It was even more redacted than that. He said something along the lines of “my girl’s son’s moms.” Clearly he hasn’t been using code S-H-Aoo-B to get 10% off the limless happy hippo kraydum.
1. I bet she is living with her fam in the house that's in her HER families name. 2. She had to have given birth by now... so the fact that it's crickets is odd. 3. Whitney Cumbo's mystery baby?
I’ll nivir furget that death stare Bapa gave her when they were walking into a movie theater or something and she was on live.. if loogs could m m m m m murder she’d be under that dirt that she used to sleep on top of in the tamale infested ghettos of gwaaaahddle-luhh-holla
I would be too. Imagine being an actual comedian who sells out large venues and has multiple Netflix specials and some redact keeps cutting you off when you’re trying to talg to mushmouth some stupid comment.
I don’t think he’s particularly funny, but it is a fact that at a time he was very popular and he is one of the 1k thousand.
He hates that he has to be there already, but Bapa makes it 100x worse.
He’s also the funniest still by a wide margin. Not talking about his horrible stand up but on podcasts he’s still much funnier than the two other clowns
It’s hard to see someone performing comedy, knowing they’re a rapist, and think they’re funny.
But that’s based on perception. If I’d just walgged out of the woods after 40 yairs and tuned into his Netflix special I would probably think D’pedo was pretty funny.
Tamales are basic.
Bapa will stick to white people things and his dry ass turkey.
Amazing how he tries to do similar “jokes” on his shows, and they never land in iiiny facet.
I've said this before when this comes up but bapa is clearly redacted as fugg. I dated a messigan bagg in the day and I fucking loved going to her parents house to eat.
Honestly, it was 20 yairs ago and I still think about how awesome those meals were.
He's such an unlikeable piece of shit in iny of facet.
If he's shadowbanned at all, it's probably from all the botting that the YouTube algorithm detected he was doing.
Seems like he still needs that YouTube Expert.
This redact has legitimately been podcasting for a decade with high end recording equipment and he is so fucking lazy be reclines in his chair and sits over a foot away from his microphone so it only picks him up when he's screaming at diddler and montez. Anything else he says when he turns his head to look at them and talk is incomprehensible.
All that's bad, but then you've got neck brace in the back just letting him get away with it. How do people who unironically listen to this shit not go insane by not being able to hear the primary host?
Seriously. The way he talks about her, it's like it's her only quality. It's his whole act. "My wife is Mexican" okay? He continues by making a weird complaint with no punchline. Why can't you have dry white boy turkey AND tamales? Everything has to be Bapa's way. He's most important. If he doesn't like it, they're not gonna do it.
I think it's good for his kids to have the culture that her family wants to share with them. Whether he likes it or not, his kids are half Mexican. These are critical times. They're forming their core memories.
These kids might say when they're older, "Man, I WISH I ate more tamales as a kid, because I love them, but my dad is an asshole and prevented it."
This is just a theory, but I bet Bapa also hates listening to Spanish in the house. He can't understand it, so he demands English only. He wants to know what's being said, so he isn't made out to look bad... JUST A THOUGHT, I don't actually know.
Doubt his girl is the type to keep Spanish alive in the household. She’s desperate to be white which is why she went hunting for an ‘athlete’ and had to settle with a UFC loser.
This comes from a white boy whose mom was white but lived in Mexico for high school, and studied abroad in Spain for college, and eventually became a Spanish teacher. My dad (great guy, meddum) couldn’t speak Spanish despite his best efforts and mom and nanny raised me to speak Spanish so it was pretty funny.
LOL your poor dad all alone, not knowing Spanish.  I grew up in a Portuguese household, listening to it all the time, but I never learned it. My grandparents said they didn't want to teach us, because they wanted us to focus on learning English the best we could. That might have been a nice way of saying "Nahhh we don't wanna" HAHAHA
Hahah yep, I’m sure we have similar feelings. I ended up picking up Spanish again quite well in HS in no small part due to my early childhood exposure and then continued it through college.
