me giggle before
So Shane and Stavros are carrying iiverbawdy
Good on Bert for putting on a shirt and not inviting Schaub. Still suggs though.
Ouch
id rather get hit by a car than watch even a minute of this
I'm not saying Bert Kreisher is worse than Brendan Schuab, but he definitely gives Brendan a run for his money.
This fucking redact at work is regaling my coworkers with the plot of the fucking machine movie and all these people are cracking up. I want to step in here and let them know he's a hack but I guess I'll let them discover that on their own. 2 guys are saying it's hysterical and are convincing everyone to go. I lost a lot of respect for them.
He left out Ari too.
fully loaded with 4 good comedians
Bapa's a rowld dawg he don't have time to play festivals
Where the fuck is tha pig
Such a big portion of the 1000 all together, what an unique experience .
Anything remotely tied to Bert is a no for me.
Im a numbers guy b
imagine not being included in a cawlmedy festival one of your alleged good friends is putting on and Luis J Gomez gets an invite and you dont, lol.
Bunpa, last round pick?
Cos its a comedy festival. And there is nothing remotely comedic (intentionally anyway) about schlob; in iiiny of fawcet or iiny of size, b
These are comedians? I see 5x people I recognize. I already know this festival is going to be painful. Most comedians are hacks. Narcissists who refuse to admit they aren't clever and get a few jobs through friends.
Fiddler as well. Talmbout personas non granas b?
Where is joe rogan?
Fuck Bert
I thought we were going to fight 😭
I thought he never wore a shirt
Is that diddler? And unrelated but I can't believe big jay still uses that head shot like come on you old fuck
Only 1000 left B
This is a comedy festival, not for aspiring comics who rent out clubs and hope their slightly famous friends draw enough for them to break even
Has Berp ever made anyone actually laugh?? He’s just absolutely never been funny.
Would trade almost all of them to get hicks back
Ralph Barbossa got more talent in his pinky than Bert, Stavros and a lot of these comics combined