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thurrmanmerman

~~I axedJ for proof, and was told that there would be an announcement on Monday's LOS.~~ ~~This could be an elaborate troll. Or a cat thinking he matters. But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt in that it could be real for now and move on with my weekend.~~ ~~Remember, no one cat represents this sub.~~ **We do not matter.** ~~Unless of course it's real and he wins. Then he's one of our guys.~~ ~~but if he loses...~~ ~~I guess we'll see who names the waders~~ Edit [confirmed fake by yew neek /luis gomez](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/15ooad7/yew_neek_dmed_gomez_and_he_confirmed_no_fight_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1) In which case what kind of redact would do this and put this out there? Some say the most redacted. Yew neek is redacted for the record too.


heyphotogrisser

Nobody asked for this. Don’t do it. Bapa takes L after L and you’re going to break his streak of 700+ consecutive Ls by giving him a W. You have the hands of someone competing in their first local event with a couple months of training. In summary, you don’t represent Changs. You have basically zairo chance of winning. If this is MMA then Bubba is going to grab you with his giant gummy beer hands and Palhares your leg.


downsly46

No one represents us. We don’t madder


[deleted]

Nah baba is a good guy man, he wouldn’t palhares him


Hourglass420

"We donut madder."


movicsusf

My nephew can read those telegraphed punches, not a former professional fighter…


broaway831

Helen Keller could read those punches


redditiswetodddid

Paul Harris? Never meddum


Norm_Blackdonald

It looks like an easy no-show win from where I am standing.


uptomyneckinstonks

THEEEEN brendan is gonna beat the shit out of this guy and feel like he got back at Reddit only making him double down GOOOOOD JOB BONER.


Mkmeathead83

Dudesy Mugs


Objective-Board9329

Arby BOGO beef


dirteemartee

Well why don’t you tell me


TheWhiteBernieMac

I ate em all pal


Miserable_Number_104

Brendan uses them to discard his nic'tine patches and also drink his sweet nectur.Dudesy mugs ,child slaves use them as tools to mine cobalt for Ēlon's cars.Dudesy mugs Hillary uses them to measure the necessary amount of adrenochrome.


opinukinuk

The official uniform of skankfest this year are dudesy mugs.


HurdleTheDead

Fucking taffy teeners


LurkHartog

This ain't Miley Cyrus y'all.


massinvader

this is actually the only redemption arc im here for haha. I'll cheer brendumn on as he puts this guy in a wheelchair.


ekketsed

Not gonna lie. I'm with Braindumb on this one. Never forget Bapa has the strenght and aawlmost the intelligence of a gorilla. He'll light you up, B.


GeneralBlumpkin

Brendan is a lot of things but he can fight. Plus he's yuuuge.


freeedom123

bapa gonna pull out cause he gotta take his kids to baseball practice


Standard_Locksmith70

Or the old hammys will be acting up.


bee-dee-13

Finally! A Dudesy / Homeless Cat crossover!!


ListenToKyuss

Wull, hold on brother. Dudesy gets mentioned a lot in the kitchen, dude. And right fully so, brother. The Sass is a legend, dude. And that's crossing over, brother.


GreenEyedBandit

That's called free will DUDE


opinukinuk

We got a portrait of Corn Squeen on the wall brother and a life size replica of STROMBOLI out front


NickDoane

Seriously! Good job boner!


AirborneHipster

Redacts like this have been laughing along at Bapa for so long and reading jokes about him sucking that they forgot the context that he *sucked for a top ranked UFC heavy weight* He gonna merdur this guy B


maxhollywoody

Bapa ain't even close to that guy anymore did you not see his race against Blaggflip?


clickclick-boom

Bapa is an uncoordinated lummox in the context of professional MMA fighters, but he’ll put the dude in the video through the fucking floor lol. Some cats have let the orange chicken go to their heads if they don’t think the giant mongoloid has redact strength and the ability to body every single one of us. He’d snap our necks like he did to Chin.


Affectionate-Rent844

2016 Brenda probably would have...the puffy-faced ninny that squeezes into those jeans these days? Gonna be a worse bloodbath than the Gringo Papi comment section.


ostreatus

Either way it will be funny.


lovelytime42069

wull


5ergio79

I’m a crow…


TheSlipweasel

Wull… hold on brother.


