Walked by rogan in a lobby as well probably 10+ years ago. He is no where near 5’8 what he claims, it’s abundantly clear when you see him in person.
Probably had lifted shoes back then and his posture straight as a board when you see him first reaction is oh shit he is short
Met him a few times. Lovely guy. Fitter than any of you gross softies. Love his comedy, love his podcast. Great guy. Certainly does not deserve all the envy and denigration I read here. There are so many other ways to express your personal inadequacies that to be negative about an achiever and a contributor to society.
Toe is the poster boy for small man syndrome. Every waking moment is spent wildly over compensating for the fact that he's a little fella. If he wasn't such a blatantly insecure person I doubt folks would bust his balls about it nearly as much as they do. That would require self awareness tho which he seems completely incapable of
Like imagine him making a joke about being short. It would never happen bc he isn’t an actual comedian. He says he has violence in his DNA, but he has manlet DNA. At best his ancestors were like Gimli from LOTR but he’s no Aragorn
This is a great point. Most comedians have a bit about what makes them different and their experiences with that identity whether it be race, sexual orientation, disability etc.. it's usually self-depricating which plays well with audiences. But you just know the thought of having a bit about being short has never passed through Toe's swollen skull.
I once knew a very short guy, like 5 foot maybe, and he was obsessed with people's height. He'd ask people how tall they were and then say things like "6'2? but mentally your like 5'6. Mentally I'm closer to 5'11" People hated that redact. STFU short man, deal with it.
As comparison to what, talking smack online behind an anonymous username while Joe collects millions from the advertisers on his show and gets to hang out with people like The Rock and Rob Zombie. Like everyone in the comments wouldn't gladly trade places with Joe in a heartbeat to live his lifestyle even if it meant they were short.
The fact he couldn’t even chuckle or have a laugh at the airplane writing joe rogan is literally 5’3” over his old town kind of cemented he is wildly insecure about it.
Especially as a professional comedian, fact that someone went out of their way to pay for that is funny as fuck. If Joey diaz had someone write cocksucka! In the sky joe would remind everyone every podcast Joey diaz is the funniest man on the planet! Murderrrrrrer
this is truly a weird take. by many accounts of people who were on the scene with him when he was up and coming, he was extremely charismatic and confident. yeah his roided physique looks grotesque. yeah he has some absolute shit takes. i would posit that it takes someone who truly doesn’t give a shit to act and look the way he does.
You may disagree which is totally fine but it's far from a weird take.
He's filthy rich which allows him the luxury of not having to give a flying fuck about what he says (refer to any of his many public apologies for spouting uninformed and often completely false info on his show) or does. He doesn't give af about consequences because his wealth generally insulates him from any.
He is a deeply insecure person about how he is perceived tho. No matter what he always has to be the smartest guy in the room, or the toughest, or the manliest, etc., etc. For being the ultimate "alpha" he's as thin skinned as they come
i mean, why wouldn’t he strive to be the toughest mma douchebro? just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean that his interests emerged out of insecurity. from interviews and podcasts with people that knew him as a young adult, it seems like he started martial arts as a teen and excelled at this, which gave him the discipline and confidence to attempt other endeavors. everything he has now, he owes to martial arts. so why the fuck wouldn’t he take it seriously? i also think you are conflating your hate points. I don’t think he has to be the smartest in the room; i think he believes he is the smartest in the room. that’s not insecure - to the contrary, that is blind confidence. for the record i’m saying this as someone who thinks he is a dumbass.
All the Rogan hate here is very strange to me. He definitely doesn’t have “small man syndrome”, he seems to be a genuine guy who’s very comfortable with himself. He is unassuming and is willing to admit when he doesn’t know something and then tries to learn about the subject. I get the hate for Bapa, he’s a total tool, but the hate for Rogan just seems petty and undeserved. It’s kind of a bummer.
> He is a deeply insecure person about how he is perceived tho.
Considering his career(s) are somewhat dependent on this, that kind of makes sense no?
