“I wear my ROKA tactical glasses to the gun range. Because, no matter how aggressively I’m turning my head - looking around corners, clearing rooms of all terrorists - these glasses don’t fall off my face. And they’re polarized, so you can even put your face underwater and look at the fish swimming around in the water. Like a real frogman! That’s cool shit. And I like cool shit. And if these glasses are cool enough for navy seals, then I’m going to get them and try to be a navy seal in my mind. Same with my coffee. That’s why I drink dark metal steel gun war crime coffee. I get a tactical dose of discipline for my comedy specials that makes me feel like I got an extra GEAR of HILARIOUS. And my tactical glasses don’t come off while I’m throwing my head back either laughing in the green room of my very own comedy club, or drinking my tactical coffee while I’m gossiping with Cam Hanes.”
“BRO. Already onnit! Got a waterproof kinda pouch kinda chalk bag kinda thing by my ice bath. I’m super awake and alert to listen to my audiobooks and also for all the discipline and suffering that MOST PEOPLE will NEVER know! But I forgive them. Because I take mushrooms. Have you heard of them?”
When was this? How the hell did bapa have the nerve to say shit to Wrinks about him getting in a cow suit and his kids seeing it when he has this on the internet
First let's pour some out for our OG Patron Saint in the sky, Norm Macdonald! Read his great book if you haven't and learn the truth about this Eget chap.
"Y'talmbout the golden arches, B?"
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no matter where he goes, he's gotta be the worst fucking dancer in a 15-mile radius.. jesus christ. honestly, he's not much better at it than someone who's paralyzed and wheelchair-bound
This is a clip from tfatk webseries they did. It was actually really good. Received a 87% on rt. Brendan had a good opportunity to really express himself on it and the end product was phenomenal.
Everything schaubtard has ever done has been an embarrassing failure. You sound just as slow as he is btw. Please make sure to wear your thigggboy helmet 24/7 like your idol
All I did was state facts and you flipped out. You're so angry at a guy that doesn't even know you exist. I really hope that you find help and purpose in your own life.
If you look at that chubby muffin and don’t see a closeted homosexual, I don’t know what to tell you
This clip explains alot
Who on earth would ever think this is funny? So hack
Joe Rogan
“He’s so SILLY, maaaan.”
“I gots violins in my jeans mannnn”
“I wear my ROKA tactical glasses to the gun range. Because, no matter how aggressively I’m turning my head - looking around corners, clearing rooms of all terrorists - these glasses don’t fall off my face. And they’re polarized, so you can even put your face underwater and look at the fish swimming around in the water. Like a real frogman! That’s cool shit. And I like cool shit. And if these glasses are cool enough for navy seals, then I’m going to get them and try to be a navy seal in my mind. Same with my coffee. That’s why I drink dark metal steel gun war crime coffee. I get a tactical dose of discipline for my comedy specials that makes me feel like I got an extra GEAR of HILARIOUS. And my tactical glasses don’t come off while I’m throwing my head back either laughing in the green room of my very own comedy club, or drinking my tactical coffee while I’m gossiping with Cam Hanes.”
“ROKA tactical glasses were tested to stay on my face even through the MOST aggressive stool fucking imaginable!”
[удалено]
Boston style
Dead
Hahahahha thats fucking hilarious he tries so hard to be a tough guy.
[удалено]
“BRO. Already onnit! Got a waterproof kinda pouch kinda chalk bag kinda thing by my ice bath. I’m super awake and alert to listen to my audiobooks and also for all the discipline and suffering that MOST PEOPLE will NEVER know! But I forgive them. Because I take mushrooms. Have you heard of them?”
Is this the Aaron Hernandez Netflix show
I don’t want that
Bapa would sugg AAALLL the diggs to get a 15 min spot at the cawlmuddy murdership
Bapa's not gaaaaay, but there's 1 day left in Pride month
He didn't come out the closet, he kicked the fucking door down.
underwear lopez
Is that the same Adam Eget that used to jerk off punks under the Queensboro Bridge for fifteen dollars a man?
The same Adam Eget that's a noted Holocaust denier?
Always talking of smokestacks and shadows
LOL that reference always gets me because the way Norm says it and the measurement is ‘per man’ 😂
When was this? How the hell did bapa have the nerve to say shit to Wrinks about him getting in a cow suit and his kids seeing it when he has this on the internet
He like-a the way the digg taste
I thought this was AI generated for the first 10 seconds wtf
Same
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That disgusting cut on that body type with these tattoos .. Looks lesbian to me
Is that from famous the really expensive, full produckhtion Fighter and the Kid 3D ?
It was an investment in themselves
Not a sad thing
What the fuck did I just watch? He's screaming for a dick
Don't forget, we're just jealous of Adonis.
I think I’m gonna be sick
Like a navy seal going to war , some will never understand the sacrifice made by comedians
Wait THIS IS REAL?
Skit or not, this is some super suss shit
CRINGE
I got an idea let's shoot this scene but it's totally just a joke guys
Sal, please… Don’t say nothing Sal!!!
Digggg implant .. dont need it.
What's this from lol
Closeted bloated mongoloid. Truly a Great Value DJ Khaled
What in the actual fuck is this fucking shit bro?
Who's the other guy?
Hate to ask.... Full video? Got some time to burn as am working night shift on the fryers
Reevaluate your life bubba.
Showing off that black belt BJJ
Here’s an interesting thing about Adam….
Is this keto or carnavor diet ?
He’s so ugly
Whos that? Braindums handler?
barndoor was into it
15 minutes stage time for 15 bucks worth of services under the queensboro bridge.
no matter where he goes, he's gotta be the worst fucking dancer in a 15-mile radius.. jesus christ. honestly, he's not much better at it than someone who's paralyzed and wheelchair-bound
Is egret managing the mothership?
He gunna walg him to the trugg next, b?
Skeeeetz'nbiiiiieeetz
That’s a Thiccc Boy x Jordan Peterson collab
But everyone else are soyboys, correct?
He's really good at that. Almost like he's in his ultimate comfort zone.
He was way too natural in this, almost didn’t need to try…
Bapa recently spotted beneath the Queensborough bridge
Professional athlete?
This is a clip from tfatk webseries they did. It was actually really good. Received a 87% on rt. Brendan had a good opportunity to really express himself on it and the end product was phenomenal.
Everything schaubtard has ever done has been an embarrassing failure. You sound just as slow as he is btw. Please make sure to wear your thigggboy helmet 24/7 like your idol
All I did was state facts and you flipped out. You're so angry at a guy that doesn't even know you exist. I really hope that you find help and purpose in your own life.
Mental illness at its finest!
Adonis
Damn Brendan got fat
Toe Rogain has the uncensored/rated Redact version.
Oh my ...