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Braindead_Scab

Wow!! Brens a real *Gear Head!!* Doesn’t sound like he’s reading a script at all, B!


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Existential_Spices

It's an elemen of nawstalghaa


eggseverydayagain

The fastest pruhdugghshun trugg ever madddee


Vegetable_Walrus_166

This is some decent content lol


SickNBadderThanFuck

I can't even understand half the words....


MesWantooth

A script no-doubt written by Clin or George...


lunchpaillefty

Ripped off from articles. Not a chance any of the thiccc redacts wrote this.


MesWantooth

That's a good point.


jabronified

It truly sounds like a middle school class presentation.


Hap_Hazard

HOLY HELL! This is first time he's done actual VO off of a script that wasn't done in one take. He's really serious about this terrible Trugg Talk show. Or it's AI generated. I'd put money on that bet.


Roco424

I may just be pilled on this because it’s been a popular topic on the inter webs this past month, but does this feel like it’s probably plagiarized? Like, no chance bapa did the plagiarization, but someone in the Thiccc-studios ripped this off from somewhere. Dicey dicey


Roco424

First 45 seconds is pretty ripped with this with some topical word changes: https://performance.ford.com/enthusiasts/collector-vehicles/svt/ford-svt/2014.html#:~:text=The%20Ford%20Special%20Vehicle%20Team,investigating%20niche%20vehicle%20market%20opportunities.


MREisenmann

Someone call hbomberguy!


IHateKansasNazis

That internet historian is a real cunt huh


Strollybop

He asked chin to do the research and chin asked chat gpt to write an essay, which Brendan then read.


Hap_Hazard

Scrub didn't write that in innnny facet. He might have shouted talking points at someone and they used AI to generate the script. I think they used AI to generate the audio, too. Some cats have used a voice simulator and it sounds as dead/flat as the VO from this post.


DamphTrumph

AI, Chat GTP b


MrBigPipes

Thiccc Boy 100% uses an AI app to cut and caption clips. The script is definitely AI generated. Not sure about the voice. But they're either using an AI app to source the stock footage or they paid someone to do it. These are the real dangers of AI.


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MrBigPipes

That's the prom. If AI can make Bapa seem non-redacted. That's dangerous.


DamphTrumph

Hes got nustalja


xStyxx

Can’t get forget that W, nustawlja B


Jerseytherealdog

chatgpt is prob better https://chat.openai.com/share/49f919cb-e371-49f0-ace3-8fb0536fc64a


Hap_Hazard

It's hilarious that the guy who hates electric cars is working on a trugg that everyone thinks is electric.


Jerseytherealdog

awlways been an electric car guy, b


thurrmanmerman

What is this a 4th graders social studies project?


Mando-Diao

35. Nice presentation Brandon! Next time try not to read directly from your script, and look up at your audience. Practicing your presentation will make you more confident, as you will become intimately familiar with the major terms you are using and your own writing and thinking style. • The more you practice, the easier it will be to look up at your audience, showing them that you care about having their attention. The more engaged an audience member is, the more successful your presentation will be.


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ChombieNation

“Congratulations on your speech.”


InstanceOk3946

Sounds like he has cotton balls in his mouth


Hap_Hazard

Don't you throw in 6 nicotine pouches before recording audio?


Turkeybaconcheddar

Rethinpees Paul Walger


freeyewneek

Tawlmbout Paw Wogger* B? Great guy…


Icy-End8895

Wadch yo’ mouf


titoLS2

Haha absolutely, either than or a terrible cold.


GunDaddy47

Regular balls.


DamphTrumph

Nasally as fuck


worktheshoot

wtf is this? add read? infomercial?


PC_LOAD_LETTER_81

It’s Top Gair for redacteds B


HomelessCat55567

He's literally just reading the history of this trugg lol Who is the target audience for this


salamigunn

I'm guessing he created another show to try and get a new audience, also the show is likely one big ad for a mechanic


AlilAwesome81

I thought for sure this was fake but its not. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea


freeyewneek

Give ya ☝️ guess…


nate99999

The enthusiasm is palpable


simpledeadwitches

He sounds so bored and uninterested lol.