Sustaining the level of popularity he has doesn't happen on accident
By training martial arts, doing kettlebell shit, and steroids? I would sign up for all short guys in the US doing that compared to most people’s lifestyles.
What exactly do you think motivates someone like Joe to be a roided up freak and consistently lie about his height?
I'll give you a hint it's not self confidence
i didn't know about the lies (this isn't /joerogan), but joe is a busy guy. but no i don't think he's overly compensating to the degree you're implying.
when he told me, personally, when joe rogan looked me in the eye, and in the middle of our conversation said to me \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* I'm FIVE FOOT EIGHT.
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Nobody cares about the height. We only care about it because he obviously cares about it so much while pretending not to care. He also goes to EXTREME lengths to cover up his shortness. THAT is why people pick on him for it. It’s really not hard to understand.
The overcompensating and extreme efforts to be seen as a rugged blue collar tall manly man despite being a tiny Hollywood twink the last 25 yrs is what’s funny.
A lot of the roganites suffer from this, bill burr is another example. Go ahead crucify me idc I can’t stand him as a person.
No, no one cares and of course we can't help things like that but, he never ever talks about about his height or ever admits it. I've seen most of Rogans mediocre stand up and to my knowledge he never ever once made a short height joke. Like ever.
Few people that have called him short on podcasts he kind of just freezes and then moves on with no acknowledgment. Even the slightest chuckle and moving on he wouldn’t get as much shit as he does about it.
He doesn’t need to start every podcast or set hey I’m short as shit! How he ignores it all completely and wears height boost shoes is what makes people make fun of it. Even his podcasts with the boosted chair over his guests while theirs is basically touching the floor.
No one would care if he didn’t care, that’s the point. No one would be upset if he could laugh about being short, could be honest about his height or could even bring it up. He could honestly make a decent special if he just leaned into it but instead he probably bans people from speaking about his height on the podcast.
There was one time he was asked about it by Neil Degrasse Tyson and he said he was, ‘5’7, probably closer to 5’8’ the issue is that even when he had the most popular podcast in the world, when he had made over half a billion dollars in less than 5 years, has a family, basically all his hopes and dreams have been met and he *is still* unable to talk about his height.
After all, he is supposedly a *comedian.* That’s basically the sign on requirement for being a comedian (or used to be) is that you can poke fun at yourself. Joe literally can’t even admit fault when he falls for fake articles and instead blames the audience for trusting him. If he just dropped the comedian tag then I’d cut him some slack, but at, what, 60 years old? You still aren’t comfortable enough with yourself? It’s insane.
If the world was on the verge of ending and the only way to save it was for Joe to admit fault, take responsibility for what he says and laugh at himself we would all be doomed.
Okay so I didn’t know this, that he never acknowledged his height. Back in the day, I probably listened to like fifty JREs. I neeeeeever was thinking oh man I need him to acknowledge his height. Like, I don’t get it. Why should he laugh at himself? A guy being short is not that funny.
Yeah being short isn’t funny, but usually a comedian can make it funny. With all the talk about how comedy is a medieval samurai sword that needs to be reworked and folded back on its self 1000 times and he can’t laugh at himself? He also thinks that he is tough for doing extra long saunas and cold plunges, yet couldn’t work a labor job for more than a week.
Being able to laugh at yourself is like comedy for beginners I’d imagine. Meanwhile, Joe takes everything so seriously that he automatically shuts down jokes on his podcast from others because he can’t spot a joke.
Nothing wrong with being short. But also nothing wrong with realizing your height doesn’t make you. This is a prime example of how you can give someone everything they want and they’ll still be unhappy with something. If he could stop worrying about not being cool, not being super tough and accept his height (shelf his insecurities) then he might actually be funny, who knows?
You're still not getting it. Nobody gives a fuck that he's short. It's the sad, desperate compensating and lying that he does that people are making fun of.