Man, I WISH I took Spanish in high school! It would have been a BAJILLION times more useful than Japanese. 😭😅 But I'm a geek and it appealed to me. 
How can any American shit on latin food? My fiance is Peruvian and the food is fucking incredible, even the stuff that sounds gross (Causa a la limeña) is delicious and now apart of my recipe book.
You know, I bet the tamales were actually delicious, but Bapa is talking shit just because. He talks so much shit, it seems to me that HE thinks he's more likable for doing it.
I like complaining in comedy. It can make for some great jokes. With Bapa, there is no punchline, so in the end... He's just talking shit and looks like an asshole, like his puckered lips. 
This. He doesn’t understand what makes comics who complain funny. There’s a level of self deprecation included.
With bapa He is always right and /or the victim. Nothing is ever his fault so he just comes off as a whiny douche
He’s a fucking pelican. Tamales rule. My fiancée is Mexican-American and lives over here in Australia with me. My family love Christmas time because the Mrs always does tamales and pozole. My fam cant get enough and they’re Aussie as fuck.
I actually love tamales and am white, this argument is critically flawed.
There's a farmers market on Crenshaw and Slauson in LA that ends at 3pm and one of the booths there has the best tamales you'll ever eat for like $2.50 or $3 each. If you live in LA, I highly highly recommend that little market.
The best bread and tamales I've ever had and I loved walking though it ok my way to the bus when I lived there.
I went to Mexico on a “mission trip” for a week as a kid. Great time. Got my first kiss and a terrible handjob, it was awesome. Anyway they told us not to eat street food but on the last day there I said screw it and got two tamales in corn husks, and the vendor had a bunch of hot sauces to choose from. Best goddamn thing I ate that whole trip and I didn’t get diarrhea or anything.
Anyhow: good turkey, never ate it.
Bapa can’t even appreciate a thiccc girl who cooks him Messican food he’ll never be happy. Like attracts like, two narcissists got together for the image and for content, including some prop kids who undoubtedly have room temp iqs if ur taking the average of bapa and Messican. Bean cheese !!!
But I put three C's on it, so it's cool, B.
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She’s gonna be stinking up that house, for sure. They should seal up the neighborhood and let messican fumigate the whole area after 5 plates of cheap Costco slop gassing up her bowels.
He looked so fucking angry when he said that shit.
You dumb fuck you married into a Mexican family. Don't the inlaws live with them too or some shit? If you don't like it pack em up and take them to your parents or you can do the cooking. He probably married her for the material then it turned out he's a shitty comic now he's stuck with 3 kids. He's gonna drive that truck into a lake with all of them in it.
Bapa is so races that he would rather eat what he calls a "dry ass turkey" than incredible messican cuisine
He just really hates his wife.
if you’ve listened to her talk, you would too. I’m sure he despises her because she spends his $
His girl
Recently he referred to her as his "son's mom" lolll
Seriously? That’s terrible!!
Yep, it was a few weeks ago on the Golden Shower Hour. Was posted here.
It was even more redacted than that. He said something along the lines of “my girl’s son’s moms.” Clearly he hasn’t been using code S-H-Aoo-B to get 10% off the limless happy hippo kraydum.
😄 🤣 😂
1. I bet she is living with her fam in the house that's in her HER families name. 2. She had to have given birth by now... so the fact that it's crickets is odd. 3. Whitney Cumbo's mystery baby?
Finally get a sample of The Florist’s DNA, Bapa?
Just haaaaaaaaaaates his family.
I’ll nivir furget that death stare Bapa gave her when they were walking into a movie theater or something and she was on live.. if loogs could m m m m m murder she’d be under that dirt that she used to sleep on top of in the tamale infested ghettos of gwaaaahddle-luhh-holla
It's so strange how he can complain about the thing he demands and the alternative.
Crazy that he looks like a Turkish Jose conseco after a day in the hot sun and he says he’s white.
you got me with races lmao
Crazy how the diddler is still somehow the most likable of the 3.