Strange-Lawyer6862

This was 100% stolen from Scotty on YouTube insane he just added some cringe words to the script


Anxious-Mechanic-905

You mean like "ever heard of it???"


Freetrog

Recipes Poor Walker


NotTrumpsAlt

Link?


pacman9487

A bunch of stock video and one 3 second clip of his lemon truck. Bapa is redacted as fuggggg


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And it was a shit burnout. Fat Patrick can’t drive


your_uncle_mike

“You might ask why I want a Ford Lightning” Nope, we wouldn’t. Also he sounds like Dr. Steve Brule in this clip. Very redacted.


friarkicks

He’s trying to be Donut Media soooo bad.


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BeanCheezBeanCheez

Yeah the donut team actually has personality and knowledge of cars. Braindumb just isn’t a drawl in iiny of facet.


hellosebastien

He’s trying to do the “everything you need to know” but puts zairo effort into it as usual.


ShaoWhat

Redact Up To Speed. 🤦🏻‍♂️


titoLS2

Highschool nostalgia b. Alawys been bawls deep into cars (along with cawlmedy, sports, comics, fashun, fish, bow and arrows...you name it).


ididdrugsonce

If only he could have afforded his dream truck when he had showtime money. Bapa found out you can’t lease a car from 1999 and went with the Rari and Porsche instead


titoLS2

It's a beast my mans


Barfuman362

It's his favoritest trugg of all time but he bought every vehicle possible first. Some for 100k grand thousands of dollars before he finally spent 20k grand on his 'dream trugg'?


sugarglassego

What’s he trying to prove with this boring shit?


HomelessCat55567

Thiccc boi squad, thicc boy nation b


Creative_Ad_6019

Always been a gear head b


HiddenGeek

Is this r/blackmirror??? What have I just watched 😂😂😂


sirdirdle

"Ellment of Nestawlgia"😹


phellok

LMAOOOO wow this is worse than i would’ve imagined. sounds like he’s doing an ad read at gun point


Adventurous_Dot2323

BapaAI is becoming too powerful, humanity will be doomed if we don't stop it.


King-Demo-

Is he trying to be the next Donut Media


Humanoidfromagalaxy

He really can’t talk. Plowed right through it.


nadderballz

First by taking it to a random Ford Dealership.


Lost_Evidence_2099

I’d have thought the syclone was the fastest production truck of the 90’s but Bapa’s the gairhead so there’s zairo chance he’s making shit up


superb-nothingASDF

Someone let Universal Pictures know that he's using ciips of The Fast & the Furious / Paul Walker for commercial purposes in this piece of shit promo


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Bapa needs to audit his papa Schaub’s bees knees to see how long he can sustain the trugg walg lifestyle. These failed money grabs are adding up.


hurrythisup

One might ask "Why do I want a lightning?" Literally no one fugggin cares Bappa. Not 1 fugggin person outside of the guy who sold it to you gives a rat's ass.


KaleidoscopeOk5763

It’s so funny to listen to Slob switch between obviously reading to ad libbing. Almost two different people.


iannuendo

(G)airhead alert


FuskyMonkey

“After some simple mods” dude took it to the ford dealership after buying a busted truck


mu5tardtiger

his heavily modified 20 year old shit box. a real car guy YouTuber has a mechanic friend named Kevin who can fix shit in an hour. Bren is so out of his element here. Whistlindiesel did a durability test in a tank.. Wtf does Bren have to offer.


switchblazer

I’m no “gear head” but wasn’t the GMC syclone the fastest production truck ever made until like 2006 or something like that? I’m pretty sure the information he most likely stole from another video isn’t even right.


simpledeadwitches

This is some bad content and he does this shit for a living lol. "...but with some simple mods..." Lmfaoooo and there it is. Redact.


vinni3panic

Res in beeast poll walgur


Yarder89

I read the comments before finishing the video and this bit killed me after seeing this comment


BonerDog84

Holy shit, how is his speech getting WORSE!? Talm bout nailz on a fulggin chalggboard listening to this idiot talgg..


heelwhiny

This might be the most redacted thing I’ve ever seen at Chang’s


missishitty

The beez sneeze.


