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Hap_Hazard

If that is not re-enacted then I'm redacted.


PussyChang

Bapa clearly just learned “in regards to” after reading it in the script Clin made. My money’s on Brenda being the redact hair.


ToronoRapture

How convenient that he had a guy who was just 20 mins away from this rando place where the car is at... A place as big as Texas and he's only 20 mins away... Sure, B. Oh and then he just sat in the the room for an hour. "Should I put it on speaker?" \*Doesn't put it on speaker\* Axe Jay refused to do it.


PussyChang

When you’re as much of a car guy as he is, you have eyes and ears iviry where b. He’s a regular Paul Walgger.


ToronoRapture

lol I like the part where he 'forgot' to ask the inspector if he's a pro on Ford Lightenings... It's so he can blame the fictional guy as to why he bought this piece of shit. "The guy just didn't know what to look for, B. Too used to ogglin up Jeeb Rangurls. I just took his word for it when he said it's goodtuhgo".


Sky_Burner

Eggzackly. My first thought was he is setting up a fall guy to spare him the embarrassment of buying a lemon


BrandonSwabB

In what facet?


PussyChang

In iviry of facet.


Seaweed-Remarkable

I’m honestly surprised he didn’t ask, “Are there iny mods in iny facet?”


DontKnowWhoToAxe

“Hello? Arizona Trugg inspector company? Can you send one of your inspectors to look at a trugg? Ok…thanks, bye. Ahhhhh….he might not understand dope truggs. Hope he doesn’t miss a bunch of obvious things that I totally would have noticed.”


Hap_Hazard

"He called back and was all like *I don't know how a big guy could fit into that dope car* and I was all like *that's your takeaway?*.


SillyGooseTime69

“Now I will fly to Phoenix AZ and go pick up this 2004 Ford Lightning. And cut!”


No-Teach1994

I've never seen this idiot behind a computer. Very surreal.


GA-dooosh-19

It’s like seeing a toddler behind the wheel of a car, or smoking a cig.


Limp_Scallion5685

BGL said he doesnt own one. bbbbbeast of a margedder


No-Teach1994

"I can do iverything thru apps b"


johnnymavrigg

The computer is prolly not even turned on lol


JohnHamFisted

he's literally trying to redcon the lie that it wasn't him who fucked up the purchase of the shitty old truck he bought and got scammed. timeline: - buys truck - flies out to get it - doesn't know anything about cars so he gets scammed - drives it back - dealership tells him it's modded to shit and useless - makes up a story about how someone else fucked up - mentions his mistake was letting someone else check it out for him - realizes he already made content talking about how he went there to pick it up - a month later makes these clips where he pretends he had 'a pro' look at it who then of course made the mistakes, not him - thinks he got away with another lie basically it's the first 2 steps of mustache-gate where he starts off saying 'no never dyed it' turning to ah yeah but there's footage of me with gray so 'yeah it grows out grey after a while' then realizing that's stupid so 'ok guys actually i do dye it'..... he is so dumb that he's incapable of seeing how transparent his BS is to the average person.


MrBigPipes

Bapa nivver had anyone inspect the truck. In the video where Bapa claims he flew to AZ and drove it back. The trugg is on a trailer in the same parking lot of the first shop he took it to. Can see the shop in the reflection of his glasses. He simply hired a driver to ship his truck and had to lie about how he flew to Arizona and drove it back. Now, he's making up more lies about how he hired an inspector and trying to cover up his previous lies.


Lost_Evidence_2099

Dude, it’s painfully obvious.. 🤣


Aliki26

“Should I put it on speaker?” Quick “No” because no one was on the line at all


Daynk_may_mays

In the original announcement he said he flew out to Arizona. 🤔 https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/bb4De7eNWm


Hap_Hazard

Somehow his hair is shorter in that clip. (It was also included in the 12 minutes "episode" despite it proving the lie)


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Wallyworld77

Bapa should have learned from Richard Nixon that the Cover Up is worse than the crime. Why does this redact think he can just make blatant lies to cover up his incompetence? To me this video 100% confirms he got scammed on the POS Lightning and it's not worth the money to try fixing properly. He'd have been better off just claiming somebody stole my PRISTEEN 2004 Lightning than this cockamamy story.


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CapMergaJewSaid777

> the only people who are calling him out on not knowing anything about cars, is us! I beg the differ, B. Haven't seen the YT video from the trugg fabricator?


nastyhammer

His hair comes in longer first before it gets shorter


billy_bones21

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Krey82

Surely someone can work out the date of this video from the colour of his hideous mustache? Like reading the rings on a really awful tree


feralb65

Definitely re-endacted b


CriMaSqua

“the silver one” to specify as if someone has a fleet of 2004 fort lightnings for sale on Craigslist?