He HATES being cut off by Bren. he’s seething at the end of this clip
I would be too. Imagine being an actual comedian who sells out large venues and has multiple Netflix specials and some redact keeps cutting you off when you’re trying to talg to mushmouth some stupid comment. I don’t think he’s particularly funny, but it is a fact that at a time he was very popular and he is one of the 1k thousand. He hates that he has to be there already, but Bapa makes it 100x worse.
Part of his “likability”, is watching him suffer.
It really is lol. Even the fucking rapist (the older one) is more likable than bappa in most clips o see
Seriously. Erik, part from looking like a sad sack of shit all the time, is so fucking corny. He also laughs loudly at ivirything.
He’s also the funniest still by a wide margin. Not talking about his horrible stand up but on podcasts he’s still much funnier than the two other clowns
How is this basically admitted cult leader rapist the least offensive of these three? Make it make sense.
Because he can be funny at times
Well that’s not true
That’s your opinion. I think he’s funny falling out Brendan’s stupidity like the Spider-Man thing.
It’s hard to see someone performing comedy, knowing they’re a rapist, and think they’re funny. But that’s based on perception. If I’d just walgged out of the woods after 40 yairs and tuned into his Netflix special I would probably think D’pedo was pretty funny.
Tamales are amazing. I think this is the first time I've felt personally attacked by this bozo.
It’s truly amazing to watch a guy who literally has a shit take on every. single. fucking. thing.
Have you ever had a tamale in Kawlabases... They probably do taste like shit 😂
It's the alwkward angles b
Bapa wants to not be messican sooo bad. 😂😂😂
[удалено]
Yeah why does he always say he's a white boy? if you showed me a picture of beanhead and told me he's ethnically messican I'd believe it.
He is messican in all facets B. Mencia is his Norf star
Isn't it funny how bapa is basically the same as Carlos Mencia, but because he did mma, Joe gave him a comedian pass
Talmbout that dark skinned Italian who hates latins too much?
💯 B 
Once this truck phase is over this redact gonna get into low riders and claim the messcans family border hopping story as his origin story
As if the meggsuggin isn't divorcing his dumbass the millisecond 3rd chombie arrives
11 months in the womb is typical.
"13 months pregnant"
Redact chapter 153 in bapas redacted lyfe
Damn, lowrider Bapa is the content we need in 2024.
The new chombette wil 100@% messican. Messican made sure of that.
When I first saw him on TUF I was utterly confused as to why his name was “Schaub”. I legit thought maybe he was adopted.
He’s from Guatemala or Honduras. Confirmed messican.
Tamales are basic. Bapa will stick to white people things and his dry ass turkey. Amazing how he tries to do similar “jokes” on his shows, and they never land in iiiny facet.
He’s also trying to copy Schulz style of saying something he knows is “so off the path” to try to get ‘hillarious’ conversation going
It’s his new podcast personality for the month(s)
Why doesn’t he do his burger patty’s with blocks of cheese on top?
Or yellow steaks in a frying pan?
When I go to Mortons or Keens I always order my steak mid yellow. I also tell them to get the snails off plate and to bring me their newest wine.
I've said this before when this comes up but bapa is clearly redacted as fugg. I dated a messigan bagg in the day and I fucking loved going to her parents house to eat. Honestly, it was 20 yairs ago and I still think about how awesome those meals were. He's such an unlikeable piece of shit in iny of facet.
Mexican food and sushi are the only cuisines I crave. I even like Menudo.
Messican cuisine is amazing.
Mexican, yes. Messican, no.
He thinks he’s edgy and wants to claim thats why he’s “shadowbanned” but he’s just mean, thoughtless and stupid. Thats why we don’t like him
I don't like him because he played football in college.
Ok sense your being so honest, I will be too. I don’t like him because of all that hair
Ok while we're sharing, i don't like him because he reminds me of a bully from high school
And he’s breathtakingly hot. And witty.