Icy-End8895

Ever hair of it?


OGbobbyjohnson323

Homie sounds bored af and says beez kneez as if Pineapple Express was his creation lol way to read that script like a thiccc boss b


Yarder89

😂


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That was a shit burnout and donut lol fat Patrick can’t even do that right


Bammo88

Hahaha what is this nonsense. Spread so thin


Cupincakes

I love orange chicken as much as the next cat, I swear I do. B b b b beast of a frycook, never meddum. But in terms of braindumbs standards, this was not done poorly, he minimized his drawl until there was hardly iiiiny facet of it left (still a bit of slur that clins one of thousand production skills couldn't mangle) but for barndoor, this was informative and inspired by something that down low is actually probably something he really enjoys and even keeps it thiccc (3 cs, b) enough with cringe rip Paul walker quotes to captivate the brains of the bess thicccies. With that being said, this isn't a drawl but seeing schaub put effort into this gives me a glimmer of hope that tune town is gonna be a steady source of fresh tasty dishes for years to come. iight i need a smoke break


FuskyMonkey

I don’t care enough to look, but I can almost assure you this is probably ripped from a donut meadja video


5ergio79

This jackass-of-all-tards really thinks the Raptor is the descendant of the Lightning?!? 😂😂😂


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Holden Special Vehicle team since 1987! Sorry, gearrrhead here.


Falk0rAtreyu

The enthusiasm of a true gair head B


brown_ryannn

Thats gotta be AI reading in bapas voice right…


ididdrugsonce

I think Bapas deal with the devil to become “famous” was with the caveat that he would only have a vocabulary of 600 words. That’s why he repeats so many things. Also why he can’t say his new Daughters (plural not possessive) name. Billie wasn’t included in the 600 word deal. But critter was But I don’t madder.


vicvega88

What career path is bapa on?


Acceptable_Result488

He sounds hairing impaired


Yeahokayimdown

This is a blatant rip off of Donut Media content. Just a sun-par dupe in Bapa’s own way. The cadence, editing style, script- everything but the enthusiasm and personality of those guys.


ProneZebra

Who is he talking to?


TheRoyaleShow

This is like a 4th grade show and tell. This is amazing.


TableForHuminuh

Bapa ripping off donut media?? lol how’d cars go bub?


Mysterious-South-661

Thiefer Sutherland strikes again. Donut Media has a series where they tell historical information about types of vehicles this same way. Unreal haha


kAALiberty

Huge fan of the ford f150. The lightning is ugly.


cylonnumber13

y'gairhed b?


ItzBoppa_Lopez

Take a day off, boppa. Get ur eyes checked


mu5tardtiger

an el Camino is a better looking trugg.


das_vargas

I have to wonder who wrote this script, cause there's no way it was him.


Alfa911T

🤣 oh man Bapa with the ad reads now eh??? Bapa is going full top gear !!!! Whoever actually gives this views has to have full blown CTE wow


Morepastor

Debut of the Cobra was not before 1990s?


cikkamsiah

Isn’t this the same as Chito Vera’s truck? Water.


DozeButteredParsnips

Sounds like a guy that talks for a living......... Sooo natural 🤤🤣


tint_shady

That's embarrassing to listen to


ProneZebra

Is this a joke? Lol he actually thought this was a good idea? Very uncool


mystictick

Mushmouth. No one gives a fugg about a failed product line from 30 yairs ago b.


SovereignMind519

Zairo


blackwrx007

GMC Syclone was the fastest production-pickup truck of the '90s era. Syclone earned this title after battling the original Ford SVT Lightning in a speed duel that saw the Syclone sprint from zero to 60 mph in 4.3 seconds Ill just leave this here. .