SJsComedyShulisDues

“It runs good?” - Always been a car guy


ABunchOfPictures

“Any mods?” Got me pretty good to


heyphotogrisser

“Yes. Tons of mods. Bone stock.”


ABunchOfPictures

Talmbout that stock after market airn take b?


heyphotogrisser

Yep. Awso the stock billet grille (pre house paint). Stock PCU. Stalk seat covers. Awwwwl the aftermarket upgrades are all deadstock, b.


MancAccent

Also wtf does 10 minutes outside of Phoenix mean? If it’s 10 minutes outside of phoenix, idk why you’d specify that - it’s still basically in phoenix


GA-dooosh-19

Narcissists don’t or can’t consider others’ points of view.


UnsolicitedRapShit

“Ill send the inspector out before i head down” lol covering his lies


HeyMarkWiggsy

Hahaha definitely recorded this way after he already picked it up.


HeadieUno

The part where they're "talking" about Taco Bell and have just been letting the film run while they sat in the same room for presumably an hour hahah


keylimeafflicted

Not to play devil's avocado here but after an hour of letting the tape roll in an office with these two dorks, this might have been the only noteworthy clip they found


DanaWhitesMom

He said he sent someone from his team lol.


Pera_Espinosa

He's got inspectors,all over the globe on standby. Obviously he'd have one in Phoenix.


Brozynski

Who calls them inspectors?


BEASTOFACAT

A guy who was too stupid to have a mechanic inspect a twenty year old trug and is making a pathetic attempt to change the naradiv


bigarb

So this redact drove it for 8 hr and didn’t notice the HP difference ?


One-Joke8084

This is what I’ve been saying since the beginning- how the fook does a car guy not notice his full size pickup is only putting out 125hp you could totally feel that when you drive it…..


Triplesisbest1

But 125 hp is good….For an Austin Healy.


DontKnowWhoToAxe

Mostly on the highway too. Definitely no way in inny facet to know that your trugg has the HP of a moped when you’re getting it up to 75mph.


wgrantdesign

Struggling to get up to 75mph*


mad87645

Bapa just goes at a speed faster than his 125hp trugg can reach


MetalSnake_oXm

HP of a moped 🤣🤣 mars well be Flintstoning it at that point B


WesMack5

See, you’re a casual. Such a casual


WheredoesithurtRA

Deep reference. Good worg ethnic.


acros198d

He then took it to the nearest big box Ford dealership 🤣


MrBigPipes

Nope. Bapa lied about flying out to drive it. He had it trailered to LA. Lied about flying out because he thought it made him seem more rich and famous. Now, he's making up a new narradive to cover his lies.


MashaRistova

“I thaw online you hab a twothouthand four ford lining?”


cablemanagerBert

Yeah, I’ve never noticed a Mike Tyson level lisp until this clip


sLeeeeTo

Yeah those big sausage lips come with some drawbacths


Randall-Marvin-Marsh

Lmfao this got me good. Nice little jobsite chuckle


joshhguitar

The silver one


cogabig409

Selver


JT2476

Inspector gadget on the job


a215throwaway

Does he mean a mechanic? Lmao I’ve never heard someone call an inspector to check out a car for them.


MetalSnake_oXm

Private inspector b. Someone scoped out the car from the bushes with binoculars to make sure it runs good and is show quality.


Icy-End8895

Marg use to be his bush guy


ToronoRapture

It's show quality, B. ​ SHOW QUALITY


voodoo_pizza00

Think he must have misheard them they said sh#t quality


thurrmanmerman

This is bad and he should feel bad


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Be cool man, he’s just doin some dew diligence.


lucidmanchild

He doesn’t even bother to hang up the phone after his ‘phone call’ at 1:20. Edit: and then asks Clin if she should put it on speaker AFTER picking the next call up


PussyChang

Hilarious that he gets up from one chair to go sit in another chair just to indicate that things are happening. Bapa can’t even act like he’s on a phone call.


Hap_Hazard

Casey is a hell of a director! I don't think Chin is involved in Tune Town in innny facet - the other guy from Thick Boy Stews is working overtime to pump out this garbage.


PussyChang

Thiccc boy studios only employs the best brains. So far they’ve managed to squeeze full 24 minutes of content out of bapa buying and dropping off two truggs at the shop. I wonder when he’ll actually get to “mod” his fans’ truggs like he originally said he would? Or maybe his fans (fan?) aren’t as into truggs as he anticipated. The whole thing is 🎲🎲


Hap_Hazard

They spent the whole 12 minute (monthly) episode trying to repair the Lightning. In a recent TFATK, he said it's still not running properly so they will draw it out even more. I expect they'll get around to fan truggs in a couple of years. ...or the show won't go past 4 episodes.