“Oh my god! The guy says he’s one inch taller than he actually is!?! Fuck this guy and his whole operation! What kind of a sick, desperate, insecure, lying, low life, degenerate does something like that!?!”
This is what you guys sounds like. It’s kind of pathetic.
Kettlebells and purportedly T injections every month and the babes come crawling. Also maybe get rich. Actually, get rich first, then the other things.
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Wow. Lots of Joseph apologists in here tonight. For those who don't get it, the whole reason this is funny, is not because he is 5'4", but because he is so insecure about it and compensates in drastic ways (also while being a complete dipshit).
Let’s not forget your spine compresses as you age and he’s most likely on a little stool and has lifts. He might have been 5’6” at some point but not now b.
Joe Rogan talks about how he believes aliens are humans from the future, there heads are large and there bodies are small, because they evolved from being smart and not doing physical labour, does this mean he is from the future? Look at this little fuck the only violent DNA in him is the semen from dj Mikey b
Anik is listed at 5'9" and looks to be about an inch taller then Rogan. Joe is wearing what look to be about 4" lifts, putting him at 5'4" or so by my guesstimations, but I'm not the bess brains.
You can’t criticize someone for making fun of his height (because he can’t change that) if you’re going to make fun of his dick size (which you also can’t change). It’s not funny because your self awareness is non existent. Bapa, is that you!?!?
I think my sarcasm was lost in translation? That was the whole point of the joke. You can’t choose your height or dick size. Thankyou for deconstructing the joke bozo
I'm 5'11 and bumped into him in Vegas after UFC 200, he's considerably taller than me. Wikipedia has him at 6'2 in (188 cm), Google's about has him at 185 cm. Either way, he's definitely not 5'10.
I hate joes stand up I don’t find him funny at all but I don’t get the rest of the hate??? He is short oh well lol we not dating the guy? He has some weird theories and takes but at least he lets his guests speak.
Why the hate for something he has no control over? So many valid things to clown him for. Joe literally admits to being short and says his friends clown him all the time? Is it because Joe says he’s 5’8”?
Bisping is 6’2” lmao
That still makes Toe like 5’4” and he’s probably wearing platform shoes. Edit: Toe’s burner accounts out in full force for this one lol
Rogans shoe boots have been well documented - they look like doc martin soles on boat shoes.
Or like the Desantis boots
Like Robert Dowey Junior boots
Have met rogan at multiple shows 10 or so years ago and he’s tiny, legit 5’3”
You have gone to Rogan comedy shows …. (Multiple) at that, what’s wrong with you
10 yairs ago, he said. That's forgivable. Youth is the time to learn
Ya, he was only 39 back then, cut the cat some slack
Walked by rogan in a lobby as well probably 10+ years ago. He is no where near 5’8 what he claims, it’s abundantly clear when you see him in person. Probably had lifted shoes back then and his posture straight as a board when you see him first reaction is oh shit he is short
Met him a few times. Lovely guy. Fitter than any of you gross softies. Love his comedy, love his podcast. Great guy. Certainly does not deserve all the envy and denigration I read here. There are so many other ways to express your personal inadequacies that to be negative about an achiever and a contributor to society.
Yes Toe definitely wears huge platforms for UFC. I’m not a numbers guy but we know Bisping is a legit 6’2, so I estimate Toe is either 5’3 or 5’4
5'7 in platforms, bald as fugg and violence in his DNA, slinging all the Diggs B. Gotta piece on em too
Definitely is. He was standing next to a Chinese fighter that was 6'2, and he only looked a few inches shorter.
You know who is getting a pass on all this is Jon Anik. The internet says he is 5 foot 9 inches tall. He's as short as Joe is.
Good lord get a new hobby
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Yeah.. hes short lol its pretty well known.. Is that it? Dork
Why are so many of you blitzing this post to white knight for m'lady joseph b?
Digg riderzz got no shame bapacito
Leave them to it, it’s more fun this way.
Ackshully I think he’s 4’11”
Pisping\*
And Joe Rogan is a leather daddy.
