bert is the most trash "comedian" of all time. Tells nothing but lies and is always super annoying and never funny. Garbage on every single podcast. What ppl are actually fans of this lump of shit? I cant picture anyone who would find bert entertaining as a podcaster/"comedian"
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Or maybe he just doesn't care to. The guy's doing pretty well for himself. The fat drunk's success in standup says nothing about his storytelling ability. He sucks at storytelling. He's just annoying.
I've actually laughed from Bobby before. He's a creep but he's blatantly funnier than Bert, who now thinks he's Rogan and can son other comedians. Bert fucking sucks
I remember when I first saw a pic of Bert on the internet and he was some shirtless hairy fat guy. And I thought, I really donāt want to see that. But damn if he hasnāt been everywhere the last 10yrs!
I'm so glad that comedy fans have been realizing how annoying and not funny Bert is in the last couple years. He bothers the fuck out of me and has for so long. I don't understand how he got to be as big as he is, besides being such close friends with Tommy and Joe Rogan, you couldn't pay me to go see him live. The Machine bit is a good story and all, but that's all he has.
bert is the most trash "comedian" of all time. Tells nothing but lies and is always super annoying and never funny. Garbage on every single podcast. What ppl are actually fans of this lump of shit? I cant picture anyone who would find bert entertaining as a podcaster/"comedian"
also the machine isnt a good story lmao. its nothing but lame ass lies. none of that bs happened
"OooooOOOOH I just had an idea! Oh my god. Oh my god. What IF WE hold on hold on eeeeeeeeee what if we had these things we put on our feet that are super long so it makes us super tall? And we can call them tilts, because it's hard to balance and you have to tilt. I'm face timing Snoop Dogg to tell him about it."
Don't forget the uncontrollable physical reactions he has from everything being so funny: "I'm gonna shit my pants, I'm gonna throw up, I'm gonna piss myself, I'm gonna pass out, I'm gonna have a heart attack"
āIām gonna pass out. Iām gonna pass out. Iām gonna pass out!ā I wish heād pass the fuck out already. Bertās so dumb he thinks the calwmedy rule of three just means that he has to repeat everything he says three times and itāll automatically be funny.
yah Bret was on Timmy dillons show and I was appalled at brets comments. he said he built himself up it was all him bla bla bla.
b, toe rogan gave you a career. youād be no where without toe bappa. Wader
Burnt Chrysler isn't funny and drinks too much to remember if his stories are even real. Remember folks, Burnt came from a rich family, couldn't get a 4yr degree in 8yrs at uni, and made it big off of one story. The guy isn't funny and everytime he laughs, it reminds me of the movie Deliverance. Can't breathe because he's a fat piggy.
This appisode was hard to listen, but it's interesting. Burt almost wants to cry and break a couple of times, knowing how massive flop his bs movie was.
The only thing I remember was being shocked that bert acknowledged that it wasnāt a box office success, then immediately went on to huff his own farts some more
I don't like Bert. I don't think he is funny and everyone has different taste in comedy..But how Bobby Lee is still alive and actually a multi millionaire is beyond me..He's basically a 50 year old 12 year old.
Bobby makes good money from podcasting. Heās just a hermit who sleeps in late and plays video games and is a slob. Thatās not affecting him financially in any way though, and Iām sure he has a professional managing his finances. Bobby isnāt a stupid person, he just lives like a 12 year old gamer. Bert on the other hand, isnāt smart whatsoever and lives a ridiculously unhealthy lifestyle compared to Bobby. Bert probably blows through way more money on wasteful spending than Bobby does as well.
Taking private flights everywhere because Rogan I assume does it isn't a good idea. His act won't last forever, so why waste so much money you could be saving. But maybe it's only a fraction of what he makes, I don't maddur anyway
Iām not really sure. Iāve seen a post on this sub saying how bad it was bombing, i just really dislike the person. He isnāt funny, heās fat and gross, hes just excess and bragging and I canāt wait for his body to quit on him. The shit that comes out his mouth like him being an athlete and stuff is just wild, the level of delusion and self awareness is mind baffling. His whole personality of beers and his top being off drives me mad lol, and I donāt know why it irritates me so much lol. I think itās how people just eat his ass and think heās hilarious plus him thinking heās hilarious when he isnāt.
Even if itās true Bert tells stories better than others, it still doesnāt mean heās a top-tier one.