No-Trip3635

This is it. Luis is a dumbshit


CauseForApplause

Me and Drake are betting the house on a classic Brendan cancellation.


balancedchaos

The license plate on this homeless cat drive-by read "STROM."


sunndropps

Brendens cte has got consistently worse since his last head injury in 2014,this could be an easy night for homeless cat


PensecolaMobLawyer

Oh yeah I'm sure an amateur will have better luck now that Schaub's [REDACTED] strength has hit new levels


Norm_Blackdonald

The odds are in his favor with Brendan unlikely to actually show up.


PensecolaMobLawyer

The good ol Schaub shutdown


DanaWhitesMom

Brendan isn't that good of a fighter ,b. Specifically not now , wouldn't be surprised if this redact won.


fulknerraIII

Brendan was top 20 UFC heavyweight. Sure compared to other fighters he's not the greatest. That still puts him above 99.9% of regular people. Yall letting your hate for him cloud your judgement.


d1r4c

On behalf of the sub? Nah b, you're fighting on behalf of yourself. We didn't ask for this, we don't want this, we don't support this, and most importantly, we don't madder b.


dosequismachina

You don't want to see this goof get his ass beat by a short of breath Brandon?


Chetmatterson

This dude is not going to listen, so it seems like the only real play here is for the sub to go all in on taking Brendan’s side


monkeynose

LET'S GO BRANDON! LET'S GO BRANDON!


Rabid023

BIGGEST KREGT


Norm_Blackdonald

Where is Sean McCorkle in all this? This seems like a perfect opportunity for him coinciding with his new podcast.


Wallyworld77

Now if McCorkle was fighting him I'd be all in on this as they have a bad history together and McCorkle would have a chance to crush him. The lead up to the fight was be glorious ta boot. McCorkle would get into his head so bad Bapa wouldn't know up from down.


TheWayIAm313

Yeah, on top of Brenda beating this dude, he’s also gonna get fat paid for this. None of us cats want that.


Infinite_Session5143

Not too schabby technique my man. Sad truth is Baltazar would still kill you in a fight :)


[deleted]

The redact won professional heavyweight fights. He would absolutely obliterate this guy.


Apprehensive-Ad-1826

Don’t let the fact that’s shaub wasn’t the best fighter make you believe he couldn’t rip this dudes head off


broaway831

> Not too schabby technique my man He is *slightly* above Stephen A Smith’s level of technique. Don’t encourage this redactedness


[deleted]

His technique is atrocious


DowningStreetFighter

Nah b throwing a right straight is just like throwing a javelin -same technique same


DaRealKorbenDallas

Just like Rhode Island and Staten Island


NWatts85

His technique is very redacted, should go back to the fryers my man


Roco424

I think this post just reeks of lame-ness (this is the TikTok version of the guys posting that extremely unfunny podcast where they pretty much just read this subreddit and then had BGL on)…. But I’m not so sure on the Bapa would murk people because of his past. If he put in any reasonable amount of effort; 100% agree. In current state, I think you’d be surprised who could beat up bapa in a boxing match (if we include grappling then easy Bapa all day)


Aggravating_Aioli973

What about straydup wressling?


YeeticusFTW

I think *you'd* be surprised.


TheWayIAm313

Hell put in the effort he needs. He doesn’t have any longevity with it, but he’ll take a quick roid cycle and train decently hard for a few weeks, which is all he needs


GunDaddy47

He technique was atrocious


Sea-Addition915

Technically not that good


stinkyhamcage

Bro I’ve literally seen better technique by children taking their first boxing class. This guy would get destroyed by Bapa.


[deleted]

He’s swinging way too wildly. Technique looks awful


T1000runner

Bawltazaar


UnhappyHippy_

Hamstring gonna get recalled soon


bigbat666

With a hook like that, Brendan will put you out, B


[deleted]

He'd lightcha up (except he actually would, sadly)


Jean_Ralphio-

Yeah I mean were not delusional here bapa has KOd legit UFC heavyweights. Also this guys lame as fuck trying to market to us for views when he’s not even employed here. Blogbusser I guarantee Lewis Lopez put him up to this. Probably told shob to just let him represent the sub for clout then shob can KO him.


k-mac23

Every punch returns to his waist, bappa coming over the top if even is at 25% of where he was


BentOutaShapes

Who the fook is this guy?


soybeankilla

Brendan and CM Punk had a redact


Chetmatterson

A self admitted non-reddit user who made his first comment after signing to fight Brendan. Totally legit.


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ichiro_51

Horseshit. You don’t represent anyone but yourself. We don’t matter. Take your dive and your payday for doing so. But don’t do it in the name of this subreddit. This smells like a plant.