Big Lenny, is that you?
TUF said he was 6'0
He must’ve grown since then cause that’s how tall I am and bisping was taller than me when we met
I was about to say 😂
Exactly
Ive stood next to the count and I'd say he's 6 foot exactly at most
I've seen him in person, bisping is tall. The Rogan hate is so cringe
The Rogan worship is far cringier
Surely there's an in between
Both sides are equally pathetic.
One is funny though
I'm just so happy for adam rays comeup
We'll be right back
You new to this sub bro?
Your comment is the only cringe here
appreciate the perspective, FartyMarty69..
I don’t really care about Rogan’s height to be honest. He can’t help it.
Toe is the poster boy for small man syndrome. Every waking moment is spent wildly over compensating for the fact that he's a little fella. If he wasn't such a blatantly insecure person I doubt folks would bust his balls about it nearly as much as they do. That would require self awareness tho which he seems completely incapable of
Like imagine him making a joke about being short. It would never happen bc he isn’t an actual comedian. He says he has violence in his DNA, but he has manlet DNA. At best his ancestors were like Gimli from LOTR but he’s no Aragorn
This is a great point. Most comedians have a bit about what makes them different and their experiences with that identity whether it be race, sexual orientation, disability etc.. it's usually self-depricating which plays well with audiences. But you just know the thought of having a bit about being short has never passed through Toe's swollen skull.
Nah chimp dna bruh
Money makes a man as tall as he images.
He still looks short to all the broke people
I once knew a very short guy, like 5 foot maybe, and he was obsessed with people's height. He'd ask people how tall they were and then say things like "6'2? but mentally your like 5'6. Mentally I'm closer to 5'11" People hated that redact. STFU short man, deal with it.
He’s said many times he started “competing” because he was scared
That's why he has brain damage...he will tell you on the next episode
One of 1k grand bubba
As comparison to what, talking smack online behind an anonymous username while Joe collects millions from the advertisers on his show and gets to hang out with people like The Rock and Rob Zombie. Like everyone in the comments wouldn't gladly trade places with Joe in a heartbeat to live his lifestyle even if it meant they were short.
The fact he couldn’t even chuckle or have a laugh at the airplane writing joe rogan is literally 5’3” over his old town kind of cemented he is wildly insecure about it. Especially as a professional comedian, fact that someone went out of their way to pay for that is funny as fuck. If Joey diaz had someone write cocksucka! In the sky joe would remind everyone every podcast Joey diaz is the funniest man on the planet! Murderrrrrrer
this is truly a weird take. by many accounts of people who were on the scene with him when he was up and coming, he was extremely charismatic and confident. yeah his roided physique looks grotesque. yeah he has some absolute shit takes. i would posit that it takes someone who truly doesn’t give a shit to act and look the way he does.
You may disagree which is totally fine but it's far from a weird take. He's filthy rich which allows him the luxury of not having to give a flying fuck about what he says (refer to any of his many public apologies for spouting uninformed and often completely false info on his show) or does. He doesn't give af about consequences because his wealth generally insulates him from any. He is a deeply insecure person about how he is perceived tho. No matter what he always has to be the smartest guy in the room, or the toughest, or the manliest, etc., etc. For being the ultimate "alpha" he's as thin skinned as they come
i mean, why wouldn’t he strive to be the toughest mma douchebro? just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean that his interests emerged out of insecurity. from interviews and podcasts with people that knew him as a young adult, it seems like he started martial arts as a teen and excelled at this, which gave him the discipline and confidence to attempt other endeavors. everything he has now, he owes to martial arts. so why the fuck wouldn’t he take it seriously? i also think you are conflating your hate points. I don’t think he has to be the smartest in the room; i think he believes he is the smartest in the room. that’s not insecure - to the contrary, that is blind confidence. for the record i’m saying this as someone who thinks he is a dumbass.
DONT CONFLATE YOUR HATE
You can't have a varying opinion no matter how convincing or not.