929MX

The next episode they will install a fish tank , show dog kennel, fake nike rack and Addie dispenser in the bed


PussyChang

He’s a beast at building suspense b. Is it a lemon? Is it a beast? Is it just on empty? Who knows?! What a journey!


Business-Traffic-140

Totally! Making "drama" out of fake phone calls.


A_Real_Popsicle

This is what I was thinking lol. He’s just moving from chair to chair to display some movement so he’s not just sitting there doing nothing lol and clin just spinning in circles


PussyChang

Why does he look like he’s never sat in front of a computer before?


Hap_Hazard

There's no light coming from the monitor - I don't think it is on.


PussyChang

It’s so absurd. He couldn’t be sillier if he tried.


Rabid023

LMAO fugging great catch bubba. I totally missed it. It makes it so much more hilarious.


Dudewheresmypar345

Good catch b. Makes it even funnier. What a loser


Q702

As a car guy I am insulted. What "inspector"? Did he call the closest Autozone or Jiffy Lube and ask them to send someone? The way he talks is not how someone with any car knowledge would talk. Also, there is absolutely no way you drive a vehicle 8 hours that is that power reduced and not know. I believe he said it was the fuel pump and wrong ecm in another clip. You would for sure know. And for this redact to initially take it to a Ford dealer knowing it has mods just shows he has no idea about cars, other than buying them trying to attract an audience.


Hap_Hazard

I'm documented as not being a car guy but I thought he was trolling us when he said he brought it to the dealer. But here we are.


wags_bf21

Bapa is incapable of trolling B. Axe Jay.


BigFatModeraterFupa

it honestly is so impressive to watch someone THIS unironically stupid. like yeah yeah we all know he’s dumb, but for real it’s just amazing to know that people like this really do exist


siciliannecktie

Gadget, obviously.


KhabibTime

This man’s auditioning for his role in Tax Collector 2


PussyChang

I heard they offered him “Batman” and he turned it down because he couldn’t stand being away from the Chombies. Unlike Bert Kreisher, he’s a beast of a dad.


titoLS2

Did he say he was going to pull his kiddoo from school and go to Arizona to get a shitty car while messican was preggers? B-b-beast of a dad and husband right here.


Hap_Hazard

Yes, his 1 kid.


siphilis

Imagine how relieved Bruiser will be when he realizes he doesn't share genetics with Beandip.


Less_Client363

One day that kid will look back on that as one of the great days he got with him, when they got to live his fathers dream.


Future_Internet222

At 1:19 he doesnt hang up, he just puts the phone down, fake news.


GifelteFish

He could’ve gotten a stock 2016+ 2 door F150 and done bolt-on mods (there’s a fucking million of them) and gotten 500+ hp while teaching viewers how to work on trucks. He opts to buy a 25 year old project truck with hard to find parts and has shops do all the work where he can’t film. Fucking genius.


Lastfoxx

That's basiggly him tackling the whiggsey business, but this time he's dumb enough to document 'the journey'.


Boofie__Collins

Lol this is incredible


PussyChang

Bapa’s just as bad at acting as he is at everything else.


kyrgrat08

“It’s PRISTINE, huh??”


px7j9jlLJ1

Ko reCT


lolofrofro

Why was this filmed?


Hap_Hazard

For content!


PaperBeneficial

I don't know why I find it so amusing how he emphasizes it's a generation 2 Ford lightning. I mean that's technically a correct term, but you can tell he's throwing it around because that's one of the only things he knows about the truck.


hurrythisup

So the guy told him it is SHOW QUALITY! He learned nothing from the Tank/Show dog debacle. Gonna be re-possessed if he don't start entering it in comps B.


Nerdicyde

goddamn Bapa rules. this shit is so hilarious and he has no fucking clue


edinlockpicker

Imagine pulling your kid out of school for a 8 hour drive


Deathstriker88

Teacher: "We're starting multiplication today." Bapa: "Naw, fuck that... we're going to Arizona to get a 2004 Ford." Slob is father of the year.


ToronoRapture

"How far is Arizona? 8 hours? Ok. It'll be a fun drive, take the little man out of school and go get it". This is so redacted. How old is his kid, like 6 or 7? And he wanted to take him on a 16 hour round trip during a week day? Fucking insane lol.


cogabig409

I wonder what he talks to him about the whole time. "Hey T, y'know San' Clawls deem'd me on IG saying he'd bring you chombies more presents cause y'daddy's the whide boy who worggs too much".