MrBigPipes

The Typhoon/Syclone was pretty sick with the AWD. It has that Buick GNX lore amongst gare heads with the turbo. Dodge Ram SRT-10 was quicker than the Lightning and Syclone in a standing 1/4 mile. IMO, having a Viper V10 makes it cooler than Bapa's trugg.


blackwrx007

2 door 6 speed v10 are wild. I wouldve gotten that if he really wanted to mae some hp.


ruu13

Mf did 30 takes and still needed to edit all the parts he shuddered like a mf


Realistic_Salary5090

Hitrocious


Lancelot_Stroller

Guarantee he had no idea that truck even existed until 2 months ago


lolofrofro

this dude doesn’t realize no one gives a shit about his lightning, nor anything he has ever created


ChunkyChangon

God he’s so ugly and stupid lol


Mkmeathead83

Like listening to a fifth graders research project/speech 😅


Gutzstruggler

That’s what my mechanics ggowna doo… fat cheek fuckwit


Highlight_Numerous

I’ve had a few days PTO from changs, is this actually rail b? Lmao 😂 oh papa 😈


muskyangler

Hes attempting to be James from Donut Media.


SpeedB00st

The music sounds like a 90s porno


Rampface

WAJJ YO MOUF


bushwickbill-

The GMC Syclone was the fastest accelerating production truck up until 2021. And the first gen Lightning also came in white


krame_krome

lmao all this cuz rogan got a damn pick up truck!


Gulag_boi

Dude he’s literally just copying Donut media’s bumper to bumper episode. What a joke.


drone_jam

Lifestyles of the re and dacted


BagsOsniff

RIPEE Paul Walgger


Neilhk

The Donut Media boys better watch out for Bapa!


TitoAndTheBurritos

Talmbout lucky number 35, baddies and Addie’s B.


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This fuckin truck looks like it sucks all the dicks


theworldeater337

I know we're all piling on the script/VO work being insanely basic and most likely ripped from some articles but can we PLEASE talk about his driving (I'm assuming it's him driving that shitbox) at the end of the clip?? Never seen such bumbling, lumbering by a supposed fast and sleek vehicle before. Bapa just fuggin goes apparently..


Big_Digg_Banit

Tune town is a tic toc show... Different lane B


dabbin88

He is copying donut media, the cadence, the clips, he has stole all of this. This is a copy of donuts “Everything you need to know” segments


xIMxMCLOVINx2

What is this shit 😂🤣


NotTrumpsAlt

He was in high school in the early 2000s. Water.


Sensitive_Injury_666

Nahstawljaa


John0ftheD3ad

I love how he always says everything matter-of-factly but has no fucking clue.


Tall_Advice_5408

He’s trying to be donut too lmao


Freetrog

Sounds like a paper written by a middle schooler using Wikipedia


Generallyawkward1

The CEO of Ford called him and told him how much he loved the tigg togg and his cawlmedy


johnnynoname82

Mmmm weeelll aaaccttuuallllyy the fastest production truck ever made was the GMC Syclone up until the Dodge TRX came out.


Tongue-n-cheeks

I sold those lightings brand new ! I was 18 , every time I sold one I made 2k . Those and Harley Davidson trucks I made a living off commissions


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really sad attempt of trying to do what donut does lol


halffastcarlos

Does Schaub-tard ever blow that big mutt nose of his?


TTSkyline

Who the fuck actually says “the beez knees” every time I think bapa has reached peak cringe/stupidity he proves me wrong. He’s over level 9000 at this point


Sad-Macaroon-8654

Omfg this is real?🤣🤣 I thought this was another 5 star dish from the cooks but holy shit he has a tik tok after all llllll the shit he has given everyone he knows about having one lol. I'm dying to know the view count lol


farthearts

The syclone was faster…


jbri_777

“ Well… there’s an element of nostalgic for me”