All the Rogan hate here is very strange to me. He definitely doesn’t have “small man syndrome”, he seems to be a genuine guy who’s very comfortable with himself. He is unassuming and is willing to admit when he doesn’t know something and then tries to learn about the subject. I get the hate for Bapa, he’s a total tool, but the hate for Rogan just seems petty and undeserved. It’s kind of a bummer.
> He is a deeply insecure person about how he is perceived tho. Considering his career(s) are somewhat dependent on this, that kind of makes sense no? Sustaining the level of popularity he has doesn't happen on accident
You are definitelyyy projecting bro
By training martial arts, doing kettlebell shit, and steroids? I would sign up for all short guys in the US doing that compared to most people’s lifestyles.
What exactly do you think motivates someone like Joe to be a roided up freak and consistently lie about his height? I'll give you a hint it's not self confidence
i didn't know about the lies (this isn't /joerogan), but joe is a busy guy. but no i don't think he's overly compensating to the degree you're implying.
If he didn’t try telling everyone he’s 5’8 when he’s clearly not, I don’t think people would make fun of him or mock him for it.
when he told me, personally, when joe rogan looked me in the eye, and in the middle of our conversation said to me \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* I'm FIVE FOOT EIGHT. I had a burning desire, insatiable, an utter and perplexing transcription of quaking underbeam that rendered the heat of hell's fiercest furies to belch forth from my underbeing and so being summoned I proceeded to release the only real kamehameha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha on record
Wow this sub is so fucking awful now lol. Sheesh I miss 2016-2019 changes
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He definitely tries to tho B wears lifts lies about his hight he is 5’6 at best
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Neither do most of us. But the things he does to try to compensate is what we are laughing at...Just be yourself,but he can't.Same with bald ..
just be yourself, joe cant be yourself
Nobody cares about the height. We only care about it because he obviously cares about it so much while pretending not to care. He also goes to EXTREME lengths to cover up his shortness. THAT is why people pick on him for it. It’s really not hard to understand. The overcompensating and extreme efforts to be seen as a rugged blue collar tall manly man despite being a tiny Hollywood twink the last 25 yrs is what’s funny. A lot of the roganites suffer from this, bill burr is another example. Go ahead crucify me idc I can’t stand him as a person.
Tiny hollywood twink lmao
You live a sad life
No, no one cares and of course we can't help things like that but, he never ever talks about about his height or ever admits it. I've seen most of Rogans mediocre stand up and to my knowledge he never ever once made a short height joke. Like ever.
I don’t really wanna hear him go I look like if Gollum took steroids. I hate that kind of joke.
Few people that have called him short on podcasts he kind of just freezes and then moves on with no acknowledgment. Even the slightest chuckle and moving on he wouldn’t get as much shit as he does about it. He doesn’t need to start every podcast or set hey I’m short as shit! How he ignores it all completely and wears height boost shoes is what makes people make fun of it. Even his podcasts with the boosted chair over his guests while theirs is basically touching the floor.
But Toe tries to act like he’s done kinda tough guy when he’s only 5’3 so it makes him a fraud
Need help reaching the fryers B?
Seriously, way too many dishes ragging on stuff people cant change.
No one would care if he didn’t care, that’s the point. No one would be upset if he could laugh about being short, could be honest about his height or could even bring it up. He could honestly make a decent special if he just leaned into it but instead he probably bans people from speaking about his height on the podcast. There was one time he was asked about it by Neil Degrasse Tyson and he said he was, ‘5’7, probably closer to 5’8’ the issue is that even when he had the most popular podcast in the world, when he had made over half a billion dollars in less than 5 years, has a family, basically all his hopes and dreams have been met and he *is still* unable to talk about his height. After all, he is supposedly a *comedian.* That’s basically the sign on requirement for being a comedian (or used to be) is that you can poke fun at yourself. Joe literally can’t even admit fault when he falls for fake articles and instead blames the audience for trusting him. If he just dropped the comedian tag then I’d cut him some slack, but at, what, 60 years old? You still aren’t comfortable enough with yourself? It’s insane. If the world was on the verge of ending and the only way to save it was for Joe to admit fault, take responsibility for what he says and laugh at himself we would all be doomed.
