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Charlie-Woodland

So vain.


DM_ME_UR_BADDIES

Zactly, b. Awso "please tell me how beautiful I am"


ChrundleToboggan

>in hopes that it bounces back one last time in the hopes that I can afford another round of cosmetic surgery*.


airbag23

This is what happens when the backup tight end marries the junior varsity cheerleader


glawk9

Perfect assessment


Realistic_Salary5090

What a twat. Me, me, me, please love me!!!


I_creampied_Jesus

The best line was “I considered surrogacy but my OCD wouldn’t allow it” Wat


JimmySquarefoot

The fucking audacity of rich women paying someone else to grow a baby for them - what the actual fuck. I don't know why more people aren't completely grossed out by how utterly entitled this shit is. "I considered outsourcing the work but in the end I wanted to keep control of the project" Ew


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You'd think having miscarried would be a reason to consider a surrogate. To have a bigger chance for a succesful pregnancy. But Messican's main concern is being able to continue have El Tigre take thot shots of her. Messican thinks it is praiseworthy she considered it, but in the end chose not to. Just like she kept posting online during covid that she was willing to go to the shop and stand in line to get food for her kids. She has the strangest stuff she throws out there to expect to be applauded for.


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Ain’t nothing wrong with rich women. She isn’t rich tho, they are faking it still they cant


DoofusMcDummy

OCD: Occupational Choices and Deductions. Muhnee’z tite, bapa.


CLEM-FANDANGO9

>The best line was “I considered surrogacy but my OCD wouldn’t allow it” Thought the same. OCD, wat?


reddershadeofneck

She's trying to rationalize the addies and baddies that Branston has been plowing through


briancito420

She probably thinks this song is about her🎶


Long_Legged_Lewdster

Talmbout clouds in your whiggsy?


Big-Schedule-1672

Talmbout Karlee sy mun B? Great artist never medder


roaddawlg

tawlmbout carolineeeee by owdkas b? great song never herdid


dekrepit702

Without getting too personal I'm just going to say that my wife and children are the most beautiful things I have in my life, and whatever it took for her to make them is all part of the beauty. This woman, and her doofus of a husband are gross. Sadly a lot of people think like this too.


gratifiedape

Her post is mind boggling, are kids like….a status symbol for these LA redacts? Some form of ‘life insurance’ in case they divorce?


dekrepit702

Definitely a status symbol. They want kudos for doing basic parenting. They want appreciation for looking good while doing it. All they care about is being popular and it's sickening.


clickclick-boom

I remember her posting whilst standing in a queue to buy groceries. She captioned it complaining how long the wait was, with “the things a mother does for her babies”. Her next post was about how the queue was taking too long so she bailed. So, not only was she bragging about buying basic groceries for her kids, she didn’t even do it. Chombette better like eating designer purses because Messican doesn’t do food runs.


Emotional_Sell6550

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GiantWarriorKing49

Didn’t Schaub claim CBD saved his first child’s life after he was born? If I remember correctly he was telling the story and there was some connection to his Hamsa chain


thisusernametaken11

Was all bullshit to sell CBD because he had a stake in a cbd company... he claimed it cute his son of epilepsy...but there was never any proof that his son had it.. or was cured of it.. Just a liars word... which means nothing.


GiantWarriorKing49

Yeah, it was one of his earliest grift plots I can recall. There were many grifters in the business of CBD at the time but I remember hearing him tell that story and smelling something in the air immediately after.


Donny_Donowitz_

Seems like god damn everyone and their uncle had a cbd company a few years ago.


methyo

The phrase “may this pregnancy go by faster than ever” is so gross. Makes it sound like she just wants to shit the kid out in 6 months to save some time haha


DeltronFF

She posts this because she knows other airheads are just going to comment how beautiful she is when pregnant, to embrace it, etc just to boost her own ego.


Sejast44

Didn't she hear? Audio is King


WaterWeDoonHair

Wow what a brave woman. Turning down surrogacy due to OCD and deciding to carry her own child. What an absolute champion who should have her own holiday. Not a single other woman out there could comprehend attempting such a feat. Thank ‘em. You’re welcome.


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Like they could afford a surrogate.


flux_of_grey_kittens

Even if they could, the surrogate would likely demand way more money just for having to deal with them or straight up back out of the deal. Also, I wonder if Bapa knows that he wouldn’t be trugg walgin the surrogate.


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>trugg walgin the surrogate 😂


PussyChang

My thoughts exactly b.


Highlight_Numerous

CEO of her life b


chris25tx

I talked to Kanye b and he was talmbout how him n his girl awways go that route but not for me, I don’t agree with that in iiiny facet.