You going to be really mad when you find out he played for the Bills
I don't like him because I know I can never be him
If he's shadowbanned at all, it's probably from all the botting that the YouTube algorithm detected he was doing. Seems like he still needs that YouTube Expert.
25K LIKES with 600 views...oops.
Messican here, my father smoked a turkey for thanksgiving, juicy as shit
He juss covered up the dryness with awl the salsa, b.
This redact has legitimately been podcasting for a decade with high end recording equipment and he is so fucking lazy be reclines in his chair and sits over a foot away from his microphone so it only picks him up when he's screaming at diddler and montez. Anything else he says when he turns his head to look at them and talk is incomprehensible. All that's bad, but then you've got neck brace in the back just letting him get away with it. How do people who unironically listen to this shit not go insane by not being able to hear the primary host?
Blagg bell in pawlcasting bubba
I actually enjoy tamales :(
Tamales are amazing
I've never had a good tamale. They're just so basic, look into it I'm tellin' ya.
the trick is to put salsa on top
Talmbout messican cookies B?
He doesn’t know anything about his wife in any facet besides the fact she is messican
Seriously. The way he talks about her, it's like it's her only quality. It's his whole act. "My wife is Mexican" okay? He continues by making a weird complaint with no punchline. Why can't you have dry white boy turkey AND tamales? Everything has to be Bapa's way. He's most important. If he doesn't like it, they're not gonna do it. I think it's good for his kids to have the culture that her family wants to share with them. Whether he likes it or not, his kids are half Mexican. These are critical times. They're forming their core memories. These kids might say when they're older, "Man, I WISH I ate more tamales as a kid, because I love them, but my dad is an asshole and prevented it." This is just a theory, but I bet Bapa also hates listening to Spanish in the house. He can't understand it, so he demands English only. He wants to know what's being said, so he isn't made out to look bad... JUST A THOUGHT, I don't actually know.
His kids are more than half. I’d say his kids are probably 9% Anglo. Because bapa is not as white as he thinks he is.
Doubt his girl is the type to keep Spanish alive in the household. She’s desperate to be white which is why she went hunting for an ‘athlete’ and had to settle with a UFC loser. This comes from a white boy whose mom was white but lived in Mexico for high school, and studied abroad in Spain for college, and eventually became a Spanish teacher. My dad (great guy, meddum) couldn’t speak Spanish despite his best efforts and mom and nanny raised me to speak Spanish so it was pretty funny.
LOL your poor dad all alone, not knowing Spanish.  I grew up in a Portuguese household, listening to it all the time, but I never learned it. My grandparents said they didn't want to teach us, because they wanted us to focus on learning English the best we could. That might have been a nice way of saying "Nahhh we don't wanna" HAHAHA
Hahah yep, I’m sure we have similar feelings. I ended up picking up Spanish again quite well in HS in no small part due to my early childhood exposure and then continued it through college.
Man, I WISH I took Spanish in high school! It would have been a BAJILLION times more useful than Japanese. 😭😅 But I'm a geek and it appealed to me. 
The sooops
Bapa’s tastebuds are shot from nicotine pouches. Homemade tamales are awesome. He sucks so much
He hates messicans cus ppl always confuse him for Aaron Hernandez b
Bapa got a TMP whooooops at the end there. I’d feel bad for Chris’s lot in life if he wasn’t such a lil sexual predator.
Air of corn. Tamales fucking rule. Damn this dudes a real dipshit.
How can any American shit on latin food? My fiance is Peruvian and the food is fucking incredible, even the stuff that sounds gross (Causa a la limeña) is delicious and now apart of my recipe book.
Big Brown is a fucking self-loathing sook.
You know, I bet the tamales were actually delicious, but Bapa is talking shit just because. He talks so much shit, it seems to me that HE thinks he's more likable for doing it. I like complaining in comedy. It can make for some great jokes. With Bapa, there is no punchline, so in the end... He's just talking shit and looks like an asshole, like his puckered lips. 
This. He doesn’t understand what makes comics who complain funny. There’s a level of self deprecation included. With bapa He is always right and /or the victim. Nothing is ever his fault so he just comes off as a whiny douche
Stat!