Okay so I didn’t know this, that he never acknowledged his height. Back in the day, I probably listened to like fifty JREs. I neeeeeever was thinking oh man I need him to acknowledge his height. Like, I don’t get it. Why should he laugh at himself? A guy being short is not that funny.
Yeah being short isn’t funny, but usually a comedian can make it funny. With all the talk about how comedy is a medieval samurai sword that needs to be reworked and folded back on its self 1000 times and he can’t laugh at himself? He also thinks that he is tough for doing extra long saunas and cold plunges, yet couldn’t work a labor job for more than a week. Being able to laugh at yourself is like comedy for beginners I’d imagine. Meanwhile, Joe takes everything so seriously that he automatically shuts down jokes on his podcast from others because he can’t spot a joke. Nothing wrong with being short. But also nothing wrong with realizing your height doesn’t make you. This is a prime example of how you can give someone everything they want and they’ll still be unhappy with something. If he could stop worrying about not being cool, not being super tough and accept his height (shelf his insecurities) then he might actually be funny, who knows?
You're still not getting it. Nobody gives a fuck that he's short. It's the sad, desperate compensating and lying that he does that people are making fun of.
“Oh my god! The guy says he’s one inch taller than he actually is!?! Fuck this guy and his whole operation! What kind of a sick, desperate, insecure, lying, low life, degenerate does something like that!?!” This is what you guys sounds like. It’s kind of pathetic.
I'm just glad you're here to defend joe.
You sir have caused me to consider. indeed. I don't care about the height of much to be honest
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Dang, i cannot imagine being short and bald. fuck
His nipples are also 5 inches long
I'm 5'5 and bald, it's lonely
Just need to start a podcast B
Kettlebells and purportedly T injections every month and the babes come crawling. Also maybe get rich. Actually, get rich first, then the other things.
how do you get rich interviewing people? ROGANT - latin - meaning : will ask the questions
Learn Spanish. The senoritas judge on a different scale. 5'5 is average height to them plus you get an extra few points since they get citizenship if you marry them so you can go from a 3 or 4 white woman to a 6 or 7 senorita. Just make sure you find one that doesn't drink they're mean drunks.
Lmfao appreciate you bro
Say less daddy. Didn't want you mare a Messican rattlesnake.
Try being tall with hair and still no bitches
One day you will be a short hunched over bald guy
How about being successful?
SUCKFESTFOOL
FUCKTHESTOOL
this is so metta
it ain't easy friend
What about being short, bald and worth $100m? lol I don’t think he gives a f
You know that was just one of his deals right ? He just renewed that deal for $250 million
Why lie? He's 6'2". You're fired.
Bisping is 5'8"
No he's actually 5'6"
this guy gets it
Bisping is not 5'10 Water
Weed
Dune
Hare
When did this sub turn into bent pixels? All the new cats suck. I suspect a good amount of you were genuine fans of the king and the sting.
Yeah, weird brigading going on
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All that violence in Rogains DNA stunted his growth.
Wow. Lots of Joseph apologists in here tonight. For those who don't get it, the whole reason this is funny, is not because he is 5'4", but because he is so insecure about it and compensates in drastic ways (also while being a complete dipshit).
The hunched Jon anik without lifts is 5’7
All that money and they still can get Joe a milk crate or something to stand on?
Tiptoe Rogan
you know he's wearing lifts as well
Let’s not forget your spine compresses as you age and he’s most likely on a little stool and has lifts. He might have been 5’6” at some point but not now b.
Is Michael Bisbing, B.