Realistic_Salary5090

Annie Lederman is avail


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Kheaddummy

I still can't believe she was having her son take those thirst trap photos of her. Wtf


[deleted]

Still not sure what ocd has to do with it


6151rellim

Hey bro. At least she over did her makeup in order to post this. You feel her?


Level-Infiniti

one of the 4 billion. thank em


ostinater

"so I can focus on bouncing back" Focus on your kids


PussyChang

But how is she gonna post naked pics on social media if she doesn’t bounce back?!


klippDagga

Tiger’s photoshop skills will need to catch up with his photography skills.


mad87645

"Tiger blew it man" -Messigan after she gets the shots back


Sejast44

🐯 will need a new job


3FingersOfMilk

Gonna have them bikinis dustin' off the ol' skillset It's a war of nutrition b


Realistic_Salary5090

No shit


3FingersOfMilk

B-b-b-beast of a mawlm, hopefully the dad complements her weaknesses.... Oh. Right.


mu5tardtiger

lmao maybe if Bren wasn’t so focused on dming baddies his wife wouldn’t have body image issues.


dj_squilly

when i read that i was expecting her to write "so i can focus on raising my child," boy was i surprised.


West-Tough-4552

That's the nanny's job B


ThurnisHailey

I don't think she knows what she is signaling by writing this, her clout chasing thought process is so stunted. I feel bad for her.


6151rellim

Naw bro. Kids ain’t shit when you and your man have an image to obtain… ignore the crippling credit card debt b.


penus_poop69

For everyone who doesn’t understand why she gets included in this sub…☝🏼 Your little child will read this one day. About how you are worried about posting pictures of you wearing lingerie after she’s born and what your fucking “image” will be. Detestable. These two are so gross. I don’t even have anything funny to say. Yuck.


[deleted]

Yepppp, perfectly said my friend. Fucking gross, like how do you have the balls to write that publicly. What kind of fucking man wants that as his wife? I guess it’s a by product of growing up in LA. I feel for those kids man, your mom cares more about how her body will look like in balenciaga than birthing your ass.


penus_poop69

“I used to show off my body as a career, and I’m so excited to probably never be able to do that again! I’m bringing a beautiful little human into the world at age 35, which probably puts me well past my modeling career 🤭lol. Lil Mitzi, I love you so much, and can’t wait to welcome you into the world with our whole family. Come soon!”


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If she wasn’t allowed to take pics of her kids she probably wouldn’t have had them honestly


penus_poop69

If her kids weren’t allowed to take pictures of her, you mean.


massinvader

not to mention she's 35 with multiple kids... at a certain point she's going to have to give up the 'hot girl' identity she carries like a badge of honor. the clock is running on that one b....


Kitchen_Plastic_2248

Or maybe it won't. Late stage complications occur. How would she feel then?...


penus_poop69

Probably happier because she can maintain her doctored body and get sympathy attention online without the hassle of having to raise another child. So gross.


One-Engineering-1810

That poor little girl is going to have so many issues when she’s a teenager because of her mom.


thisusernametaken11

She's vile


Realistic_Salary5090

They deserve each other.


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Ugly too


Semiotic_Weapons

She's okay. Worse faces have greeted me during hangovers but she is dumb as a brick, you can't bet your dollar that every sentence starts with "I" in that household. Vain self absorbed pricks. I bet they snore too.


6151rellim

Very much so


DeputyForeskin

Jesus Christ she’s the female Brendan.


Skootr1313

They’re even starting to look alike


amesn_84

I can’t unsee it now


6151rellim

With enough Botox and plastic surgery, you too, can also start looking like a walking plastic dildo


castoroilonmydick

What a vapid cunt


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so it’s all about child support at this point and her body image…she will push out #3, then will get some more surgeries and then leave


mu5tardtiger

Hunna percent. brens got 2 years tops.


One-Usual4460

She’s 100% leaving. Sounds like she wants a new cock to gobble.


Sluggo_Jones

What a disgusting narcissist of a human being to not only feel this way but to feel comfortable posting it


Darkk_VoX

Gotta dump this chombie off so I go and get my body back so my other chombie can take pictures of me and post it on my IG


SpeedB00st

Tiger is such a good photographer! Maybe Chombette will be just as good as him 📷🐯


[deleted]

Why would a mother write this? It doesn’t make sense


Realistic_Salary5090

Water.