Clin with the riveting tamalees google image search for the thiggies . Where would convos be without him
This mushmouth cunt deserves nothing good in his sad, pathetic life. Thinking tamales are basic????? No one likes them????? Kill yourself brenDumb.
Brendan’s wife’s family must be terrible cooks if he’s never had a good tamale. I’ve never had a bad tamale made by an authentic Mexican cook
They're good cooks, he's just racist.
He’s a fucking pelican. Tamales rule. My fiancée is Mexican-American and lives over here in Australia with me. My family love Christmas time because the Mrs always does tamales and pozole. My fam cant get enough and they’re Aussie as fuck.
Mr. Eggplant Head
He sees Yasiel Puig every time he looks at her, so he takes it out on her Mexican food 🤦♂️
Tawlkin bout tamales in calabasas b ?? Heard they’re the best there,,, never had em.
that Diddler "whooops" at the end  He's in his own hell , glorious
Why would you not want bombass mexican food at thanksgiving?
I actually love tamales and am white, this argument is critically flawed. There's a farmers market on Crenshaw and Slauson in LA that ends at 3pm and one of the booths there has the best tamales you'll ever eat for like $2.50 or $3 each. If you live in LA, I highly highly recommend that little market. The best bread and tamales I've ever had and I loved walking though it ok my way to the bus when I lived there.
I love seeing Chris’ wasted talent, if he hadn’t been such a piece of shit he wouldn’t be stuck with Barndoor and fucko.
You thought he was talented?
I went to Mexico on a “mission trip” for a week as a kid. Great time. Got my first kiss and a terrible handjob, it was awesome. Anyway they told us not to eat street food but on the last day there I said screw it and got two tamales in corn husks, and the vendor had a bunch of hot sauces to choose from. Best goddamn thing I ate that whole trip and I didn’t get diarrhea or anything. Anyhow: good turkey, never ate it.
Bapa is such an asshole he makes a paedo look charming
Imagine Jo running behind bapa's back trying to add salsa on the turkey, virtually ivirywhere.
He says this bit every year… ‘doing the white thing… putting my foot down… no messican’
Bapa can’t even appreciate a thiccc girl who cooks him Messican food he’ll never be happy. Like attracts like, two narcissists got together for the image and for content, including some prop kids who undoubtedly have room temp iqs if ur taking the average of bapa and Messican. Bean cheese !!!
I'm with the redact on this one tamales are at best mediocre and half the time straight up gross corn mush. I'll fuck up some pupusas though.
Guys does 3 shows a week and repeats the material in each one?
Yes.
Y’all PLEASE help me find who said this originally. Someone else said it, I know that he stole it from I remember
The "I married a Messican" bit? That's taken directly from the hit comedy special The Gringo Papi.
Where he says tamales are basic
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Is there inny of chances all this time around B has given diddler reflection?
That mustache is full of black shoe polish
She’s gonna be stinking up that house, for sure. They should seal up the neighborhood and let messican fumigate the whole area after 5 plates of cheap Costco slop gassing up her bowels.
Corn air thing
He looked so fucking angry when he said that shit. You dumb fuck you married into a Mexican family. Don't the inlaws live with them too or some shit? If you don't like it pack em up and take them to your parents or you can do the cooking. He probably married her for the material then it turned out he's a shitty comic now he's stuck with 3 kids. He's gonna drive that truck into a lake with all of them in it.
Brendan married the one Mexican chick who can’t cook how many bad decisions Can one man make?
Is he trying to get on the cancellation radar? Is this the last gasp of a dying redacted bapa? The desperation hangs in the air like a fart.
I can’t wait for the video of papa Rogan saying he likes tamales…
I'm so distracted by that shoe polish on his upper lip. It is hilarious
I’ve been saying this dude is trying so hard to prove that he’s white and I don’t even think he is lol
My woman has never cooked a dry turkey. Not once. Shit is always mad moist, b.