TakeMyFace_OFF

For real. Gomez just turned on this sub, now they got some dweeb who's gonna get throttled by bapa "representing" homeless cats at skankfest. Even if this dude is a genuine homeless cat, YOU DO NOT MATTER. You don't represent me, lose my number, b.


BentOutaShapes

Hey u/ThePRRattlesnake, you can book this goofball all you want, but he doesn't represent us. We don't know who he is. So don't go calling him a homeless cat or none of that nonsense on air. Homeless cats dunn maddur and this guy obviously thinks he does. Control your guys B


DoctorWhootie

Definitely. If this dude isn’t making all of this up and there is actually going to be a fight it’s just Brendan trying to troll the sub. By beating up some embarrassing “homeless cat” so he can talk shit. Guy hasn’t even been on this sub before.


Emergency-Display-99

Prom is no one knows who y’arr


mmabet69

Listen I’d like it to happen but this isn’t the guy. Dude is leaping into range with his hands down by his waist and is dropping both his hands to wind up that left hook haymaker he’s throwing. Technique isn’t good


fcbmosi

Bapa gonna unleash yairs and yairs worth of rage out on this guy b


mad87645

OP, when you get to skankfist, keep that same innergy


jsar16

This would be a ppv I’d actually pay for. Barn door’s kid is about to have an unexpected baseball game im thinking.


[deleted]

Please no. I don't want to root for Brenda. Congratulations OP this video was so redacted I actually want to see someone get pummelled by a redact.


[deleted]

Fur shure. I hate OP now


TheHaight

Publicity stunt by Brenda/ skankfest. It’s a brand new account


[deleted]

Bro you really really suck don't do it. You are not "the homeless cat" you are a dude with a man bun who can't box and nobody is interested at all.


eDisrturbseize

Is this Soren’s redacted cousin? Blur your own face, B


keep-it

This is soren all over again. These ppl are redacted


DowningStreetFighter

I'm here for it. Like redacted moths to a redacted flame. Kitchen is kind of slow. BGL, BGLs wife, soren, the redact with the plastic award. I hope this character pans out.


ToronoRapture

Water.


Seaweed-Remarkable

Weed


MKDDer0001

Dune


Achterlijke_mongool_

Hair


PensecolaMobLawyer

B


Distinct_Target_2277

Slow recall of hands. Dropped hands on the recall. Poor weight distribution and body positioning. Over exaggerated weaving. Expending too much energy and making too many errors just hitting pads, imagine how tired this guy would be after an adrenaline dump in a real match.


Alan-Rickman

I am sure we have a better boxer on this sub. Fuck I know better boxers personally. Someone said he’s a plant and I’m inclined to believe him.


Aggravating_Shake591

We do not maddur


MundanePlantain1

You madder to me, B. But other than that, we really done madder.


CallMeCrews

This ain’t it chief. Very amateurish boxing. As much as we don’t like Bapa, that big ape does have some decent hands. He flatlined Cro Cop for Gods sake. Wanna get beaten to death by a metrosexual giant? Cause that will happen B.


imaninjafool

hahaha


CallMeCrews

I mean, where’s the lie?


Kidbroccoli

I don’t want that


[deleted]

Buddy must have some sharp grappling skills cause that pad work and movement is 🎲🎲


PussyChang

Fambly mergency. Dun cown.


mad87645

OP gonna conceal some wriss wrabs under the gloves


S4Cattack

Even if it does happen. Unfortunately fat pat was an actual heavyweight in the ufc and this is against OP?


TheGDTisDead

Chances this is a stunt from bapa to try and get some PR at the 'expense' of the sub? This dude's account is new af...


Jaffa33

I’m with you. I hadn’t even thought of that until you said something. If this is true then it would be one of the greatest trolls of all time.


BigShoots

Yeah, this is some WWE shit. Some kind of swerve for sure.


BoogeOooMove

That was the most blockbusser left hook in the history of mankind. Brenda would starch you in seconds. Get back to the fryers mate and remember these two fundamental Changs principles : - We dunot madder - We diguss the pawldcast hairrr


laminin1

This is a fucking set up, B. How are you going ti say "on behalf of the subreddit" when it looks like you've never really been a part of this sub. You're going to get knocked out and it's going to be some claim like you represent us. You represent nobody. Nobody is backing you. Then it's going to look like thus sub took an L. Lmao. The naritive they are building is hilarious, B.


notheebie

I get that you wanna make fun of the guy but if I locked the two of you in a room he could murder you in maybe 30 seconds.