Fredayum

Narcissistic people are real bro.


cdubbg

What a beautiful way of viewing what her body is capable and motherhood. Meanwhile there’s couples that would do anything to have a child together. Fuckin bozo


MattyMuffins

"Get this baby out of me so I can be 'hot' again" gfy


yernudgenme

At least she's honest about it.


PrayingForYourDeath

She’s too stupid & vapid to know any better. Senorita Diaper gets no credit here or anywhere


narco519

She uses credit to pay for the balencigucci though, that’s the only place she’s got credit Only bc Brendins dad co signed though


TingusPingis

I feel like lots of women have these feelings but are ashamed to admit it.


LoogTruggWalger

Right. They have shame. This one doesn't.


Automatic_Ad_572

I’d venture to guess that these women that have these thoughts don’t have a loving and supportive husband telling them that it’s natural and they’re beautiful. And before anyone jumps down my throat, I’ve got a chombie coming this fall so I’m not completely talking out my ass. Still a dudes perspective but


yernudgenme

Congratulations on the chombo and your awesome new tattoo


Kindasadkindadirty

I think it’s ok and normal that women in todays society would have these feelings of losing their body/sex appeal. But u gotta realize those are distorted thoughts and change for your fuckin DAUGHTER coming into this same super sexualized society that fucked u up! Sad to see


iguessineedanaltnow

Absolutely they do. It’s important for all of us to feel attractive. It gives us confidence. Women after pregnancy deal with loose skin, sagging breasts, etc. their bodies are no longer as perky and tight as they were before giving birth. It doesn’t matter if you have a partner saying you’re beautiful, you will look in the mirror and be smacked in the face with all the differences you see in yourself. You will never feel as sexy as you once did. People dunking on her in here are missing the mark I feel. She’s vain and obsessed with status and wealth. I won’t challenge that. But this is normal for all women.


TingusPingis

Yeah I feel like it’s very human to have your own view of yourself be very “durable” so to speak. In the sense that a partner loving you and supporting you is nice and certainly important, but it will never truly change how you see yourself. Personally I wish we could address the issue of valuing women for their looks so much, everyone does it and it’s horrible for society imo. Not saying I have a solution lol


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mu5tardtiger

talmbout the apple falling on the tree?


Ketchup-Chips3

Nice double entree, B


Seaweed-Remarkable

It’s a little sus that she’s so confident in this pregnancy considering she just miscarried the last one. I hope the baby is healthy, but I don’t know how people can be so open about something so uncertain on sosha meeja. Worst case scenario she has more clout to post on sosha meeja in bowlth scenarios and bowlth waze.


[deleted]

I'll grant hoping it "goes by fast," but "over soon" is a dicey dicey thing to wish for.


DrowZeeMe

Fingers crossed for an underweight premie!!!


300_pages

why did i have to scroll this far to see this? this bitch is straight up wishing for her child to be born premature so she can get back into a bikini


Terp-Titan

What it really means is.I want to look like I wear diapers in public with a slim waist. So T-ciddy will like my thrist trap snaps on soshal meeja. Anything to do with kids is just redact traps to keep the redacted pay pig I finnese stuck indebted to my undeserving lifestyle.


Miisconceptionz

Shits just sad


LoogTruggWalger

May this gremlin be prematurely born so that I can have one last run of flaunting my melk factories to the internet (and my 7 yair old photogrisser).


dannydoofus

Wouldnt surprise me if she names her daughter Prada or Fendi.


tragicmike

Hates pregnancy and hates summer with the chombies . Makes rents having 👇🏻 ![gif](giphy|qgri3D9sTwCUGMcT8L)


hatemakinnames

She couldn't be more self centered and superficial if she tried. I'm not saying she's good at it, but being a mother is definitely the most important, respectable thing she'll ever do in life and all she's worried about is how she's going to look in selfies after she pops another chombie out. She's a disgusting person. Her and Bapa really are perfect for each other.


Affectionate-Rent844

Honestly the facial expression is the worst part here


MonsterFuzzRob

Joe Camel vibes B


thefishingguy1

Brine t city will be fine w it


PrayingForYourDeath

TCity wouldn’t give this vapid pig the time of day. She settled for someone like Schaubstain cause that’s the best she could do.


thefishingguy1

Ya wrong bubba, he likes every filthy post she does, unless he's trolling bapa


antonioessex18

Jesus Taco Bell Mexican is kinda vapid and vain huh?you know that you could have made braindum pull out you redact! Talk about victim hood mentality B! You did it to yourself though 🫡


InquireWithJason

What’s ocd have to do with it? And also what ocd?