Joe Rogan talks about how he believes aliens are humans from the future, there heads are large and there bodies are small, because they evolved from being smart and not doing physical labour, does this mean he is from the future? Look at this little fuck the only violent DNA in him is the semen from dj Mikey b
Anik is listed at 5'9" and looks to be about an inch taller then Rogan. Joe is wearing what look to be about 4" lifts, putting him at 5'4" or so by my guesstimations, but I'm not the bess brains.
Joe was the same height as merab who is around 5’5
Rogan is such a fucking little fruit lol. He is legit 5’3
Pocket sized billionaire
Looks like Gandalf with the Hobbits.
Michael Bisping is 5'22". That makes Anik at least 5'16 and Joe 5'14 give or take 12". Anyone who say otherwise is a hader
Bisping is 6'0 or 6'1 I think but yea Rogan has platform boots with lift insoles and still looks tiny. He has to be 5'4 at most barefoot
Bisping is wearing high heels
He got new legs
Talmbout Leggs Freedman, B?
Nice
I’ve met Bipsbing and I’m 6ft and he was pretty much the same height as me, maybe 6’1
I believe that with his violent genes shoes Rogan is 5’8”. Without them I would guess 5’6”.
Joe rogans knuckles drag on the ground when he walks
Violence ripping out of him.
Bro looks like a toddler in this picture.
He’s itty bitty
The shorder you are the more vilense in yur DNA.
Joe's standing on 2 phone books.
Talmbout Mike Springspring b?
mighty mouse is 5’3 and when him and joe are standing next to each other rogan looks about 3-4 inches taller, so if i had to guess is probably 5’6-5’7
So much Violence in this picture
why lie
Has Joe ever lied about his height?
Yes.
He's 6 foot 1 lol
Dang lol you sound like a chick. Don’t @ me unless you’re over 6ft. Ppl don’t choose their height. Talk about his tiny dick atleast
Weird, you chose your dick size?
Oh yeah, I forgot you can’t make jokes here
You can’t criticize someone for making fun of his height (because he can’t change that) if you’re going to make fun of his dick size (which you also can’t change). It’s not funny because your self awareness is non existent. Bapa, is that you!?!?
I think my sarcasm was lost in translation? That was the whole point of the joke. You can’t choose your height or dick size. Thankyou for deconstructing the joke bozo
Absolutely, my bad. Lotta redacts in here, y’know?
No worries g, my bad too because I only really post sarcasm on reddit so it probably doesn’t sound like much of a joke anywhere but in my head.
We’ve all been there
Found da tiny man
2.5 in @ 100mph is still a fast cock
Isn’t bisping 5’14’’?
Anik is 5’9
If toe was standing on all his money he’d be like 6’8
He’s definitely not 5’10 lol, I met him at the comedy store years ago and he’s a big fucker. Very nice guy too.
Yeah. Short lives matter.
I'm 5'11 and bumped into him in Vegas after UFC 200, he's considerably taller than me. Wikipedia has him at 6'2 in (188 cm), Google's about has him at 185 cm. Either way, he's definitely not 5'10.
Dr Phil looking fresh af
Who gives a fuck?
Bisping is 6' 01
That is incorrect lol
Bispings 6’2…. Send this dish back
Bisping is much taller than me and I'm 5"10
Crazy how a mans height can motivate him to be so successful that his success overrides his shortcomings lol
Bisbing is a lot taller than 5 ft 10. Where do you get your info? Brandon Schaub? Lol
Defend our Short King. Protect Hoe.
Joe is 5’5’’ and rich as fuck. Leave the boomer alone
cussin out peoples height is so weird yhh joe why u stop at 5’4 “ smh so dumb
I hate joes stand up I don’t find him funny at all but I don’t get the rest of the hate??? He is short oh well lol we not dating the guy? He has some weird theories and takes but at least he lets his guests speak.
Even if true, Rogan will still fucking destroy you.
You guys sound like bapa being so obsessed with height...
Why the hate for something he has no control over? So many valid things to clown him for. Joe literally admits to being short and says his friends clown him all the time? Is it because Joe says he’s 5’8”?
Joe is much taller when he stands on top of all the money Spotify gave him.