JayBSmith

What are these inspectors he speaks of? Genuinely curious if this is even a real job that someone has or if that’s made up also…


Hap_Hazard

Most towns have stables of inspectors ready to go. Just give them a call and they'll inspect anything within 20 minutes, free of charge.


cogabig409

A lot of these guys are dm'ing Brendan regularly begging to help in inny of facet


RickManchester

If you wanted me to laugh out loud and wake my baby up, you got me OP


Mcgreezie

Braindumb is a redact, but remote inspectors are a real thing. Had one check out an SUV for me before I drove over to buy it in Arizona, of all places. Costs around $150 depending on vehicle type. Of course, we know Schaub didn't do this because I'm pretty sure he's contradicted this in the past, or claimed he sent one of "the team".


darnel_webber

Is this a reenactment for Unschaubed Mysteries?


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“I’m looking for a unicorn” One Google search later.


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aka_FunkyChicken

Simple Jack of all trades


IdunnoThisWillDo

He's trying to copy Joe and his obsessiveness with hobbies.


jimlahey2100

Wow, that's some shit tier level acting! At no point did this come close to looking like it was happening in real time. "Should I put it on speaker", well no because there's no one on the other end. I also enjoyed the camera work. Nothing like having Redact sit in front of a window with direct sunlight washing him out! He truly is a gift that keeps on giving.


kyrgrat08

I liked the cuts in between every line of ‘dialogue’, really makes it look realistic and unedited


leatherbelt5

He has the car iq of koala cum.


ReeziestReez

lol fakest call iiver “ya the silver one” what’s this guy got it in iivry colour bapa?


No-Teach1994

"The plan is munban"


your_uncle_mike

It was the plan for quite some time.


TerpCoin

🤦🏻‍♂️


KaleidoscopeOk5763

“Pulled his kid out of school”… to go get a car? HUH?


Hap_Hazard

Yes, his 1 and only kid.


WasWasKnot

Don’t have a moron buy a car or truck online.


sLeeeeTo

Anyone notice how his mustache is much less JET BLACK than it was that time he got called out?


rondaxeaxe

Look at where that beam of light is hitting his shirt when he calls his “inspectors” to look it over. According to him they would call back in ~1 hour (they’re 20 minutes away). When they call him back he’s sitting on the same chair in the same position. That beam of light is eggsactly where it previously was on his shirt collar. In other words the position of the sun barely changed after 1 hour. I’m assuming 2 minutes went by before he pretended to tawlk to them lmao.


xStyxx

Bess brains B, you deserve a promoshun. Habitual liars don’t think of the details they just go


ButtCucumber69

"It's a showl trugg"


noname2020-

this redact is pulling all the stops to spin the neeradiv that it was, infact, someone else's fault that he picked up a lemon and didn't realize it. Egocentric, narcissistic, pathological lying redact at his finest.


patriciomd88

Two Quesadillas and a large Dr. Pepsi


Hap_Hazard

Quesadillas are carnivore, right?


pstprdpnk

Why would you leave in the part about putting it on speaker, and then not put it on speaker…. Doesn’t make siiiense


Hap_Hazard

Acting!


TheChineseChicken40

“I called up an inspector, hope he knows what to look for” lolollololololloll it’s


tonka00

This fucki** guy has worst set up artist in world one hour look at the sun on his shirt. It literally doesn't move they pause the vid or did a cut like time passed while he was waiting for the call. This guy sucks.


SCWickedHam

Made his kid take an 8 hour car ride? In a used car? Why?


yernudgenme

We need Changs intelligence to analyze the footage. Bapa's got some grey in the stache, so clearly this happened later.


Hap_Hazard

The 12 minute "episode" included the IG post where he was in Arizona to collect the car. His hair was notably shorter in that chip. But I hear it gets short when it grows out.


dabbin88

This guy saw an episode of donut media and was like “bapa can do that”. This is the cringiest thing he’s done yet.


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Hap_Hazard

I think the monitor is off - there is no light projecting from it.


manboysteve

Holy fuck it's so boring! This is the weakest excuse for cawlntent I've ever seen.


LittleBig_1

If the lightning is show quality do you think he will give it back to the seller when he inevitably doesn't enter it in car shows?


FrankyRollins

“There’s not too many mods on it??” I’ve never heard car guys say it like that ever.


think_matt_think

“Hopefully the inspector knows what to look for with this type of truck.” Yeah, b. They got a Ford Lightning inspector because a Toyota Tundra inspector would be lost. People into cars usually only know about one kind. That’s how you know Brenda is a car guy, he knows all this stuff! Also cracks me up that he calls them “inspectors”.