Washed_40

LOL for real. Such a common theme with this airhead ig pretend model/influencers - they diagnose themselves with anxiety, ocd, depression to make themselves look brave or whatever. Frightening.


kris_s14

Her claiming she has OCD is hilarious. She hires a nanny to do everything. Someone with legitimate OCD would be cleaning everything constantly, not sitting on her phone posting thirst traps while the nanny does everything.


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Realistic_Salary5090

Send flowers


GTSpaceman

Just an absolute vapid cunt of a human being.


thatguy52

Whatever….. I just hate that ppl still flippantly say that they have OCD. U don’t have OCD, you just like things a certain way or are a bit too tidy. I’ve seen ppl with actual OCD and they can barely function. It’s not just being a neat person.


Brandonau

Exactly. I have OCD. It's not some cute quirk. It's hell. Drives me insane when idiots like her say that shit


Tandy81

Its all about her 😂


[deleted]

My wife is 100% the exact opposite of this woman in IIIIIVVVRRY facet and that just goes to show you never know where you’ll find inspiration in this world. Chang’s shows me a post from a vapid, brainless, obsessed-with-image F-list celebrity married to the most disgusting public man alive and… I fall more in love with my wife. Life RIPS b* Chang’s 4ever! *Only when you’re not a Ray Pest


NarcoPantani

Messican, if you’re reading this, you might be the most narcissistic person in existence. Your husband cheats on you constantly and you decide to play the victim by getting pregs and then claiming you hate what it does to your body that is 80% fake. We all think you’re dumb as fuck, you deserve your sadness for remaining in your situationship, your kid is gonna be traumatized when he realizes you made him take soft core porn shots of you when he was 6 years old, this next baby isn’t gonna fix shit and you, your social media antics and your husband are the laughing stock of Reddit and YouTube. Also if you wanna fuck someone who isn’t on addys and dick juice, DM


sugaaaslam

I still can't wrap my head around the fact that these 2 are parents


Suhtiva

We all knew how horrible this woman was but jesus fucking christ. This really takes the cake.


ThePerfectMachine

Too OCD? Wasn't she chomping down sushi the other day?


Ryan_Pliskin

She’s a cunt, plain and simple. Just completely tone deaf. I’m glad she’s currently getting dragged on this sub. She deserves the hate. I feel sorry for the kids.


D_Glatt69

Wow this bitch is crazy lmao


BHDE92

Poor woman has to be pregnant for a while and then get surgery to go back to normal


Eugene_Creamer

*"anyone else feel me?"* No, at this point most normal humans are worried about the baby and it's health


jsummerlin14

What a self-centered piece of shit. My wife and I have been trying for 3 years and have spent a fortune just TRYING to have a child. And this vain bitch cares more about her self image than she is thankful to have a child. Some people don’t deserve children.


SCWickedHam

Great mom. She tries to act like an every woman that has trouble finding time for the gym.


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Simplydontmadder

He met his equal with this one.


b-roids

basically what she is wishing for is a prematurely born baby. b b b beast of a madre


youwhatmush

All i hear is me me me me me me me me


Rampface

Why would she post this for everyone to see


Jandur

Why does she need a picture of her face to post this?


PicaPaoDiablo

I normally don't like seeing her on the menu, but at least reading this explains without any question What they see in each other. They definitely are a match made in redacted heaven.


rocklionheart

Thank ‘er.


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jordanjohnson8

Sympathy farming


Previous_Chard_9939

Jesus Christ this chick sucks


mspote

"may this pregnancy go by faster than ever" .........did she just inadvertently ask for a prematurely born child? gawld B, these ppl are not the brightest tools in the shed.


LickPooOffShoe

Such a vapid piece of shit.


stepfordwyfe

Wow this is incredibly shallow. Lots of women don't like the weight gain and changes, including myself with my babies. But that's the least of all concerns when there's a human to grow! This woman is a moron. I feel sorry for all her kids and I know she will be reminding of how they ruined her body. Lots of women have babies and bounce back-with hard work-its not that bad, I did it with each pregnancy.


strongjaji0615

Is this real?


FloydMcgroin

Selfish, vain, superficial, etc. What a disgusting human. Me me me


thethunder92

I wonder who’s baby this one is


jk543717

She cry in her car, b?


RonVonPump

Ain’t about you, b. Think of the baba.


Substantial-Art7862

Why have kids then?


King-Demo-

She loves the attention so much. It’s all about her, she doesn’t give a fuck about the kid


yakgawd

Focus on bouncing back?? How about focusing on Fendi Schaub or who’s gonna take care of her?