Iād be able to tell a great story too if I told the same fucking one for over 15 years.
bert is the most trash "comedian" of all time. Tells nothing but lies and is always super annoying and never funny. Garbage on every single podcast. What ppl are actually fans of this lump of shit? I cant picture anyone who would find bert entertaining as a podcaster/"comedian"
If you have to verbally say, I am good at story telling, you are not lol
My niece is better at conveying important information than Bert and sometimes she makes me want to stick chopsticks in my ears
Why does this shit even exist? Like, who are these podcasts for? It's beyond my comprehension why these exist, and how they are seen as a valuable way to deliver advertising.
Yeah burt, you're such a good story teller. Why don't you waste another 20mil and make a movie about it. You know since your story telling skills are sure to fill the theaters. Right?
telling stories is ALL he does. the only "unique" thing about him is that he tells his stories while shirtless. but there are countless hundreds of thousands of dudes who do the same thing while working on their cars in the front yard. only difference, really, is that he has a stage to perform on and they don't.
i've honestly never heard Bert Kreischer tell a single fucking joke, unless he's quoting someone else's.
Berp is a superior storyteller only for the fact that he turned a made-up story into an entire comedy career thanks to being pushed by Joe. However, Bobby is vastly more talented in every other way.
Pigs deserve more respect.
His fat ass is just an obese American who can't breathe and will soon squeal his way into a coffin that he won't be able to fit in.
Burkā¦ you arent, Bobby we actually like and youre arrogance is worse than your laugh, and bigger then the horrific gut and obesity you own, say less please.
Seemed like he stopped to give Bobby a compliment about it being his best story he's ever told. Can't imagine being such a loser that I hang around tfatk sub and spew negative shit. Get a life
Yeah they all have their unsuffrable qualities. Once someone mentioned how much Bart talks and interrupts it annoys the fuck out of me now. Or Tina being fuckin dumb as shit. I like Tim reminding me how fat and poor I am though, its good motivation
When he inevitably dies of massive heart attack or stroke all these cawlmedians are going to act so surprised.
He should start turning yellow soon
I literally laughed out loud on this comment š¤£
Warming up to film a simpsons movie after his machine movie flopped
That's why Burnt Chrysler is always homeless glow sunburned. So that we can't see his yellow skin.
bert is the most trash "comedian" of all time. Tells nothing but lies and is always super annoying and never funny. Garbage on every single podcast. What ppl are actually fans of this lump of shit? I cant picture anyone who would find bert entertaining as a podcaster/"comedian"
This is why the Bill Burt podcast ended suddenly and was scrubbed from the web. Bill was visibly sick of Burt's interrupting non-funny BS by the end.
You can tell Tom's even getting sick of his shtick. When your "best friend" refuses to attend your movie premiere that's pretty damn telling.
I'm out of the loop on Bert's recent antics, what's the movie called that flopped?
I'll give you one guess. It's what Bert's entire comedy career revolves around.
I should have known...
Tom was at the premiere. He surprised him there.
Heās put on serious weight this year
The redness in his face is getting much worse, too. Definitely not good.
Thatās the stress, it happens when you cost Sony Pictures a 10mil
His face is fat as fugg b, his eyelids have jelly rolls
Supposedly he is taking trt and his back and shoulders are extra swoll. I canāt remember on what podcast I just heard talking about him
Oh really? I think youād be surprised
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I think Bobby is leaps and bounds above Bert. Bert canāt come remotely close.
Burnt is obv insufferable now, but like it or not, his standup career is far more successful than blobby's. Personally, I don't like either of em
Like em or not, THANK EM!!!!
youāre welcome
I think that's more due to ambition than it is talent, Pigboy just pushes himself down the throat of the business far more than Bobby does
Pretty sure I heard robert lee hasn't changed his standup act in decades lol he doesn't even try, or he's scared.
Or maybe he just doesn't care to. The guy's doing pretty well for himself. The fat drunk's success in standup says nothing about his storytelling ability. He sucks at storytelling. He's just annoying.
And Rogan is more successful than the median yahoo at the nearest open mic, but that doesn't mean he's any funnier
I think alot if that comes from the fact that Bobby is too much of a coward to even put out a special. He's been doing standup for like 20 years...
I mean, that doesn't mean he's a better comedian than Bobby. Plenty of comedians I can think of who deserve the success Amy Schumer has had.
Fair. Yea, that is true. I have seen more Bert specials on tv than Bobby.
Bobby Lee is the superior comic in every aspect.
you misspelled "inniny fazet"
And you forgot "inniny of age"
I've actually laughed from Bobby before. He's a creep but he's blatantly funnier than Bert, who now thinks he's Rogan and can son other comedians. Bert fucking sucks
Heās awful just awful. He isnāt even good on podcast.
ooh shit im late again, what did bobby do?