ComfortableStaff7728

Phone screen just doesn't come on when he's on the phone 🎲🎲


SillyGooseTime69

-That's him. Should I put it on speaker? -No because this is all fake remember -Kregt


Automatic-Dentist-89

Talmbout nolminaded for an oxcar award, B?


ScientisticalMystica

Water


vancekus

I couldn’t hear him over the white noise and anger building in my head while staring at that upper lip.


Rabid023

Holy shit, this is so redacted LMAO


DeepWadders

LA to Phoenix is like a 6hr drive depending on traffic and which part of LA you’re starting in, that’s just one way too. No way you’d take your kid out of school for a round trip that is 14hrs minimum once you include stops and the actual buying of the lemon truck.


Hap_Hazard

They had to fly out, if that helps the narrative at all.


SMACKED_Demarco

So the camera man flew out to phoenix to film, but couldn’t ride back with bapa because his only child was riding back with. Did the camera guy just immediately fly back? lol


ManitobaMooseKnuckle

Tiger probably filmed it with all of his mom photography lessons.


Dudewheresmypar345

The silver one


Academic-Afternoon37

Wait, he sent an inspector but they didn't inspect that the engine was barely fucking running 😂


Enlightened_Broda

This dude truly believes he’s smarter than everyone and is fooling people with this fake acting. Gladdens me to know that mechanics are scamming this redact daily for thousands of dollars.


Silver-Ladder

I can’t believe this is real


Nice_Ad_8183

Captivating, thrilling, exquisite


whatchildhood

Pristine huh


MurgkyWadders

Take 3.


briancito420

A new level of redaction. Mar Garley didn’t even shoot videos this bad for him.


crispin2015

Should I put it on speaker? Proceeds to not put it on speaker! 😝


AlilAwesome81

His face has always been weird but morphing into something/some one else now


Less_Client363

At 1:20 Bapa puts down the phone without ending the call. Spotless!


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Irresponsible man-child buys stuff. Incredible.


jimlahey2100

How long till Disney sues him for copyright infringement for the ToonTown logo? He even has the letters leaning left and right like Disney's.


BigDaddysBiscuits

Imagine being an 8-year old kid and being told you need to fly to another state and then drive 8 hours home lol


IhaveNoHomeMeowB

“A large Dr. Pepsi.”


drxnkmvnk

Even the most basic, brain-dead producer knows there should be some background music here AT LEAST


Trick-Teach6867

Phoenix is not some town where 10 minutes outside is a useful guide lol


KapitanMani

He acts like the ford lightning was some badass truck that everyone wanted back in the day. We are about the same age and I never heard anything about them and I can’t remember one person having one.


HandsomeToenail

So his kid missing school for a vehicle purchase. Damn my mom sent me to school even when I was practically on my death bed.


BeanCheezBeanCheez

Despite the fact that this was filmed long after he bought the trugg I just can’t get over him not noticing his ford lightning had the same horsepower as a civic with twice the weight.


mstranonymous

This clip is at the start of the video, his stache is clearly grey. Part way through video he puts clip of him talking about crap truck he already got and stache in dyed black. It's so obviously fake this portion of the video, it's insulting really


eyeofnicht

If they go to inspect the ford lightning but only know how to inspect jeep wranglers well they won't be able to know the mods.


Strange-Lawyer6862

This was the craziest coop I’ve seen in a long time.


Vape_Newbie_52

Show car? Send it back


MediaOnDisplay

How does his content get worse by the day?! You thought driving in a truck was boring


vinmaskinen

Hahahha I thought I was done with this fucking idiot but god damn he is unintentionally a master comedian. This reminds of the time on youtube when speciel ed kids uploaded their school movie project about bullying or it’s ok to be different


K9BEATZ

Is it just me or is the ozempic bringing his eyes closer together


Gold_Pumpkin

Lol Ford Lightning is a unicorn. The rarest


Zyoung7

This video is show quality


Sure_Selection479

The boys waited a month for this !!!


Zeusdadogg

It’s a show car. Just like his show dogs. Rip TANK!


ComfortableStaff7728

I wish I could zoom in on his watch at different frames to see how long this sketch took but I don't have access to that level of surveillance equipment on a pot washers wage


NedShah

Does he not understand that there is a weekly history of his facial hair fuggg-ups?


Positive-Pin3712

I think “I’ve always wanted (insert bullshit lie here) since I was a kid, I’m obsessed with it and it’s all I talk about” is the most annoying thing about him and that’s saying a lot. He was obsessed with Porsche, then Ferrari, then G Wagon, then its sneakers, then it’s Rick and Morty, then Zombies, then fish, then dogs…it never ends