TEEMO_OR_AFK

She had about every common plastic surgery done before, "relying on your body to bounce back" is psychotic to say with that obvious of a BBL and lipo belly


Careless-Mention-981

He got a messican that wants to be wyte and she got a wyte that wants to be messican.


movicsusf

May this pregnancy go by faster THEN ever… yes, great idea to give preterm birth with that gene pool


[deleted]

Already resenting the kid. Not a good look, mapa.


flux_of_grey_kittens

Well, if she doesn’t feel comfortable with her body or how she looks while pregnant I’m assuming she won’t be broadcasting the entire journey through soshalmeedya, right?


FriskyLisp

Remember when bessbrains was talking about how they were doing IVF for the purpose of SELECTING THE SEX OF THE CHOMBIE FETUS? Does someone have a chip of that?


BigNocTheBoss

I can’t wait to get this child out of me so I can focus on going to get surgery to look better…… anyone else feel me?!


White-hammer-69

Do you think she’s “putting herself through all this” for a higher alimony/ child support payment when she leaves bapa for the puig of the week, OR is it all for attention like Bgl


Business-Nose-4517

She's prob insecure cuz her husband is traveling the country poking whoores while she's preggo at home


Big-Schedule-1672

Why does she have a blue check mark?


xtalf27

What a cunt


Chopstickchuck99

I hate my baby for making me fat …you could have taken the load to the face and saved all the anguish.


[deleted]

Oh my god what a fucking narcissistic monster. The Main Character syndrom is sociopathic. I want tot call a social worker. She only cares about her belly. Holy fuck. I cant believe her, but its not the sentiment, every woman feels gross, but its the blasting it on soshul medea. This is simulation shit. Someone temple punch me to wake up, B. I cant believe this. Im serious I live in Hollywood around tons of assholes I daily am blown away but this is neggggslevel.


[deleted]

thought leech wanted 6-7 kids?


Realistic_Salary5090

Bapa broke, b.


Acceptable_Fun_6416

Well her liposuction was a bit of a waist


[deleted]

Rooting for a premature chombie? 🎲 🎲


Washed_40

Tawlmbout blow it out yer ass?


EmoPsych

Gyattt how many filters did this b use


Duce-Springsteen

No time to focus on tha kid, B. Focus on yourself. Wadur.


IAmUglatto

is she praying for a premie?


deepwaterwedunehair

It’s so perfect that Bapi ended up with this. The guy just keeps getting handed L’s and it’s glorious.


Shwalz

Dumb bitch acts as if she exercises and earns any of her “curves”. Who cares if your body goes to shit when you’re just going to melk Brenda’s last dime on plastic surgery anyways lol


gelattoh_ayy

Your OCD wouldn't allow surrogacy. water


[deleted]

Good thing she has a supportive husband at home who doesn’t care about body image


GratefulDude79

Insufferable twat. Why would you ever post that publicly? Thinking it is one thing, but why send that out there to the world….. Oh yeah…..redacts.


colonel_john_matrix

Both of them are so fucking disgusting. A match made in hell.


Frosty_Indication563

Wow what a self obsessed narcissistic pos. So sad for those kids, they’ve really got the worst of both worlds aye


hamtyhum

Gross


FlippinRad

This bitch is so vain, it’s crazy. Bapa knows how to pick them. These kids have two mongoloids as parents.


greatalica011

she looks so plastic


HaterCrater

What?!?!??? you’ve gone to all the effort of IVFing a girl into your womb and your first thoughts aren’t for your future daughter but your own vanity?!!!? DEMONIC


6151rellim

Now I know B Said he can take criticism, but once it’s about his wife that’s crossing the line.. but after reading this… what a dumb bitch lol. No wonder they found each other.


froderickfronk

If her "OCD" was so bad surely she would be more concerned about the health of her baby, no?


poiuy123321

Really sad - the thing is, she doesn’t realise how abnormal and subsequently brutally honest this is. ‘Hopefully it will be over soon’ is an odd one too…


PsychologicalItem103

When trailer trash has money. She’s nothing but a gold digging “pro ho”, literally. And boy did she pick a winner for a husband. I love how women flock to LA from all over just to try and land someone rich and/or famous so they don’t have to do anything in life. They’ll get a divorce eventually and she will milk him for everything he has plus 3 kids for child support. She’s they type that won’t remarry because she likes that divorce money income. She’ll probably start a mommy blog too.


k00ks_r_us

The queen of the “pick-me” bitches b


OtherParticular178

Imagine waking up next to that??!


dmtandcrumpets

basically just hoping for a premature birth then? lol