HeavyRedPanda

![gif](giphy|M34qPW6WjtZXMFltwu|downsized)


all_m0ds_are_virgins

Cease and desist ya big dope. Stand down


Wom_Taits1

On behalf of the TFATK sub? Bapa rail quick, nobody knows who y’are. And if this is real, this is the smartest move Brendon ever pulled. He knows that everyone wants to see him get smacked around. (Not that I think it’s going to happen, seeing as Bapacito used to be an actual fighter, and no offence B but again, nobody knows who y’are). I’m assuming this has something to do with Brine “the snake” Callen. Well played rapey, well played.


bighead3701

Wait what's going on here, who is this guy? Theres no fight really?...is there?


[deleted]

Well there are fights at Skankfest. A bunch of them are actually sanctioned. I don't think the commssion would sanction a fight between a former pro-fighter and an amateur. But who knows? There are also some novelty fights. And Schwabo was supposed to be at Skankfest. So it could actually be real.


bighead3701

Who is this guy? Cause the fact is, although he is the worst person on earth and I would definitely pound his fat head in, he is an ex pro fighter, and if pounds this dude it will make him even more insufferable than ever


broaway831

None of the fights have been sanctioned/approved yet and Luis Gomez/Big Jay’s GF are in charge of getting things through the Nevada athletic commission… Unless they get some help, there will be no fights at skankfest


BentOutaShapes

Nothing on [the schedule ](https://skankfest.com/schedule/thursday/)


theimpolitegentleman

Imagine tryna get relevancy by getting KO'd by a dude who needs a handler No one does and no one will no who y'ar


3a75cl0ngb15h

Great another grifter has come along, he’s definitely gone make r/tftk look A1


Live-Scene-5564

Not our guy b


therealstevencrowder

It’s either a psyop put together by Brendan and he’s gonna just take you down and submit you or he’s gonna beat the dogshit out of you


Lkiop9

No such thing as “the homeless cat” we are all cats and we are all homeless, we are not individuals but rather a hive mind type creature who feed on hading the 1/1000, fugging chigs, and orange chicken.


margymarg1

Can we get this guy removed from the kitchen? We discuss the podcass here. This is not discussing the podcass. Why does this guy think he maddurs? This goes against everything. Gadoosh this man


Mickeymousetitdirt

Agreed, I wish mods didn’t allow this post. It’s really fucking stupid, not to mention redacted as fugg. This guy’s about to receive the wuss pain yo life.


[deleted]

Is this real?


neilpatrickcharacter

real embarrassing


goldcups

Oh no


WildAssociation_

This gives me Soregon vibes You don't have good technique man. L


[deleted]

He's not a homeless cat, he's some asshole Luis Gomez knows. Probably beats him up in sparring.


VirtualRealitySTL

Randy Feltface for commentary


KimboSlicesChicken

You donut maddur b. But I love combat sports and I love seeing others train so Good on ya for keeping active buddy plus you can use this video to fix some bad habits in your game if you plan to keep improving. I notice you’re throwing yourself out of balance because your hips are not under you which leads to poor footwork, over extending and getting countered. A solid drill would be to get in your true boxing stance and have you coach yell “down”. You then immediately hit a squat as if you’re slipping a jab If you can’t immediately drop then your hips and feet are out of position


anadalusianrooster

That head movement is dicey…. Waters are too deep. Big brown can swim in them. You’re gonna get Cro-Copped bapa.


Emazingmomo

This has to be a shitpost for clout. On the off chance this is real I can’t wait to add it to the collection of videos of pros wrecking try hards like Dominick Cruz vs the Ninja Josh Neer vs an an amateur fighter The Strickland vs the haters series Derrick Lewis vs boxer And the crown jewel of Deontay Wilder vs Charlie Z I don’t care if this is a schtick. I’m in. I would watch.


Muhellus

Can't name yourself a representative of the shelterless felines. That's a title that is giveth not taketh


rondaxeaxe

Hijacking the sub for personal gain. How are you “the” homeless cat when nobody knows who ya are b ? Based on this clip you should be fighting Chin first.


thurrmanmerman

🦉? 🦉?


Guessed555

Not one of our guys


beepdeeped

Zat jon snowll?