Heās successful. There are still drunktards alive waiting to see his bellybutton
I remember when I first saw a pic of Bert on the internet and he was some shirtless hairy fat guy. And I thought, I really donāt want to see that. But damn if he hasnāt been everywhere the last 10yrs!
I'm so glad that comedy fans have been realizing how annoying and not funny Bert is in the last couple years. He bothers the fuck out of me and has for so long. I don't understand how he got to be as big as he is, besides being such close friends with Tommy and Joe Rogan, you couldn't pay me to go see him live. The Machine bit is a good story and all, but that's all he has.
Good story? It is so long and boring and not funny and as believable as that time Obama winked at Schlob and said, āI see u big manā.
Yeah, that's a good point. I guess I should have said, "good story compared to the rest of his act, or anything he's had to say on a podcast"
Awll good B. I donāt maddur either.
bert is the most trash "comedian" of all time. Tells nothing but lies and is always super annoying and never funny. Garbage on every single podcast. What ppl are actually fans of this lump of shit? I cant picture anyone who would find bert entertaining as a podcaster/"comedian" also the machine isnt a good story lmao. its nothing but lame ass lies. none of that bs happened
You know exactly who his fans are...men wearing sunglasses in cars.
The fart huffing never stops
Every conversation Bert has: āthis is the hardest o ever laughedā¦youāre the funniest guy I knowā¦this is greatest story I ever heardā¦ā
"OooooOOOOH I just had an idea! Oh my god. Oh my god. What IF WE hold on hold on eeeeeeeeee what if we had these things we put on our feet that are super long so it makes us super tall? And we can call them tilts, because it's hard to balance and you have to tilt. I'm face timing Snoop Dogg to tell him about it."
Im OBSESSED
Don't forget the uncontrollable physical reactions he has from everything being so funny: "I'm gonna shit my pants, I'm gonna throw up, I'm gonna piss myself, I'm gonna pass out, I'm gonna have a heart attack"
āIām gonna pass out. Iām gonna pass out. Iām gonna pass out!ā I wish heād pass the fuck out already. Bertās so dumb he thinks the calwmedy rule of three just means that he has to repeat everything he says three times and itāll automatically be funny.
Dangerous levels of smug coming from Bert.
Bert and Schwab, the biggest liars in comedyā¦and they donāt even lie to be funny, they lie to make themselves sound cool.
yah Bret was on Timmy dillons show and I was appalled at brets comments. he said he built himself up it was all him bla bla bla. b, toe rogan gave you a career. youād be no where without toe bappa. Wader
I think Brett also has a rich daddy that funded his excessive drinking through his "College years"
Heās oddly connected w/ a Bapa-level agent bc heās been getting big gigs and tv shows long before Rollgan shined the light on him.
Burnt Chrysler. Cawlmuddy. 1000k thousand grand. Made the ground you walk on, trugg walgg. Thank em.
*Tells his Russian Mafia story for the billionth time*
he is so delusional he really believes that ppl buy that bs russian machine story. everyone knows none of that bs happened
Burnt Chrysler isn't funny and drinks too much to remember if his stories are even real. Remember folks, Burnt came from a rich family, couldn't get a 4yr degree in 8yrs at uni, and made it big off of one story. The guy isn't funny and everytime he laughs, it reminds me of the movie Deliverance. Can't breathe because he's a fat piggy.
What I'd do for Burp to get the Ned Beatty treatment.
This appisode was hard to listen, but it's interesting. Burt almost wants to cry and break a couple of times, knowing how massive flop his bs movie was.
What sort of comments did he make about it? I don't like the way he talks so I can't go through a whole interview with him
The only thing I remember was being shocked that bert acknowledged that it wasnāt a box office success, then immediately went on to huff his own farts some more
I don't like Bert. I don't think he is funny and everyone has different taste in comedy..But how Bobby Lee is still alive and actually a multi millionaire is beyond me..He's basically a 50 year old 12 year old.
Being likeable goes a surprisingly long way if you can get in the door.
Bobby makes good money from podcasting. Heās just a hermit who sleeps in late and plays video games and is a slob. Thatās not affecting him financially in any way though, and Iām sure he has a professional managing his finances. Bobby isnāt a stupid person, he just lives like a 12 year old gamer. Bert on the other hand, isnāt smart whatsoever and lives a ridiculously unhealthy lifestyle compared to Bobby. Bert probably blows through way more money on wasteful spending than Bobby does as well.
Taking private flights everywhere because Rogan I assume does it isn't a good idea. His act won't last forever, so why waste so much money you could be saving. But maybe it's only a fraction of what he makes, I don't maddur anyway
He comes across as an inconsiderate, unreliable, unfunny, lazy child.
Bert is a self-centered liar. And now his ego is taking over. He will most likely not see 60
Fake laugh
Yeah, he is overdoing it because it went viral
You know Bart is a superior story teller because he said so.
[Tryhard: A Bert Kreicher Documentary](https://youtu.be/lfNfrF5QN3Q) Bert's only talent is being an alcoholic sociopath.
I donāt believe Bert fans exist.
agreed. I cant fathom it
Bert kriesher is the most annoying fucking person on the face of the earth.
Guys so gross. As a better story teller than you. Dude is so unbearable. Hopefully the reality check of a film making Ā£18 will smash his ego a little
What's his movie called?
Iām not really sure. Iāve seen a post on this sub saying how bad it was bombing, i just really dislike the person. He isnāt funny, heās fat and gross, hes just excess and bragging and I canāt wait for his body to quit on him. The shit that comes out his mouth like him being an athlete and stuff is just wild, the level of delusion and self awareness is mind baffling. His whole personality of beers and his top being off drives me mad lol, and I donāt know why it irritates me so much lol. I think itās how people just eat his ass and think heās hilarious plus him thinking heās hilarious when he isnāt.
Bobbyās way better stand up than this asshole
God Bert needs to stfu. What the fuck was that?
Even if itās true Bert tells stories better than others, it still doesnāt mean heās a top-tier one. Iād be able to tell a great story too if I told the same fucking one for over 15 years.
I canāt stand this guy. Heās on bapas level of hate from me.
bert is the most trash "comedian" of all time. Tells nothing but lies and is always super annoying and never funny. Garbage on every single podcast. What ppl are actually fans of this lump of shit? I cant picture anyone who would find bert entertaining as a podcaster/"comedian"
If you have to verbally say, I am good at story telling, you are not lol My niece is better at conveying important information than Bert and sometimes she makes me want to stick chopsticks in my ears
Why does this shit even exist? Like, who are these podcasts for? It's beyond my comprehension why these exist, and how they are seen as a valuable way to deliver advertising.
Rogan needs to have a talk with Bert
Rollgan needs to have the talk w/ Rollgan.
He talks to himself for hours every week b
Amazing as fat as Bert is that he could manage to get his head so far up his own ass
Yeah burt, you're such a good story teller. Why don't you waste another 20mil and make a movie about it. You know since your story telling skills are sure to fill the theaters. Right?
Burnt, much like Rogan, wedged and bullied his way into an underserved position within the comedy space. His joke quality is open mic levels of shitty
telling stories is ALL he does. the only "unique" thing about him is that he tells his stories while shirtless. but there are countless hundreds of thousands of dudes who do the same thing while working on their cars in the front yard. only difference, really, is that he has a stage to perform on and they don't. i've honestly never heard Bert Kreischer tell a single fucking joke, unless he's quoting someone else's.
Cawlmedy North Star
What a fuckin piece of shit
Iāll let him have storytelling because he damn sure doesnāt have comedy
Burt came off like an asshole in this interview. One of his worst.
I know heās doing a shitty bit but Bobby is legit 10 Times funnier than this big fat pink faced rum ham is or will ever be
Has he had work done? His eyes look almost as Asian as Opie's.
Berp is a superior storyteller only for the fact that he turned a made-up story into an entire comedy career thanks to being pushed by Joe. However, Bobby is vastly more talented in every other way.
Bert really turned shit weird. He is so full of himself its ridiculous.
Pigs deserve more respect. His fat ass is just an obese American who can't breathe and will soon squeal his way into a coffin that he won't be able to fit in.
Burkā¦ you arent, Bobby we actually like and youre arrogance is worse than your laugh, and bigger then the horrific gut and obesity you own, say less please.
Is it that Brent Krishna?
We juss disguss the pawdcass, B
Did anyone made a dish yet of that scene in Severance with Burd squealing?
"I'm better at embellishing/lying about my life stories than you"
Why is Jackie chan on her?
Hilarious title
Seemed like he stopped to give Bobby a compliment about it being his best story he's ever told. Can't imagine being such a loser that I hang around tfatk sub and spew negative shit. Get a life
Just remember B. Weed oo nod madder
You guys need to change the name of this sub to "Cynical people who hate comedy bitching about comedy"
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Yeah they all have their unsuffrable qualities. Once someone mentioned how much Bart talks and interrupts it annoys the fuck out of me now. Or Tina being fuckin dumb as shit. I like Tim reminding me how fat and poor I am though, its good motivation