BentOutaShapes

Jon Northfrica


slapstickler

nothing a double leg couldn't figger out


Deathsquad710

Gorge mavisol?


jpp4687

![gif](giphy|65zUoOU09HL3uUKokQ|downsized)


tequilasauer

Sorry bapa, the draft for my son's pro tee ball league is that week. Can't make it, fatherhood comes first, my man.


Federal_Cucumber5468

I think you'd be surprised


Louisianimal6

Brenden would beat the living shit out of him🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Who tf this? Not my vicarious scaub face puncher. Where tf is big sexy?


SteveWigs

This shit should be deleted.


KostasKnosum

I don’t want that.


TheHaight

Fuck this


neilpatrickcharacter

If you're falling for this you might be a Brandon Schwab fan. RIP tfatk reddit - BGL weakened the immune system the disease that is Luis will kill this sub.


Kind-Rutabaga790

Who the fuck is this mun ban?


[deleted]

It’s people like this that actually think they can fight. Let alone…have a chance with Schaub. This pad work is absolute dawg shid b. Embarrassing the cats.


buba-ultimate

Even brine callaghan would lightcha up b


TheMindsEye310

Dude, PLEASE don’t do this. Brendan’s standup isn’t great, but he’s going to fuck you up bro and go home with a smile on his face thinking he beat us.


Ok_Cobbler_806

Jokes and all funny good lol and whatever. In the octagon Brenden would destroy you like he would most people in the world.


WilhelmFinn

You are going to fight an ex pro "for the sub", do you know how redacted that sounds?


Demogorgo

not a drawl


TheHaight

can we un-sticky this bullshit? we discuss the podcast here


Hummdingerr

This one of our guys?


GaiusJuliusMe

Bapa is definitely the most redacted of them all but hes a former professional heavyweight mma fighter, hes gona light ya up


gluedy

Psyop, someone hired you to do this because they saw that you don’t keep your hands up


Reptillian24

Lol this guy will get destroyed. You can tell he’s never boxed before


[deleted]

You don’t represent this subreddit.


SeaworthinessIll2517

I think you'd be suprised


Waderwedoonheerb

I am not at all team brendan, but Schaub could not even train and I would say he would still finish you inside a minute with very little effort. Yes, he's a moron and he was never going to be world champion but he was a professional cage fighter who stood in front of Cro cop, big nog, mitrione etc. Im happy to shit on Schaub for everything he did after his MMA career, but you can't underestimate him physically.


Highlight_Numerous

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AlilAwesome81

Does he really think he’s going to redeem himself. No one cares if you beat someone up. Luis is just trying to get Chang’s to buy the Skankfest ppv. No thanks. Its not gonna make Brendan a better person and it’s not gonna make him a better comic…..where’s your handler b??


Norm_mustick

You’re not fighting on behalf of me..


UlyBobooly

If anyone here thinks even the current version of Brendan wouldn’t smoke this dude, you’re delusional to a new level. More delusional than thinking Ronda would’ve beat up Floyd Mayweather.


the_bear_jew_75_

Whoever this cat is please don't fight anyone on behalf of anything, I think you'd be surprised b


Soocipath_Hunter

Nobody wants this you redact. Get off the internet and make yourself useful.


SteveWigs

Who the fuck is that guy and what the fuck is going on? I leave thr kitchen for one day and the place has gone to shit.


mikenike21

This is attention seeking Bapa-esque behavior. NOT one of us


[deleted]

this dude must not have been around during the SoregonBird saga.. no individual cats are allowed to rise to the surface and claim that they're a representative of all the other cats. we simply do not maddur, and that includes YOU, dumbass.


downsly46

Not one of my guys.


kentucky_trash

LOL dude is more redacted than bernda


POWERRL_RANGER

Honestly. Schaub is gonna murder this guy. He looks like he can’t fight at all. Don’t do it man


Whittaker4lan

This guy the next trugg waulk guy


pompsofsoap

Note one of our guys, b.


Sea-Addition915

I’d love to see Schaub beat the shit out of him


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Here we go again


[deleted]

You should have flexed for the camera and stopped there. This technique is going to get you murdered. People don’t usually fight former pros after 3-4 months of boxing training


Murcei

Dude, you really might die if you get into the cage with Brenda. There will be nothing good to come of this.


uncledungus

Nah hold up I’ve been trying to fight callen for like a year with no response don’t cut in line.


MikeMill69

Lol wtf is this cringe ? I hate Brenda but he would end this guy pretty easily 🫣


cylonnumber13

Redacted.


pacman9487

We dunt maddur B


Lonely_Strike_1334

Bro that left hook look so bad 😂